ONLY THE ManGod could inspire this insane lead from the zombies at the AP:

ACCRA, Ghana – In his first visit to sub-Saharan Africa since taking office, President Barack Obama is seeking to lift up the continent of his ancestors — while keeping its emotions in check.

"Its" in this case seems to by all of Africa. At first I misread "it" as "his," which while still stupid, would make at least some sense. But no, why stop there when you have an entire universe of craziness to explore.

THIS IS amusing:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. health officials on Wednesday ordered Pfizer Inc and GlaxoSmithKline PLC to add strong "black box" warnings on their anti-smoking drugs to highlight the risk of serious mental health problems, including suicidal thoughts.

The warnings, which must be added to Pfizer's Chantix and Glaxo's Zyban, follow more than five thousand reports of depression, hostility and other behavioral changes, the Food and Drug Administration said.