Megaboom!!

Interview with Author Jon Finkel

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 04:11:00 +0000

This week we sit down with Jon Finkel, columnist for the New York Times, GQ and Muscle and Fitness Magazine, amongst others to talk about his new book The Three Dollar Scholar which you can and should pick up at thethreedollarscholar.com and on Amazon

Oh the Standups You Meet

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:31:09 +0000

Eliana gets a little advice on her act. Legos are for everyone, finally. Town of the week is back. And a car for the dumbest among us. Bonus points for anyone who can correct the Bruce Springsteen lyrics somewhere in the episode!

Church of Cat Dreams

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 00:57:22 +0000

Happy Valentines day! We have a V-day gift guide, the return of 80's Movie or Nay Ye Screwy, and discuss birth control. Sexy. Starfire Water, thirst the fire!

It Takes a Ghost Village

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:12:31 +0000

Lars explodes some karaoke, a team of ghost jocks terrorize a small
Wisconsin town, the economy improves even though the Megaboom!!
Finance team cannot explain why, and Brent is a huge disappointment.
Souls are crushed, today on Megaboom!!

Hold On It's My Fanny Pack

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:33:23 +0000

Lars goes to the beer store. Eliana secedes from Lady Congress. America's institutions of higher learning are censoring their comedy - but only for the fairer sex. Donald Trump is back in the news and cats...with carbs

Breast of Drawers

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 23:18:28 +0000

This week we find out about a mummified cat in England, Brent and Eliana try to figure out what used to be on TV, Newt wins his first primary elections and boobs boobs boobs.

Turtle Atlas

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:37:17 +0000

President jokes, listeners respond to Eliana's murder of the Least Important News Story of the Week, we get kicked out of bar, the Middle East has a press, and a lottery ticket proves geographically telling.

Gym Buddy

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:43:49 +0000

Brent gets used to his new life at the hotel. Lars gets used to his new life applying for temp jobs. Argentines get used to being stereotypes of themselves and Eliana gets used to Noah and Lars' incessant yammering about politics.

Death of LINS

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:48:28 +0000

The beloved Least Important News Story of the Week heads to the chopping block after Eliana has one of her "moods." In other news Brent and Noah are old and sore, congress tries to explode the online, and France has another great idea.

A Piece of Twine with a GED

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:41:20 +0000

Brent's love life takes a turn for the expected, stand up and Sears, Castro endorses a presidential candidate and Eliana makes a fantastic new friend. Megaboom!! like we never left

Power Top

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:38:10 +0000

Eliana regales us with stories of the car show circuit, the Megaboom!! fashion report, gay gay Salt Lake city, and Europe's credit rating drops. Finally, ostriches dig humans.

Congratulations Dr. Matt

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 04:32:41 +0000

Brent is dressing appropriately. Just like he laughs. Lars learns about a whole new genre of music. To him. The Mexican Warlock makes predictions. Again. Cheetah is dead. Or is he? Can Brent be internationally horrific? Probably not. Is it Megaboom!!?? Yes. Yes it is.

Deductive Reasoning

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:02:53 +0000

Back for the New Year with special guest Kevin Pedersen who reviews the Rose Parade floats at 4am and uncovers Noah's racism on a trip to South Africa. Kim Jong Il dies, Virgin airlines is better than having glass thrown in your eyes and venus fly traps are not from space. Happy 2012!

It's the Reasure for the Siezure

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:18:46 +0000

It's the holiday season so please enjoy our holiday episode filled with merry homeless people, holly wrongful termination suits, and jolly atheist nativity scenes. Remember, cats are dirty meat. See you in 2012 everyone!

Just Like Sleepless in Seattle

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:00:00 +0000

Ever tasted SR 960432? You'll be surprised to find out that you have. In other things to worry about, the French prostitutes union is up in arms, and not just those of their Johns, Brent's apartment floods and he is unable to buy beer, and a Pennsylvania man fakes his mothers death.

I Like Hand

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 02:01:51 +0000

It's Noah's birthday, let's celebrate. And let's do it with the Queen of England, who isn't making as much money as she used to be and with the Kepler ship searching for far away planets. We'll also get to the massive uprising in Russia and make sure you stay tuned until the end when you find out what Lars really thinks of military grade meals. It's the most wonderful time of the year. At least that's what they tell us.

Farm Dust Bill Sings!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:50:57 +0000

Lars has a song in his heart today and soon it will be in yours, like a musical heartworm. Eliana drinks too much, Lars looks afraid, and Farm Dust Bill has a hoe down. Also, Merkel attempts to succeed where Bismark and Hitler failed. Good get 'em Iron Chancellor!

Ebelskivers

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 02:57:06 +0000

Noah gets a shave, Lars eats a horse, Eliana is bored of Napster and Brent is also there. TGIM.

Biggest Goose in the Window

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:59:10 +0000

Join us for an exclusive interview with Rep. Barney Frank. Also in this episode- Boy Cascada is great right guys? Sandstorm anyone? Baby you're all that I want. How about that movie "Dragnet" where those two brothers in black suits and sunglasses have to get the band back together but keep getting attacked by aliens and caddies? You know "Dragnet." Eliana explains why girls like Vespas and Suadi Arabia explains why women can't drive (guess what? the reason is asinine). Also, we discuss Occupy L.A, the new car game Ghost vs. Gold, and the new LL Bean catalogue.

The Japanese Are So Good at Robo Things

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:43:02 +0000

Eliana has a new job- she is either a car show girl or a mermaid, only Lars can decide. Pakistan censors texts and a drunk man is afraid of the police, but calls them repeatedly. Putin wins a peace prize for going to war and Eliana sees a dog. Also a robotic bear pillow.

Coroner Picnic

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:49:11 +0000

Congress is less popular than Castro, Pizza is a vegetable, and Eliana is a beard. PETA protests dead Tanukis and Eliana refuses a dead squirrel's cash.

Clouds with Mouths

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:51:58 +0000

Brent tries internet dating but settles for a Thunderbolt port. Looking for a bomb shelter home away from home? We have the reviews you need to make an informed decision. Lars writes a letter to a spider in cabinate, Greece accepts the bail out, the infidelity balloon, and Robin Leach hunts for aliens.

Mortal Kombat Legal Affairs

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 07:07:43 +0000

Friend of the show Patrick Baker is in the studio to celebrate the release of the new issue of The Devastator Quarterly and a look inside Mortal Kombat's legal affairs team. Brent grabs a dead crow out of grease trap and Herman Cain grabs something inappropriate (maybe). Kris and Kim Kardashian break-up and Lars steps on a gross pumpkin.

Back to the Integrity of the Taco

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:45:30 +0000

Noah's sad fortune cookies, Chinese communist TV, American communist pot smokers and Scottish boy scouts.* It's the post spook-tacular spook-tacular.

* - level of communisim not yet determined.

I'm a Donkey Your Worship

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 04:09:27 +0000

Brent is back, turns out he's dead; Moyo sleeps with a prostitute, turns out it's a donkey; and we do a spooky Mad-Libs. Plus a scary Big News Story- Germany! Also, clowns and home-made guillotines. Happy Halloween everyone!

The Megaboom Minute (Or 3)

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 06:41:10 +0000

Here's what happened guys: some sort of massive technical difficulty caused us to lose most of this episode's recording. No one knows exactly what happened. Let's say it was a power surge. That sounds official. So please accept deepest apologies from the Megaboom!! cast as well as our 6th generation iMac and enjoy our soothing voices as we discuss the rapture that wasn't. All in 180 seconds or less.

Hecka Musics

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:49:00 +0000

Eliana and Kevin visit the spookhouse, convict firefighters hold some pockets, the Wall Street protesters are threatened with eviction and the best biology teacher/freestyle rapper in the business. Make today a Megaboom!! Day.

The Pasta Water of Video Rentals

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 02:00:00 +0000

Brent is gone but fear not he is replaced by Kevin Pedersen of Reppinthevault.com and new contributor Cole Entress--biology teacher extraordinaire. We take on the trials and tribulations of Netflix, find out about Kevin's honeymoon and tackle the intrigue of Iranian Kutz forces. Boom Boom Boom. Everybody say way-o. Way-o!

Keep the Cap On

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 02:45:00 +0000

It's never too early to start thinking about your halloween costume or possibly your Halloween hayride of choice. The Amish among us who shun halloween are getting violent, muppets are getting poorer and spoiler alert! Brent likes science. Please help those in need and check this week's very special Megaboom!!

New Footloose, New USSR

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 06:26:59 +0000

Noah sees a lady shaving not on Whitney and Sadam doubles are forced into pornography. In the North Putin reboots the USSR. Like the "Footloose" remake only with more rusty tanks. Eliana explains breast slapping enlargement therapy. Finally we misunderstand foreign culture.

Between a Sea Org and a Hard Place

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:02:33 +0000

Have you ever noticed how unpleasant it is to be interrupted when you're eating pie? Brent has. We also find out how the orthodox Jewish basketball team did in Milwaukee (spoiler alert! not well). And Walmart, Walmart, Walmart! Have you Megaboom!!ed today?

Janus Cat

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 05:07:00 +0000

A two headed cat, aimless protests, anger at the internet, a very old tree says goodbye, and Andy Rooney's final broadcast,

Alligator Across State Lines

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Dog trouble at home. Ginger trouble at Cryobank. Owl trouble on the roof. And butter trouble on the border. All that plus the pop-o-matic bubble this week on Megaboom!!

Satellite Jesus

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 03:35:49 +0000

Noah invests in beard grooming, E performs stand-up at a sober living home, Lars enjoys cats, and everyone prays to the new lord and savior Satellite Jesus.

Hakuna Matata

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 20:31:00 +0000

Eliana's whirlwind standup tour of the worst places in southern California continues. Spongebob nearly kills Lars. Brent reminises about the Lion King. And we'll decide whether your church has hookers in it thank you very much. It's Megaboom!!'s weekend spectacular. Like a spooktacular, but less scary.

No Radar Love for You

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 05:44:43 +0000

Brent does all of his grocery shopping at the IKEA, we tunnel into a Van Nuy's apocalypse porn bunker, investigate the Desperate House Wives Journey divorce, and Lars Karaoke's against the devil. Extra bonus, find out what Elizabeth Taylor ate in the '60's. Finally we beg for attention from internet celebrity David Thorne.

A Quiet Week

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 17:20:00 +0000

We find out that the drunk elk is not, in fact, the name of a Swedish professional sports team, we lose our edge to the Swiss, and how cool are Americans? Plus,men defend their beer drinking choices. It's the most cosmopolitan episode yet.

Zombocow

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 23:49:19 +0000

The future is here and it is Zombocows. (Also it is a sentiment predicting supercomputer, but mostly it is Zombocows.) Obama preempts the Thursday Night Football pre-game, Eliana has unfortunate sex, and Supermilk makes it's debute.

The Waffle House Contingency

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 22:02:52 +0000

The gang is reunited as Brent returns with stories of bees and chainsaws. The new puppies Ripsaw Jenkens and On The Eights, weigh in on the new supernova, the end of the U.S. postal service, and emotocars. Lars reveals his Secrets of FEMA (mostly waffles) and a young women has a terrible date.

It's Pronounced Rap-ay

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 03:16:00 +0000

Eliana intends to win a dumb bet about fruit. A quick check in with the ICP. Moon pizza, what are the best ways to avoid being assaulted and we go down to Florida for the town of the week. Megaboom!! it's what's happening.

Van Nuys Beautiful

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:09:00 +0000

Lars recounts a recent trip to the only South African themed restaurant in the San Fernando Valley and settles a dispute between Eliana and Noah. Brent is gone and misses the lastest statistics about America's obesity. We also say good night to hurricane Irene and find out what's going on in the hot world of geocentrism.

Adorable British Gang Violence

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:38:05 +0000

The British finally get the hang of gangs and boy is it cute. Lars writes a joke, Eliana recalls her worst stan-up set, and the Insane Clown Posse, again. Also, there is just enough time for a drooling Koala story. Don't leave Brent near the cute animals, he'll eat them all.

On With the Story Vlad

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:42:00 +0000

Noah and Eliana return from a funfilled trip to the desert complete with clowns and camels, recall elections in Wisconsin, riots in England plus an short trip to the library to read for children. Megaboom!! It's what's happening.

That's an Old Kid n' Play

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 00:33:46 +0000

While Eliana is off dating other men the maless of MB reminisce about a time before they were born, the 61 year old asthmatic swimmer fails to make it to Cuba, Obama hosts a Hip Hop BBQ, no one knows where the DOW is going, and Lars reminds us of House Parties.

No Eliana, We Did Not Want To Hear You Say That

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 22:08:01 +0000

What happens when Brent and Eliana each have a dream about the other one's death? Probably the plot to Final Destination 9. The Asian continent is back to doing weirdo science. Lars' Jets are getting back on the football field, so he gets ready to excited ready to be appropriately disappointed. And what does this episode's title refer to? Stay tuned to find out.

iCivics.Flash

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 06:11:00 +0000

The gang goes to see the 1980 classic (and by classic we mean hilarious and confusing) Flash Gordon. The peanut butter burglar and naked Alex Trebek burglar strike, the debt ceiling is falling, and Noah spends most of the show on iCivics.org.

Porn Titles When Well Pronounced

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 01:31:00 +0000

We get another trip back to the Megaboom!! mini yacht to find Noah being hauled out of the ocean. Lady Gaga has chosen to steal a classic bit from Bette Midler. A classic!! Rupert Murdoch fumbles his way through hearings before British parliament. And Lars eats a bird. Maybe.

Pikemen

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 07:49:00 +0000

What could have been a nice discussion of James Franco's non-visual art gallery, the final historic flight of the Space Shuttle, and Lars' endearing uncle, descends into filth as Eliana besmirches the most romantic day of the year (Bastille Day), invents insertable male contraception, and decides to buy a gun. Thanks a lot E.

Heaven's Velvet Rope

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 20:28:00 +0000

Today we find which is the largest auto Brent can afford, come to the defense of the lemonade stand owners everywhere and celebrate TSA groping. It's also Taiwanese stripper appreciation day. So begin appreciating. Stay tuned. You might learn something.

Snap R.I., Noah's on Patrol

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 07:03:52 +0000

Carmageddon is a bust, but whatever you do, don't squeal on Beach Cruiser. A veterinarian in Oregon does the most patriotic thing with an Eagle ever, Noah meets Santa Clause and a cult, Minnesota closes down, Canada gives a pregnant lady a ticket, and Noah burns New England.

A Pen For All Seasons

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 07:00:00 +0000

Foray Medium Tip Pen Brent continues his guest spot and helps us explore the finer points of internet searches in the south and safe sex practices in children's literature. You may also find out which one of us is in Mensa and whether or not that person likes touching. All this and more just in time for Bastille Day!

Welcome Back

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:00:00 +0000

We're back in the studio after a brief hiatus. Except for Brent. But fear not, we have found an adequate replacement. We'll let you know what we've been up to over the break as well as get into Carmageddon, breast feeding and worm hunting. All that plus, is that hippo wearing a cowboy hat? On today's Inside Edition

Star Tours - Not a Movie E

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 07:07:47 +0000

Eliana goes to a movie and is confused, Rush Limbaugh launches an ice tea brand which confuses everyone else, and the Japanese make poop meat because... well... they're Japanese. In sports news the Bruins win the Stanley Cup, forcing the Canadians to riot and finally Eliana is confused by another movie. Full circle today on Megaboom!!

Beakface

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 06:05:34 +0000

In this week's second episode we explore North Korean fine dining, underwater treasure hunting and a eulogy for a terrorist. Somehow they are all related. Lars also clues us in to what's been up with the Ultimate Warrior and Noah has some ideas about how to regrow your foreskin. All that and more on Inside Edition

Noah Stays Hydrated

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 06:55:00 +0000

Eliana goes on a dating show, Noah laments his beard, Lars eats cat food to survive and Barnie Frank gives out rat-tails in the locker room.

Suit Phase

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 06:00:15 +0000

Brent creates his own slash fiction of Small Wonder with his Roomba, we find out why Germans love the confederacy so much, keystone cops shoot at concrete--for safety--and the photo that may ruin Noah's political career finally surfaces (topical reference! Count it!)

Raspberry Noodle Pie

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 06:28:44 +0000

North Korea releases it's International Happiness Index and guess who is on top? You'll never get it. Meanwhile the Germans, lacking detectives of their own, train vultures to detect for them. Eliana goes yarn shopping and is confused how show sponsorship works. Finally we address Wiener's penis, because, we have to, right?

Horse Herpes--Alliterative Ailment

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 05:34:08 +0000

In this episode we find out about Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg trying live as his ancestors did. Deadly cucumbers come to Germany. Goodbye to Oprah--sort of. And yes, it's back, SOAP OR NOAP. Wait. SOPE OR NOPE. It's one of the two.

All (Nazi) Dogs Go To Brazil

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 30 May 2011 06:47:11 +0000

Lars returns after a long convalescent at the Clinico El Magnifico and the gang goes camping where something hilarious, then terrible happens. Also, Hitler tried to train dogs to talk.

Guest - Brian James O'Connell

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 23 May 2011 04:08:34 +0000

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Congratulation, you survived the rapture too. Special guest Brian James O'Connell of Dr. God and Tiger Pants fame joins us on the show to tell us about his new movie and the greatest break-up story of all time. We mourn the passing of Macho Man Randy Savage, avoid exploding Chinese melons, and wonder what the hell a Rumplemint is.

Legless Lizard is a Snake

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 19 May 2011 05:50:40 +0000

This show strongly encouraged by ThinkGeek.com. Noah is still at his parade and thus unable to control the increasingly inappropriate E. Raj Rajablahblah is apprehended for insider trading by Encyclopedia Brown, or was it a ficus in a suit? Lars explains when to fart and Eliana goes to a baptism.

Osama Bin Laden's Diary

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 16 May 2011 08:02:26 +0000

The long lost return of producer Mike Cioffi. In his honor Craigslist Crap is played and we discuss gambling at Chuck E. Cheese. Just witch of the animatronic characters is the vigorish? We read excerpts from Osama Bin Laden's diary and Lars wants Heelys. Is he never satisfied?

Tobaky Taxies

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 12 May 2011 15:49:47 +0000

Today, Brent has notes, Noah solves his dog problem by getting another dog, a Nigerian Prince is building his fortunes one facebook message at a time, and Texas lowers it's chewing tobacco laws. Elsewhere in the South Animal Kingdom wins the Kentucky derby and Eliana is trapped in another Pyramid scheme. Finally, a potato themed country music festival list.

Osama's Death Mother's Day Spectacular

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:42:36 +0000

Happy Mothers' Day/Osama's Death Day! To celebrate, snooty Noah goes to an Old Country Buffet, we find a dead clown in a box, Eliana makes an offensive Mother's Day list, most Americans agree Osama Bin Laden is in hell, Brits need larger bras, and Noah mouths off.

Simba's Birth Certificate

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 02 May 2011 07:09:50 +0000

The whole world rejoices in the Royal Wedding and Eliana misses it and Megaboom!! for a country music festival. Kevin fills in a suplies us with This Week in Nerds. Obama reveals his birth certificate, Arizona has a new state gun, Town of the Week, and 1 Star Reviews.

Lasers Magnifico

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 05:21:03 +0000

Clinico Magnifico is getting more aggressive with their advertising, Florida gives capes to the homeless, the very important, very royal wedding is upon us, changing dirty diapers and Earth conscious ways to celebrate Earth day. This one's for Gaya.

Prison Prom

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:25:41 +0000

Who will win prison, an extreme fear of dogs in the Tennessee State assembly, 80's Movie or Nay Ye Screwy, the president comes to visit Culver City, and Earth Day, Eliana style.

Turn Off the Soundboard

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:47:28 +0000

Brent finally addresses the fact that he can't feel emotions, Noah uses his emotions to explain why he holds a grudge against Daniel Tosh, Lars forgets to do his assignment for the show but makes up for it with his fun new phone toy. Kids may have not have maps that reflect the independence of the Congo from Belgium, but we have a laser to fight pirates and Salina Kansas is the town of the week. All that and more on this week's episode of the Shadow.

Geriatric Water World

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 07:12:50 +0000

Megaboom went to a great hipster wedding, we find out whether Noah will Trade Eliana for a knife, Brent picks the wrong girl on Facebook, and a mailman poops in your yard. In international news a 75 year old woman turns off Armenia's internet, the whole internet, while searching for copper. Like 75 year old women do. And America is laughed at by everyone when Trump continues to lead the Republican primary polls.

It's a Reference to Ron Burgandy

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 07:49:17 +0000

Patrick Baker is still with us for the back half of the week and describes the proper way to eat a Cadbury egg. We find out if it is or is not appropriate to touch breast implants before the age 14. This week in the south, and it's Baconallia at Denny's again. Remember last year's Baconallia! It was off the hook!

Patrick's Porch

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 06:01:24 +0000

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With Lars recovering at Clinico El Magnifico Patrick steps up, saves the day, and yells a lot. Brent goes to a gay bar, Noah relives his trauma in the toilet, and Eliana finds three British children with a baloon and a dream. What will happen when Glenn Beck steps down at FOX? Maybe a Pope hat. Finally, Patrick introduces us to the madness that is Yelp and we all learn a little somehting about the service on the moon.

A Brief Praise to Snake Jesus

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 07:38:16 +0000

Lars pulls off one of the biggest cons in Christian movie history by swindling a free copy of Gooby from its creators by pretending to be a retarded boy. We do an ironically fast examination of the slow internet movement that could be coming to a vegan coffee house near you. The first installment of How Far Noah Will Go For A Thing and also we meet one of a very unlikely royal watcher.

Playing Scrabble

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:49:42 +0000

Brent and Noah went to Vegas and did appropriate things with a stripper. The animal kingdom proves once again that it's terrible to be in the animal kingdom, and the Bronx Cobra is found. A new game is introduced, You Can't Get There From Here, and Noah awards a nurse award.

Pie Shooters

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 06:49:39 +0000

Due to L.A.'s inability to deal with rain, power is out in the studio. Lucky for us we have back-up equipment powered by a large wheel and the indefatigable Lars. That gives us the opportunity to discuss expensive dogs, people selling fake radiation medication, an unhappy woman in West Virginia, and Noah's continuing fight against other people's garbage.

Big Brians Smooth Penis

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 00:37:05 +0000

Did you know that the world is going to end? Apparently the crate lady does, and now Eliana will too. Lars brings us a fantastic new game with a fantastically confusing title. Atlantis is back but boring. Penis spines are no more, but still trendy. And Noah is a bit of a bull in a china shop.

Tilted ilt

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 06:29:21 +0000

Congratulations women of Los Angeles, Brent is single! Other good news - Noah is still "not" gay in public restrooms, Eliana is still jealous in Scottish Hooters, and Lars is very very awake. Lars demonstrates how awake he is during a serious discussion of the Japanese earthquake and tsunami. Also, Dental Dan's Dental Dams.

11 Day Cat

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 05:42:12 +0000

Lars and Brent saw a terrible movie (Rubber) and want to complain about it. If only they had a non regulated forum space to voice their anger... Speaking of voices, thanks to science and an overabundance of testosterone, low voiced men are perceived as more likely to cheat on their spouses. Good news for wisecracking Bronx newsies, bad news for Barry white. Noah returns with town of the week, Elaina’s brother looses his cat for 11 days, and squirrels have a picnic.

The Tall Man's Lament

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 02:04:20 +0000

A total disregard for all characteristics of a female or even feminine characteristics of people leads Brent down a dangerous path toward possible objectophilia. If you don't know what that is yet, you may not want to look it up. A political case of the pot calling the kettle fat and Lars is sick again. We hope he doesn't infect us with his whimsy (or his sinus infection).

The Couch

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 07:49:35 +0000

Noah and Eliana move in together. Round 1... FIGHT! Today the argument is about a couch, tomorrow- where their children will go to horseback riding camp, then finally why Noah hoards their friends' old Fixodent tubes (becasue he is a hoarder). Another couple fight about a gift donkey, Governer of Wisconsin Scott Walker continues to inspire Star Wars themed protest posters, and Lars muses on Nigerian cashews.

Watson Gets Some

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 08:04:03 +0000

Kevin Pedersen guest stars on another filthy filthy show. Get ready for such memorable characters as Human Centipede Art student, Horny Watson the Jeopardy computer, Old Timey Sexting Dad, and Eliana's little Birdhouse of Horrors. If this doesn't get the FCC to regulate podcasts nothing will.

Family Friendly Patrick

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 03:05:32 +0000

Patrick comes to visit and is often the case when he does, this show is dirty and offensive. Despite that handicap we work through a lot today, the Great Gatsby videogame, the flight of Wisconsin Democrats, Baby Safe Haven, and a new segment - Patrick's Week in the South.

Jokey the Camel has...

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 20:17:34 +0000

The job hunt continues for Eliana as she decides to give up platinum benefits like a salary. Now that Noah and Brent have finished reveling in the Packers’ Super Bowl victory there is time to reflect on other parts of super Sunday. Lars has an odd relationship with his car protection system. And shark attacks!

V-Day; Love, Lies, Lars, and the Real Girl

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 07:24:15 +0000

Come celebrate Valentines day with Megaboom. We start by lying to ones we love. Then buying the ones we love online. Or at least the half we can afford. Later we stop making our loves mix-tapes (cassettes are dead), and we certainly don;t take them on a honeymoon to Egypt. Finally, we bite the ones we live in bizarre role playing exercises.

Our Bog Woman Ourselves

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 08:05:43 +0000

Alright Megaboom!!ers, time for a quick game of would you rather: Brent, but he's full of rocket fuel, or a 2600 year old peat bog woman but she looks like Brent. If you said, "how could I possibly choose, I want both," you're in luck, you'll get both today. You will also hear about giant people, giant bears and giant bouncy castles. And Noah throws together a list for anyone that fancies themselves a budding John Wayne Gacy. And stay tuned to the end for the top secret surprise guest.

Super Naked Bowl Run

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 08:06:28 +0000

It's superbowl sunday and we cant wait to see Noah's friend run naked. Somewhere in Florida a rich man watches idiots zip line over his alligators. Brent and Eliana are quizzed on sports and Lars proposes a circus in Cairo. Can little boys be voted out of class? Yes, yes they can. Finally, Go Pack Go!

Of Box Forts and Bacteria

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 05:19:16 +0000

To close out the week Noah makes a poor choice of bedtime listening material, Eliana makes a poor choice of possible employment, Lars makes a poor choice of chicken restaurant (or at least someone does), but Brent chooses wisely. "This is the cup of a carpenter," he says. Think about it! Also Craigslist Crap's triumphant return.

Mud Golem

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:01:47 +0000

Our first day in the new studio! Don't you love that new studio/old mid-level ambulance distributor's office smell? We start the show by hazing Lars and his miserable foot-loving Jets. He repays us with the coolest dinosaur ever. We discuss Tunisia and KFC's and try to understand why Eliana's mom keeps making mud golems in the house.

Steampunk Palin

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 07:10:37 +0000

Brent buys his first comic book at the age of 26. Next week he's going to TP the neighbors. We learn why Dominoes Pizza ought to have an HR department. It's official, Americans are too fat to walk safely. And the Chinese President comes too America and everyone is really nice to him! Just kidding. They use racist caricatures because they think everyone that doesn't talk like them sounds stupid. All that and Lars might eat a whole pig (or maybe not!) on today's Megaboom!!

Can't Wait

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 08:07:53 +0000

Noah is taking Eliana out to the hot-flashiest show in town, the Palm Desert Retirement Village Follies. Lars is excited to see a wholly mammoth, Brent is excited to hunt it. Bart Scott stops by to get excited and sunflowers lose their mind. Finally Eliana finds a new way to meet Just-For-Men models.

McBoob, Service Cat

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 06:48:00 +0000

Brent is hungover after doing a late night comedy set. Lars is hungover from watching Moulin Rouge. A wizard is hung over consorting with genies. Marmelade is hanging on for dear life in appetite shifting Britain. And Lars wont drink poop coffee. Also, Detective Larry McBoob, service cat!

Agony of Da-Feet

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 08:02:00 +0000

Yes. It is a bad play on words. We are aware. Noah. And today you will enjoy both feet and bad word play courtesy of Brent and a Burger King customer. Everyone learns that Lars is a long suffering Jets fan who also has a robust knowledge of foot fetishes. We will answer the question of whether or not Eliana's tears are hot or not, oh and also birdpacolypse!

Hans Gets the Lingonberries

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:31:26 +0000

Brent and Noah begin the show with terrible hang-overs following a night of their favorite Anderson Cooper based drinking game. Then we learn about a very smart dog and its very lazy trainers while Noah introduces the new MegaMillions lottery winner. Meanwhile at the hall of justice/Congress, the House continues to read the constitutions. Luckily two angry Swedish men distract us by fighting with shovels. Finally Eliana tries to tell a story, but Noah tells a better one. Face.

Lizard Tree

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 08:19:16 +0000

Happy New Year Everyone! Megaboom!! is back and ready for 2011. For this episode we took the opportunity to pause and reflect on the the end of 2010. Eliana reflected on how much falling Lizards sound like marauding Cubans. Lars reflected on the NASCAR Cafe with the help of 107 oz of beer. Noah reflected on mail order brides on vacation. Brent jumped over a fire. And yes, MajelelaZeZeDiamond reflected on her coronation as Queen of Vagina.

No Ear Plugs in Prison

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 10:05:32 +0000

So, good news and bad news. The good news is the countdown to Christmas is on. That means time with family during which you're not allowed to pick hairs out of your food because, come on, it's your mother's hair, and Christmas parades where drunkards attack people driving floats for no good reason in the spirit of the baby Jesus. But the bad news is China is beating us badly in test taking. If you have a child in school you're probably aware of this as your Jason has come home crying after his classmate, Xiang Zao Ping, made fun of him for not getting a 147% on the last standardized test. Time to step up Jason. On an unrelated note, Noah watched porn for work, making his parents prouder than ever. Happy middle of December everyone.

Come On Everybody Let's Float!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:24:16 +0000

The show is about an absurd thing Mormons do. No not that. Not that one either. Ew, gross, no way dude, definitely not that. Oh yes, that one. It's also about Chinese peace prizes, the truth about Panda Bears/ Racoons, old timey racist joke books, and puppy heimlich. But most of all this show is about friendship. Or should of been, if anyone could have remembered Noah's birthday.

Megaboom!!'s Pre-Holiday Holiday Spectacular in 3-D.mp3

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 08:29:24 +0000

Eliana could not be with us during this most joyous holiday episode, but we make up for it by finally getting into our maybe serial killer's apartment to find out if his mother is real or just him in a skin suit. We also discover what qualifies as a sex crime in Sweden, debate the dangers of geese vs. spiders and engage in the 9th annual Megaboom!! secret Santa gift-a-thon. How could there be 9 years of Megaboom!! secret Santa when there has only been 1 year of Megaboom!!? It must be a Christmas miracle.

Battle Giraffe

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:50:57 +0000

Fresh from their Thanksgiving Holiday of splitting skulls (Lars), yelling at deer (Brent), playing with a cat (Noah), and keeping my bathroom floor dry (Shower Curtain Cioffi), the gang minus Eliana is back to work. First up, India's new obsession with pet owls. Later we talk to that arsenic bacteria everyone has been hearing about. Turns out a guy made of poison is sort of a jerk. Finally we get Qatarded over the world cup and other puns. Oh, and Battle Giraffe, new on Disney XD!

I'm a Handsome Man

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 19:08:14 +0000

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In this installment Lars recounts the joy of Thanksgiving in the Kenseth household and how his fat uncle did his best to lower everyone else's self-esteem. Brent learns that the real meaning of Thanksgiving are PhDs in G-strings and also learns that the real meaning of clubbing is a joy he will never experience no matter how often he throws his hands up in the air. The fantasy TV finale ends as predictably as the very special Thanksgiving episode of Mike and Molly (hint: in both cases everyone eats a whole turkey) and the Big Book of Nova Scotia Joking ends as predictably as the very special Thanksgiving episode of Mike and Molly (hint: see earlier hint). Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Planes, Trains, Or Automobiles

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 06:35:43 +0000

Megaboom!! celebrates that very important American holiday, preThanksgiving with a very special Planes, Trains and Automobiles episode.* But without the trains. Is it as bad to take the bus in Los Angeles as everyone says it is? It turns out that yes, yes it is. Richard Branson makes a return visit to the studio to tell us about a racecar and airline related bet he lost. The new TSA crosses the line from security screening that doesn't stop terrorists to sexual assault that also doesn't stop terrorists. And who or what...or who is Mr. Editing.

* - In loving memory of John Candy's character from Cool Runnings.

Beard Etting

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:47:59 +0000

Pop quiz listeners: A large man with a hat featuring a woman on her hands and knees prepared to receive your seed and shaded with confederate colors was forced to eat his own beard following an argument over the price of a riding lawnmower. This man is from what state?

A) Mississippi

B) South Carolina

C) Kentucky

You probably thought we were going to put in a bunch of joke answers and then go "duh, he's from the south." NO! Come on. We're above that. But do listen as we bring good friend and resident southerner Patrick Baker to discuss all the beard etting you can stomach. In more serious news, porpoises save Dick Van Dyke after he falls asleep on a surfboard, Eliana decides to look for help in a more reliable place than her old high school guidance office. And what the hell is flunning and why is Noah good at it?

Toys for Tubbs

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 06:43:02 +0000

Hello Megaboom!! listener. Did you know there's a Big Mama's House 3? If you did, you may not be our target demographic, but stay with us while we find more sequels that shouldn't, give mixed reviews to San Francisco's Happy Meal ban and head to the final four of Fantasy TV. Later we'll take sides in the epic marathon duel between a Chilean copper miner and Subway's very own Jared "I eat Kenyans. Literally" Fogel. In other news; Representative Barney Frank beats down the studio door to get a taste of pumple cake. We swear that's not what it sounds like.

Megaboom Presents: High Balls

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 05:35:45 +0000

Welcome to Megaboom!!'s election 2010 coverage. Or at least as much as we could stand. We start the show with a dream about flying cats and progress to Google and Jetskis. An election rundown is followed by noisy Sun Chip bags, insomnia, and another day in the unemplyed life of Eliana.

Fwomen in the Workplace

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 07:03:55 +0000

In today's show someone brings a baby to work. Surely this will melt Brent's icy heart. Univision is making great strides in the ratings, thanks mostly to their string of successful soap operas. They're like American soaps with the Most Interesting Man in the world playing all the lady parts. We discuss why so many janitors have PhDs and finally compare Noah to a Spanish hooker based solely on his dress.

Dog Mountain

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 06:52:23 +0000

Welcome to Megaboom!!'s spooky Halloween show. At least, as close as we're going to get this year. In this episode we discover that Eliana never trick-or-treated because in the Ukraine Halloween celebrates either race riots or nesting dolls, and Lars' family won a smurfing butt-load of costume awards. Later we interview the last Sony Walkman, and we get to the bottom of Afghani palace finances. A new game is introduced, Gentiles tell Jew Jokes (Noah wins), and we all vacation to beautiful dog mountain.

Swamp People, Got No Reason

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 07:09:37 +0000

Megaboom does the hard work of calling the History Channel to task for getting into the business of trashy reality shows as well as the hard work of criticizing the French. It's about time someone dressed those guys down. Will Noah continue his dominance in the Fantasy TV league? Perhaps. Do crocodiles cause more plane crashes than terrorists? Let's check the black box. And will Eliana's dog be forced to appear on www.beedogs.com? Find out as we also delve deep into the psyche of your humiliated, be-costumed pets.

Three Feet Wide, Russian Bride

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 01:27:20 +0000

This weekend Noah attended the PBR BullRiding championship in Vegas where he finally learned to love America. Brent spent the weekend hunting lazy ants. Eliana spent the weekend not talking about fat as part of the worst holiday ever, and Lars spent the weekend finding connections between the Oregon Ducks and Rubicon.

Also in this episode we tackle the Don't Ask, Don't Tell ruling, find out why America no longer has the worlds biggest Enchilada, and guess some Craigslist crap.

Dr. Magnifico's Bad Day

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 06:48:19 +0000

Newt Gingrich pulls a fast one on the nation's doctors but Megaboom!! is there to save our good friend Dr. Magnifico. Sort of. We put Noah and Eliana's love to the test, it fails, and Noah buys some expired deodorant. What a deal! Finally Brent decides that reggae isn't music, it has something to do with Descartes but by that point no one is listening.

Future Inc.

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 06:51:09 +0000

Great news everyone! Andy Rooney is still alive, and to prove it he's going on a diet. The Chilian miners are still alive and to prove it they're wearing sunglasses. Old people are still alive and in England they're driving 250cc Rascals. Google could care less, their new car drives itself, we recap the Fantasy TV league, and Eliana struggles with continued unemployment. Finally Noah discovers true shame when his mom has to fix his broken testicals. It's a banner crop this week on Megaboom!! Eat up!

Casual Encounters: Megaboom!! Seeking Women

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 06:00:17 +0000

Evidently Brent is the only person in North America who did not know that the casual encounters section of Craigslist is for fun, no strings attached, possibly disease free sex time. So he convinced Eliana to use it to try to find a friend. And she found many. Mostly with penises! We also gain a little perspective on Chinese dissidents and their prize winning, recap week one of the fantasy TV league, and get a visit and medical advice from probably the most inappropriately named doctor in the San Fernando Valley.
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Guardians of Go-ooaaallll!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 07:01:08 +0000

In today's show, Stan Lee has finally found a medium where he can excel, no not comics, the NHL. If the keystone cops ran the FBI they might be doing a better job than the agents in today Law Enforcement round-up, and another round of Apple Reader Stan-Up. Finally, Brent and Lars sports ball pass to team player in the net bang (Noah says this is called an 'alley-oop' but he's a runner, what does he know) to describe California elections - and lastly, racing pigeons.

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We Can't Do Fantasy Sports

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 06:39:50 +0000

Sadness abounds during this back half of the week for the Megaboom crew. Noah and Brent have their bikes stolen, Eliana is still unemployed and now without a car to get her around to her many tupperware parties and female empowerment conferences and Lars feels bad about Noah not being able to take a trip to Hawaii. Or maybe Noah feels bad, but we didn't want to leave Lars out. So to perk us up we decided to start up a fantasy TV league. Fantasy TV league you say? That sounds great! How can I play? Well you can't. It's exclusive. Like Harvard Connection. Anyone seen Social Network yet? Anyone? Fine. Heathens. Also Noah brings us tales from the first town sold on eBay for the Megaboom Town of the Week. Do download it.

Die Cathy Die!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 15:47:00 +0000

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Congratulations humor, that 2-d tumor that's been using all of your hilarious white blood cells to collect chocolate and angst is dead! Death to Cathy, may her yogurt fueled reign be instantly forgotten. In lieu of singing this week, the gang examines the Philippine phenomenon of the "My Way Murders," Brent and Noah try to explain what life on Gliese 581g might be like (lots of bats), and children in New Zealand go on a class sponsored possum hunt. Finally, Eliana's mom tells us what Charlie the dog is thinking.

Remember the Mouse Trap

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 06:17:25 +0000

This show is titled "Remember the Mouse Trap" because at the end of the episode someone does not, and they pay the ultimate price/Brent hurts himself. What happens when Eliana watches too much "Weeds" and moves to the suburbs? What happens when Lars try to move? What happens when Noah makes stuff up about your town? What happens when Kevin Sorbo can't have a pet pig? What happens if someone actually stops to think about Lifetime movies? Find out on this episode of Megaboom!!

Box of Pain!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 07:23:37 +0000

After last week's show Brent was accused of being a potential cult leader. Potential? Ha! To punish his sometimes followers he invents a terrible game, "The Box of Pain." No one wins. The show also debuts it's brand new segment, "Apple Reader Stand-Up." Can you tell the difference between you favorite stand-ups or will the machines win? We also discuss the big story of the week (Christine O'Donnel) and the least big story of the week (A 1964 article inSports Illustrated about feeding LSD to carp.). Finally Eliana attends a women in business conference we're there's a surprising dearth of business but the expected amount of designer purses.

Pugmalion

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 04:37:03 +0000

Somehow the world manages to remain on its axis after Brent is forced to eat a little humble pie courtesy of what may be a decommissioned military destroyer and he actually apologizes. We make a thorough analysis of the environmental manifesto of an environmentalist lunatic, Eliana continues her misadventures in her parent's driveway and everyone discovers the magic that happens when Lars and Eliana sit down to collaborate on list writing. Plus Super Slide! Won't you join us?

Goodbye Cat Lady, Hello Cat Man

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 06:21:14 +0000

In this episode Noah recounts his trip to the emergency room, Brent explains why the homeless have amazing retard strength, and Eliana gets excited about the poverty rate. In other news Lars finds a new use for all of his pee filled mason jars and the first cat man is discovered in a tree farm.

blandito is blantastic

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 07:52:56 +0000

A sub-optimal demand in the prostitution market forces perfectly good prostitues into degrading side jobs, like acting or PR, Eliana skips adulthood and moves right into the golden years of retirement, and Cioffi is a banana-breadless dick. Want to find out if Lars is your best friend? Follow our simple instructions. Make sure to call early in the morning just as he's drifting to sleep. Also a new edition of Craigslist Crap!

Now With Goji Berries

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:43:12 +0000

It's the start of season two of Megaboom and the show comes back swinging, or at least kicking, well, it has a lot of caffeine. Thanks to Cioffi the gang finds themselves in a new recording studio, I giant, empty, echoing warehouse. Hooray! The show begins with Noah spontaneously crying, Brent shotgunning beers with Mr. Bandy, and Eliana burning her relationship to the group. Later Lars joins the fun with the creepiest game of Soap or Nope we've ever played. It feels good to be back.

Base Line

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 07:05:23 +0000

The last of the secret archived shows before we begin in our new studio. We start with Noah's trip to Utah where he falls off a cliff, Eliana teaches children the meaning of sploosh in the lady-est dodgeball I've ever heard of, and a captain of industry and rabbit droppings endangers our Facebook page.

Round House Kick with Words

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 06:14:15 +0000

First of the last secret archive shows. After a too long hiatus due to technical (cough cough Cioffi) difficulties, Megaboom is back to deliver a round house kick with words via Chuck Norris and the Boy Scouts. In this episode we recap Brent's block throwing forth of July, Eliana's Mom's friction-y secret, and what happens when octopuses get too smart for the Germans that love them. Garfield the cat or a schizophrenic (you choose!) calls Brent and say hello to our new intern Nick!

Sugar Cookie Eliana, Go! PART 1

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:05:45 +0000

We feed Eliana a sugar cookie and boy is that a mistake, but not as large a mistake as American's make on the Fourth of July. Later Cioffi takes Eliana's autistic children a'gambling. The results are less than hilarious. Who wants to buy some burger relish?, says Lars. I don't/am confused says everyone else.

Sugar Cookie Eliana, Go! PART 2

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:05:44 +0000

Psychic octopus! Not a band! A real thing in Germany! His name is Paul! Hooray. Also, Noah has poop problems, Brent tries to help but Eliana is jsut so insensitive. Worst of all, Brent has to sit next a fat person on an airplane. No one is sympathetic.

CioffaKaufaLarsCast PART 1

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:04:27 +0000

The dream of the KaufCast has once again been crushed. This time by Lars and Cioffi. But even though Noah is forced to share the title of the show...again, a great time is had by all. We get a glimpse inside the world of the California Institute of Technology, find out how Noah's poor TV watching habits caused a moment of flabbergasting embarrassment several years ago. And iPhone 4! iPhone 4 everybody!!

CioffaKaufaLarsCast PART 2

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 04:04:26 +0000

Someone hates on ToyStory 3. Guards! Get them! Have you played Stump? The Northwoods craze that's sweeping the nation. No? Get a hammer and get in line. Let's sing make Medved smile with an iPhone 4. It's a fun song that ends with no one smiling. Medved never smiles. Low Budget FM has a really really dirty secret. At least, lbfm.com does. (Don't go there.) Finally, Noah is upset that America is dumb

Crevasse Boss

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:29:05 +0000

Eliana sees a burrito in a stroller, Brent really rubs it in the face of the infertile, and we read letters from slum lords. Top ten lists. So hard? Yes. Later, Cioffi enters the lean months, or as we call them, betting season.

Filtered for Adult Content

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:25:24 +0000

Hello Megaboom listeners. You're probably saying to yourselves, "gee, Noah doesn't seem to be saying much in this episode." This is true. Noah got up at 5am to watch World Cup Soccer and if that is something you Philistines cannot understand you can all move to Soviet Russia. Poor Lars is still suffering from the idiosyncrasies of his neighbors and guess what new thing Eliana has? Did 100% of you guess puppy? If not, shame on you.

Club Gangbang II

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:45:59 +0000

We dig into the meet of '80's sitcom theme songs and wonder if Mr. Belvedere would have smoked vulture brains. He does sond a little South African, doesn't he? Sarah Palin has a fast horse and Golden Tate gets trapped in a donut shop. Finally, Brent and Noah make a case for membership in the Adventurers club, if only they could get their producer out of Club Gang Bang.

Crystal Plains Bonus Show

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:20:35 +0000

Lars tells the famous Crystal Plains story. It's... weird.

Feels Like Watching 'Carnosaur'

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:57:03 +0000

Today is all about movie references. We start out with a 'Good Will Hunting' spoof. The rolls of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are played by a Korean women from Southie. Later we fix the oil spill with help from our friends Jean-Claude Van Damme and James Cameron. Also, see Ronald Reagan in his latest role as Reagan, in the Cold War thriller 'Cloud Striker!' Also, the worst city in America is a lot like the 'Bird Cage." Don't argue, it's science. (We also have a long segment where we try to explain the census to Eliana and a shark tank wedding. It has nothing to do with movies but its pretty funny.) 'fin'

Brent Bash = Kaufcast?

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 04:21:21 +0000

Brent is late. What an idiot. Luckily Noah (Kaufman) can finally launch his secret dream, the Kaufcast! This just in, Eliana updates us on the mysterious janitor that blows leaves at inappropriate times, Lars laments the end of Mercury Motor Corp, and Noah is furious about boats he couldn't buy on Craigslist. Finally, want to make a headline? Get old!

Who Would You Rather

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:37:15 +0000

That's right. Everyone said, "Megaboom, you're too scared to put up two episodes at once. Megaboom, how will you ever get by if Brent has to go to a hippy 2nd amendment walk in the bay area? Megaboom, where's my Maker's on the rocks? Do you want that tip or not?" Well, to all of you, we say shut it! We bust through the backlog and bring you two, yes two! hot new episodes. Listen to Eliana shill for European tourism, find out if Slayer can live up to their name against Toby Keith and we finally get that visit from Geraldo he's been pushing back for months. Happy Hunting.

The Butt Show

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:34:48 +0000

Back in the Good Old Days

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:07:11 +0000

Brent uses old timey phrases. We know this about him. It's sad, but what can you do. This week Eliana finally learns to understand men when she encounters a pair of boobs she can't take her eyes off. Finally, Cioffi becomes king of the nerds by either wooing a cougar, or letting a cougar take advantage of him ... it's hard to say which one.

Sweet Segues

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 19 May 2010 04:32:37 +0000

In this episode, Eliana's overt homophobia threatens Noah's lifestyle and life, Lars has a Lenny-esque crushing accident, and Brent's metaphors are really really good. Also, everyone appreciates and understands them. Oh yeah, a governor shot a coyote. While jogging. With his gun. Guess which state.

Steamer Trunk Full of Tranny Hookers

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 13 May 2010 07:36:03 +0000

We met someone with a bumper sticker this morning. Your job, imagine "16 Candles" with Pelicans. Good. Now that you've done that, imagine who is bailing out Steve Baldwin now. Hint: it might be God. One final imagine. Imagine, if you will, the next step in cellular technology. Forget Apple Phones, Google Phones, and Yahoo Phones. The future my friends is the Ask Jeeves Steamer Trunk. Imagine that! Phew, by now I imagine your imaginations is all tuckered out. Why don't you give that old brain box a rest and join us for some laughs. Go ahead, LISTEN. Yup, now is fine. Go ahead. Seriously, why are you still reading.

The Kind of Joke You Make After 47hrs Without Sleep

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 10 May 2010 06:02:01 +0000

Oh, hello? Is that you listener? Sorry, I was just... do you have any pillows? God I would love some pillows right now. And a blanket, a deep, soft, warm blanket. Oh, you're still here, huh? Well, I guess you'll want to know about the show. In this episode Noah and Brent install a washing machine and Nancy Pelosi installs a light bulb. (Cioffi's hilarious Senators installing light bulb joke goes here. Yawn). Turns out the John Wu classic Face Off has become reality, good news to dove throwers everywhere. Good news to perverts everywhere, if everywhere is Detroit, you're neighbor Jay Thunderbolt has a surprise in his basement. It's a strip club. Lucky You. Good news to Turkmens everywhere, the circus is coming to town!

Coffee Klatch

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:53:35 +0000

This episode starts with a story about a man from New Jersey throwing up on a child at a Phillie's game. Sometimes I miss the East Coast. While Lars was sick in bed a new American pastime swept the nation. It was called, 'Throw the Pipe Outside the Sick Norwegians Window." Some children in Lar's complex were very good at this game. Eliana is in week 2 of her Passover challenge and other than ignorance of the difference between matzo and shell-fish is doing quite well. Speaking of religion, it turns out porn is a gateway into hell. So that is nice to know.

Sexually Horrific

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 08:40:31 +0000

Lars is back! Basement antibiotics notwithstanding, Lars is back in action! Who said Norwegians had inferior immune systems? (The Swedes.) For all of our loyal apiarist (beekeeper) listeners, do we have show for you. (There are bees in this show, also parenthesis apparently). We also discuss the German idea of wares and fun. Sadly, there are some jokes about donkey shows. Cioffi warned us but we were too stupid to listen. We are sorry.

What Eliana Believes

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 06:09:09 +0000

Nonsense. She believes nonsense. Also she saw Twilight. Lar's is still sick but the gang gamely soldiers on. Noah seems to be intimidated easily by people he meets on craigslist, Cioffi proves once again that only he knows about the digestive tract of eyelash mites, and Brent makes some bad jokes about matte black ninjas.

The Incident

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 06:33:55 +0000

Noah crashed the boat. The nearly floating, often stalling, sail ripping boat Noah and Brent have been rebuilding since the fall. The same boat they took chasing a pod of dolphins. In order to swim with them. In the ocean. Also some sharks chasing sea lions. 'Cause why the hell not. No one ever died from being awesome. Later Noah makes a silly noise and is ridiculed, Cioffi wins a poker game, and Eliana finds a new favorite song. It's good to be back.

Richard Branson Phones In, The First

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 07:03:25 +0000

Thanks to Lars, a dress from Lane Bryant, and J. Edgar Hoover's frozen head, MB was able to dig up enough dirt on Richard Branson to force a call in. Finally, our first celebrity guest. Also, Mathsputin- more than a funny name, a funny, unstable, mathematician! In more serious news, Noah finds giant poo-bubbles in Indiana, also, Lars learns that everyone farts, uniquely. Finally, Eliana is a lady. It's this kind of high concept, family friendly material that keep you coming back. Please come back.

Conspiracy Theories

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 07:12:27 +0000

This week Noah has family dinner/Persian Karaoke in Irvine. In our latest installment of 'stupid things to argue over,' India and Bangladesh are locked in a subcontinental death-grip over New Moore island. This island appeared less than thirty years ago, and has since sank back into the ocean. Mortal Kombat! Kevin and his paranoia join us for our new segment, 'Invent a Conspiracy Theory,' and to ruminate the benefits of pirate hunting over your honeymoon. Finally Lars decides it's time to cut off his dick. Thanks science!

The Russians Will Launch Anything!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 06:41:05 +0000

In this episode Eliana laughs at some mustaches, Lars finds a craigslist ad for astronauts, and Patrick bets Cioffi will bet. On anything. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, who wrote the intro to the hit '80s animated tv show, Thundercats? Guess what, in this episode you will find out. Lucky you.

MB Presents Seminal Films of 70's

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:57:16 +0000

Thanks mostly to white flight in the late 1970's, our studio is surrounded by police and helicopters. Oh Korea Town, the jewel of North East LA. Does this stop the MB crew from putting on a show though? No! Ghetto-birds be damned. We bravely fight on, tackling such topics difficult and socially responsible topics as the moth that keeps flying into our only lightbulb, a real ugly fish that scares Japanese people, a photoshoped picture of Hitler, and the parts of 8th grade science class Eliana missed. Eat our bits you dirty pigs. Love, Megaboom

Lady Boom! Tampoons? Am I right girls? ... Girls?

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:17:15 +0000

Resident photographer Clara joins us to discuss life as a hiden minority and a lady. Boy, could it get any tougher? Find out here! Blitz is back with another episode of the Hollywood Blitz where we mostly accuse Cioffi of podcast whoring. Earlier in the show Noah tries to train Eliana but fails when she misunderstands the word train. That's right, train. Ever wonder what life is like for Ukrainian fashion models? Neither did we, but hear about it anyway when Eliana is forced to explore her culture and finally gain acceptance in her SoCal community. Later, Cioffi brings us the best terrible, federally funded science studies of the year. They are worse than you think. Finally, Clara helps us understand why her people yell from moving El Caminos and what happens when a judge reposes your coke-yacht.

This Episode Found Dead, Wolves to Blame?

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:49:08 +0000

The CIA poisons innocent Frenchmen with LSD, Norwegians hate comedy on Chat Roulette, ex-German government officials attempt to woo Lar's sweet rent money, and Noah is unreasonable in his standards regarding Eliana pay-for-sex scheme. Finally Lars/'the great trash heap from fraggle rock,' tells us a story about animating and weed. Oh yeah, Brent fixed his OCD. 3 2 1 and WWWHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Dear Noah. Bears. End Transmission.

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:43:53 +0000

Sorry for the delay folks, here is the episode you have been salivating in anticipation of. Noah went running. At a park in downtown L.A. There he saw some bears. You know, for fun. Lars forgets the bitch list, good thing we're such talented improvisers and could come up filler until Noah found it. It's like the Dead Sea Scrolls for middle school bitches. Bad news Knut fans. He's losing his balls for fear of Austrian bear incest. Like the Hapsburg dynasty. New Game! You guys are going to love it. It's called Soap or Nope. Guess how you play. Do it, guess now. Finally, Eliana games Molly Shannon, LaRouchian Democrats reach for the crazy homeless stars, and germs that make you fat.

Megaboom Nature Hour, Compressed and Limited!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:01:12 +0000

Mike Cioffi buys us a new Limiter and Compressor and boy do we sound good. Now Brent can express emotions (by yelling)! Eliana and Brent are back! "Thank God!" says all of the listeners that can tell our voices apart (2). During her surgery Eliana spent a lot of time on drugs. Fortunately for everyone, Brent remembered most of these nuggets of madness and brought them to share today. Blitz returns with a special Oscars chat roulette and we try to understand mammoth bone based currency in Siberia. If you're looking to invest check with the talking dogs at the mammoth bone reserve bank. Also, Craigslist Crap! It's a great one because maybe Eliana is pregnant in a skating bear cage. Enjoy everyone.

Biblioburro: Bookmobile of the Future

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:56:05 +0000

Kevin is still sitting in with us and this time he gets a makeover. When oh when will Eliana come back so we don't have to try to make Kevin look like her? We also find out what happens when there is a novelization of a 3-D epic and why some movies don't need sequels. Oh, and Matt "Celebrities, They're Just Like Us" Blitz, joins us for a Hollywood Blitz. Please now enjoy the first thing you find when "happy japanese music" is written into google.

Anubis is a Thing!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:34:22 +0000

[Programming note: In this week's episode the role of Brent will be played by Kevin Pedersen. The role of Eliana will be played by Kevin Pedersen. And the role of Minnesota Fats will be played by Jackie Gleason, played by Lars Kenseth.] With Eliana and Brent out sick and vacationing, Lars, Noah and Cioffi round up all the regulars to hang out. Kevin Pedersen does his best to shame all the philistines that don't watch Lost into viewership. The Clip Machine of Danny Ricker and Adam Fisher is back and keeping your children safer than ever, Patrick Baker brings us less conventional news with Is This A Thing and Matt Blitz continues his travels around Chat Roulette, or, for those not in the know, the worst internet website since late 90's Pets.com competitor Pets.gov.

And the Winner Is...

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:01:16 +0000

The return and the revenge of Matt Blitz as he takes us through days with the Hollywood elite and his nights with naked weirdos on chat Roulette. Brent, Lars and Noah still can't get anyone to buy them any of the items they guess correctly in Craigslist Crap. Noah does his best to hand out awards and recognition, and does Eliana have a baby inside her? (Spoiler alert: no she does not.) Oh, and you may notice the episode is a little shorter than usual. Noah made everyone stop so he could go to Palm Springs for his Grandma's birthday. That's a good reason no matter what you think.

Owl F**ker

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:05:12 +0000

So, let's give this a try. 3, 2, 1 in! Catholics try to fast, Brent tries to be nice, Prodigy tries to poop at AOL's wedding and does. (Breath) Homeless person eats a sandwich, Noah likes the Olympics, Patrick still likes virgins and now likes them with a vest on. Do you like Jumanji?! How about Cannonball run?! Oh yeah, there's a pissed of owl! Now run!!!

Now, in Brilliant STEREO SOUND!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:52:10 +0000

Welcome to the future of Megaboom!! in STEREO! And what a beautiful future it is. Full of Martin Shorts, brooms, and water. (Don't worry, it will make sense in time.) Kevin returns from the megaboomradiovault with a new quiz; Hipster vs Hitler. As with all things Hipster, Brent loses. Lars predicts how the machine apocalypse will start and Amy predicts how sexy it will be. Finally, Lars and Brent fight about candy.

Tyrannosaurus Sexy Valentines Day

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:57:26 +0000

Dear Super Secret Valentine, I like you lots. I remember when I first noticed you when we almost died after being shrunk and swallowed by the ginger kid Arnold. Ms. Frizzle's class sure was scary. Anyway, because I was the only black kid in class you probably remember me for wearing the only orange space suit when we explored the solar system. Long story short, now I am on the internet radio and I made this Valentines show just for you. We do all you favorite things-- make fun of a fat person on an airplane, discover dino-love, try to understand why the Canadians are bad hosts of the Olympics, and wait in line for Wendy's Grand Slam. It will be all the fun of our normal trips without the normal dangers associated with atom compression or ripping apart the space time continuum. Hope you enjoy it. Love you always. That One Black Kid *If you did not read The Magic School Bus as kids, what were you doing with yourselves between the ages of 3 and 8? Seriously. Who are you people?*

When The Inmates Run the Asylum

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 07:41:05 +0000

Lars successfully arbitrates a dispute about smoking snakes. Kind of. And because he does such a good job he and Eliana get to be in charge of the show for 3 whole minutes, which are three minutes that none of us will ever get back. We also manage to dig up some depression era Megaboom!!s proving once and for all that Megaboom!! is the oldest podcast in the world and therefore the best. Finally we leave you, the listener, with this important question: What is most troubling a). geriatric sexts b). recycled catheters c). fornicating with dead people. It's our version of the one hand clapping riddle. TGIF ya'll. Time for some Full House.

Dead Possum Jack Predicts the Superbowl, Correctly

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:57:35 +0000

Today on Megaboom!! - The gang finds a dead possum and, in honor of Groundhog Day, uses it to predict the future. In politics, Obama picks a fight with the Boat Lobby, led by Lucky and the six sidekicks in his head. This in no way deters a very Australian sounding Richard Branson from opening a new Submarine, FlyingPlate of Cheese Fries, Line. In local news, Iran goes to space, at least an Iranian Turtle, Worm, and Mouse do. It's sort of the Muslim version of the Bremen Town Musicians. Don't know who the Bremen Town Musicians are? We'll tell you, back after this break. We're back and so is This Week In Fat. Finally, Brent tries to tell an awful joke and is deservedly trounced by Lars. Goodnight, and goodluck.

Sandwich! Sandwich! by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 08:59:50 +0000

After months in the recording studio Lars and Eliana discover that the microphones are recording the sounds they make. This is terrible for everyone. Similarly chimps make a terrible movie in Britain. Yup, chimps. Kevin Pederson returns for Craigslist Crap and it is slightly less creepy than the last time he came. Did you know Cioffi can speak like the Micromachines Man? Did you know your average German can fit 44 lizards in their pants? Did you know the maritime laws governing passage of a ship in a restricted channel at night? Neither did Brent according to the boat police. That's right, not the Coast Guard, the boat police. Finally Noah and Eliana see a play about Native American Jews. There is a singing cactus.

CAUTION! This one not for Mom

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:44:36 +0000

Dear Mom, You should not listen to this episode. Parts of it are incredibly salacious and gross. If you are not my mom, get ready for a balls insane episode. Also, if you are not my mom get ready to go to jail, it's a federal offense to read another person's mail. Kevin returns with a look at the new MegaboomRadio!! fan fiction site. If you have read fan fiction before, you will know what to expect. We have another edition of the craze that sweeping the nation, What America Cares About with Noah Kaufman. Speaking of crazes, remember Joe Camel, Pogs, and Dungeons and Dragons? We do too! We have things in common. Well, see you at Easter mom. Love, Your Son Brent

Fantastic Max vs. Bag Full of Glue

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:48:13 +0000

Patrick joins to recount historical virgins he would most like to do the sex with. Spoiler alert, most of them were not attractive. It's really creepy. Good news, you can now take a tour of gangland L.A. and see the Watt's Towers and where Biggie died. If you're lucky you might even die yourself. Better news, Air America is off the air and that hot hot frequency is making its bed warm for some late night Megaboom!! spooning. Or a new All MARIACHI ALL THE TIME station. You're move Megaudiance. The Chinese counterfeit condoms and the boom guys counterfeit female genitals to attempt a Cosmo quiz. No one wins. Oh yeah, Noah saw some show about a baby on a rocket when he was a kid or something. Not a big deal.

Brent Goes to a Party, the Studio Floods, and Clip Machine

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 08:17:58 +0000

Matt Blitz is back! He takes Brent to a famous people party and is stalked by a Peter Griffin raptor. Danny and Adam return with CLIP MACHINE! This week, Moral Court, child pageants, and racist Bad Girls Club. The dirty garage we record in, filled with bicycles, spiders, and flood water, threatens to swallow Eliana, but Megaboom!! rallies for the debut of NEWS HAT ATTACK! Finally, Cioffi loses money on football. Again. We know, it's sad.

Sex Robot Lars Vista

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:46:20 +0000

A man in New Jersey invented a sex robot. The biggest surprise wasn't that it was invented in Japan, but that they used Lars' voice. Get ready for a weird show. Speaking of weird shows, apparently, the Today show was originally hosted by Garrison Keillor and a chimpanzee. Sarah Palin has a new show where she finds out what America cares about. One step ahead of you crazy big head moose lady. Finally, Jennifer Love Hewitt suggests bedazzling your vagina. Don't have a vagina? Thank God. Right now, do it.

Mojito, the Time Traveling Latin Pool Boy

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:05:11 +0000

Kesha should never be interviewed by old people. Lars and Eliana escape the Doomsday clock with the help of McCafes while Cioffi prepares the nerd revolt against the evil empire of Brent's monotone. Another episode of Cragslist Crap, helmed by local comedian Kate Frisbee, introduces us to Mojito, the time traveling Latin pool boy. Some people are getting depressed after watching Avatar. We make fun of them. Finally, who the hell writes family circus? Peace and Love everyone, except to the hippies, f* you guys.

I'm a Man Damnit, Where is My Skirt?

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:23:44 +0000

Brent is tired of pants. Eliana is tired of watching Kim Kard-ass-ian (see how I did that there, what with the name and the huge butt joke? I'm clever). Noah is tired of literacy, Cioffi is tired of equipment malfunctions, and Lars is delightful. Can kids learn if they are not spanked? The British think so, and they invented teeth. Thanks to a small tech difficulty part of the show sounds like it is brought to you by robots. Think of it a special treat for being our pals. Love, Megaboom

Jet Toilet Dreams, Hippos, and the Clip Machine!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:37:13 +0000

Same funny weirdness, now with guests and produced segments. Welcome to the future of Megaboom! Guests Danny Ricker and Adam Fischer crank up the Clip Machine, reviewing this week in terrible television. Noah's dad travels to South Africa and eats a springbok (food animal). Eliana searches Craigslist for garbage. Brent fantasizes about jet toilets and Lars solves racism.

We Recorded This 10am New Years Day

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:00:24 +0000

Suck it Mike "podcasts should never be time stamped" Cioffi. Today we come to terms with the new law banning the sale of Nitrous Oxide to minors and the establishment of the California Blueberries Commission. If you were worried that the Commission might not be an empty place holder for some senator's specially abled kid, don't. One car burning, bwahaha, 1,142 cars burning bwahaha or, Happy New Year in France. The gang tackles responsible arson and croissants. Finally Noah and Eliana go to Tyler Perry's new movie, Precious. We debate whether we are allowed to make fun of it.

Kwanzaa And Finding Our Inner Woman

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:06:18 +0000

The four of us bravely soldier on without Brent. We learn that shiny new holidays like Kwanzaa are way better than your old, used hand me downs like Christmas. We also find out if all those old stereotypes about the south are true (SPOILER ALERT! They might be!). And Eliana introduces us to S Factor - feminism for the 21st century.

Hasidic vs Hipster, CO2 vs Mega Lobster, Eliana's dad vs Eliana's Credit

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 05:56:27 +0000

This week's show is a bucket of conflict. Jewish Brooklyn Hipsters are attacking a group of Jewish Brooklyn Jews, with bicycles! There is a new sheriff in town and his name is global warming induced giant lobster. Lars has a cat named Detective Larry McBoob. He really does. Finally, Eliana's dad fights an overage charge on Eliana's cellphone. Weapon of choice, a Western Union Telegram and a sack full of crazy.

We Talk Koala Aids, Andy Rooney, and Unrewarding MyCokeRewards

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:56:20 +0000

Lars is back! Eliana horrifies the crew with the latest issue of Cosmo and we try to decide if there is anything cuter than a sick koala. There isn't. Ever wonder what Andy Rooney would say about the choking game? Wonder no longer loyal listeners. Finally Brent joins MyCokeRewards. His first reward? Disappointment. Boom, you're welcome.

We Talk Illuminati Submarines and Gay Elf Sex

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:15:08 +0000

Gentleman farmer and co-creator of MTV's hugely interesting Popzilla!, Kevin Pederson, joins us to discuss Lady Gaga and whether space elevators are possible when everyone is fat. Dastardly Dan and Mutley get in on the latest Illuminati scam and everyone misses Noah/The Jewish Police. Spoiler alert!!!! Kevin ruins the ending of the Lost Symbol and climate change. Should you start a seed capsule, should you own a gun, should you marry your childhood sweetheart? Yes. And today we explain why.

Cioffi Says A Hilarious Joke. And Zezbians!

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:11:23 +0000

Special guest Patrick Baker, comedian and author of historical mad-libs (really), teaches us about zezbian Witchcraft and fails to prove Brent is a hipster. Everyone agrees lady’s soccer is more fun with gratuitous violence and Cioffi tells the greatest joke of all time, you’ll recognize it when you hear it. Scooter Libby’s bear porn book is uncovered and it is gross. Also, Twilight girls blow.

We Talk Thomas the Train and Moon Water

@megaboomradio on Twitter — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:26:53 +0000

If the Chinese burn a statue of your president, are you still friends? This week’s episode features writer/animator/Vinnie Barbarino impersonator Lars Kenseth. We talk aliens in the Catholic Church, Labioplasty, and Warren Buffet’s new choo choo. Eliana proves to be a fountain of whimsy and Noah considers showering on the moon. We try to understand Oprah’s obsession with faceless guests and Lars pushes clam flavored beer. It’s a regular kind of day here on Megaboom