tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6477939884282627316Sun, 08 Sep 2024 16:05:31 +0000Mark Twain QuotesFamous quotes of Mark TwainMark Twain quotes on lifeMark Twain Quoteshttp://mark-twain-quote.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (George)Blogger5125en-usnoMark Twain Quotesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6477939884282627316.post-4559815459117928396Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:34:00 +00002010-01-16T22:34:35.508+02:00Famous quotes of Mark TwainFamous quotes of Mark TwainIf you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.Mark TwainIf you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.Mark TwainIn the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.Mark TwainIn the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.Mark TwainIt ain't those parts of the http://mark-twain-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/famous-quotes-of-mark-twain.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6477939884282627316.post-2796628094522259070Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:18:00 +00002010-01-14T15:19:05.747+02:00Mark Twain quotes on lifeMark Twain quotes on lifeHumor is mankind's greatest blessing.Mark TwainHumor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.Mark TwainI am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.Mark TwainI can live for two months on a good compliment.Mark TwainI didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice http://mark-twain-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/mark-twain-quotes-on-life.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6477939884282627316.post-8459403007474548444Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:47:00 +00002010-01-14T15:18:15.307+02:00Mark Twain QuotesMark Twain QuotesDrag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.Mark TwainEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.Mark TwainEverything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.Mark TwainEverything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.Mark http://mark-twain-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/mark-twain-quotes_13.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6477939884282627316.post-4601392850414742930Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:28:00 +00002010-01-12T20:28:50.066+02:00Mark Twain QuotesBe careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.Mark TwainBetter a broken promise than none at all.Mark TwainBiographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.Mark TwainBut who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?Mark TwainBuy land, they're not http://mark-twain-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/mark-twain-quotes_12.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6477939884282627316.post-7319689615836067012Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:07:00 +00002010-01-11T13:08:29.398+02:00Mark Twain QuotesA man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.Mark TwainA man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.Mark TwainA man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.Mark TwainA man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.Mark TwainA person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't http://mark-twain-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/mark-twain-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0