By the next July 4th, I will have climbed the ranks of the popular fastfood chain, Arbys, to become the CEO. By default, I will become the CEO of Wendy’s too.

Please follow this wild journey at http://arbys.tumblr.com/ and wish me luck!

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To further my hypothesis, I set out to see if all adult-size real microwave product shots had 4:20 on their digital clocks. Unfortunately, I only found one.

Sad.

The other two product shots with 4:20 on the digital clock are toaster ovens, and everyone knows that stoners hate toaster ovens. Mmmmm… this burrito could be ready in 3 1/2 minutes in the microwave… or I could put it in the toaster oven for 40 minutes. Come on.

My theory, I think, is therefore wrong, unless anyone can help me out here????

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I have to do it - please come up with a caption for this. The winner will recieve a print of this photo.

I vaguely remember taking this photo, but it’s it. may the best caption win!

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or can you?

I give to you… The Marc Horowitz Personal Anthem...

the marchorowitz personal anthem

Here are some photos from an amazing evening of dare devils that double up as poodle trainers, strange humor, glow-in-the-dark acrobats, interesting smells, ladies of all sizes, and too much cotton candy at Circo Atayde.  The little circus was tucked away between a 99 cent store and a massive latino grocery store that had the most extensive tequilla selection I’d ever seen.

If you are in Los Angeles and need something to do, this is a must see. It ends Tuesday, March 31st, 2009, so hurry!  It is at 3rd street and Bonnie Brae (http://bit.ly/3GIwoJ).

For the set visit - http://bit.ly/eBy4

For the slide show visit - http://bit.ly/xqO8b

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Christmas came a little early/late this year with this new exciting scavenger hunt game I unveiled at tenoversix for their LA fashion week show.  It’s called Hidden Paintchip Fancy Gift.

To prepare the game, I matched the color of select items around tenoversix’s courtyard to paint chips, like the ones you get at home depot. I then precisely cut the paint chips to match parts of the items I selected, thereby camouflaging the paint chip pieces.  When people arrived at the opening, they were instructed to go out into the courtyard and find the little paint chip bits.  When someone found one, they were instructed to bring it to me.  Then, I would redeem it for one of the gifts my mom gave me this past Christmas. The gifts have never been open, so it was a big surprise to use both.

If you would me to set up Hidden Paintchip Fancy Gift at one of your parties, please feel free to contact me at marc (at) ineedtostopsoon (dot) com, and we can work something out.

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Please join me and take pictures of the long receipts you get and post them to The Long Receipt Club. Let’s make an example and try to end this waste.

Here is the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. 30 1/2″ long CVS receipt for 15 items.

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he didn’t really have much to say. sorry.

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Tomorrow, Feb. 28th from 6-8pm is the opening of the group show “The future is not what it used to be” at Postmasters Gallery in Chelsea, NYC. If you are in NY, please come; here’s the address - http://is.gd/k8AA. I am exhibiting 100 drawings, a.k.a twitter drawings. You can see them all here — > http://www.flickr.com/photos/marchorowitz/sets/72157614516933854/

If you find yourself falling in love with some of the drawings and wish you could have them near you at all times, please purchase the 100 page softbound printed catalog by clicking “buy now” below. It’s only $45! 

Have fun out there!

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Great news today!  Get a free original drawing from me when you add me on Twitter!  Yes - DO IT - go to http://www.twitter.com/marchorowitz and click “follow.” If you don’t have an account, make one.

The drawings will be on view at the upcoming exhibition at the famed Postmaster’s Gallery in New York and will be made into a book called www.twitter.com/marchorowitz . When the show is done, your drawing will be sent to you, free and clear. 

You can see more samples of drawings that I have already sent out @ http://is.gd/4EMO .

I am a huge believer in Twitter as not only a way to connect with people you like, but also as a mini diary.  If you don’t know about it, you really should check it out.

Much Love!
Marc

P.S. I will be in New York, LES specifically, from Feb. 26 - March 7th.  What’s going on? Let’s hang!  Please come to the opening at Postmasters ( address = http://is.gd/k8AA ) on Feb 28th from 6 - 8pm.  I’ll be there signing books and all!

P.S.S I’ll stop at like 150 drawings or so, so add fast.

P.S.S www.talkshow247.com is officially over!  All 759 clips are being shown on a loop at the ARoS Museum in Denmark as part of a show called Enter Action.  If you can’t make it to Denmark, all you have to do is visit http://www.ustream.tv/talkshow247/videos/oldest_first/1 !

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Please tune in Monday the 2nd at the very least to catch the goodbye festivities.  I will be going off air at midnight on the 2nd. It’s been a lot of fun and I will announce my next project very soon!

Online TV Shows by Ustream

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pls click the image and give it a tag line!  Best one wins a .info domain name. good luck people.

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Founding an “anonymous semi-nudist” colony. Burying a town’s problems. For self-described social crusader and one-man think tank Marc Horowitz, such antics are all in a day’s work. The 30-year-old art-school dropout recently performed those and other stunts for his Crackle.com “Signature Series”—videos that document a cross-country road trip Horowitz plotted by autographing a U.S. map and letting the lines of his signature determine the route. The mission? To “improve” 19 towns along the way. “I’m riding this line between art and comedy-entertainment, he says.

Horowitz first won fame in 2004, after a nationwide tour of dinners with strangers. While working as a photo assistant, he furtively wrote “Dinner w/ Marc” and his phone number on a whiteboard that would appear in a Crate & Barrel catalog; upon publication, he received 30,000 invites, appeared on the Today show, and even earned a spot as one of People’s 50 “Most Eligible Bachelors.”

When I met him at his Los Angeles flat, he had just finished taping a talk show in his living room with $15 VHS cameras. Similar shows may soon see air time: Repped by Ryan Seacrest’s agent, Horowitz is pitching a “meta, hidden-camera program” and a travel series in which he’ll “put unknown town’s on the map” by founding something in each one—say, a car-alarm hall of fame.

In the meantime, Horowitz aims to remedy America’s financial woes with his “Recessionator,” a paint-spraying contraption he uses to create art—a fail-proof investment—for belly-up banks. “I’m not Seacrest, and I’m not Damien Hirst,” he says. “I’m just trying to do my thing.”

… from ReadyMade mags site - click here to go there to read the article over there

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On Talkshow247 Thanksgiving Island one unfortunate friend or family member is going to eat their green bean casserole alone… outside… on the porch! 

Tune in on turkey day to cast your vote on who should eat Thanksgiving dinner alone!  Will it be Marc’s mom, Marc’s best friend, his ex-girlfriend, his ex-girlfriend’s twin sister, marc’s mom’s blind date, or will it be the host himself, Marc Horowitz???? 

Thanksgiving day will be broadcast on www.talkshow247.com from 9am - ??? PST. The final vote will be cast at 4:30 pm PST. Come early and make your opinions and decisions!!

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