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DC: Subjugation Part 3

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 19:53:00 +0000

DO NOT BE AFRAID.

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DC: Subjugation Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 18:15:00 +0000

There is no joy left in my world. None. All that is left are ashes and bones. ASHES AND BONES.

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DC: Subjugation Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 19:20:00 +0000

Hello!

WARNINGS: AU, Very Dark Fic Chapters may contain any of the following - M/M Slash, M/F Slash, Mpreg, M/M Rape, Graphic Violence, Child Sexual Abuse (Non-graphic), Incest, Bondage, Implied Bestiality, Character Death, Cross Dressing, Foul Language.

SUMMARY: Severus Snape accuses Albus Dumbledore of rape. Dumbledore claims that it is all a misunderstanding. Who is believed, the Savior or the Turncoat?

Oh for fuck's sake.

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DC: Celebrian Chapt. 4

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:44:00 +0000

My existence is a linear line filled with pain and misery. AND THIS. The three may be related.

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DC: Cupcakes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:03:00 +0000

At work they call this a 'deferred return'.

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DC: Celebrian Chapt. 3

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:19:00 +0000

I don't even know if this chapter's long. It feels long. They all feel long.

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DC: Christmas Cuppa

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:49:00 +0000

Hello, happy New Year! I've started writing for The Reticule and I'm still looking for a job, so I simply don't have the time to blog. But still, here's a New Year's special. This is not safe for work. This is not safe for anyone. This is a Harry Potter slashfic. This was emailed to me. This is going to hurt.

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Oh Boy...

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:56:00 +0000

Good evening, dear reader! Remember me? I'm the man who buggered off again.

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DC: Celebrian Chapt. 2

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:41:00 +0000

There is no good left in the world. There is only low-quality literary porn. Right, let's get this done.

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A Year!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:14:00 +0000

Hello! So apparently I've been doing this for a year.

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I'm Back Now

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 21:31:00 +0000

Gentlemen. Gentleladies. I'm back now.

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Blogging Holiday

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:52:00 +0000

Hello, my dear, attractive reader! I hope you're well. This is just a short post to let you know that I'm taking a few weeks' blogging holiday. In English, that means I will not be blogging for a few weeks. I know, dear reader, I know.

However! I will have a bit of a treat for you when I'm done with my holiday. I will, dear reader! And it will be glorious. Glorious.

Until then! Keep safe and happy, my dear reader.
Teddy

Best. Video. Ever.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 17:50:00 +0000

I'll just leave this here.

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DC: Celebrian Chapt. 1

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 21:58:00 +0000

Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god oh god. This is the big one. Slightly less famous than My Immortal, but more... Well, you'll see. Oh bloody hell, I can't believe I'm already doing this. Before you click the jump, this fic is EXTREMELY NSFW. Almost dangerously NSFW. You have been warned.

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DC: StarKis Prophecy Chapt. 11 & 12

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:16:00 +0000

FINE I'M DOING ONE.

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A Writer Am I

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:39:00 +0000

Good afternoon, dear reader, I hope you're well. This is just a quick post that I wanted to get out of the way before both Dungeons of Dredmor and Cthulhu Saves the World are released on Steam later today.

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DC: Agent 47 vs the third reich Chapt. 1

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:53:00 +0000

This one has been suggested by a kindly reader, one... Well, he didn't actually give me his name, but he's a German chap. Greetings to my German readers! I hope my occasional outburst of gratuitous German is not too terrible for you. Incidentally, thank you for sending it in, my dear reader. The fic is summarised very well by the gentlemen who emailed me about it:

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DC: StarKis Prophecy Chapt. 9 & 10

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 16:18:00 +0000

I wasn't going to make any posts today, because I've caught a Summer Cold (which apparently exist now) and feel like death on ice. I love Summer. But then I decided to peruse my internal blog information, as I usually do when I've checked everything else, and I discovered that one of my readers, SharpFang, has started her own Dramatic Commentary/sporking/self-flagellation of this... This... This... Yes. A tribute, if you will. You should all give it a butcher's (that is English slang for 'a look'), and I would like to encourage Sharpfang to keep it up, for it is most amusing and excellent! She also has a greater knowledge of the canon than me.

Anyway, on with the... On with the... Forgive me if I can't make myself sound enthusiastic.

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DC: StarKis Prophecy Chapt. 7 & 8

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:47:00 +0000

I am taking things slowly for a few days, dear reader, as I am practically having a stress baby and am on the verge of stabbing out my left eye to stop it twitching. However, I will persevere and tackle another two 'chapters' of this particular badfic. I'm starting to believe that this is the result of a scientific experiment carried out using a million monkeys and a million typewriters.

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I Am Not Dead

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:07:00 +0000

Hello, dear reader! This is just a quick update to let you know that I am indeed still alive, despite the KGB's best efforts. Incidentally, are we still allowed to call them the KGB? I wouldn't want to give Vlad another reason to hate me. Actually, I should probably ask him next time he tries to put polonium on my pizza. Poor Vlad, he's not very good at this assassination lark.

Indeed, dear reader, I am not dead, just very busy. Too busy, unfortunately, to make any meaningful post. Until after Friday at least, when my workload becomes essentially non-existent for several weeks. I do apologise for keeping you in the dark, but I haven't really had the time to write anything more than the occasional sarcastic tweet. Normal service will be resumed on Saturday. unless I celebrate my new non-existent workload by getting drunk, which may be a distinct possibility.

Until then, my dear reader!

Mr. T. Leach

DC: Broken Pieces Chapt. 4

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 19:49:00 +0000

Oh lordy, dear reader! It's been more than a month since the last time I ripped into this one. I do apologise. I'm currently watching a live-stream of E3, but I'm perfectly happy to wash away the ridiculous Wiiu (WEEOO, WEEOO, WEEOO) from my mind by finishing the last chapter of this particular badfic.

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Impressions: Deus Ex: Human Revolution

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 20:33:00 +0000

It's happened. I've played Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Although not the full version, you understand. A while ago, a preview build containing a third of the game was given to various games journalists so that they could write about their impressions of it. Not very long ago, this build was leaked onto the internet. Someone's in for a roasting. But, thanks to a kindly chap armed with a memory stick, I have played this build, and am ready to offer my opinions on it.

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Puppy Love

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 30 May 2011 19:52:00 +0000

Good afternoon, dear reader! I do hope you're well. It's a bank holiday here in the UK, so I've been celebrating by doing absolutely nothing whatsoever. Well, almost nothing, as I shall soon point out.

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DC: Hitman: The Hitting Chapt. 6

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 May 2011 20:56:00 +0000

It's the last chapter, dear reader! I can do this. We can do this. Let's do this.

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DC: StarKis Prophecy Chapt. 5 & 6

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 13 May 2011 21:27:00 +0000

It is a shame that Blogger fucked up and deleted the draft of this post, dear reader. Because I'm feeling twice as murderous and bad tempered as I was the first time I wrote this post. Right, let's see what this fucking terrible fic is doing, shall we? Incidentally, I'm sorry I haven't posted particularly recently, but I've been very busy, as my 13 Twitter followers have been informed. Yes, only 13. If you have a Twitter and are not following me... Well, there's nothing I can do to make you follow me. It's also probably for the best, what with my live-tweeting porn movies and what not. Yes, really.

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