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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2013 14:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #569:  You may not nurse and drink from your sippy cup at the exact same time.   Thanks, Marcia N.]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2013 14:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #568:  If you&#8217;ve sat on it, you may not eat it.  &#160;  Thanks, Melissa T. &#160;]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2013 14:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #567:  Please do not steal my underwear, hide it in your pockets, and then throw it at me when I am trying to tell you a bedtime story. Thanks.   Thanks, Celeste J. (the meanest big sister in the whole &#8230; <a href="https://meanestmommy.com/2013/08/08/rule-567/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2013 15:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #566:  I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words.  &#160;  Thanks, Jennifer M. &#160;]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2013 14:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #565:  Fighting bad guys is tough work. You have to be smart, innovative, and quick-thinking. While your idea for stopping the enemy with Booger Bullets is surely an effective form of attack, you&#8217;re still not allowed to pick your &#8230; <a href="https://meanestmommy.com/2013/08/02/rule-565/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Rule #564</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2013 13:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #564:  When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth. &#160;  ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Rule #563</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2013 12:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #563:  It is not okay for you to roll down the car window, yell &#8220;Hey&#8221; at the people outside, and then roll up your window and make it look as if mommy was the one that yelled.   Thanks, Julie &#8230; <a href="https://meanestmommy.com/2013/07/15/rule-563/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Rule #562</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2013 12:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #562:  When Mom is taking a nap on the couch and you want her to turn on Transformers, don&#8217;t set the remote on her face when your big sister sitting two feet away from you perfectly capable of turning &#8230; <a href="https://meanestmommy.com/2013/07/11/rule-562/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Rule #561</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jul 2013 12:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #561:  Just to be clear, trying to pinch your brother&#8217;s scrotum with the kitchen tongs will earn you a time out.   Thanks, MaryAnn N.]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2013 13:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Rule #560:  Telling me you had a nightmare where I killed you, in order to get back at me for being angry when you spilled water on my head, is not going to get you cuddles. &#160;  Thanks, Renee C. &#8230; <a href="https://meanestmommy.com/2013/07/09/rule-560/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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