Marty Mumbles

Carmen Has A Crush On Me!

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:56:00 +0000

This is part of their promotion for the movie, it's really incredible what they can do.

New Look for Summer?

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 19:10:00 +0000

New Look for Summer?
Originally uploaded by martydundics

I took this at Old Navy on Sunday. Could be its just gotten too damn hot in NYC already, I mean, the sign did say 40% off, I just didn't think it was THAT kind of place...

Gorilla Coffee thinks I'm special!

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:32:00 +0000

Gorilla Coffee thinks I'm special!
Originally uploaded by martydundics

My daily coffee spot, Gorilla, has a specials board to make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Best coffee I've ever had. Its a tad addictive, I currently have an IV drip of Sumatra going right into my arm.

Chicken Drinking Beer

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 17:22:00 +0000

Chicken Drinking Beer
Originally uploaded by Mark Klotz.

Flickr has just about anything you are looking for, and typically the stuff you aren't looking for but find anyway. I stumbled upon this and just laughed.

"Man, check out the breasts and thighs on that, yeah drink up.."

Free Flash TV Shows, no ads.

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:13:00 +0000

People have gotten crazy obsessive with tv encoding to flash video, but we all benefit! Super fun time waster is PeekVid.com

I watched like 14 episodes of Scrubs yesterday, only to then watch it on reruns for 2 hours later on TV. Some really good old stuff too, Mr. Bean, Benny Hill. Enjoy it til they are shut down.

Bounced?

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:09:00 +0000

clubknicks copy
Originally uploaded by martydundics.

In the New York Press this week, if you are in the NYC area, pick up a paper and see this in the sports section. It's an article about Isiah Thomas and if he's gonna be kicked out of the Knicks. Sort of fun, I enjoy his tie best.

You can read the article here

Skype Hype? No, It's Really THAT Good.

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:44:00 +0000

One of the best internet inventions, after Google being an oracle and Myspace turning us all in stalkers, is Skype.

If you don't know, Skype is a free program that lets you talk to other people who have Skype on their computer. It also lets you call out and have other people dial in to landlines and cellphones, for a small fee. Now the idea of this isn't new, but Skype does it better then anyone. It's like they took VoIP phones, internet voice chatting and IM, rolled it into one, added a bunch of new features, and gave it away. (They offered free calling out to landlines for most of last year)

The most recent Skype features video calling and extras, like sharing your desktop and certain applications with multiple users. Perfect for remote business meetings! This is better then WebEx and so much easier.

All the cool stuff is free. But if I HAD to make a lot of calls, I'd get the package, you get to pick your own area code and you get free voicemail. If you have a Treo with Windows Mobile 5, you can use your data plan or Wi-Fi card to make calls...to phones. Cool? Yes, very cool.

Snicker Snicker

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 23:59:00 +0000

snickerpt72
Originally uploaded by martydundics.

Here is a painting I did of Bush that captures his arrogant bravado.

Give Us A Hand? Um, No I'm Good, but Thanks...

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:31:00 +0000

By far the creepiest commercial on TV is the Office Depot's Thing 'Give us a Hand' ad. It's disturbing. Let's all think just what the real reaction to finding a hand in a box pointing at helpful office supplies would be...

"Oh Look! It's that stapler I need! Creepy bodiless hand, thanks for pointing that out!"

Harold and Kumar go to Blow up LA.

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:59:00 +0000

Kal Penn...the new TV evil character?

After watching lots of '24' Sunday and Monday, digesting Kal Penn, fresh off the kegger movie National Lampoon's Van Wilder, The Rise of Taj as a newly recruited terrorist who helped blow up half of LA I was shocked to see him on Tuesdays, Law & Order SVU as a fame-hungry rapist.

So, on TV this week, lets recap:

Already by Tuesday, Kal Penn has:

1. Shot his neighbor,
2. Held a family hostage,
3. blew up a large chunk of LA
4. killed 4 Brooklyn women
5. raped a student and art gallery owner

So make this the Perfect Storm of a week for Kal, this is what must occur:

Wednesday- Guest spot on 'According to Jim' as Jim's new neighbor, Kal shoots Jim, kills Jim's family.

Thursday- Kal appears on 'Greys Anatomy' Meredeth meets him at the snack bar during a 10 minute fight with McDreamy, she nails him, he gets crabs.

Friday- Reappear on Law & Order, this time as a foxy new female ADA.

Saturday- Be featured in mocking 'Weekend Update' joke accusing him of having bad TV show appearances. Kal shows up unexpectedly, shoots self. Kills career.

It's a box.

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:37:00 +0000

Hand in a box, dick in a box, ask the box... for tax help.

H and R Block does well, there are only two tax places, so they don't need ads but I enjoy the effort. My favorite is the "Oh, Why don't you ask the box for help"

The husband is sitting at the table, looking at opened mail.

"We're getting audited" He tells his wife, she mocks him suggesting they ask we did their taxes for help. " Oh we didn't use people, we used a box, why don't we use the box for help" as she holds it to her ear.

'What's it say?" he asks

"Nothing" she replies "It's a box"

Gets me every time!

I hope nobody checks this shit

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 15:32:00 +0000

I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt that it was nearly mid April and I hadn't gone through a pile of important papers on my desk that have been there since December. I remember I moved them for the holiday party I had. That darn pile of papers, envelops and instructional booklets.

It's a rather big pack of shit. I woke up and remembered just what it all was. It was my happy taxes papers. A jumble of 10- somethings and I 90 whatevers that I have no real clue how to fill out.

I wont pay someone to do it, because I feel if I pay someone, they wont cheat. Cheating is what makes the whole process fun. I cheat every year and I end up paying out double what I'm supposed to. Still...I do it myself. Because I am a utter moron who will never learn.

So, tonight after I get home from seeing Kung Fu Hustle and going to an art opening at my buddies gallery, I shall take out last years tax form and cut and past to this years tax forms and hope nobody will ever notice for another year while the pack of important papers grows ever larger and important.

Get hitched and win fabulous prizes!

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Mon, 10 Jan 2005 15:58:00 +0000

I had a very nice Sunday. A nice Sunday is one that doesn't involve me changing out of my undershirt, spongebob pajamas pants and slippers til I need to go to someone else's house for dinner til 7:30 pm. Then coming home by 10pm to change right back into said squarepants clothes.

So yesterday was one of these very wonderful Sundays. Mackenzie is my recently married friend who lives up the street and used to be one of my roommates. She is why my apartment has any style or class in any way. It's very fun going over to her place because she has so much great stuff she got for getting married. Its like if you get married you win fantastic prizes like on the 'Price is Right'. Only you don't have to pick a door 1,2,or 3. You get it all. Of course you also have to agree to monogamous sex and sharing yourself in every way for the rest of your life to one person, but I think for a new dishwasher I'd be married to a farm animal.

Macks stuff is great because she is such a space-saver. Everything is something else. Like the coffee table opens up and can store a Buick. I think I'd like to have things like this, but I wouldnt use it save space, I'd just want something that turned into a kick-ass robot like on Transformers.

Robots are sweet.

Poop everywhere!

noreply@blogger.com (Marty D.) — Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:10:00 +0000

I was in Times Sq. yesterday. I always find it rather disgusting the amount of animals activily taking dumps on the sidewalk. In NYC you can be anywhere at any given time and a dog, cat, pigeon, man, all are just releving themselves when nature calls.

These police hores I think are espically bad offendors. I was looking at the magnificent steed as the officer took a break on the side of the road, and then shit began flowing from the horses ass like a rainbow of colors. It was rather horrid, though oddly enough, a crowd formed. They took pictures of the horse and officer. So impressed. I just watched in horror, at this mound. Ahhh, nothing like the smell of fresh shit.

I think the officer should have to scoop it up. If I had a dog I would have to pick up the poop, or get a ticket. Why can a horse take a dump the size of a Jetta, and people take vacations pictures of it? I just took a poop, maybe I can make it a postcard.