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Cute

2012-01-23T19:42:00.001-08:00

I know everyone thinks their grandbaby is CUTE
But.........
Isnt he CUTE!!!!

Finally

2012-01-21T19:17:00.000-08:00

The girl is struggling being a new mom
I think she is doing great
We went over for a few hours so she could get a nap in
Later she said I really have a lot of respect for you now.
Now?
Now you do?
Yes how did you do this when you and daddy were alone in Germany?
Oh that raising a baby with no friends or family around for two years in a country we didn't speak the language?
Yes! How did you do it?
I cried a lot and Daddy was a big help.
He cried a lot too Lol
So see she is doing fine

Frugal

2012-01-14T14:22:00.000-08:00

Him Hurry our show is starting
Me: I am just taking care of the leftovers
Him Hurry up
Me: Running in I didnt want those left overs to go to waste
Him Did you eat them?
Me Bahahahaha you are so lucky I am not PMSing or that would not have made me laughed
Him I know

Worth the Wait

2012-01-06T20:59:00.000-08:00

Here he is
9.3 oz Jan 5th
My Grandson
I remember watching my girl get married and thinking...They are going to make beautiful babies
I was right

Happy baby

Look at all his hair!

Wheres the Baby

2012-01-04T20:28:00.001-08:00

On its way so they say
WEEEEE
Call me Grandma
No wait that sounds old
Gamma?
Nanna?
MeMaw?
Aww I dont care just cant wait

Argh

2011-12-31T17:20:00.001-08:00

Stress level is off the charts
The daughter went in to hospital on Thursday to have them induce labor
They sent her home today
She obviously isnt ready, poor kid
They sent her home and told her they will try again Wednesday if she hasnt gone into labor by then
Poor kids
How stressful
Here is hoping it starts soon and goes well (
I will keep you updated

Its the Thought that Counts

2011-12-23T14:22:00.000-08:00

Two years ago when I had lots of money I gave our mailman 50 bucks
The next year when I had some money I gave him 20 bucks
This year when I had no money I gave him this

We were unloading the car when he got it out of mail box, and I said Merry Christmas I am sorry we dont have any money this year

He smiled really big and said I Love Chocolate
It made me feel good
Something is better than nothing I guess
Merry Christmas

Shopping

2011-12-17T14:13:00.000-08:00

We have no money for christmas lol

So Mom said we should use her Kohls card and shop there

YAY so we went to the city

She forgot her purse

So um no card no money

No worries

We went back a week later

She brought her card

Thing is was so crowded half the crap I bought was wrong color or size

I got all stressed out or confused or my ADD kicked in not sure

Anywhoooo back to Kohls

We will try again

Christmas is coming!

2011-12-03T15:17:00.001-08:00

Don't you Trust me?

2011-11-23T14:26:00.001-08:00

Him: I will eat my McRib later
ME: OK
Him: So dont eat it
ME I would never do that
ME: I would never eat someone elses sandwich
Him: Really, arches eyebrow
ME: I mean i would never eat your mcrib after you told me not too.
Him: I will just eat it now
ME Good plan

Bad Dog

2011-11-05T15:55:00.000-07:00

I have been dissing my dog Goober on my blog quite a bit lately
He really isnt a bad dog
You can check out this site to see bad dogs
Do it later and keep reading my blog
http://www.shitmypetsruined.com/
Or I could compare him to our first dog
Barny who was a dalmation

Barny was insane
My first warning was when we went to look at him and his dad was chained to a tree trying his best to break free so he could eat us, barking ferociously
Barny the puppy was trying to pin his mother down so he could nurse even though she was whining and trying to kick him away
His siblings were bounding over to us to cover us in kisses and cuddles
Never the less
We brought home Barny
He promptly came home and shit in the garage as we got out of car
It took us 8 months to house break him
He ate every single one of my high heel shoes and at the time I had like 35 pairs.
I had foolishly left him alone uncrated for 20 minutes
The first two years of his life I would be holding him down with my knees prying open his moouth and screaming DROP IT DROP IT
Barny thought his last name was SHUT UP
He would bark at anything
I once woke up from a nap and ran around the room beating him with a pillow to the horror of my 4 year old and her best friend
Yes I was napping while toddlers were in my care but hey The Little Mermaid was on and that's a 90 minute nap guarantee!
We took him to see my daughters preschool class and he humped the teacher and ate a bunch of gravel in the parking lot on the way out
He also ate tampons ....so many he would have them stuck in his bum with strings hanging out and guess who tended to those
Little puffs of white cotton would blow around when we mowed the dog run
He also ate a 6 foot jumping rope, a paper towel full of bacon, side note, Bounty really is strong that paper towel came out whole!
and he ate a book from the library titled
There are no Bad Dogs
We kept him through it all
He made Marley from Marley and me look like an amatuer
We lost him when he was 15
He was a bad dog
I really loved him lol

Are you Kidding ME

2011-10-31T17:35:00.000-07:00

I have a 90 pound pure bred Golden Retriever
He is beautiful, majestic, lovable and I think he has lost his mind.
We moved Mom in and had to move the litter box
He pissed in it
Gallons of piss!
WTH
If you are a long term reader you may remember my post where he tried to take a crap in it
But seriously??
What dog does this?
LOL
I am soooo mad at him
Do you think he is jealous the cat gets to go inside
Do you think he is marking his territory?
Do you think he is just ohh............I dont know.......an ASSHOLE
I am kind of scared to google it I dont know what sort of images would pop up
Maybe this content will bring some awesome links from Big Brother and I will look then

What's UP?

2011-10-18T12:47:00.000-07:00

Good lord I never blog anymore
What is up with that
Am I boring now?
I dont seem boring
I laugh all the time at my own jokes like I always have
So what is going on?
Hmmmm
Let's see..
Mom is all moved in
We took a whole week to move her
I moved tons of boxes
Furniture
Up and down stairs
Up all day unpacking packing hustling sweating moving
I lost exactly ZERO pounds
I am so fat ugh evidently I should stop eating along with exercise
What a rip off
I think she likes living with us
I like her here

Broke
Still broke gah it sucks
It wouldnt be so hard if I had not had those few years where money was no problem
Sigh those days

Pets
Sophie is growing up and isn't really a lap kitty like she was when she was a kitten
But when she does it means more I suppose
She tortures Goober to death but only because she loves him the most

Gamma news
The girl is preggy is due soon ...yay a boy
Gonna be a gamma soon woot

That is about it
Hope you are all doing well dear internet friends

Back to Work

2011-10-09T16:15:00.000-07:00

So I gave you my list of things we were suppose to do on our 9 glorious days off
Happy to say we did them ALL
YAY us
Sad to say
It took all 9 days
UGH at home vacations suck
No not really it was nice to be off and do things right and not rush
But now I am back to work and like totally forgot everything I am suppose to be an expert at being second level support
Oh well

Vacation

2011-10-01T09:28:00.000-07:00

I have been at my new job a year
Woot
You know what that means
VACATION
A whole week
We are taking an at home vacation this year
Because we are poor
LOL
Anyway here is a list of things we need to get done
Clean house
Move Mom in
Fix the gutters (because they are going to drop our home owners if we dont)
I wonder why it took them 8 years to notice the gutters had fallen down?
Oh well
I wonder where the Adams Family gets their insurance
Hmm
I will keep you posted on if and when we get any of those things done

I'll Help

2011-09-17T14:38:00.000-07:00

My mom is moving in with us
YAY
We decided since we are both stupid in debt if she moves she can save money and I can get rent woohoo!
So we are cleaning things out of my house to make room for her
While loading truck I fell off porch and did this..

It's not broken but I did tear a tendon or something
Same foot I put the toothpick in earlier this year
This is what it looks like now

Everyone at work said she pushed me off the porch because I was after her pension
LOL

Anyway needless to say since I am now all gimpified she is helping me more than I was helping her
Guess everyone else will have to help her move hehe

Yay Sales

2011-09-03T14:05:00.000-07:00

Going to be a Gamma soon
January
We went to a bunch of garage sales today and you cant believe the deals we got
We found
Bedding 5 $
Stroller 10$
Swing 5$
Bouncing Chair 6$
Diaper Bag 1$
Changing pads a whole bag 1$
Wipes Warmer 5$

Can you believe it
God Bless the USA

Love Goggles

2011-08-29T11:26:00.000-07:00

Do you all know what love goggles are?
It is when you look at someone and love them they look beautiful

I have a friend who went through major weight loss surgery
She lost 150 pounds and is thrilled
She is dating
Going to meet ups in her city
Going to dances
Going on walks
Whatever
She is living life large
No pun intended
The thing that bothers me
Not about her
I am happy for her
She was really big so even after her wieght loss she has 50 pounds on me easy
We are the same height
She feels beautiful
I feel like a fat ass
wtf

It really is about how you feel about yourself isnt it?
I think we should all take a lesson from her
Lets get out there and love ourselves

Lets all put our love goggles on when we look in the mirror

True love

2011-08-26T13:56:00.000-07:00

She loves him to pieces
He tolerates her
Poor Sophie
LOL

SELL SELL SELL

2011-08-16T10:24:00.000-07:00

So I am broke again
Big suprise
Actually was a couple unexpected expenses this time
The daughter needed some money to make rent
It was that or let them move in
OMG here is some money!
Kid I kid I love my kids
They could move in if they had too we wouldnt mind.
That is what family is for right?
Then I got the cat declawed as she thinks its fun to scratch me and watch me bleed
I also got her spaded because I use to watch the Price is Right
What is it with prices now?
I am always under bidding and Drew Cary lost all that weight but his head is still huge?
Yet another reason I shouldnt lose too much weight
I dont want to look like a bobble head!
Anywho .....that cost a bit more then I thought it would so came up short
No worries I will sell my treasures
I went to sell my xbox and my Son in law said I could get more for it at Gamestop
Yay Cash and GO
Then I found out that the cord that came with it is some jacked up piece of crap that is slowly killing it
and they wont buy it
Bah
Even my treasures are crap
I didnt really want to sell it anyway
I LOVE IT
I dont care if no one will buy it I will keep it dammit!
So then I tried to sell my lap top for a measly 300 dollars and only got 200 for it
Gah I have nothing
boohoo
I bet my 600 dollar knee length 100 percent cashmere sweater left over from my glorified rich days wouldnt sell either
(clutches it crying)
Its probably not worth anything since the dumb cat scratched it up with her stupid claws when she decided it was nice to sleep on
Forget it I wont sell it
Ill wrap myself up in it and run old sitcoms through netflix on my piece of junk xbox and sob
On another note
My new pool has turned a ominous cloudy colour
Maybe I will let it turn green
I'll plant some lilies in it and breed frogs
Can you sell frogs?
Maybe lick them?
Oh well
Chin up and all that
Lifes a bowl of cherries or pits, a stale box of chocolates, lets have some mikes lemonade... oh whatever bite me
HAHA

An Artist at work

2011-08-11T15:51:00.000-07:00

Here is a video of my son in law doing his magic
isnt he awesome

ps he works for commissions
pss and very reasonable

More Bacon Please

2011-08-06T13:45:00.000-07:00

Gamma: I would like a bacon cheeseburger pizza
Hut: We dont really have those
Gamma: Well I dont know what I want
Hut: Well you can create your own so you can just order one
Gamma: I wouldnt know what to put on it
Hut: Well.......hamburger bacon cheese maybe
Gamma: Oh yah on a thin crust
Hut: ok
Gamma: And maybe EXTRA cheese
Hut: ok great that be there in 30 mins
Gamma OK

Gamma calls back
Hut Hi can I help you
Gamma Yes i ordered a bacon cheeseburger pizza but you didnt have any so I had to make one up and I forgot to put bacon on it so could you put bacon on it .....
Hut Who is this?
Gamma gives name
Hut ok We will add bacon

.......
Few minutes later phone rings
Hut: We are confused you already ordered bacon did you want double bacon
Gamma: No
Hut ok 30 minutes
Gamma Hey can I have onion on it
Hut Sure! red or white?
Gamma Oh hell I dont know just do what you want
Hangs up

Suprisingly it was very good

Summer Fun

2011-07-26T15:37:00.000-07:00

So right after my post stopping blogging and enjoying summer
I thought I would share my own summer fun
We bought one of those blow up pools
like this

It's not quite level so bit lop sided
Actually I went to sit down in the other day and misjudged my big urm size and sat on side
Water started gushing out
Luckily with my quick thinking I flipped over to my knees and saved the day
Gamma who was in the pool at time said I was chanting
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
She was no help
She was laughing so hard she got wrapped up in her swim noodles
These things

You see its so hot and we didnt put the pool up until July so all the stores are out of rafts
We discovered (clever me) that if you take three of these noodles you can almost float
one under head one under middle one under knees
Yes
Three years ago I was lounging around in Mexico
in a resort like this

Now I am floating on noodles in a blow up pool that may or may not collapse due to my arse size
Life IS really a journey
or a box of chocolates
or a bowl of cherries or pits or whatever......
oh and I got sunburnt

Makes you think

2011-07-24T13:46:00.000-07:00

I saw this over on post secret today
Makes you wonder
If your life is busy happy do we blog less
I read a lot of blogs and I think its true
its summer lets not delete our blogs but lets enjoy the warm days

orig image here

I hope you are all having fun!

or maybe I am just not blogging as much because I am boring lol

I'm Huge

2011-07-19T14:14:00.001-07:00

I think it happened
I am sick of being fat
although I did have hubby buy me a candy bar today
But tomoz
I think ill start my diet
I think you really have to be sick of being fat to go on a diet and lose weight
I did do 4 dances on dance central
so who knows
maybe this time I will do something about it
meh