Making Fun of Liberals

Just a Little Closer, Hillary

2014-10-29T15:06:00.000-07:00

That baby has the right idea.

Obama on Ebola - SNL

2014-10-28T15:03:00.001-07:00

I like seeing SNL finally taking some jabs at the president.

Sandra Fluke

2014-10-28T14:57:00.000-07:00

Gary McCoy Cagle syndicated cartoonist.

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Bronze Statue

2010-05-21T10:45:00.001-07:00

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown.

He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.

He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it."

The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.

As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.

He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.

He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.

The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story".

The guys says, "No, I was wondering if you have any bronze liberals?"

Shipwreck

2009-12-08T09:13:00.000-08:00

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, a perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

More Obama Cartoons

2009-12-04T14:28:00.000-08:00

Obama's Failed Policies

2009-12-04T14:24:00.000-08:00

I Miss Yes We Can

2009-12-04T14:21:00.003-08:00

Hot Air

2009-12-04T14:21:00.001-08:00

Hype

2009-12-04T14:20:00.001-08:00

Obama Sticker

2009-12-04T14:18:00.004-08:00

Polls

2009-12-04T14:18:00.003-08:00

Year One

2009-12-04T14:18:00.001-08:00

The Recession is Over

2009-12-04T14:17:00.002-08:00

But I'm the Messiah

2009-12-04T14:17:00.001-08:00

1 Year Anniversary

2009-12-04T14:16:00.000-08:00

No Nativity in Washington

2009-11-23T12:53:00.000-08:00

There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington this year.

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason; they simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, in finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Pork Flu

2009-10-27T08:56:00.001-07:00

What do Obama and Colonel Sanders Have in Common?

2009-10-26T09:27:00.001-07:00

Old Butch

2009-10-22T08:55:00.001-07:00

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets," and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time. To make things easier, he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen. But this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all.

Concerned, he went to investigate. John saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, had sufficent warning, and had time to run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. Old Butch was able to sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one, without any warning.

John was so proud of old Butch, he decided to enter him in the Renfrew County Fair. He quickly became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The judges loved Old Butch so much they awarded old Butch "the No Bell Piece Prize" and also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise."

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully every election, the bells are not always audible.

Thanks Chappy!

Obama and the Peace Prize

2009-10-14T18:42:00.000-07:00

"President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass."

-Conan O'Brien

Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?

2009-10-14T18:41:00.000-07:00

Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why did David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.

Obama Stimulus Package

2009-10-14T18:37:00.000-07:00

Just wanted to let you know I received my Obama stimulus package in the mail this morning. It contained watermelon seeds, cornbread mix and ten coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.

Why is Obama so Scrawny?

2009-10-14T18:35:00.001-07:00

Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?

A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.

Lemon Picker

2009-10-14T18:33:00.000-07:00

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."