Make Money Blogging About Making Money Blogging

Stop Reading Other People's Silly Blogs

2012-03-26T17:13:00.000-07:00

The more time you spend reading other people's silly blogs the less chance you have of actually developing a voice. In the writing world you either do something first or you do it best.

All these ridiculous blog posts about how to write well, short, long, tall, best, etc. are fluff and weasel juice. Read a few, take in the important stuff and then just stop looking at them altogether!

The on-line world of writing about writing, blogging about blogging, and networking for the sale of networking is a merry-go-round of mediocrity that will get you nowhere.

99 percent of PDF eBooks are garbage. Especially if they sell for 29.99.

Consider your blog as your Curriculum: A reflection of your style and your unique viewpoint. When it's good enough people will come to you. If after about five years nobody comes along, do something else!

How To Get People To Like You With Subliminal Body Language Super Secret Power Tips

2012-01-25T12:16:00.001-08:00

Are you emotionally crippled or just physically awkward?

Do you dream of being confident, sexy, debonair, dashing and just plain amazing? Do you have a sneaking suspicion that if you came out from underneath your bucket, and stopped acting like a quivering heap of jelly, you would be someone different? Someone successful maybe, like a singer, or an actor, a gigolo, or even a gazillionaire!

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If this all sounds a little bit unrealistic that is only because you still haven't tapped into the amazing power of body language. Did you know that Arnold Schwarteneger is actually a five foot runt with no money and bad breath. Really, all the rich successful people do! The only reason he looks to you like an enormous, muscle-bound millionaire is because he knows the secrets of body language, and you don't!

So why should you believe me!

Because I am one of the people who you have always dreamed of being. A tall, strong person with perfect hair and teeth. I am rich, and therefore a role model. You shouldn't be questioning my authority, you should feel privileged that I am talking to you. I'm sending you a mental high five right now! Say thanks!

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My Journal of Awesomeness: Scribble Your Way to Succces With Banality

2012-01-18T17:05:00.001-08:00

This is the first entry in my new Journal of Awesomeness!

Never heard of one? Get ready to be amazed! This is sliced bread, with a Higgs Boson on top!

A journal of awesomeness is a book you write in every day to remind yourself of how awesome and A-MAZING you are.

I already known that I'm A-Mahazing. Now I can be AWESOME too!

The Journal of Awesomeness comes from a really, really silly blog. I saw it mentioned in a breakfast tweet, and nearly choked on my yoghurt. I didn't though, so I wrote that down in my journal.

"Dear diary, today I didn't choke. I'm AWESOME!".

I felt better straight away!

This really works!

At last, after years of depression, angst, soul-searching and false starts, the answer suddenly becomes crystal clear. Thank you really, really silly blog, for lifting the fog! From now on, life will be easy and all my meals will come with extra gravy!

Instead of doing some work, then going for a surf, I can sit alone in a dark room and scribble furiously in a pointless notebook. By telling myself that my petty daily achievements are awesome, I will become awesome, due to the mystical process of Osmotic Bollocks!

The really, really silly blog even gives some practical tips about what to put into my journal of awesomeness, starting with, "woke up feeling rested for the first time in ages," or "chose a salad over pizza for lunch". Thank you really, really silly blog, for helping me to understand that I can solve all my problems with banality!

The Journal of Awesomeness is a pointless load of drivel, disguised as superficial pyschobabble, wrapped in a layer of utter piffle, with a light sprinkling of rhinoceros peewee! The web guru fartypants industry has reached new highs! What will they come up with next? I can hardly wait to find out! The future is awesome!

Now where's my journal?

If my point of view offends you, tell me why, then write about how brave you are in your journal of awesomeness.

Social Media To Continue Expanding Infinitely And For Ever And Ever And Ever

2012-01-15T16:13:00.001-08:00

Social media growth defies gravity. Can it last?

A fascinating study by the University of Waffle and Lettuce has revealed that Social Media is set to continue expanding. Eventually, the entire universe will be one humongous Tweet. The study, commissioned by the SEO Marketing PDF eBook Guru Institute, also found that SEO gurus and in-bound marketers will soon rule the world. From their parent's basements!

With Facebook set to debut on the stock markets with a value of a gazillion dollars, some old-fashioned, fuddy-duddies are daring to suggest that social media and social networks are turning into a bubble. These Luddite fools, who still own pens, and even use them to make words, are of course, completely wrong. Their absurd notions of ROI and cost-effective marketing are now obsolete. If someone doesn't understand the true value of millions of people wasting their time sending by each other videos of cats, simply unfriend them and move on.

The unprecedented growth of social networks will soon spread from people to devices, such as fridges, cars and sex toys. This future "Internet of things" will make social networks better: Most of the tweets between inanimate objects will be less banal than the ones between humans.

Blogging Tips: Make Your Readers Feel Like Crap By Reminding Them How Much Richer and Cleverer and Betterer Than Them You Are

2012-01-13T09:46:00.001-08:00

Stop with the negative blogging!

Blogging used to be a nice, friendly backwater where a load of lonely people told each other about their cats, children and gardens. Then, one rainy day, some Smart Alec came along and realised that they could make money by blogging. The blogosphere has been going downhill ever since.

Instead of well meaning, albeit damn boring, posts and personal musings, now we are inundated by pro-blogger mailouts full of barely concealed affiliate links, ridiculous PDF eBooks, and insufferable, badly-filmed video tutorials. Worst of all, they are almost all as boring as the original blogs about cats!

There is one specific element of the pro-blogger industry that has got me in enough of a tizzy to get off the sofa and write a post of my own.

First, here is a spoof link to my own non-existent affiliate link. Click here, and don't get a completely stale and utterly useless PDF eBook!

Because most pro-bloggers and on-line marketers don't have any original ideas whatsoever, they tend to rely on dreadful content to attract ~~suckers~~ traffic. This tends to be in the form of articles with depressingly unoriginal titles containing such monuments to banality as "top ten ways to", "five reason why", and "are you making this mistake".

Open one of these totems of triviality and you get reams of re-hashed old ideas, ridiculous suggestions, and patronising, bad advice. The future of in-bound marketing is in the hands of people who advise you "tidy up your desk to boost productivity", "blog regularly to increase traffic", "stop looking like an idiot by learning some grammar", and "avoid Elephantiasis by not having sex with pachyderms". That last one may not be a real quote, the first three come from my inbox today!

More insidious, and more damaging to the blogosphere in the long term, is the rising tide of negative in-bound marketing designed to prey on people's insecurities.

Today's examples of this include the "stop looking like an idiot" quote mentioned above, and other gems such as "why most freelancers suck", and "the main reason why you are not earning as much as me".

There is, of course, a place for this sort of weasely negative content.

THE BIN!!

Negative inbound marketing may get you reads in the short term, as you stick hot knives into people's insecurities, and remind them of their inadequacies. However, any negativity has to be tempered with genuinely useful, highly original content. I don't mind being told that I am a lazy, messy, barely literate loser by a semi-anonymous blogger, provided that I get something worthwhile in return. In my book at least, being told to tidy my desk and learn how to use the semicolon doesn't really cut the mustard.

Constant negative blog posts and mailshots is in serious danger of ruining blogging for everyone. Wannabee pro bloggers seem to spend so much time leaving insincere comments on each other's posts that they forget that blogging only works if you have readers. Not everyone who reads a b log is a pro-blogger with an affiliate deal, or a PDF eBook-peddling weasel.

It is time to move away from negative titles, preachy content, and the unrelenting drive towards conversions and profit. Stop telling me why I am inadequate! That is what my wife is for!!

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Make Millions Selling Weasel Juice To Suckers

2011-12-06T02:56:00.001-08:00

Juice a weasel for good health every day

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Get Rich By Selling 100 Trillion EBooks

2011-12-02T01:28:00.001-08:00

How does the economics of the perpetual-motion, you-buy-my-eBook-and-I'll-buy-yours market work? Is it a sustainable business model that adds to the wealth of the Planet or an absurd merry-go-round that only Charles Ponzi could be proud of?

Let's have a look at the figures of a typical PDF eBook. Even better, let's use mine. My A-AMAZING EBook is called How To Make Money Selling eBooks About How To Make Money Selling eBooks. You can but it here for the A-AMAZING price 0f 29.99.

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FOR 29.99

Let's say I need to sell 100 PDF EBooks a month in order to make a living. That means that 100 people who are interested in Making Money Selling eBooks About How To Make Money Selling eBooks now know the secrets of my success. Because my eBook is so A-AMAZING they instantly sit down and spend 45 minutes researching and writing their own eBook. The most enterprising ones just change the cover and resell my eBook.

There are 100 people selling eBooks. To make 3000 dollars per month each they need to sell 100 eBooks each for 29.99. That's 10,000 eBooks.

Armed with the knowledge about how to Make Money Selling eBooks About How To Make Money Selling eBooks these 10,000 people all write an eBook of their own. To make a living thy need to sell 100 eBooks each.

That's One million EBooks

To illustrate the absurdity of the PDF eBooks market here is a useful graphic:

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EBOOKS ARE A PYRAMID SCHEME

Unless you are pretty damn close to the top of the pyramid you don't stand a chance. Or you have an original idea! But then why would you waste that on a PDF eBook for 29.99.

This blog is lazy, cynical satire! If my point of view offends you I suggest you write a PDF eBook about it. Just don't expect me to read it!

Get Rich With a PDF EBook Full of Waffle and Lettuce

2011-12-01T12:06:00.001-08:00

Starting an e-book business is easy! It's so easy that even I could do it in next to no time whatever at all in my spare time for seventeen minutes a day.

I never even planned to have a best-selling PDF eBook. One day I woke up with an idea and just wrote one. There was no need for research because this is the SEO affiliate marketing network on-line PDF eBook guru industry and nobody needs new information or ideas.

Writing my best selling PDF eBook was the easiest thing I have ever done. I did it before breakfast while brushing my teeth and stroking the cat.

The next thing I knew my PDF eBook called Making Money Before Breakfast While Brushing your Teeth and Stroking the Cat was a best-seller and I was a gazillionaire.

Next, I did waht every SEO affiliate marketing network on-line PDF eBook guru does and wrote another eBook with exactly the same stuff in as the first one but another title. I called it How to Make More Money While Cutting Your Toenails and Tickling the Giraffe.

Imagine my shock when nobody wanted to buy me second eBook. I decided that I needed to research the market and went straight to Google. Ten minutes later I had my answer! My second eBook was a flop because everyone in the SEO affiliate marketing network on-line PDF eBook guru niche had given up selling each other PDF eBooks and gone off to find real jobs.

There was only one thing I could do!

I wrote a PDF eBook about the lack of people wanting to buy PDF eBooks and how to turn this knowledge in to gazillions of dollars.

Nobody bought it!

Now I work for Burger King!!

Are you in a similar position? Has your PDF eBook gurudom dream disappeared? Are you washing lettuce and fantasising about the next get rich quick scheme? If you are, what you need is my PDF eBook called How to Turn Washing Lettuce into a Gazzillion Dollars Using only PDF ebooks!

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This article is lazy, cynical satire! I didn't even need to write it! I just cut and pasted it from one of a gazillion websites about making money from PDF eBooks and pimped it up a bit. If my point of view offends you I suggest you write a PDF eBook about it. Just don't expect me to read it!

How to Make A Gazzillion Dollars in Your Underwear

2011-12-01T05:09:00.001-08:00


Does this remind you of SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger guru schemes?

There is one sure fire way of making a gazillion dollars while dressed in your underwear. All you have to do is look like Gisele Bundchen! If you don't then you may have to rely on your SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger PDF ebook gurudom to make your gazillions.

Good luck with that!!

Or you could sit down and knock out some quality, insightful web content and sell it to someone for proper money.

Hard work ??? On-line!! Don't be ridiculous! Read a PDF eBook and got to bed without any supper!

It is perfectly possible to make a living sitting in your pants and working on-line. I know, I have been doing it on and off for nearly ten years! First I was a stock photographer and spent hours on Photoshop and now I am a budding on-line writer with a sideline in silly blogs. I wouldn't say I am making a living just from writing yet but my plan is unfolding nicely. Maybe I should write a PDF eBook about it and sell it on this website for 29.99!

In fact I will!

Click here for an exclusive preview of my PDF EBook called Making Gazillions by Sitting Around in your Underwear Doing Nothing Useful.

People making good money doing what they love rarely stop doing it for long enough to tell their potential competitors exactly how to copy them. Many proper writing opportunities are in niches and no sane writer is going to give up their contacts and techniques!

Not for 29.99!!

There are notable and very wealthy exceptions to this like Problogger Darren Rowse who make their livings making money and then tell everyone else how to copy them. Most bona fide gurus arrived on the scene long before you and have far more energy, discipline and talent! You're a bit of waster with more dreams than drive!

How dare I judge you like this?

Don't I know that you are a budding SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger guru with a PDF eBook on sale for 29.99? Yes I do! You and all the others with your tawdry, copycat Wordpress websites, Top Ten Tips twaddle and rehashed PDF eBooks. I know you are unlikely to become a gazillionaire because genuine SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger gurus are too busy counting their money and sailing their yachts to bother reading this rubbish.

The fact that you are reading it means you aren't doing anything of real worth to increase your net value.

You really should be you know!!

Time is short and inflation is eating up your savings faster than a fat kid on a diet eats up a gingerbread house.

GET OFF MY BLOG AND DO SOME PROPER WORK!!!

Still here?

Shame on you!!

Why don't you do some Clickworker monkey work or write a decent, insightful article for Constant Content?

Can't be bothered?

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Really, just go away now, I'm sick of the sight of you.

If you are still reading this then there is something wrong with you!!!!

This spoof blog about Making Money Blogging About Making Money Blogging is designed to burst the bubble of silliness that surrounds the whole "sell PDF eBooks and become an affiliate marketing on-line guru" industry. Not everyone can be a gazzillionaire by selling PDF EBooks and affiliate marketing tools.

Each bona fide guru needs an army of acolytes to buy their stuff. If each accolyte has their own army of sub-acolytes then the sub-accolytes need armies of sub-sub-accolytes to keep the ball rolling.

Starting to see a problem yet?? Within about four generations there need to be more PDF EBooks in existence than there are atoms in the universe

ITS

A DAMN

PYRAMID SCHEME!!

Like the one Bernie Madoff ran in New York!!

Sadly, you are too close to the bottom of the pyramid to earn back the money you spend on PDF eBooks that teach you how to sell PDF eBooks by selling PDF eBooks to other people who want to learn how to make money selling PDF eBooks to people who want to learn how to sell PDF eBooks to people who want to learn how to sell PDF eBooks to ......

Oh, Sod it!! You get the message!

GET A PROPER JOB or WRITE DECENT ON-LINE CONTENT FOR MONEY

What's the bloody point?

Why are you still here?

Weirdo!

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My First Affiliate Email

2011-11-30T17:38:00.001-08:00

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What To Do If You Feel The Temptation To Do Some Proper Work

2011-11-30T17:07:00.001-08:00

The path to SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger PDF Ebook guruland

Are you down to your last 29.99 and no closer to making it as a professional blogger and PDF ebook writer? Does no-one read your tweets or care about your Top Tips posts? Are you so disillusioned by the whole industry that you are considering doing something desperate?

Sometimes it is easy to forget that money grows on trees and that you are only one more Facebook friend away from becoming a six figure blogger with a successful line of PDF ebooks and a beautiful girlfriend. In the darkest moments just before you finally crack the SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger PDF ebook market and make your first gazillion dollars you may be tempted by the dark side.

So many budding SEO affiliate marketing pro-blogger PDF ebook gurus have been lost to temptation! It starts with self doubt and growing debts and slowly ramps up until you feel that you have no alternative but to succumb. Once you step over the threshold there is no going back!

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Make Money Blogging About Writing About Making Money Blogging

2011-11-30T16:30:00.001-08:00

The path to making money blogging about writing about making money blogging

Are you tired of sitting on the sofa watching TV and dreaming of being a gazillionaire? Do you feel like there is a genius just waiting to burst out of you if only someone would tell you how? Can you imagine yourself on a yacht in the Caribbean surrounded by beautiful people, champagne and platinum-plated accolades? Do you want all this and more but really can’t be bothered to go out and get it for yourself?

Well, you are not alone! Three weeks ago I was also sitting on my ragged old sofa watching my tiny television and dreaming of being rich and successful. Now I am a six figure blogger!! That’s right, I earn six figures or 100000 (not necessarily in that exact order) per month for only seventeen minutes work a day (16 if you don’t count brushing my teeth).

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Before I bang on some more about my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious success and my A-AMAZING Make Money Blogging About Writing About Making Money Blogging blog let me tell you a little bit about myself and my arduous three-week journey from y-front wearing, basement dwelling nobody to A-AMAZING affiliate network marketing on-line guru six figure eBook blogger.

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