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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

ProjectMatt — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:13:17 +0000

“Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” from Aaron Paul

Here’s a trailer for the upcoming Weird Al biopic that’s sure to sweet the next academy awards !

Winter Weather Reports

ProjectMatt — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:52:19 +0000

Video Description

Winter weather reports in Chicago make me and meteorologists emotional.

This video is part of a series called Retired Standup. Giving old jokes one last laugh before they’re left abandoned on YouTube. Subscribe to Project Matt on YouTube, and say “hey” to all my old jokes. Stay tuned each Friday.

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I Don’t Watch Sports

ProjectMatt — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:34:46 +0000

Video Description

I’m not the biggest sports fan, and this tends to upset some people.

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I Hate Checks

ProjectMatt — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:39:20 +0000

Video Description

I hate checks. Hate em. I can’t believe that they were actually a form of payment at some point. Now I need to find creative ways to get rid of all my old checks.

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My Name is Matt

ProjectMatt — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:08:11 +0000

I recently introduced myself to someone and they said, “Matt ? Is that short for Matthew ?”
Seriously ?

This video is part of a series called Friday Funnies. Stay tuned each Friday for more quick bits and fast laughs. (i.e. SUBSCRIBE)

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Laundromats & Smooth Jazz

ProjectMatt — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:09:10 +0000

A Little Background…

I wrote this bit the year my apartment didn’t have it’s own laundry room. So, after about a year I started to be able to recognize particular smooth jazz songs and this upset me. I wrote down, “I do my laundry at a laundromat, so I think I know a thing or two about smooth jazz.”

Later in the bit I make a reference to a song called “Captain Banana”. I did not make this song up. I was around 10 or 12 years old and in line at a McDonald’s drive thru with my friend Dan. His dad was a bit of a Smooth Jazz afficinado, and it was probably his only escape from the noise of two spastic kids in the back seat.

After a particularly jumpy smooth jazz ditty, the DJ’s Zoloft infused voice let the audience know that they had just been listening to a song called “Captain Banana”. Dan and I found this to be the funniest thing in the world.

If you know where this song can be found, please post a link in the comments.

Video Description

I do my laundry at a laundromat, so I think I know a thing or two about smooth jazz.

Music provided by:

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Lost Cat and Missed Opportunities

ProjectMatt — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:44:23 +0000

A Little Background…

I’m not particularly proud of this bit. I don’t proclaim it to be brilliant, but it did okay most times I used it. I later heard a few different takes on this premise from other more prominent comedians, and it made my version seem really hacky (hackie?). If anything I would try using this joke if I forgot my next bit or if I needed to bring an audience back a bit (some audiences don’t mind poor quality jokes).

Either way I’m excited to let this one go, never to be performed again. If anything, I got a pretty sweet cat drawing out of it. I’m not sure I would have found myself drawing a cat if it weren’t for this joke.

Video Description:

A lost cat is found that doesn’t quite fit the bill.

This video is the first in a series called Retired Standup. Giving old jokes one last laugh before they’re left abandoned on YouTube. Subscribe to Project Matt on YouTube, and say “hey” to all my old jokes. Stay tuned each Friday.

Closing music provided by Ryan Cashman:

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Welcome to Project Matt

ProjectMatt — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:59:22 +0000

Welcome to my kick ass blog, internet citizen. I’m a Multimedian (multimedia comedian), and this is where I share things that are awesome with the rest of the internet world. It’s kinda like an online version of show and tell.

I create all my own drawings for my posts and videos and make them available for you to use on your own site (if you’d like). I actively monitor and respond on the comment boards here and on my YouTube channel (this is not a public restroom, so you can’t just walk in and shit all over the place) so leave me a comment on any post/video and I’ll be sure to respond.

If you’re new to this site, here are a few posts to get you started (or just check out the ‘Featured’ section on the homepage):

Now That’s What I Call Internet

Cloud Computing Explained

Google Budget

We Got That B Roll !

ProjectMatt — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:05:10 +0000

Do you need shots of ordinary people doing things for your next commercial ? We got that B roll !

My New Favorite Christmas Song

ProjectMatt — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:52:04 +0000

YouTube user gottabeandrew has created a new Christmas classic. So come December 26th you better wake up and get out of bed, because it’s Christmas… and if you’re still sleeping you can’t celebrate Christmas.

It’s Christmas Lyrics:

Wake up everyone, It’s Christmas!

Christmas is the greatest time of year,
But to enjoy it most we need to get out of bed.

It only comes ’round once a year,
There’s snow outside with some reindeer,
Go to the window and then you will see,

Santa’s coming down the chimney,
Putting some presents underneath the tree,

And everybody knows,
It’s christmas,
It’s christmas.

Your advent calendar has a chocolate for you,
Though you might have school or work to travel to,

Talk about it in the present tense,
‘Cause soon you will open your presents,
Get out of bed now, it’s gonna be a good day,

Santa’s coming down your chimney,
Putting some presents underneath the tree,

And everybody knows,
It’s christmas,
It’s christmas.