Master of the Jewniverse

Gran Turino

2009-01-15T14:57:00.000-08:00

PaulnotPaul-I Just Can't Stop Smiling

2008-10-25T18:21:00.001-07:00

FINALLY!

HERE IT IS

I WILL PUT THE TRACKLIST, ETC. LATER AS IM WRITING A MOTHERFUCKING TUNE AT THE MOMENT.

-J

Boom! Bang! Pow! Look at a Hebrew now

2008-10-23T16:57:00.000-07:00

I was looking at my blog today and I noticed something.

I'M NOT SAYING SHIT!

For those reading this who don't know me, I am very opinionated. I also talk way too much. In fact, I talk professionally. There's not a lot of you out there that do what I do.

I've been thinking about that a lot lately. The fact that my entire livelihood is tied into my ability to talk. If I knew that years ago, I could've saved a lot of time working jobs where I actually did things. I've always thought doing things for money (outside of music related things) was for herbs anyways. I hate herbs.

I do have an announcement to make though. I will be bootlegging the PaulnotPaul album via this blog. I am so excited for you I can't really put it into words (ironically, I wrote a cliche phrase, which was putting into words). You'll like the album. You'll recommend it to friends. You'll keep it in your cd changer. You will conceive your first child to it. You will name that child "Rich Wallet" because I think that's hilarious.

I know the real Rich Wallet. I like Rich Wallet, good guy. He was blessed with that name. We all know it must stand for Richard but when you have Wallet for a last name, you just have to go there.

Also, a big shout to my boy with the fictitious boat fax whom will remain nameless.

-Jon

CHANGE IS GOING TO COME!

2008-10-19T20:49:00.000-07:00

OBAMA IS WINNING THE ELECTION AND THE RAYS ARE WINNING THE SERIES. WE ARE GOING TO WITNESS CHANGE. THE END OF AN ERA IS FINALLY HERE! IT IS OVER. FIRST THE PATS NOW THIS. ORDER WILL BE RESTORED!!!!!!!!!!!

emilio rojas rmx competition

2008-10-19T11:42:00.000-07:00

i entered this and so should you.

click here for the zip containing the original, acapella, and 2 rmx's by me. the aca track is @ 78bpm.

HOLLERADO!
-THE NU

Andre3000 still can't act

2008-10-18T08:09:00.000-07:00

but this is pretty decent

Shit you should be listening to

2008-10-16T20:29:00.000-07:00

As you may or may not know, I love hip hop. More than pretty much anything with the exception of vagina. God, do I love vagina. Anyways, as great as hip hop is there's abundance of wack shit out there. Since I love you all I'm here to provide you with dopeness.

DJ Green Lantern ft. David Banner (skip his verse) Busta Rhymes Talib Kweli-Black President RMX
Eminem-Til I relapse
The Knux-Fire
Jazzanova ft Phonte from Little Brother-Look what youre doing to me
Joe Budden ft. Joel Ortiz, Royce 5'9 and some garbage MCs that make me want to sleep-Slaughterhouse (sorry Crooked I, you're sorry...you always have been and always will be)
Kanye West-Heartless (can 808s and Heartbreak not be 2008's "Electric Circus")
Statik Selektah ft Skyzoo, Joel Ortiz, Talib Kweli-Talking about you ladies

Click here if you've never got a DUI (You cornball!)

-teh j0n

The Dopeness

2008-10-16T18:40:00.000-07:00

well not really...

ENJOY

BOOM!

2008-10-15T05:04:00.000-07:00

Enjoy!

Sarah Palin booed at Philadelphia Flyers game

2008-10-14T19:33:00.001-07:00

I love hockey again

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 4 Episode 7

2008-10-12T19:59:00.000-07:00

To download, click here

I call you Sun cuz you shine like one

2008-10-12T18:51:00.000-07:00

NEW SHIT FROM MYSELF AND PROMISE AKA PAULNOTPAUL!

Download Here

What is the Jewniverse?

2008-10-12T18:40:00.000-07:00

Spotted @ UrbanDictionary.com

1. jewniverse

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from

"That bitch is from the jewniverse"

2. Jewniverse

1. What the world will be if Hollywood executives have their way.
2. An alternative reality where money flows from rivers.
3. Your mother.

"You are the most hateful person in the Jewniverse."

OMG ITS A RIK CORDERO VIDEO!

2008-10-12T18:16:00.000-07:00

First off, a little behind the scenes from the boys @ ItsTheReal.com

The Rosenthals' Rosenberg Flipcam Diary, Vol. 1 from jeff on Vimeo.

Joell Ortiz-Memories

Joell Ortiz - "Memories" from Three/21 Films on Vimeo.

Heltah Skeltah-Ruck & Roll

Heltah Skeltah - "Ruck N Roll" from Three/21 Films on Vimeo.

Ghostface-Barrel Brothers

Ghostface feat. Beanie Sigel - "Barrel Brothers" from Three/21 Films on Vimeo.

A Collection of dope shit you should be listening to

2008-10-12T10:18:00.000-07:00

Since I slave on a computer and get dope tunes all the time, I figured I'd share.

This is the sounds of my brain for the month of October:

(a very small partial list, i'll add more soon)

Murs-Everything
KiD CuDi-Day n Nite
Heltah Skeltah-Insane
Butta Verses (ft Lucian)-If I Die
Camron-Come See Killa
East Coast Avengers ft. Celph Titled-East Coast Overdose
Jay-Z-Lick a shot for Obama (VOTE MOTHERFUCKERS)
Royce 5'9-Shot Down (heeeelarious)
Statik Selektah ft. State Property-All 2Gether
Termanology-Hold That (produced by the G.O.A.T. Pete Rock)
Wale ft Skyzoo-5 minutes

TO DOWNLOAD CLICK HERE

also, a dope track by my boy Lex One featuring BK Cyph, produced by Mike Beatz.

LEX ONE FT BK CYPH "YEARS ON THE BLOCK" (PRODUCED BY MIKE BEATZ)

In other news, the opinions on my decision to do a blog have been mixed. Most find the title to be hilarious (which it is) and others think I may have completely given up on a social life by doing this (which I haven't). Fact is I get bored really easy at the crib. This will be my outlet to keep myself sane when I'm at the crib.

Jesus was black, the U.S. government is responsible for the rise of crack and Sarah Palin is the scariest person on the planet.

-Numonics

2008-10-11T20:29:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my new time consumer! This is your host Numonics, the Master of the Jewniverse. Now I am by no means very Jewish by religious standards. I am very much a Heeb and a more traditional 21st century Jewish guy.

Anyways, that's my B.S. explanation for the name of this shit.

This blog will and only be dedicated to dopeness. All wack shit will be made fun of enough that the humor in it will be dope. I am a hip hop producer so expect this space to have random remixes, instrumentals, and shenanigans from myself. With that being said, here's a remix from Murs. The song is "Me and this Jawn" and I remixed it because it made me nostalgic.

Murs-Me and this Jawn (Numonics RMX)

Now if you were wondering how I write beats, here's the 30 second explanation:

So that's it for now you punk bastards. I will be updating as often as I get bored which at times is a lot.