Medical Joke

Hooking a Good Samaritan

RetroSorteR — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 05:00:16 +0000

A good deed never goes unpunished. Will these guys be less likely to be good Samaritans in the future? A large specific deterrent effect of arrest for patronizing a prostitute. Arresting clients of prostitutes can reduce the likelihood of a subsequent arrest by 70%. More Medical Joke Posts:Good-Enough Sex ModelHow Long Does It LastHands-Only CPRFriends [...]

The World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon

Stitches — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:50:25 +0000

The Onion: World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100 Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best – performing surgery on the human brain. Take a good look at his medical school diploma from 1930… “For the treatment of bad humors of the brain.” More Medical Joke Posts:Placebo Television 3World Toilet DayStroke And The [...]

Upskirt Prank on Radio

RetroSorteR — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:41:20 +0000

A sexy secretary with a great ass (gluteus maximus) inspires very interesting male facial expressions. No jaw-dropping allowed! More Medical Joke Posts:Autopsy PrankSexy Nurse for HiccupsI hear the radioSexy ReflexFlawed Physicians

Remote Sex

RetroSorteR — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:23:16 +0000

Never lose the remote for the TV! More Medical Joke Posts:Mad German Doctor DanceFriends With BenefitsFeel Young AgainCamel Milk for HealthHands-Only CPR

Sexy New Lara Croft Model

RetroSorteR — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:10:43 +0000

Tomb Runner – Lana Craft. Say goodbye to Tomb Raider – Lara Croft More Medical Joke Posts:Good-Enough Sex ModelSexy Nurse for HiccupsSexy ReflexUpskirt Prank on RadioMiss Anorexia Australia

FDA Approves Depressant Drug

Stitches — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:55:28 +0000

From The Onion: Despondex is a treatment for the annoyingly cheerful. Some prefer natural treatments such as a diet of corn syrup and white bread combined with a total lack of exercise. More Medical Joke Posts:Camel Milk for HealthMad German Doctor DanceHow To Put On A CondomAcute WiiitisMRI Sex Tape

99 Words for Boobs

RetroSorteR — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:50:28 +0000

This version is more uplifting than 99 Luft Balloons. Word number 100 would be breasts. More Medical Joke Posts:I feel like a spoonStroke And The Three NunsHoney I'm HomeBubblegum boobsTalk About Curing Autism?

French Anti Kama Sutra

Stitches — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:31:47 +0000

This version of the Kama Sutra is actually an Anti Kama Sutra. It is very safe sex because no other precautions are required to protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS, chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis. Anti Kama Sutra – StopThinkingAboutSEX.com More Medical Joke Posts:Anti Kama SutraS.O.S S.T.I Sex GameDon Juan FracturesNip/Tuck PerfectionCarrot Juice [...]

How Long Does It Last

RetroSorteR — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 02:58:45 +0000

How to find a good doctor with good reflexes? Can he focus on the job? Very funny medical check up: More Medical Joke Posts:Good-Enough Sex ModelHooking a Good SamaritanMedical Benefits of Olive OilSexy ReflexKotex Beaver

Spaceship Accident

Stitches — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:46:06 +0000

Injured By a Spacecraft? There’s a Diagnostic Code for That – WSJ Health Blog So we’ve got this patient here who was injured in this spaceship accident. You know, just a routine, uh, orbital mishap. But how do we account for that? Oh, right, it’s ICD-9 code E845 — “Accident involving spacecraft.” What the Frak?Battlestar [...]