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		<title>I Feel The Same Way About the 2012 Oscar Contenders As I Do About the 2012 Republican Candidates</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Crap, I wrote this then found out that NY Magazine did essentially the article first. Meh, mine is better. Watching the screeners for the 2012 Oscars and keeping up with the GOP debates makes me feel an identical apathy for this year&#8217;s crop of movies and Republicans. Whether they lulled in the race until one [...]
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		<title>Judaism Would Be More Intimidating If We Had Jewish-Themed Rides And Sections at Amusement Parks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems as though an amusement park&#8217;s critical acclaim is related to the quality of their themed areas. Busch Gardens Tampa has designed their different sections to resemble the jungle, Disneyland has worlds like Frontierland, Tomorrowland and Have-Your-Wallet-Raped-By-Donald-Duck-Land, Six Flags Magic Mountain is themed like a place where you can be robbed by gangs of [...]
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		<title>I’m Pretty Sure My Maids Are Writing a Tell-All Book About How I Horribly Mistreatment Them</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call me paranoid, but I am pretty certain that my cadre of help that I employ around the house are starting to work together and not just to clean my bathtub. I am growing more and more suspicious that they are writing a book detailing their awful experiences incurred by working for me. I don&#8217;t [...]
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		<title>Last Week – October 24, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 05:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Secret To Gift Shopping For That Special Lady Is To Only Buy Her Things You Would Hate</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If the Cat In Heat Outside My Window Doesn’t Shut Up, I Will Have Sex With It</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been nearly a month straight that a desperate and horny feline has found its way to the ledge outside my apartment on a nightly basis. With her furry rump stuck firmly in the air, she mewls as loud as possible to beg to get laid by anything that might happen to walk by. [...]
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		<title>Is There a Helipad On Top of My Fucking Apartment I Don’t Know About?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Buy Crazy Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 07:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Groups Make It Really Hard to Be Politically Correct With Your Racism</title>
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		<title>Do We Really Need the Riot Fence For the Women’s World Cup?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As one of a small collection of die-hard American soccer fans, I strongly support the U.S. Women&#8217;s National Team in pursuit of the Women&#8217;s World Cup trophy. I remember Brandi Chastain sending in the tournament-winning goal in &#8217;99 and followed their early oust in the &#8217;03 and &#8217;07 tournaments. But those riot fences behind the [...]
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