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If you could love your job a half of she does it

2012-03-19T16:34:00.000-07:00

Let me introduce you Nat Garvey, this gal has one of the most rewarding jobs on earth: Sex Toys Tester, yeah srly, Nat (24) receive every week ~~a package~~ a box plenty of sex toy with their appliances with a stack of paper where she give a qualification on the performance of the equipments, then she sends back the box, wait for the next one and so on, for this job she get a paycheck of about 40k dollars.

The late husband said he’ll be back

2011-11-10T12:00:00.000-08:00

Looks like don Lucio will have a BBQ on his place. Image by {El Gris} via Flickr

At least don Lucio Yacue said that to his wife, doña Alba señora de Yacue, when he died at the tender age of 61, doña Alba then prepared everything for his come back didn’t bury him, she just told to a local funeral parlor that she wanted a very private burial ceremony at her garden, but already she only wrapped the corpse with some bed sheets and sat down waiting for the arrival of her husband.

But he does not come back, the decaying body of don Lucio start to expel a sweet odor, the whole block storm into a complaining mass on it, some people of the government arrived to the Yacue home and the rest is history.

The drama happen at the small town of La Umbría, Colombia.

In Russia lolis rape you

2011-09-23T20:11:00.000-07:00

There are some... interesting night clubs for kids at Russia.

Oh yeah, that's true, there isn't any trick here.
Sure!

Summarizing:

Do you know her?

2011-07-17T13:14:00.000-07:00

Then tell her that her camera its ok.

Thnx for be nice. :)

She loss her camera aparently during her vacations, but someone find it and create a Facebook give it her back.

Oh, hai.

BTW, the FB group is here.

Lego bricks were sh…

2011-06-28T16:33:00.000-07:00

Some fuckers at Legoland¹ decided to have some lulz on Monday morning by playing a prank on the amusement park's general manager.

Those MF replaced the Volvo of his boss with brick version of his car using around more than 200k Lego bricks.

The prank was so awesome that their boss forgiven them and even there are some people who believes that this prank was in fact some kind of Guerrilla MKT fad. Very plausible, ¿can you think that these guys just thought: “Monday morning, first to do: Make a Volvo XC90 with Lego bricks”?

Anyway, the car is a masterpiece.

¹ Not confuse with Legolas.

Etiquetas de Technorati: prank,lulz,Lego,marketing guerrilla

Where on the earth I am?

2011-06-21T16:40:00.000-07:00

Uy. Image by αℓєχαи∂яα via Flickr

The chances seems to indicate that you lil’ homie.

Basically an emperor penguin finished at a NZ shore after a wild party.

Partyvan tyme!

2011-06-07T13:58:00.000-07:00

Ah, this should be the famous Party Van AV8PIX Christopher Ebdon via FlickrTechEye get this info about how one in four US hackers are in fact FBI grass, turning the security and crack US escena into nuthouse of paranoia and mistrust.

So if you're a hacker, trust no one.

Racism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs

2011-06-07T13:30:00.000-07:00

Image by peterkellystudios via FlickrRacism, anti-semitism, fascism, and The Smurfs - Boing Boing: From the creators of How to Read Donald Duck.
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The Rape Stove

2011-06-07T13:17:00.000-07:00

The kitchen never was so hot, mwahahahaha.

2011-05-31T14:45:00.001-07:00

When we wake up...

2011-05-21T19:33:00.000-07:00

NO JESUS, I DON’T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN

This blog was still here (like all of us).

Holly cow

2011-05-02T17:23:00.000-07:00

D8 Image via WikipediaAccording to this, a nutty guy walked in 4 feet into a market in a cow costume, take some milk (26 gallons or 92 bucks, what you prefer) and then he just ran out of the place, too bad that police were around.

Sweet Puzzy Killyah

2011-04-21T00:38:00.000-07:00

Image by Smath. via FlickrIn Brazil, at the town of Sao José do Rio Preto, a denizen was about to dying like a total n00b since his girlfriend, insteat to told him "It's not about you, it's about me", she though that could be funnier kill him in an original fashion:

1.- She put poison into her privates.
2.- She invited her boyfriend to her home.
3.- She said: "Eat me fothermucker"
4.- ????
5.- Free at last!!!

But this guy noted the unnatural smell expeled from the Y and rapidly go to a doctor, zeh doctor washed his stomach and Police arrived to the home of the girl to ask some questions.

A forever-lasting memory

2011-03-28T14:35:00.001-07:00

Eric Cantona, one of the finest football players of the 90’s and the second greatest troll on this sport (only behind Maradona) claim that his most joyful memory of his career was that one when he gave to a Crystal Palace ~~faggot~~ fan a kung fu kick.

Be careful about your pranks

2011-03-26T22:52:00.000-07:00

An unsuccessful troll named Matthew Wade Douglas Jr. was pwned all the way by The Man in this fashion:

The unsuccessful troll make some calls to the 911claiming that, althought he took hard sex in a large quantity from his girlfriend, he couldn't relax his tool because of the massive amount of viagra that he do and gave the direction of his XGF.

SUCKER!

The emergency services arrived to the exgirlfriend's home and she obviously didn't have an idea of what happen, but then one of the paramedicals asked for a record of the prank call, she listen it and recognised her not-so-beloved ex's voice.

You can figure it out the rest.

This explain a lot of things

2011-03-25T13:21:00.000-07:00

Ура Товарищ! Image by LostBob Photos via FlickrI stole it shamelessly from Teh Daily Telegraph, and I quote:

Beer to be classified as alcohol for first time in Russia.

Since this spring has arrived in a very warm fashion, I fell some envy of the russians because... man, can you imagine a massive country where beer is was a special sort of beverage just like colas, teas and cool coffees?

The whole articule is over here >>.

Take this you evil blogger!

2011-03-16T09:25:00.000-07:00

It would be a great idea get the paypal count of this blogger to make some donations and avoid this grim destiny for him WikipediaDamn guises, this weeks were like hell over here, but at least we have chicken we're not laying on Libya or Japan, so lets began.

According with some friends of mine, this world is even more close to the total destruction since a blogger is guilty because he told the true.

The blogger, named Johnny Northside Hoff, wrote on his blog about guy named Jerry Moore and linked him in a "high-profile mortgage fraud". Due to this post Jerry got fired and then he sued Johnny, a Jury in Hennepin County agree with Jerry and now Johnny owe 35k bucks for lost wages and $25k bucks for emotional distress. (The Heck...!)

Note that the blogger had evidence of his accusations and could prove his statements, but this Jury was more concerned about the mental health of Jerry.

Guises, this world is running out of luck, specially the States. :/

Why the gossip shows?

2011-02-27T11:54:00.000-08:00

To much for guys like this one Image via Wikipedia

Because -according to The Wall Street Journal, February 7, 2011- those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in "theory and practice of shampooing," including a study of "neck anatomy."

Also, in California you will need a year-long training to be a barber, in Alabama a 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist license and in Michigan you need 500 practice hours for performing massages.

With regulations like those, you can explain yourself why TMZ.

Sniffers dogs usually fail

2011-02-07T15:59:00.000-08:00

According to a 2010 Chicago Tribune public-records examination of suburban Chicago traffic-stop drug searches, they found a funny fact: that sniffer dogs are usually wrong; a 56 percent of all positive signals by dogs yielded no contraband and also the 73 percent failure if the driver was Hispanic.

What would intails this? Have dogs a biased and/or opinated way to do their job or it's just that hispanics tend to smell like drugs because of some enviromental reasons?

Butthurt in Mexico

2011-02-02T09:52:00.000-08:00

During the BBC’s show Top Gears, their hosts make some fun on Mexicans:

Nothing to add

2011-01-29T22:35:00.000-08:00

Why should I?

(New York, NY) -- The founder of WikiLeaks says he enjoys seeing banks on edge, thinking they may be the next targets of his website.

In an interview on CBS TV's "60 Minutes," Julian Assange says, quote, "I think its great. We have all these banks squirming, thinking maybe it's them." CBS released a partial transcipt ahead of Sunday's broadcast of the interview.

Assange has published U.S. diplomatic and military secrets. He told "60 Minutes" that he expects U.S. retaliation but that the American government is incapable of taking down his website.

Assange talked with "60 Minutes" reporter Steve Kroft who spent two days with him on the grounds of the private residence in England where he is under house arrest.

Assange is trying to block attempts to extradite him to Sweden to answer allegations of sexual assault.

(Copyright 2011 by VERTEXNews/Newsroom Solutions)

Super Mobile City Åndalsnes

2011-01-25T13:36:00.001-08:00

According to this, a construction firm named Jagnefält Milton plans to move a whole city –Åndalsnes- to another place because they denizens have a very nasty winter.
This project didn’t win the contest about what to do with Åndalsnes, but amazed its people (population: around 2 200 inhabitants). The plan consist in houses being moved on railways to a less vulnerable place, nice for them.

The idea in a nutshell.

Rednecks issues

2011-01-24T11:34:00.000-08:00

Hurr Hurr Hurr Image by Getty Images via @daylifeThat's right, pals.

According BayNews9.com at St. Petersburg, Joe Capes and Ronald Richards, denizen of the fancy trailer-park named Safety Harbor, Florida, were fighting each other when the sheriff's deputies arrived to the place and removed Capes for assaulting Richards.

Why this righteous pair were bitterly feuded? Because they're arguing over whether the late country singer Conway Twitty was gay. [

Fail through the win

2011-01-20T08:52:00.000-08:00

No caption needed

As you probably know it, Australia suffers the worst floods in XX years, yeah? Well a couple –both 19 years old- was in trouble when the Yarra River (this is Victoria, close to Melbourne) rolls on them. In their hazardous situation they used a blow-up doll that, how great is God, they had on hand as a flotation device.
They were rescued.

USA guys, WTF?

2011-01-15T19:24:00.000-08:00

Honestly, why you're letting your country burns pointlessly?

Some time ago, I read about this trend: Dumb people are prompter to have babies (and tend to have more) than smart people.

Soon USA will be Latin America and Europe, Eurabia.

LULZ

Enjoy the Pic.

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