MC: we're both pretty cute lifeguards, you should ask me out :P

2010-03-07T13:04:00.000-05:00

MC: Is anyone gonna make a new OMGUW/WTFUW to replace them?? I dunno what i'll do without itttttttttt

2010-02-15T15:35:00.001-05:00

MC: I should have kissed you in Toronto when I had the chance, now I have to wait 3 more moths in order to see you again

2010-02-15T15:33:00.001-05:00

MC: I like you, Geoffrey.

2010-02-15T15:32:00.002-05:00

MC: to the girl with glasses and short brown hair that works in the Math C n D, you always has something nice to say and it makes me smile, we should hang out sometime :)

2010-02-15T15:32:00.001-05:00

MC: I figured, since WTF UW is ending I think you should know that everytime I see you my heart skips a beat, and your smile makes me smile and I get lost in your eyes still and if you see this you know who i am and where this is from, if not my feelings for you will not change, and i hate seagulls

2010-02-12T19:01:00.000-05:00

MC: J, please come back to Guelph for co-op :(

2010-02-12T19:00:00.001-05:00

MC: To a korean girl who sat beside me on the off campus shuttle bus. I didn't get your phone number. I hope to meet you again on the shuttle bus at the same time.

2010-02-12T18:59:00.001-05:00

MC: OMG, the site is shutting down!! Men are going to have to act like men and women are going to have to act like women in order to get a date!!!

2010-02-12T18:54:00.001-05:00

MC: You sang Jizz in My Pants in Hist 106 last Winter term - I laughed and you tried to talk to me. We kept bumping into each other in DC but now I can't find you :( Hope you haven't graduated.

2010-02-12T11:08:00.000-05:00

MC: to the guy with the red clown fish hat... marry me?

2010-02-11T17:58:00.000-05:00

MC: To the BRO sitting beside me in the wheel lab, I saw you playing some facebook games, want to BRO out and play gamecube at my place?

2010-02-11T17:57:00.000-05:00

MC: Girl with plaid black and grey scarf on DC couches. Want to learn Canada's History?

2010-02-10T22:11:00.000-05:00

MC: So you I overheard you talking about your penis with a friend, at least I think it was a friend. Your size doesn't matter to me, just please ask me out!!

2010-02-10T11:13:00.000-05:00

MC: to the boy who sits in the front row of psych 253... youre not nearly as hot or cool as you think you are, please stop acting like it

2010-02-10T08:08:00.001-05:00

MC: I hate how I'm starting to like you but you don't like me anymore.

2010-02-10T08:06:00.001-05:00

MC: To the asian guy with the wayfarers and pom pom toque. How many shoes do you have?

2010-02-10T08:05:00.001-05:00

MC: If I had it my way, I'd slit your throat with the knife that you left in my back. Sleep with one eye open.

2010-02-08T18:10:00.001-05:00

MC: Girl working in C&D friday afternoons ... I see you wear an Allah around your neck ... your smile takes my breath away!

2010-02-08T00:47:00.001-05:00

MC: To the girl in the green hat: MARRY ME!

2010-02-08T00:46:00.000-05:00

MC: To the white guy wearing sunglasses at Chainsaw on Friday with the crazy dance moves.. you are my idol.

2010-02-08T00:44:00.001-05:00

MC: Excuse my intoxicity... but with each night I go out with new people/meet new people, I forget about you more and more. :) One day you'll leave my mind entirely.

2010-02-07T04:10:00.001-05:00

MC: The FASS Stripper with the 6 pack (was it Ian?): I want you all over me.

2010-02-07T04:09:00.000-05:00

MC: You look so fine. I want to break your heart and give you mine.

2010-02-07T04:07:00.001-05:00

MC: To the pretty girl sitting across from me in the fed's focus group thursday evening at the SLC (the focus group started at 5:30pm). You were really cute, and I'd love get to know you, maybe take you out to dinner and a movie. Or even just meet you for coffee perhaps. You took off early before I got a chance to talk to you in private. I never post here but I've always heard about this site, so now I'm here, even though I realize the chances of you reading this are slim to none. Either way, a chance is a chance and I'm willing to take it in hopes that you'll read this.

2010-02-07T04:06:00.001-05:00