Manthan Bhavsar

Indian Rupee Symbol interpretation – CARTOON

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:44:37 +0000

Indian Rupee Symbol interpretation CARTOON

Source : Forwarded Email

Real Performance Pressure !!!

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:59:26 +0000

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CLICK ON THE CAT ..

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 05:26:50 +0000

CLICK ON THE CAT ..

joke of the day !!

admin — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 05:18:19 +0000

Child-who is this man who comes every night and dissapears in morning?
Mother-thank God!
You saw him, he is your father,
A “Software Engineer”.

Financial Management (Humor)

admin — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 05:46:51 +0000

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner.

When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

A wonderful example of financial management indeed

I’m the…..STUPID ENGINEER….

admin — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 06:01:20 +0000

All of you who have seen the movie ‘Wednesday’… will love these rephrased Naseerudin Shah Dialogues…

Project Manager Rathore :
kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?

Unknown Caller :
Kaun hoon mein…mein vo hu jo aaj committment karnese darta hai,Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de… mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski biwi usse friday ko dus bar phone karti hai, “kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? “. mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi,rathore saab… balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki… kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ko bhi office to nahi ja raha…

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to…

mein vo hoon jo aksar phasta hain kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mey phasta hai, kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal mey phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mey fasta hai.

Walk-In ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab… us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..

I’m the…..STUPID ENGINEER….

Nothing Can Stop Automation

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:31:31 +0000

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Don’t leave your laptop with your grandmother

admin — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 06:33:03 +0000

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Typical Software Professional :)

admin — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 09:40:49 +0000

Resource : Google Buzz

My favorite dialog from movie : Anand

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 06:37:48 +0000

“Hum jeete ek baar hai , marte ek baar hai .. pyaar bhi ek baar karte hai n shaadi bhi ek baar ussi se karte hai jisse pyaar karte hai”

Anand:

Anand says – “Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein… hum sab to rangmanch ki katputliaan hai, jiski dor uparwale ke haath bandhi hai ..KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA..”

Anand (Rajesh Khanna) is a patient of the deadly cancer (lymphusarcoma of the intestine) and still says- “Wah wah! kya bimaari hai, bimaari ho to aisi, warna na ho!”

Dr. Bhaskar (Babu-Moshai) AB says – “Anand mara nahi, Anand marte nahi..”

One scene which is my favorite is from the same movie—the last scene…when Anand dies…and a pre-recorded tape is playing in the background…”Zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein… hum sab to rangmanch ki katputliaan hai, jiski dor uparwale ke haath bandhi hai ..KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA..ha ha ha!”..