tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25625447618784681402012-05-31T06:18:44.054+03:00Birtul MarmoteiRad, deci exist. Critic, deci sunt roman !Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.comBlogger306125MarmotusPlacehttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-11383759541906566962012-05-28T01:10:00.005+03:002012-05-28T01:12:14.972+03:00Vremurile se schimba
19895:00 Scularea.5:05 Aprind focul și pun apa la încălzit.5:30 Apa s-a încălzit ușor5:35 Adulmec parizerul și mă hotărăsc să fiu nesăbuit : îmi tai patru felii5:40 Pâinea e cam veche, de ieri seara, se sfărâmă. Totuși reușesc să tai două felii.5:41 Pun în apă un pliculeț de ceai chinezesc. Îl folosesc abia a doua oară, așa că o să iasă un ceai tare.5:42 Îndulcesc ceaiul cu o bomboană cu Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/05/vremurile-se-schimba.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-3305667241865582092012-05-21T00:09:00.001+03:002012-05-21T00:09:48.178+03:00Raspunsuri inteligente
1. In ce batalie a murit Alexandru Macedon?
- In ultima sa batalie.
2. Unde a fost semnata Declaratia de Independenta?
- In josul paginii.
3. Care este cauza principala a divortului?
- Casatoria.
4. Ce nu se poate manca la micul dejun?
- Pranzul si cina.
5. Cu ce se aseamana o jumatate de mar?
- Cu cealalta jumatate.
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/05/raspunsuri-inteligente.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-63372290972094625632012-05-18T23:35:00.001+03:002012-05-18T23:35:15.497+03:00Dupa auditMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/05/dupa-audit.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-73737690387646085632012-05-12T00:12:00.000+03:002012-05-12T00:12:49.483+03:00Tactica Barcelonei
Dupa 1 minut...
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/05/tactica-barcelonei.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-27328884749345889862012-05-11T00:47:00.003+03:002012-05-11T00:47:40.126+03:00Job HuntingMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/05/job-hunting.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-85938104148745569722012-04-22T03:32:00.001+03:002012-04-22T03:33:33.808+03:00O zi din viata unui StormtrooperMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/o-zi-din-viata-unui-stormtrooper.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-42816429241810041672012-04-21T17:47:00.000+03:002012-04-21T17:47:44.797+03:00Europa vazuta de romaniMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/europa-vazuta-de-romani.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-30493785057913463902012-04-20T17:35:00.000+03:002012-04-20T17:35:24.821+03:00Inca o femeie la volan
Yes, it`s a woman !
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/inca-o-femeie-la-volan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-78284576955608811962012-04-16T15:47:00.000+03:002012-04-16T15:47:52.167+03:00Adevarul despre dragosteDe fiecare data cand se vorbeste combarativ despre dragostea la barbati si femei, se presupun urmatoarele:
Dar adevarul e:
Doar femeile se gandesc la dragoste. Barbatii doar iubesc, nu gandesc.Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/adevarul-despre-dragoste.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-73120532469039196582012-04-16T00:19:00.001+03:002012-04-16T00:21:36.028+03:00Cel mai bun prieten al omuluiMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/cel-mai-bun-prieten-al-omului.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-83546956240289936152012-04-11T00:15:00.000+03:002012-04-11T00:15:21.392+03:00Apple - produse noi 2012Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/apple-produse-noi-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-50384984512881425582012-04-09T03:52:00.001+03:002012-04-09T04:04:26.194+03:00Google "Project Glass"Google a prezentat un nou concept inovator: Google Glasses, ochelari pentru realitate augmentata. Spre deosebire de alti ochelari asemanatori, cei creati de Google sub numele "Project Glass" nu au lentile, iar imaginile sunt proiectate direct.
Utilizatorul da comenzi vocale ochelarilor, afla condiţiile meteo, raspunde unui mesaj primit de la un prieten, poarta o convorbire prin videochat, Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com1http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/google-project-glass.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-68106914066686339262012-04-08T02:22:00.000+03:002012-04-08T02:22:24.126+03:00Pac-Man (walkthrough)Level 1Right up left down right up left right down up up left up right left down left left up up up right down left down right up right right left up down left left right down right up left right down up up left up right left down left down up right right left up down right left down up right right left up down right up left right down up up left up right left down left left up up up right Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/pac-man-walkthrough.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-15601521889473833792012-04-06T03:29:00.001+03:002012-04-06T03:29:54.991+03:00Draw Something
Draw Something, aplicaţia celor de la OMGPOP, a fost descărcată de peste 50 de milioane de ori, la doar 50 de zile de la lansare. Această îi garantează distincţia de „jocul cu cea mai mare rată de creştere din toate timpurile în App Store”.Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/draw-something.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-79928678724188339272012-04-02T19:31:00.000+03:002012-04-02T19:31:11.500+03:00Coming out (of the closet)Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/04/coming-out-of-closet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-56927315637405800272012-03-28T23:10:00.000+03:002012-03-28T23:10:09.964+03:00Ultima fotografie - inainte de moarteMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/ultima-fotografie-inainte-de-moarte.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-7410641816614869612012-03-27T18:02:00.000+03:002012-03-27T18:02:52.369+03:00Femeile la volanAici nu este vorba despre celebrele accidente comise de diverse soferite cu o bogata imaginatie in ceea ce priveste arta de a conduce un autovehicul. E plin internetul de dovada maiestriei lor. Aici este vorba despre persoana din spatele volanului, despre ce a determinat acele opere de arta, si anume...
...femeia sofer !
...indiferent de varsta... ...indiferent de loc...Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/femeile-la-volan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-41574123090584474932012-03-27T16:18:00.003+03:002012-03-28T17:38:35.651+03:00Femeile si bauturaDin timpuri stravechi femeile au dorit sa dovedeasca, daca nu superioritatea, macar faptul ca pot fi egalele barbatului. Asa ca au inceput sa bea:
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/femeile-si-bautura.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-60417915091167897042012-03-27T12:40:00.000+03:002012-03-27T12:40:52.432+03:00Victimele alcooluluiMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com1http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/victimele-alcoolului.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-60188871938358555452012-03-24T00:23:00.004+02:002012-04-23T17:38:38.643+03:00Cover photos for Facebook Timeline Daca tot ati facut greseala si ati trecut la Facebook Timeline, incercati sa va bucurati de experienta:
In timp ce tinerele sperante din Romania isi fac declaratii de dragoste in toaleta...
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/facebook-timeline.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-31443958365065148802012-03-22T14:00:00.001+02:002012-03-22T14:03:33.515+02:00Pedo BearMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com1http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/pedo-bear.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-49308543444575088472012-03-20T20:20:00.001+02:002012-03-20T20:22:43.079+02:00Solutie pentru ejacularea prematuraDurex vine cu o solutie pentru ejacularea prematura.
Nu functioneaza cand esti beat !Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com1http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/solutie-pentru-ejacularea-prematura.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-71142853235150119092012-03-20T18:36:00.000+02:002012-03-20T18:36:44.140+02:00La moartea lui OsamaMoartea celui mai căutat criminal al lumii, Osama Bin Laden, a fost vizualizată în direct de către preşedintele Obama şi câţiva oficiali americani. Unul dintre militarii implicaţi în misiune avea instalată pe cască o cameră de filmat. Astfel, Obama şi câţiva demnitari americani au privit la televizor cum bin Laden era împuşcat.
Urmariti cu atentie detaliile:
Mike "The Situation" SorrentinoMarmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/la-moartea-lui-osama.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-22947749258376807312012-03-16T16:09:00.000+02:002012-03-16T16:09:44.346+02:00Utilizari alternative ale laptopuluiMai jos vom arata superioritatea laptopurilor in fata de clasicele PC.
Spargatorul de nuci
Karate
Inlaturarea zapezii
Casuta pentru pasari
Pentru oua ochiuri
Scaun
Ping-Pong
Prins muste si tantari
Lampa
Adunat gunoiul
Capcana pentru soareci
Indicator
In timp ce clasicul PC ....
Marmotuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05246199889377651782noreply@blogger.com0http://marmotul.blogspot.com/2012/03/utilizari-alternative-ale-laptopului.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2562544761878468140.post-55320585484855676172012-03-14T11:28:00.000+02:002012-03-14T11:28:57.644+02:00Angry Birds Africa Dupa succesul avut cu Angry Birds si cu continuarea acestuia Angry Birds Rio...... dar mai ales de nerabdarea cu care este asteptat de public noul joc Angry Birds from Space ...... producatorii s-au gandit sa isi incerce norocul cu o a patra editia a jocului.
Si anume: Angry Birds Africa
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