tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25625447618784681402026-01-19T16:25:56.106+02:00Birtul MarmoteiRad, deci exist. Critic, deci sunt roman !Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.comBlogger413125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-56027522580480299782016-10-27T15:24:00.005+03:002016-10-27T15:24:49.047+03:00Partea de finanţe din programul de guvernare al PSD
Dragnea a anunţat că Ponta va scrie partea de finanţe din programul de guvernare al PSD.
E previzibil cum va arăta cuprinsul:
Capitolul 1 - Cum am şters datoria de 500 milioane de dolari a
Rompetrol către Statul român şi ce mi-a ieşit din asta (featuring Tony
Blair).Capitolul 2 - Impozitul pe bacşiş, o idee insuficient înţeleasă.
Capitolul 3 - MTO, expresie a băsismului. Capitolul 4 - Cum săMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-291513270593573622016-08-06T11:41:00.000+03:002016-08-06T11:41:51.635+03:00Nu munci din greu, muncește cu cap
Nu munci din
greu, muncește cu cap
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Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-42510159258132267362016-01-06T21:55:00.000+02:002016-01-06T21:55:32.462+02:00Ion Ţiriac discutând cu Cristiano Ronaldo
Ion Ţiriac a fost surprins discutând cu Cristiano Ronaldo la turneul de la Madrid din mai 2015
La inceput dialogul a fost pe muchie de cutit dar la sfarsit cei doi au devenit prieteni
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-61711885941916150172014-09-13T15:09:00.002+03:002014-09-13T15:09:29.322+03:00Gropile de pe DN 76 Oradea - Deva
Situatia prezentata la Ponta TV este total diferita de realitate
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-10469588534328410452014-06-28T11:52:00.002+03:002014-06-28T11:52:48.585+03:00Premierul la inundatiiMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-69849007961336144832014-03-12T23:58:00.001+02:002014-03-12T23:58:43.191+02:00Masurile anticriza ale Guvernului Ponta
HG 9/2014 inca nu a fost publicata in Monitorul Oficial. Este la "copt".
Articol unicat Începând cu data de 01.01.2014 Guvernul României oferă slujbe gratuite tuturor şomerilor.Slujbele vor fi
oficiate de preoţi, episcopi, arhiepiscopi şi de Preafericitul preşedinte al României.
Măsuri anticriză:1.
Reangajarea obligatorie a Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-41634495150956938972014-03-11T14:25:00.000+02:002014-03-11T14:25:06.336+02:00Oferta de Job
Descrierea firmei
S. C. Firmă Random S. R. L. este un lider pe piaţa naţională în făcutul
chestiilor. Activitatea firmei e aceea de a face chestii, lucru care nu e
deloc uşor aşa cum pare. Chestiile făcute de Firma Random sunt
recunoscute ca fiind cele mai tari din industria chestiilor. Acum, pe
timp de criză de nervi, Firma Random scoate la vânza concurs postul de
angajat.
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-34974343819564905652014-03-11T12:13:00.000+02:002014-03-11T12:13:04.951+02:00Adevaruri general valabile
barbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragoste
barbat inteligent + femeie idioata = sarcina nedorita
barbat idiot + femeie inteligenta = aventura fara viitor
barbat idiot + femeie idioata = casatorie
patron inteligent + salariat inteligent = profit
patron inteligent + salariat idiot = productie
patron idiot + salariat inteligent = avansare
patron idiot + salariat idiot = Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-50835189018371193782014-03-01T12:38:00.002+02:002014-03-01T12:38:43.100+02:00Victor Ponta la Jocurile olimpice de Iarna
De ce a fost Premierul Victor Ponta la Soci
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-70291506756488918332014-02-19T00:22:00.000+02:002014-02-19T00:22:24.905+02:00Berea Danut
Ursul mergea linistit prin padure cand se aude strigat de lup: -Ei, ursule, cum e sa ajungi vedeta? -Eu? De unde si pana unde?!? -Cum, nu stii? La Cluj au facut o bere cu numele tau! -Aiurea, faci misto de mine... Mergand mai departe prin padure, se intalneste cu vulpea... -Felicitari, ursule, felicitari! -Pentru ce? -Ei, nu mai fii modest, acum ai ajuns vedeta! -Eu? Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-10940091345104294412014-02-11T11:26:00.001+02:002014-02-11T11:33:51.238+02:00Istoria socializării la romaniIstoria socializării la romani:
2010- prezent
2004-2009
1998-2004
înainte de 1989
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-61218361342146746362013-08-25T22:59:00.002+03:002013-08-25T23:00:14.027+03:005 lucruri pe care poti sa le spui cand esti surprins dormind la birou<!--[if gte mso 9]>
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Criza economica a atins toate domeniile de activitate.
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-78583584036699366752013-06-17T10:59:00.001+03:002013-06-17T10:59:38.540+03:00Teoria conspiratieiMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-69949286302314898582013-06-10T18:48:00.000+03:002013-06-10T18:48:10.578+03:00Noua MonalisaMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-2272759624754018872013-06-05T21:10:00.002+03:002013-06-17T11:07:20.937+03:00Metode de ucis iubitulMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-26070449002120807532013-06-05T21:03:00.000+03:002013-06-05T21:03:20.739+03:00Comunicarea intr-o intreprindere
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Ardeleanul este acea fiinta nascuta
la munte, crescuta la deal si capabila de integrare in orice societate
de campie. Nu este un exemplar migrator, omniprezenta sa fiind explicata
prin dragostea de calatorie. Se trateaza cu grija si de preferinta se intampina
cu slanina si ceapa.
Cele 20 de ipostaze ale ardeleanului
1. Ardeleanul este in toate privintele
o fiinta blanda.
2. Ardeleanul Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-36911630398442338272013-05-28T21:41:00.001+03:002013-05-28T21:41:53.972+03:00CUM SA ANGAJEZI OMUL POTRIVIT LA LOCUL POTRIVIT
Se iau circa 100 caramizi fara nici o aranjare prealabila, se pun intr-o camera inchisa, avand doar o singura fereastra.
Sunt trimisi 2 - 3 candidati in camera si se inchide usa .
Sunt lasati acolo singuri timp de 6 ore, apoi se analizeaza situatia.
Daca au numarat caramizile - Sunt buni la departamentul Contabilitate.
Daca le renumara - La Audit.
Daca au facut un haos total - caramizi Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0