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Boys are always Happy Creatures...

2013-10-22T05:59:00.002-07:00

Boys are always Happy Creatures...

WHY?

1. Their last name stays with them forever.

2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.

3. A five day vacation requires only one jeans.

4. If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.

5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.

6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies...

SANTA AUR CHEMIST!!

2013-10-22T05:52:00.002-07:00

SANTA AUR CHEMIST!!
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Santa Chemist Ke Pass Gaya

Aur Bola: “Bhai Kuch Help Chahiye”

Chemist: “Haan Bolo?”

Aur Santa Ne Apni Davayi Ki Bottle Mein Se

Ek Chamach Chemist Ko Pila Ke Pucha:“Meetha Hai Kya?”

Chemist: “Nahi To, Kyu Kya Hai Ye”

Santa: “Bas Yahi Puchna Tha,

Doctor Ne Kaha Tha Ki Chemist Ke Paas Jakar Urine Test Karwa Kar Pata Karo Ki Urine Mein Sugar Hai Ke Nahi“

CHEMIST SHOCKED SANTA ROCKED

2 stupid girls...

2013-10-22T05:50:00.001-07:00

!! 2 stupid girls!!

two girlzz were playing chess
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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. .
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai. .

Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.

both girlzz: Nahi, tum to hume aasani se hara doge.

Boy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.

both girl: fir bhi hum haar jayenge

Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir thik hai.

(The joke still doesn't end.)

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se chala jata hai.

girl 1: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

girl 2 (thoda sochne k baad ): Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

girl1: Kaise?

girl 2: Saala lefty hi hoga.....

SANTA APNI WIFE KI DELIVERY KE TIME

2013-10-22T05:41:00.000-07:00

!!SANTA APNI WIFE KI DELIVERY KE TIME!!

Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye.

Santa: Hona Hi Tha ji Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi.

Dhoom 2
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Golmaal 2
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Raaz 2
!
Don 2

saare ke saare 2's

Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.....

!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

2013-10-22T05:23:00.002-07:00

!! Pappu nahi Sudhrega !!

Pappu in Hotel: Main yahan nahin rahunga.

Mere paise wapas karo.

Itna chhota room?

Na hi koi khidki na hi koi balcony?

Mujhe jaanwar samjha hai kya?

Waiter: Mere Baap, Upar chal, yeh LIFT hai...

!! A cute love story... !!

2013-10-22T05:18:00.002-07:00

!! A cute love story... !!
GIRL: Kya me tumhen pyari lagti hoon?

BOY. Nahi

GIRL: kya tum mere 7 rehna chahte ho?

BOY:Nahi

Girl. Agar me mar jaon to aap ro ge?

BOY. Nahi

Ladki udas ho gayi usay bahut dukh hua or Wo rone lagi

Ladke ne usay apne qareeb kiya Or kaha

Tum Pyari nahi bahut Khubsoorat ho

Mein tumhare7 rehna nahi balki Jeena chahta hoon

Or

Agar tumhen kuch ho gaya to Me rounga Nahi MAR jaonga.!

What A "Boys" msg for the All LOVER's...!! its real love...

simple explanation.....

2013-10-22T05:10:00.000-07:00

The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!
I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip. I get home, and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife, with a guy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever !"

"Calm down, calm down!" says his mother-in-law.

"There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must
be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out
what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"I told you there must be a simple explanation..... she didn't receive your E-mail !"

A Romantic Wife

2013-10-22T05:06:00.000-07:00

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend...

She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy,

texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise what should i send you.

Lady's knowledge about a car.

2013-10-22T05:02:00.000-07:00

Lady's knowledge about a car.

A woman went to a Maruti dealer and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now scroll below to learn what a 710 is..........
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Mechanic fainted after seeing the below picture

WhatsApp Fever!

2013-10-17T05:58:00.003-07:00

Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

Boy: But why do you treat me like that? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)

Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

Boy: Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and I have reserved 20k for your shopping... but I think...

Girl (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually mum was there that's why I couldn't reply... N wow darling that's a great news... I love you a lot... N when shall we go ?(12:05am)

Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na... dear I was off last time, let me know na when shall we go?(12:08am)

Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think your luking very tired because off work load... So now you go to bed and sleep well honey, take care. (12:10am)

Boy: (last seen 12:12am)

Girl: Sorry to disturb you but I think I forgot to tell you that tomorrow mom and dad are not at home in the evening, so you can come to my place after the shopping. Love you janu. Good Night. (12:20am)

Boy (typing): Ohh I was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet... c ya tomorrow... mmuuahhh..........!!!

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila...

2013-10-17T05:57:00.003-07:00

Pappu ko ek lawaris bandar mila...

Wo usko police station le gya..

Inspector ne kaha, isko zoo le ke jao.

Next day inspector ne pappu ko bandar k sath bus stop par dekha,

inspector: isko zoo nahi le kar gaye???

Pappu: kal gaye the, khub ghume, bada maza aya,

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Aaj Qutub Minar ja rahe hai...

Wah ! mera beta to bahot brilliant hai

2013-10-17T05:55:00.000-07:00

Pappu:- 6,7.

Dad:- wah mera beta to bahot brilliant hai

Or 6,7 k baad..??

Pappu:- 8,9,10..

Dad:- kya baat hai beta

or

uske baad.........?.?

Pappu:.....Gulam, begum, badshah.

Upset Girlfriend

2013-10-17T05:31:00.000-07:00

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.

He uses phone-a-friend helpline, and chooses his girlfriend to ask the answer.

Amitabh Bachchan:

Girlfriend ji, Namashkaar, mein Amitabh Bachchan bol raha hun KBC se. Abhi aapke mitra aap se ek prashan puchenge aur aap ko
sirf 30 seconds mein us prashan ka uttar dene hai. Aapka samay shuru
hota hai ab...

Boy reads out the question and the 4 options...

Girl:

Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka ? Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni !!!

Byeeeee....

Santa was watching peter and tom and he die...

2013-10-17T05:25:00.001-07:00

Peter : I want my money now !

Tom : I will kill myself so that I won't pay you..

"he pulled a gun & shot himself & dead"

Peter : hahaha..... If u think u'll get away with my money ur wrong,
I'll follow you until you pay me..

Peter takes the gun n shot him self dead as well..

Santa was watching from a distance he laughed & said : these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end....

he also took the gun and killed himself !

TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END...

Santa is appearing on (KBC) Kaun Banega Crorepati

2013-10-17T05:22:00.000-07:00

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.

Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend.
If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong,
you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."

Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"

Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question.
The next voice you hear will be Santa`s...''

Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."

Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo."

Santa: "Are you sure?"

Banta: "I`m sure."

Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?"

Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo".

Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?"

Santa: "Yes."

Amitabh: "Confident?"

Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart."

Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!"

To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town.
As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him,
"Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"

"It was easy," replies Banta.

"Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."

Life in Movies...

2013-09-14T05:54:00.000-07:00

1.College:" Yaadein.. .. 2.Pricipal:" Jaani Dushman.. .. 3.Classes:" Kabhi kabhi.. .. 4.Canteen:" Kabhi alvida na kehna.. .. 5.Course:" Godzilla.. .. 6.Exams:" Kalyug.. .. 7.Examination hall:" Chamberof secret.. .. 8.Exam-time:" Qayamat se qayamt tak.. .. 9. Question paper:" Paheli.. .. 10.Answer paper:" Kora kagaz.. .. 11.Cheating:" Aksar/Chupke chupke.. .. 12. Paper out:" Plan .. 13.Examiner:" The killer .. 14.Last exam:" Independence day .. 15.Paper correction:" Andha kanoon .. 16.Marks:" Assambhav .. 17.Result:" Murder .. 18.Pass:" Ajjoba Chamatkar .. 19. Fail:" Devdas .. 20.Supplementar y:"Aakhri raasta .. 21.Vacation:" Waah life ho toaisi....

Exams Life...

2013-09-14T05:53:00.000-07:00

Exams Life... .. 9am:"Wake-up .. 10am:"Breakfast .. 11am:"Thinking 2 score 80% .. 12am:"Watch TV .. 1pm:"Lunch .. 2pm:"Thodi neend le ke padhenge dimagh set hoga .. .. 4pm:"Games .. 5pm:"Thinking 2 score 60% .. 6pm:"Troubling friends "kuch padha ?? .. 8pm:"Searching books. .. 9pm:"Dinner .. 10pm:"Lo bhai light gayi.. .. 11pm:"plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... .. 12pm:"Aaj to "Bhad Me Jaye Padhai" kal se pakka padhunga... :D:D

Ek darawni kahani hai...

2013-09-14T05:51:00.002-07:00

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??

2013-09-14T03:28:00.002-07:00

Gareebi Kya Hai.. ?? .. Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2 Rupiye Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho.. . . . . . Aur.. . . . . . Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya Ho..

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

2013-09-14T03:27:00.002-07:00

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge, . . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. . . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo WahiKa Wahi Reh Gya.. . . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini TeacharHai Jinka dehant ho gya... :O:D

Santa ki modern wife

2013-09-14T03:25:00.002-07:00

Santa ki modern wife ne use office jaate waqt pyaar se kaha. . 'see you in the evening' . . . . . . . . Santa: 'main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni, . . dhamki apne baap ko dena

Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai

2013-09-14T03:23:00.001-07:00

Banta: " Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: " Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?

2013-09-14T03:19:00.003-07:00

GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT? . Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho? . GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye Laya hoon.

18+ Only

2013-09-14T03:18:00.000-07:00

18+ Only BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition. BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition. GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife!!! GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye.. Arre I was kidding jaanu Boy: Can i Kiss u? Girl: Condom laye ho? Boy: kiss k liye condom? Girl : sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing k bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!!

Kuch Aise Sawaal....

2013-09-14T03:16:00.002-07:00

Kuch Aise Sawaal Jinke Answer Google Par Bhi Nahi Milenge..:O . . 1- Log Chloromint Kyo Khaate Hai..?? . . 2-Melody Itni Choclaty Kyu Hai..?? . . 3-CID Kab Khatam Hoga...?? . . 4-Serial Main Leap Aata Hai To Character Ke Face Kaise Badal Jaate Hai..??