tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600Sat, 05 Oct 2024 03:35:06 +0000videoAllergycigarettecondommedical schoolsmokingCamelsColorectal CancerDr. TurlingtonDust MiteElmoExerciseFamily GuyFrankensteinHomerIUDLactose intoleranceMcDonald'sMonty PythonMousePSAProstate exam videoSafe SexSesame streetSimpsonsSun burnTai ChiTanningThumbtanicTitanicacupunctureamputationarrhythmiaashtrayasthmacancerchildbirthcontraceptiondiabetesdigitaldisco duckevolutionfast foodheadachehearthospitaliPodinfluenzamigrainemnemonicsnon-smoking sectionpenisprostate cancerresearchrobottastetattoourineuteruswesternDoctor jokes, funny medical jokes. Anatomically correct medical humor.http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-5137925560664907399Tue, 24 Mar 2015 11:52:00 +00002015-03-24T09:06:07.286-04:00CamelscancercigarettesmokingCigarette smoking doctors seen on YouTube: "In the late 1940s and early 1950s, RJ Reynold Tobacco Company featured doctors as Camel smokers in commercials in order to ease consumer fears about smoking." http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/what-cigarette-do-you-smoke-doctor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-8063481128247704974Tue, 24 Mar 2015 02:08:00 +00002015-03-23T09:40:30.022-04:00contraceptioniPodIUDuterusHypothesis: The small size of the Apple's iPod shuffle, low cost and its ubiquitousness among fertile young women would makes it a perfect device to use as an intrauterine device (IUD) contraceptive. The Future: Future updates of the iPod shuffle should incorporate wireless electromagnetic battery charging and wireless syncing to also allow for the long term use of the shuffle as a music http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/ipod-shuffle-iud-hack-and-proof-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-4344319453323226357Wed, 12 Nov 2014 11:50:00 +00002015-03-23T22:52:08.071-04:00evolutionHomerSimpsons"Homer evolves from a single cell organism into a couch potato." Video: The Simpsons - Homer Evolution The Future of Man-How Will Evolution Change Humans? - www.scientificamerican.com "The fossil record of skull sizes over the past several thousand generations shows that our days of rapid increase in brain size are long over. Accordingly, most scientists a few years ago would have taken thehttp://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/simpsons-homer-evolution.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-9088326043839341084Sun, 09 Nov 2014 12:30:00 +00002015-03-23T13:34:43.584-04:00condomYou desire for sex with multiple partners?Just join a dance troop and use different colored condoms.http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/11/condom-song.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-3284751480351864031Wed, 05 Nov 2014 12:15:00 +00002015-03-24T08:44:54.993-04:00ElmoinfluenzaSesame streetHappy and Healthy on Sesame Street: "Elmo and Gordon offer their flu prevention tips on staying happy and healthy. These videos help kids practice habits such as washing their hands and sneezing into their elbow. More flu into at http://www.flu.gov This video was produced in partnership with the Ad Council and Sesame Workshop." Video: Elmo FLU PSA http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/11/elmo-flu-prevention-psa.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-4051715518572123702Mon, 27 Oct 2014 02:50:00 +00002015-03-23T13:44:26.457-04:00Sun burnTanningWhy use a tanning bed when you could just as easily get a tan at home. Indoor Tanning Isn't Pretty by the Canadian Dermatology Association : http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2011/10/sun-burn-joke.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-6994127964178994908Tue, 14 Oct 2014 02:22:00 +00002015-03-23T14:32:53.523-04:00AllergyLactose intoleranceMouse Lactose intolerance is not an allergy! It is an enzyme deficiency, http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2011/10/mouse-allergy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-1573674630435196836Wed, 24 Sep 2014 20:25:00 +00002015-03-24T08:49:55.517-04:00amputationThumbtanicTitanicvideoMore from Titanic with apologies to Celine Dion and My Heart Will Go On. Video: Thumbtanic: My Heart is a Thumb. The thumb contrasts with each of the other four by being the only digit that:    Is opposable to the other four fingers    Has two phalanges rather than three    Has greater breadth in the distal phalanx than in the proximal phalanx&http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/04/my-thumb-will-go-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-767628919453331568Sat, 13 Sep 2014 11:00:00 +00002015-03-24T08:57:54.289-04:00diabetesmedical schooltasteurineThe Importance Of Observation In Medicine: It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine." He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of Urine. He then talked at length about Diabetes mellitus. "Diabetes," he said, "is a greek name; but the http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/sweet-urine.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-1233760379629044215Sat, 06 Sep 2014 23:07:00 +00002015-03-24T08:57:01.654-04:00Dr. TurlingtontattooWhat is the best way to remove a tattoo? Is laser tattoo removal the best way to remove your unwanted tattoo? In the United States, about 17% of people with tattoos experience some regret. (Wikipedia Tattoo Removal) Video: Dr. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover - SNL http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/09/dr-turlingtons-lower-back-tattoo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-3291750791543148251Wed, 13 Aug 2014 11:06:00 +00002015-03-24T08:57:27.310-04:00McDonald's Video: Indian ad for Mcdonald's with Doctor. Did the doctor just prescribe a Mcdonald's sandwich? http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/08/indian-mcdonald-doctor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-8729915292570088636Wed, 16 Jul 2014 09:58:00 +00002015-03-24T08:59:33.606-04:00fast foodresearchThe Onion - "Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food." Video: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-humans-will-eat.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-1576064106911138705Mon, 23 Jun 2014 10:16:00 +00002015-03-23T13:41:51.307-04:00acupuncturevideoWhat is acupuncture? I hope acupuncture (with or without moxibustion) isn't a dangerous medical procedure? http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/acupuncture-risks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-7322394591273968820Thu, 01 May 2014 11:58:00 +00002015-03-23T14:38:09.136-04:00digitalFamily Guyprostate cancer A rectal examination is commonly called a prostate exam.http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-not-to-die-of-prostate-cancer.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-1455820793432368534Mon, 28 Apr 2014 11:57:00 +00002015-03-23T16:40:44.203-04:00childbirthMonty PythonBirth according to Monty Python and The Meaning of Life... "Doctor: [to husband] I'm sorry, only people involved are allowed in here." http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2009/06/fetus-frightening-room.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-6502690785230051464Sat, 26 Apr 2014 10:13:00 +00002015-03-23T14:27:46.134-04:00Prostate exam videoPSAwesternA humorous montage of old westerns explaining the digital rectal exam and the PSA blood test. "...because it telegraphs potential prostate problems." http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/01/prostate-exam-western.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-7328679803737588875Fri, 25 Apr 2014 09:18:00 +00002015-03-24T09:08:26.970-04:00Tai ChiTai Chi is a good exercise for health but it can be very dangerous when used in combat. "Just when you thought Tai Chi was for balance and relaxation, we bring you Tai Chi Masters" Video: Tai Chi Masters Battle http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/tai-chi-masters.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-962109964366129973Mon, 21 Apr 2014 11:54:00 +00002015-03-23T14:41:47.782-04:00asthmaExerciseJust take your medicine and you could do anything! Exercise can be a trigger for asthma. Asthmatics should not avoid exercise. Exercise is recommended to keep your lungs in good shape. http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2010/04/jasmine-has-asthma.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-7241031549268011894Sat, 19 Apr 2014 09:47:00 +00002015-03-23T14:31:12.810-04:00arrhythmiadisco duckheartArrhythmias are disorders of the heart's normal pattern of rhythmic beating. The dance in this video progressively gets funnier and funnier. It is a very educational visual representation of cardiac dysrhythmias. Previous video with disco music is no longer available. "Dr. John C. Grammar died on April 19, from complications following open-heart surgery."http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/07/disco-duck-dysrhythmias.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-8332683943038227251Fri, 11 Apr 2014 13:46:00 +00002015-03-24T08:38:06.002-04:00AllergyDust MiteAllergens from the house dust mite are a major source of indoor allergies. The dust mite is a microscopic arachnid that does not bite humans. It needs a humid environment to thrive and it is found in upholstery, bedding and carpeting. It feeds on human and animal dander (dead skin, hair). http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2010/04/mighty-dust-mite.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-2261506359333442043Thu, 27 Mar 2014 14:45:00 +00002015-03-23T16:53:39.718-04:00robotThis graphic video demonstrates the birth of a robot baby as seen on the Discovery channel. Pregnant Robot http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2010/03/birth-of-robot-baby.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-2618388846951537769Wed, 05 Mar 2014 06:43:00 +00002015-03-24T08:38:56.247-04:00cigarettesmokingFor a really successful party, don't forget Nico Breeze! An average cigarette yields about 2 mg of absorbed nicotine http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2010/03/nico-breeze-party.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-4156641147755853984Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:17:00 +00002010-04-09T06:17:00.389-04:00headachemigraineA migraine is a severe headache with symptoms such as nausea, photophobia and sonophobia but it should not cause an exploding head. Related Link: Migraine Headachehttp://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2010/04/bad-headache-commercial.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-8950619457434163411Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:30:00 +00002015-03-23T22:44:25.245-04:00Colorectal CancerAd for the Colorectal Cancer Association of Canada. Watch your butt? http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2010/03/watch-your-butt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8108705727981945600.post-8865184255634064422Sat, 03 Oct 2009 10:05:00 +00002010-04-12T10:39:12.280-04:00medical schoolmnemonicsMedical students use humorous medical mnemonics to remember their anatomy. These medical mnemonics are often bizarre and sexual, making them easier to remember. The eight bones of the wrist: Scaphoid, Lunate, Triquetrum, Pisiform, Trapezium, Trapezoid, Capitate, Hamate. Some Lovers Try Positions That They Cannot Handle. The four branches of the facial nerve: Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, http://mymedjokes.blogspot.com/2008/03/funny-medical-mnemonics.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0