Maxime Cannon has never made a classy video in his entire life, and that’s what I love about him.

He’s not the box-cover boy but he’s the headlining star of this badly acted, strangely premised, and fucking excellent porno from 2004 (looks like 1987) about the exchange between two secret groups from LA and San Francisco, warring against each other to see who can fuck the highest number of blue-collar professionals on film.

Maxime dominates scenes one and four (a police officer played by Jack Van Dean, and a plumber by Bryce Pierce) with his lean frame, silver hair, girthy mega-cock, and a certain stubbly obsessive-looking weirdness which is augmented by the fact that the lights on this set are making everyone sweat. His thick French-Canadian accent is the icing on the cake, for me anyways.

I’m not telling you this is for everyone, but I’m telling you this has always been sort of it for me. One of my home library favorites. You can stream it in our theater, or buy it cheap and used somewhere.

Tyler’s Room Originals:

This week’s models are 32-year-old muscular and toned hunk, John, paired with twinky 18-year-old dude, Anthony. They’ve met up this week to shoot a hot fuck video for us.

The dick on Deep is magnificent, and Andrews knows how to ride. Check out the whole ordeal at Extra Big Dicks.

If Mason Wyler isn’t getting decidedly prettier as the days pass, I’m not sure what the deal is. To me, he started out hot and is turning out turbo-fine-as-fuck. I love the solos he does for his site. I always like a solo, just to admire the cock before me without a lot of other stuff going on in the frame.

This is stuff from his new one.

Next Door Buddies has always had it going on, but this — this kicks things over the edge into a whole new league. There’s some masterful photography for veteran CruiserBoy, Kelly Taylor’s set with D.J. and the frothy, expertly lit extravaganza is fucking soaked in irrepressible chemistry and expert production.

If you’ve seen Kelly Taylor before, you’ve never seen him as beautifully captured as this.

Next Door Buddies hosts a trailer for the skeptical among you.

The whole thing comes off perfectly slick, like a BelAmi production, in the best possible sense. The "I shot my load twice" sense, that is.

…and neglects his perfect, gorgeous fucking cock, but I guess that’s all part of the kink of it. Tucker’s solo shots, before Tony starts to face fuck him, camera in hand, are stunning. Dude is a dude, and dude has a dick.

It’s what you already love about Dirty Tony, but a little dirtier. Check the preview page for footage.