MaliceForge

Brace yourself.

2008-09-15T18:53:00.002-04:00

If you're a Republican, you're an idiot. If you're a fundamentalist (Christian or otherwise) you're an idiot. That is all.

P.S. If you feel the need to argue, feel free. However, you will lose, because as I mentioned before, you're an idiot.

2007-08-04T11:27:00.001-04:00

Wow. It has been a long time since I have posted here. I should revive this blog. Not that anyone cares. I'm still full of things to bitch about, but I guess I just got tired of it. Plus, I play World of Warcraft now, and I'm in school. Maybe that's why. Oh well, fuck it. I'll post when I feel like it. So there.

Fuck the United States Military in its Entirety!

2006-04-25T20:01:00.000-04:00

I don't even know where to begin. Fuck the Air Force. Fuck the Army. Fuck the Navy. Fuck the Marines. What the hell, fuck the Coast Guard too. Since day one I have hated being in the military. I was never a good fit. But now I've had it. I have absolutely fucking had it.

Today Susan had her second ultrasound because she was measuring big. Ultrasounds are always a special event for us. We enjoy every opportunity to see our baby, and it's usually followed by a trip to Outback to celebrate. Our little ritual.

Well leave it to the soul-sucking military to turn a happy, joyous event like having a child into a horrific ordeal. When they called Susan's name, we both got up to go back, and the woman halted us, gave me a nasty look, and said, "You can't go back, sir." I was like what the fuck! A new policy, it seems, prevents husbands from being present to see their children on ultrasounds. Un...fucking....believable. We were just in there a month ago, and I was allowed back, no questions asked. All of Matt's ultrasounds, no problem. Even Gabriel, which is a whole other story, I was there. Susan was even by my side when I had an ultrasound on my gallbladder. So why all of a sudden did they abitrarily decide to violate my rights as a father and a husband? Well I heard 2 different versions, neither of which means shit to me. First, I heard that a woman complained that she couldn't accompany her husband, saying it's unfair that husbands can go with their wives for a prenatal ultrasound. If that's true, then that selfish CUNT ruined it for everyone. That felt so good I'll repeat it. CUNT.

The second story was that a husband and wife went for an ultrasound and when the gestational age was determined, the husband did the math and figured out that the child was concieved while he was deployed, and went apeshit, as a result they banned husbands. If that one's true, I don't blame the husband, I blame that wreckless whore for spreading her legs while the guy was gone. But above all I blame the military, for once again fucking the whole for the mistakes of the few.

And you know what really pisses me off? This army sergeant TWAT came in the room and put her hand on Susan's leg, and said, "I won't let you go through this alone." I wish Susan would have told that fucking assbag to go fuck herself. I couldn't be in there, but some other bitch could? Fuck me!

I have absolutely had it with the goddamn military. They take the fun out of everything, even having a baby, which is supposed to be the happiest, most cherished event in a couple's lives. To add insult to injury, after all this bullshit, we still get to deliver at MCG. When Matt was born we were the only family in there that was a stable, loving family, and wasn't on a methadone drip. Seriously. The place is where crack whores and welfare mothers go. That's how much the military thinks of us.

So summing up, all you military assholes reading this: FUCK YOU. Fuck your families, fuck your mothers. You mean shit to me. You've ruined my life and I can't wait to be rid of you. And as much as I hate you, my wife hates you more. She didn't even sign on the dotted line and her life has been shit too, thanks to you.

National debt is not a money tree!

2006-03-16T15:59:00.000-05:00

CNN.com - Senate permits national debt to grow to $9 trillion - Mar 16, 2006

This is impressive. The upper crust of this country actually thinks they can continue to sink us into the red. If the government can just up their debt limit at will, why can't I? I can't pay my bills. I need more dough. Why the hell can't I boost my limit? At what point will we no longer be able to stretch the limit? Will it happen before we get Bush out of office? Will we ever recover from what he has done to us? Doubtful. The United States' days as the hegemon are numbered. The day will soon come when we are enslaved to China.

That's right. China. Speak Chinese? Better learn it. Because the United States has foolishly turned its economy into a service economy. We make very few goods, and turn our natural resources over to China, so they can make the things we should be making ourselves. When we go broke, we'll be at their mercy. Few will be able to afford basic necessities, and no one knows how to farm anymore. Thanks Bush for fucking us all over you colossal fucking RETARD!

Republican woman president my ass.

2006-03-14T16:30:00.000-05:00

CNN.com - Laura Bush: U.S. ready for a woman president - Mar 14, 2006

So the dumbest piece of shit woman on the face of the planet has said the U.S. is ready for a woman president- a Republican woman.

Huh?? What would a Republican woman do? Especially Rice, who they're surely going to send forward. Republican women stand by their men, and she has no man to stand by. It will be anarchy! Seriously though. I will vote for Hillary if she runs. Without a doubt. Hillary Clinton gets on my nerves. She's a stone cold bitch, and that's why I'll vote for her. Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed to make sure Hillary isn't under there. She will take this country where it needs to go, without even having to think about it.

Fun with alliterations

2006-03-14T08:46:00.000-05:00

Coulter conveys corrosive conservative commentary, concealing corruption colleagues committed; crazy Caesarist cackler crows cacophony contradicting Constitution; conservative cable channel's cameras constantly cover Coulter's cranially-connected caudal-cleavage convulsing, consequently catering copious crowds containing coprophagous cohorts.

Republicans are idiots.

2006-03-09T00:55:00.000-05:00

The title speaks for itself. I'm not going to back this statement up with a supporting anecdote because if you need proof, you're a republican, and you're too stupid to understand. Now go watch Fox News.

Oh, nice guest speaker by the way. Looks like they took Deebo and gave him a lobotomy and a 3-piece suit.

FREE CINDY!

2006-01-31T23:39:00.000-05:00

Since when do Americans go to jail over a t-shirt?

So Cindy Sheehan is in the clink for wearing a shirt with a number on it. What number? 2,245. The number of dead Americans Bushy sent to the slaughter over a lie. Over oil. Over revenge for Daddy. We're approaching the number that died on 9/11. Iraq is still in turmoil. No WMDs. No cheap oil even. I can't even say that 2,245 people died so I can drive to Atlanta for less than 40 bucks. Why has the number gotten that big? Stubbornness? Pride? Ego? All of the above.

First Helen Thomas loses her front seat in the press room, now Cindy Sheehan loses her freedom. Why? Because Bush is the poster boy for Bible-thumping conservative assholes in this country. You know, the ones that wear suit with that stupid fucking American flag pin, which is secret code for "I'm a stuck up asshole and I have my wife in check." Conservative men make sure conservative women know their place. It's a theme throughout history. Salem witch trials. Anne Hutchinson. Outspoken women that go against men in power pay dearly.

If you think about it though, Bush had to arrest her. She was a threat. All threats go to jail, right? They wouldn't let a Pakistani with an RPG in would they? Well she has a weapon far more powerful: a question. Why did you send my son to die? That's all. He can't face the question, or the answer. Especially not now when most of the country actually believes he's a dumbfuck. Cindy Sheehan had to be taken down.

I will be very surprised if this fascist cabal doesn't throw the book at her and keep her locked up for at least a year. Goddamn George Bush and Goddamn a country that will violate the civil rights of a woman that has paid the ultimate price for this country's faulty policies. Cindy Sheehan is a hero! Free Cindy!

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD?

2005-11-27T15:39:00.000-05:00

I got a kick out of this flash animation. It makes a very profound and accurate statement in very few words.

Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?

2005-11-11T21:51:00.000-05:00

What does the title have to do with this? Maybe it will be clear by the end. I warn you: this will be a long, protracted rant, and if you plan to read it all, I thank you. Even if these words fall on deaf ears, it feels good to vent.

I don't think there's anything that pisses me off more than a martyr. They're just not good news, ever.

So with all the chaos abound in my life these days, with my shitty ass time-monopolizing job, AND going to school full time, AND being a parent, AND having a bad back that I'm about to have surgery on and hurts so bad that I have potent narcotics seeping into my bloodstream 24/7, it might be really easy to start crying and whining like a girl and maybe drum up a little sympathy, but the fact is that I'm chugging along, just trying to get through it all and come out on top. So with another hard-ass lab practical fast approaching, I decided to take 4 days off next week so that I can devote myself to school. No job to stay at all damn day, no Air Force monopolizing those scraps of spare time I might have with their bullshit, be it a uniform inspection (by the way, what the FUCK! I'm not in basic training! Get a life!) or getting a 30-minute fire extinguisher demonstration from a man-hating bull dyke (next Friday, I shit you not. E-mail me for directions if you wanna fill my spot.) I will be able to just concentrate on what I feel is important. I'm low on leave after being deceived into burning two weeks on the false premise that I was actually going to get medically discharged , but I figured what the hell, 4 days of leave is worth a better grade. And plus, it's my leave to take, right?

Wrong, mutha fucka! In typical fashion of the office I'm trapped in, my request to take leave erupts into a full-blown shitstorm. Did it need to? No. Why did it then? What was the fucking problem, you ask? The problem, AHEM!, was a bonafide, grade-A MARTYR.

This fine specimen, a female service member whose specifics I will omit, has to be the most unstable, craziest fucking bitch I have ever had to deal with. Not only is she corrosively evil, but she's unpredictable too. One minute, she will be pleasant, trying to get people to interact with her (but they're all still cowering from her previous episodes) and then, out of nowhere, she comes unhinged. For no reason, she suddenly pops up like an al-Qaeda sleeper agent, with a new set of orders: martyrdom. Not only is she going to be mad as hell and treat you like shit, she's going to be the victim. And it's all your fault. Welcome to my life these days. I'm the guy that's ruining HER life. What my latest transgression? Taking leave.

It seems that by asking for leave, I was putting myself before "the team" because this nutty ho had already arranged to take time off and didn't bother to let anyone know. So instead of rationally dealing with the situation, she goes apeshit, and pulls the whole, "No, I'll cancel mine, just let him go" bullshit. Fine by me. I don't play those games. I don't know what it is about military females, but they're fucking nuts. I learned this the hard way, by dating one (and only one.) My theory is none of them were treated right by their daddies, and so they go into the military, which apparently fosters their skewed worldview quite well.

So what does the title have to do with this? As portrayed in a Chappelle's Show skit, Wayne Brady obviously has his bitches in check. I can only dream....

Dane Cook is the Man!

2005-10-11T00:24:00.000-04:00

Dane Cook is one of my favorite comedians these days, and the other night he got to kiss Charlize Theron's ass, which I find freaking hilarious.

That is all.

Beware the Monkey Repo Man

2005-10-09T22:48:00.000-04:00

I just found Lycos' new MySpace-style Angelfire incarnation called Planet. This is pretty much lame. They have "surfaces" that are basically just themes that you have to rent for tokens, that I'm assuming you have to pay for when your initial 50 run out. I picked one with mokeys all over it. I guess if I don't pay the monkey rent, then the monkey repo men are going to get me. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the monkeys in the first place.

My New Hero

2005-10-09T16:07:00.000-04:00

Throughout my 27 years on Earth, somehow I managed to miss Kurt Vonnegut, until now. I cannot remember what compelled me to add Slaughterhouse-Five to my Netflix queue, but now that I've seen it, I've been thrust into the intriguing universe of this great mind, literary and otherwise. This guy has seen a lot in his time on earth. He survived the firebombing of Dresden. Since most Americans don't have a clue, let me put this into perspective: Dresden was obliterated by a bomb-induced firestorm that surpassed Hiroshima in power, killing an estimated 130,000 people in a city that contained little in the way of military industry or warfighting ability. Mr. Vonnegut was there as a POW, and survived.

I have only begun to delve into his books, but I intend to read them all. I only wish I could meet and have a conversation with Mr. Vonnegut before he's gone, because in my estimation he's one of the greatest minds of our time.

Another thing I admire him for is his recent remarks on Real Time with Bill Maher and The Daily Show regarding W. To hear our idiot president get verbally bashed by such a great mind is almost too much. As great as it made me feel, I also felt that Vonnegut's words were being wasted on a truly worthless individual. However, since the man is president, I guess they are words that must be expended.

Where is life taking me?

2005-10-08T11:28:00.000-04:00

I'll warn you now. This post isn't really going anywhere at all. I'm just laying here, pondering my life these days, and thinking about how different it is from what I had imagined 10 years ago.

What was I doing 10 years ago? Working at Six Flags over Georgia, operating rides (still my favorite job ever.) Things were much simpler then, I miss it. All I had to do was go to school and work. On the surface, it sounds like life today. Work and school. The funny thing though, is that it's complete reversed. Back then, I loved work, and abhored school. Now, I hate my job passionately, and only wish I could quit, while I LOVE school. If there's one thing good that has come out of my tenure in the Air Force, it would be that I have a new appreciation for academia. I am an intelligent person, capable of thinking for myself, and doing great things with my mind. The military is only interested in exploiting the skills they need, and supressing the rest of me in order to keep me subserviant. That's why I'm so eager to get to school. There, I'm a thinker again.

How the hell did I end up in this situation? How did someone so anti-authority end up signing away his rights in the military (and then re-enlisting)?

Stupidity or desperation, I guess...

Cronyism at its finest

2005-10-04T21:20:00.000-04:00

I am in awe. Complete and total awe. It is as if W can read my mind, and is intentionally trying to outdo himself in regards to my amazement at his complete disregard for everything I value in this country. After nominating that idiot Roberts to lead the highest court in all the land, skipping over seasoned justices that might actually have a fucking clue, now W nominates who? That's the question I think everyone is asking: Who the fuck is this bitch?

Well from what I can tell, she's not only completely unqualified to sit on the Supreme Court, but she's also another evangelical right-wing headcase. Bush really needs to make new friends.

News flash Bush: Not everyone in this country goes home at night and thumps a Bible!

Speaking for myself, I'm more interested in going home at the end of the day and thinking, "Wow, I live in a country where I'm free to do and think what I want." Bush stands for nothing except suppression of everything that doesn't mesh with his plan: the permanent rise to power of the wealthy, ideological bourgeoisie. Bush has done more damage to the fabric of this nation than a salvo of nuclear warheads, a whole army of jihadists, and mother nature in all her fury could do in concert. The end result of this nation's faulty decision to allow Bush to take control of the government (note my wording there, as he didn't legally win either election) is that we have surrendered all our civil liberties, and allowed the Bush virus to insert long-lasting genetic code (Roberts) into our system. What does this mean? America now has the political equivalent of AIDS. Talk about getting fucked!

I swear, Life is fucking with me!

2005-10-01T01:28:00.000-04:00

Maybe you can identify with this situation. If not, just pretend. This is some good shit (if you get a kick out of those times in life where you just have to take a step back and say GODDAMN!) Anyway, let's get started.

Ever since I got started at my current job, I have been responsible for a weekly task. This task requires collaboration with my co-workers, which has been invariably like pulling fucking teeth. The entire process was a pain in my ass, and I have questioned the value of the entire ordeal since the very beginning. I also tried many times to make improvements that would make it less of an ordeal, and I was shot down every time. So, I chugged along, dreading it more and more as time went on.

Now that my time is nearly up and I'm preparing to move on, the task has been given to someone else. Now here's where the shit gets good. WAKE UP. This is the meat and potatoes.

Now that the task is no longer mine, a plethora of rules were tacked on to make this task extremely simple for the guy that's taking it over. You know what I'm thinking?

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK????

Of all the forces of nature out there, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, the cruelest and least understood would have to be Life. Sure, Life can be good, but so can the weather. And as luck would have it, when it comes to Life, I live in Tornado Alley.

Kick ass!

2005-09-28T21:29:00.000-04:00

I made a 90% on my first Anatomy test! Now, I'm not the bragging type, but let me break from my character and say that there were only 7 people out of about 70 that pulled an A out of that test, and I was one of them. I only hope I can keep that going. This is a very challenging class, and considering that I have work to deal with, AND a full course load, it keeps things interesting. I'm really enjoying my classes despite all the stress they cause. Actually, it's not the classes that cause the stress, because those classes are my first priority, and the Air Force is just in my fucking way at every step. When I step onto that campus, I'm suddenly an intelligent person again, capable of free thought, and I'm judged based on my academic performance, and not how big my waist is or how far I can (or can't, in my case) run.

My first Anatomy test!

2005-09-22T01:38:00.000-04:00

I had my first A&P lecture test tonight. It wasn't nearly as bad as I had built it up in my head as being, having watched Susan struggle through the course. I crammed like a madman right before, so I think that helped. The thing about that class is that there is so much to learn you have to pack your head full of knowledge and hope it leaks out slow enough to get you to the end of the test. I think I had some luck there.

Once again, I'm just laying here blogging when I should be sleeping. Susan's fast asleep next to me, Anubis is curled up at her feet. I'm reading about Rita, and wondering what awaits us this time. No doubt, Bushy will cover his ass better, and brag about it. Myopic Republicans will accept this as good leadership and go back to being stupid. I'll fork out 5 bucks a gallon for gas because this country has the shittiest energy policy possible and I'll stay up all night thinking (and blogging) about it. I think that sums it up, more or less...

Google goes secure!

2005-09-20T18:21:00.000-04:00

Anyone who cares anything about security needs to get this. It creates a VPN link to Google, basically securing anything you do online. I noticed a modest decrease in speed, but I was also free to browse anonymously. SWEEEEEEET!

I knew it! John Roberts is a Nazi!

2005-09-20T18:19:00.000-04:00

This guy gave me the creeps from the word go. Now it's clear to me why.

Yet another reason why I can't stand the military

2005-09-20T01:12:00.000-04:00

So for those of you that don't know, I have a bad back. This is a fairly recent development, and very frustrating because it is making a challenging period in my life just that much worse. What I don't need right now is the Air Force throwing their bullshit into the mix. I found out Monday that I will probably be getting paperwork for missing an open-ranks inpection last week on one of the days I was laid up. It seems being in excruciating pain from a herniated vertebral disk is no excuse to miss standing still like a statue for 45 minutes. What the FUCK was I thinking?

Want to peel that W sticker off your car yet?

2005-09-18T02:11:00.000-04:00

Ok. It's the middle of the night, I can't sleep because my back is killing me from my trip to the emergency room and I'm reading the news, which is a bad idea because that means reading about Bush.

I can hear it now. "He's not going to lay into the Republicans, is he?" Yes, you bet your oil-guzzling asses I am.

For all you people who not only re-elected W, but continue to stand by him as he earns his reputation as a fuck-up, answer this, please. What are you going to do when a disaster of some sort finds its way into your backyard? You know, that perfectly manicured acre or two, with the big mini-mansion sitting on it, 3 SUV's in the driveway, all with the standard-issue Bush stickers, possibly some yellow "Support the Troops" ribbons... I digress. What are you going to do? Is your precious president going to come to your aid? You think so? Even after Katrina?

Most Republicans probably are thinking, "Well, our prez just didn't care about the poor blacks, we was too busy figuring out how to get us some more tax breaks. Fuck the poor blacks. " They're thinking that they're in the "club." If the hurricane had hit their posh country club, disaster relief would have rolled in immediately, even if it meant running over a group of poor blacks to get to them. This attitude held by so many Republicans is what is referred to in Literature as a "tragic flaw."

WAKE UP AMERICA: Your government will not be there for you. George Bush and everyone he works with sat on their asses while thousands suffered and died. We have seen so many examples in the past few weeks of just how out of touch these people are with reality. Their incompetence has cost many lives.

This was "just" a hurricane. I say just because it's a natural disaster that occurs every year, in the same regions. We know they're coming every year, and we know that some are dangerous, some are insanely dangerous. To hear the leadership of this nation drone on about how they never saw it coming... What the hell? Are we supposed to accept that?

What do you think will happen when there's a real surprise? You know, something even worse like a pandemic, or a biological attack? Do you still feel safe? Do you think this buffoon of a president or anyone associated with him is going to swoop in and save you? Don't count on it; I know I'm not.

This is MY blog!

2005-09-17T13:58:00.000-04:00

A while back I started my first blog, but it was more for the family, and to post pictures. Not really the right place to just let loose and speak my mind. So this is my space. You have been warned!