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Matt's Rants has moved. Blogger has been my home since June, but I feel that it is time to move on...you can find the NEW Matt's Rants here...

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I am currently renovating my blog...it should be reworked within a week. Sorry for the lack of posting

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Today at 2:00 pm EST would be 41 years to the date that then President John F. Kennedy was killed in a motorcade in Dallas, Texas. Even to this day, the conspiracy theories linger. They vary from the Russians to the Cubans, to the one that I find more likely, Lyndon Johnson having something to do with it. All of them agree that Lee Harvey Oswald, the only man ever to have been charged with

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FOXNews.com Iraq Elections Set It looks like democracy has a date now in Iraq. January 30th will be the day that the Iraqi's go to the polls and do somthing they have never been able to do their entire lives, vote. Folks, this is the best news out of Iraq since we caught Sadam. How can you not be happy for the Iraqis? Tons of people are going to get to do what they have never done before.

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FOXNews.com - Politics - House Passes Resolution on Boy Scouts It looks like the US House has some hoospah after all. Today, in a 391-3 vote, the House applauded the Boy Scouts effort to not be forced into changing their belifs, beacuse the ACLU wanted them to. The Stalinistic ACLU this week all but made the Pentagon cave in to not directly sponsering the Boy Scouts in military bases, beacuse of

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FOXNews.com - Exclusive: Kerry Says UBL Tape Cost Him Election Well, well, well... The fingerpointing the in the Kerry Camp is still ongoing. Now he says Bin Ladden's tape cost him the election. If that were true, if he is so loved by Democrats everywhere, then why did he not win his party's bid to become Minority Leader? Why isn't he the top Democrat on Capitol Hill. That one is easy, beacuse

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Yahoo! News - Radio Host Calls Rice 'Aunt Jemima' Libreals are sad. As a matter of fact, liberals are outrightly racist. Case in point, a black talk show host in Madison, Wisconson used the ethinic slur "Aunt Jemima" when he refred to Condi Rice today. Yet it does not stop there, this same racist idiot will now give away Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix on today's program. Now, I am all for

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Today, the world's largest attention whore opened his library today. Yes, it looks like a doible-wide trailor. It makes since, since Clinton was the biggest trailer-trash President this side of Jimmy Carter. Clinton, a miserable failure as President, opend his library on the banks of the Arkansas River. It was very fitting that it rained on Clinton's opening today, we all know we need to wash our

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A big win for the left today as PA Senator Arlen Spector wins the seat of chair of the Senate Judicary Committie. Spector, yes a Republican, but is pro-choice. This means that if anyone Bush wants to appoint to any Judgeship that has anti-abortion views may have a hard time getting out of the Committiee to get to the full Senate Conformation. This is huge news considering that there will

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For those of you who are too busy Christmas shopping, Thanksgiving is next Thursday. With that in mind, today was one of my favorate events of the year, the annual "Pardoning of the Turkeys". This is when the President gives two turkeys their full pardon, and they will live the rest of their lives out on a farm. President Bush was in high comedic sprits today, with his self-depricating wit in

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Today, the disorganized Democrats named their leader of the Senate. Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada. Reid, the former minority whip, replaces Tom "Puff" Daschelle, who lost to John Thune in the November 2nd election. Dick Durbin will now become minotiry whip. Reid has sided with the unions, envromentalists, worked to help block juditical nominations, opposed the tax cuts, however, he did vote for

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Well, the wackjobs do it again. this time, the director of CARE, Margaret Hassan. This just outrightly sickens me. Hassan has lived and worked in Iraq for many, many years, giving aid and food to starving Iraqis, and now, a videotape has immerged of this kind and good person being shot like an animal by animals. Gee, and the left wants us to think that the brave Marine in that Mosque was an

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This is a still from the video that the Pentagon is looking at to determine if the Marines in the video violated the Geneva Convention by shooting an unarmed, injured combatant. However, this video looks like a perfect set-up. The shot goes black, then the shot goes off. There is no telling what was going on right after the tape stopped rolling. To me, this looks like another case of the

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I'm taking a break from blasting the left for just a second here. Today is Monday, so the new BS Standings are out. HOW IS AUBURN STILL NUMBER 3?!?! Face it, USC and OU faced weaker teams, and not to mention, OU was nearly upset by Kansas. Meanwhile, Auburn anhilates Georgia. The same UGA that was #8 in the nation last week. Yet, the Sooner and Trojan ass kissing still continues. OU is extremely

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Now this one made me laugh. The whiny leftist toilet paper company, ShitBeGone, will now not ship toilet paper to the "red states". Oh, AG-O-NY. Let me cry into my Charmin. I have never had the ShitBeGone toilet paper, but since I had to use recycyled paper in school, and knowing how much it sucked to write on, I really dont want that on my ass. Too bad this treehugging wannabe communist won't

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James Carville did not leave Meet the Press with out egg on his face, litterally. The over the top Democratic Stratigist with a quick wit and a short temper, slamed an egg on his face on the NBC poltical show, his wife, former Bush advisor Mary Matalin sitting right beside him. Here's some of the transcript: MR. RUSSERT: In blue, the states carried by John Kerry. Now, on MEET THE PRESS on March

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In a way to show how far the left will go to get their crybaby, pacifist, "someone please come wipe my ass for me" ways, a wack job set himself on fire (oh how I wish all liberals would do that). He was screaming "Allah, Allah", then poured a flamable substance on himself, then took a match to himself. This dope, like most liberal leftys, was protesting the liberation of Iraq. Apparently, now,

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After looking over all the problems, here are the major things I would do to change the NHL Structure. Yes, I did this once before, but this time, I have revamped my thinking and came up with some creative ways. 1. The Entry Level cap should be reduced to 750,000 (US). I know that players like Illya Kovlachuck are worthy of the top dollar value, but remember kids, for every Kovlachuck, there is

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This man is a true celeb in every sence of the word. I would like to bet that is Marlboro could advertize, this would be your new Marlboro Man right here. I'm sure many other blogs have put that up. Today, the world's newest hero, Lance Cpl. James Blake Miller still doesn't see what the fuss is competely about when it comes to this pitcure. Miller, seen here in this now world famous pic, while

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Today, Colin Powell, who became contraversial when his son took the post of the head of the FCC, resigned from the Bush Cabnet. Powell, the head of the Joint Chiefs under Bush 41, became the Sec. of State under Bush 43 and was chiefly held responsible for making sure to get other countries on board the colition of the willing for the Iraqi war. Many belive that the infighting with Rumsfeld caused

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Just a few hours ago, Iran and the EU made an agreement to help Iran curb its nucular program. However, one just has to wonder, when they are sitting on that much oil, why do they need a nucular program to start with. Well, that's easy, to make sure that they can nuke, at the very least, Isreal. Yet, the slick Iranians still want to claim that their nuke program is for "peacefull purposes" only.

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Let the realistic version of The Lord of the Flies begin in the Gaza Strip. At this point it is each man for himself, as many of the Arafat lovers come out to mourn his death. Abu Mazen, aka Mahmoud Abbas, was screamed at then shot at today douring a mourning service for Yasser Arafat. Arafat, the longest common cause for the libreal left to destroy Isreal, and chief world terrorist, died this

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Seeing as the Presidental Election is over, now the world gets back to living as usual. Since that is the case Matt's Rants, starting at day 60 and ending when we have a settlement, will now blog day by day the happenings with the NHL lockout. We will keep you up to date on which players are playing where, who's posturing, and where we go from here. We will also work to answer the most important

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Somthing I have felt for years is very important, and in reality, more Americans should be watching this situation as well, as I feel it is a part of the war on terror, is the situation in Africa. Twenty years ago this Christmas, former Boomtown Rats front man Bob Geldoff, and many of biggest recording stars of that time, got together and sand "Do They Know it's Christmas". This was later

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Yesterday, a Saudi sheik gave Osama Bin Ladden permission to NUKE the US. Yes, you heard me, nuke the US. What does this mean exactly? Well, it means this, this sheik is not in prison. Meaning in some way the Saudis support this. Scilence is complete support. This is just a long line of problems we have had with the Saudis even going back to before teh first Gulf War. The first time we wanted to

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