tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620Thu, 01 Dec 2011 02:10:40 +0000Messages from a Cracked HeartBeautifuloser: You haven't been right in the entire time we've known each other.<br> Vee: Bullshit.<br> Beautifuloser: And the streak continues.<br>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)Blogger10717125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-9149143801561220269Tue, 06 Sep 2011 21:54:00 +00002011-09-06T17:54:35.627-04:00<description>Beautifuloser: How are you?<br /> Vee: I am bitching!<br /> Beautifuloser: *Signs off*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-9149143801561220269?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/6o-iz_AdmkE" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/6o-iz_AdmkE/beautifuloser-how-are-you-vee-i-am.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/09/beautifuloser-how-are-you-vee-i-am.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-279867706865974126</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-09-06T16:50:53.830-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Nial: Want a real challenge?<br /> Nial: Try to say Beer Can without doing a terrible Jamaican accent.<br /> Beautifuloser: I've never done a terrible Jamaican accent.&nbsp; Only a fantastic Jamaican accent.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-279867706865974126?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/aSGVzke8lvY" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/aSGVzke8lvY/nial-want-real-challenge-nial-try-to.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/09/nial-want-real-challenge-nial-try-to.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-1407249723072519435</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-09-05T20:20:43.524-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: How do you spot the only vegan in a crowded room?<br /> Vee: How?<br /> Beautifuloser: Don't worry about it, they'll let you know.<br /> Vee: I heard the same joke about apple users<br /> Beautifuloser: FINE.&nbsp; I WON'T TELL YOU ANYMORE JOKES.&nbsp; This is why we don't have nice things, you know.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-1407249723072519435?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/kuQUpf-QyTU" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/kuQUpf-QyTU/beautifuloser-how-do-you-spot-only.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/09/beautifuloser-how-do-you-spot-only.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-7003763158435868395</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 18:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-09-03T14:53:27.575-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Vee: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEiw07Vqoc&amp;feature=fvwp&amp;NR=1<br /> Beautifuloser: NO.<br /> Vee: Yes<br /> Beautifuloser: You're really bringing me over, man!<br /> Vee: YAY!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-7003763158435868395?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/2TXV43iw3Cw" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/2TXV43iw3Cw/vee-httpwww.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/09/vee-httpwww.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-5797530761956525346</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-09-01T21:15:05.904-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Julie: <span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text">I almost bought a bamboo keyboard. Those things are lovely!<br /> Beautifuloser: </span><span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text">But what if it attracts pandas?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-5797530761956525346?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/-OUwXmQd0mQ" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/-OUwXmQd0mQ/julie-i-almost-bought-bamboo-keyboard.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/09/julie-i-almost-bought-bamboo-keyboard.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-9173082041655929586</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-30T21:55:35.172-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Katrina: i suck at math<br /> Beautifuloser: Of course you do.&nbsp; You're a girl.<br /> Katrina: right<br /> Katrina: itl;s called my brain has been doing other things<br /> Katrina: or it's the druigs<br /> Beautifuloser: Tell your brain to stop doing drugs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-9173082041655929586?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/gWyQB51FTVM" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/gWyQB51FTVM/katrina-i-suck-at-math-beautifuloser-of.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/katrina-i-suck-at-math-beautifuloser-of.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-3708086014779804329</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 23:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-14T19:38:40.525-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: You know what I set up for next Saturday night?<br /> Vee: What?<br /> Beautifuloser: A hugging party!<br /> Vee: Cool!<br /> Beautifuloser: I have to devise more hugging games.&nbsp; One that I came up with is the secret word like on Pee Wee's Playhouse.&nbsp; Anytime someone says it, we all have to hug.&nbsp; And then I want to do spin the bottle with hugging instead of kissing.<br /> Beautifuloser: Still pondering other things we could do.<br /> Vee: truth or hug!<br /> Beautifuloser: Ha ha.<br /> Beautifuloser: Possibly.<br /> Vee: or ... journey to jerusalem<br /> Vee: the person not getting a chair has to hug everyone who dud<br /> Vee: *did<br /> Beautifuloser: That's called Musical Chairs.&nbsp; You fucking Eurotrash.<br /> Vee: Whatever!<br /> Beautifuloser: Ha ha.<br /> Vee: You knew what I meant!<br /> Vee: You ...<br /> Vee: You ...<br /> Vee: YOU JEW!<br /> Beautifuloser: You've exposed yourself!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-3708086014779804329?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/iNimiTRHtxI" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/iNimiTRHtxI/beautifuloser-you-know-what-i-set-up.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/beautifuloser-you-know-what-i-set-up.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-490133312372193989</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 23:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-14T19:24:57.267-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: We've had&nbsp; 46 days of 100 degree heat this year.&nbsp; 29 of them consecutive.<br /> Vee: fuck-<br /> Beautifuloser: It feels like it too.&nbsp; Heh.<br /> Vee: I actually like heat, though<br /> Beautifuloser: Chut up.<br /> Vee: I think I'll start bloggin again<br /> Beautifuloser: No you will not because I just told you to chut up!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-490133312372193989?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/4mS3qcIN9LI" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/4mS3qcIN9LI/beautifuloser-weve-had-46-days-of-100.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/beautifuloser-weve-had-46-days-of-100.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-4730720324117329929</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 01:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-12T21:42:28.656-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: Hey, Vee?<br /> Vee: yes?<br /> Beautifuloser: Do you like the word "joystick"?<br /> Vee: You are weird!<br /> Beautifuloser: Answer the question!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-4730720324117329929?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/-SDB7-ebj4o" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/-SDB7-ebj4o/beautifuloser-hey-vee-vee-yes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/beautifuloser-hey-vee-vee-yes.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-743556611030306339</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-12T19:43:49.766-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Vee: There's a fight uner my window!<br /> Beautifuloser: Video!<br /> Vee: heh.<br /> Beautifuloser: I want video of the fight.<br /> Vee: I think they are just drunk and talkin way too loud.<br /> Vee: they also just got on a bus :(<br /> Beautifuloser: I think you made all of that up.<br /> Vee: I did not.<br /> Beautifuloser: You made up the fight and then I wanted to proof so you made up a story about them conveniently leaving at that exact moment.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-743556611030306339?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/7KLcEmQeFi4" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/7KLcEmQeFi4/vee-theres-fight-uner-my-window.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/vee-theres-fight-uner-my-window.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-6496951675930827286</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 23:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-12T19:11:41.457-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: I want donuts.&nbsp; Bring me donuts.<br /> Michelle2: Actually, I have some that my kids didn't finish today.<br /> Michelle2: They're chocolate frosted.<br /> Beautifuloser: I don't want old donuts.&nbsp; I'm not homeless!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-6496951675930827286?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/3fdhHGfrHEY" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/3fdhHGfrHEY/beautifuloser-i-want-donuts.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/beautifuloser-i-want-donuts.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-357665345049349703</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2011 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-12T18:32:55.385-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Vee: #how are you?<br /> Beautifuloser: I've got cholera.<br /> Vee: WRF!<br /> Beautifuloser: From Star Trek TNG?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-357665345049349703?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/5wLKIzUjuGc" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/5wLKIzUjuGc/vee-how-are-you-beautifuloser-ive-got.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/vee-how-are-you-beautifuloser-ive-got.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-2697783713971605383</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-10T14:37:11.885-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Nial: Ever played the Arcade Fire drinking game?<br /> Beautifuloser: I don't drink.&nbsp; Not even water.<br /> Nial: It's a very simple game. You take a shot every time they mention kids.<br /> Nial: Spoiler alert: you won't remember playing.<br /> Beautifuloser: Are you implying Winn Butler is a Humbert Humbert?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-2697783713971605383?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/VW5zaegxpQU" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/VW5zaegxpQU/nial-ever-played-arcade-fire-drinking.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/nial-ever-played-arcade-fire-drinking.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-6971362112494149195</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 00:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-08T20:23:17.082-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Vee: Oh!<br /> Vee: I saw a rainbow today.<br /> Vee: and it was really CLOSE<br /> Beautifuloser: It's stuff like this that makes everyone hate you, you know.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-6971362112494149195?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/yUKOwgl5Z_8" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/yUKOwgl5Z_8/vee-oh-vee-i-saw-rainbow-today.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/vee-oh-vee-i-saw-rainbow-today.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-5352463239302385915</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 23:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-08T19:35:27.333-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Vee: Do you think I should invade poland?<br /> Beautifuloser: Do you think you should?&nbsp; Wait, I already know the answer to that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-5352463239302385915?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/Rjp9HXpj0yE" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/Rjp9HXpj0yE/vee-do-you-think-i-should-invade-poland.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/vee-do-you-think-i-should-invade-poland.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-6198361129884643382</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-01T18:00:37.184-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: I'll have you know my goat once placed second at a livestock fair.<br /> Alison: hahaah<br /> Alison: nice<br /> Beautifuloser: That's right.&nbsp; I'm better than you.<br /> Alison: haha<br /> Alison: i never even had a goat :(<br /> Beautifuloser: There are books about owning pet goats.&nbsp; George W Bush was reading one when 9/11 happened.&nbsp; He refuses to read it again because of the association in his mind.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-6198361129884643382?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/C5_7tvU0Yug" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/C5_7tvU0Yug/beautifuloser-ill-have-you-know-my-goat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/beautifuloser-ill-have-you-know-my-goat.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-5857323139741323785</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-01T17:53:19.443-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: I am back.<br /> Michelle2: Brb..making a quiche.<br /> Beautifuloser: Insolence!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-5857323139741323785?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/Rlv67veWJuU" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/Rlv67veWJuU/beautifuloser-i-am-back.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/beautifuloser-i-am-back.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-6550630571791339902</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-01T17:07:56.444-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Michelle2: I'm going to punch one of my TAs in the face.<br /> Beautifuloser: For money, or...?<br /> Beautifuloser: Because I say get some money out of it.&nbsp; Make it pay per view on the internets.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-6550630571791339902?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/76NTkKGISac" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/76NTkKGISac/michelle2-im-going-to-punch-one-of-my.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/michelle2-im-going-to-punch-one-of-my.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-1416355713874129746</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 21:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-01T17:00:45.751-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Alison: brb<br /> Alison: phone duty downstairs<br /> Beautifuloser: No.<br /> Alison: ha<br /> Alison: i don't want to either!<br /> Beautifuloser: Formal complaint.<br /> Alison: ha<br /> Beautifuloser: Informal complaint.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-1416355713874129746?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/9N4Zp82DHc4" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/9N4Zp82DHc4/alison-brb-alison-phone-duty-downstairs.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/alison-brb-alison-phone-duty-downstairs.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-4214992741835569041</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-08-01T11:27:26.243-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Katrina: just had a begal, was yummy<br /> Beautifuloser: You ate a dog?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-4214992741835569041?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/9FJvjH5xgEg" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/9FJvjH5xgEg/katrina-just-had-begal-was-yummy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/08/katrina-just-had-begal-was-yummy.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-7612956657235262306</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 04:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-30T00:38:09.973-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: Did I tell you I lost my job?&nbsp; I don't think I've talked to you since it happened.<br /> Beautifuloser: It's not that big a deal, really.&nbsp; I was let go for spurious reasons but I'm close to another job offer with similar pay and my severance hasn't even run out yet.<br /> Angela: well that sucks, but good thing you're getting a new job<br /> Beautifuloser: Yeah, it's okay.&nbsp; Still got this going for me:&nbsp; http://l.yimg.com/a/p/us/news/editorial/3/2f/32f73e70bd0e88af7ba9b8eb65add3de.jpeg<br /> Angela: whaaaaaat<br /> Beautifuloser: Yeah.&nbsp; I'm suddenly more attractive, aren't I?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-7612956657235262306?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/VGAyb5PGq8A" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/VGAyb5PGq8A/beautifuloser-did-i-tell-you-i-lost-my.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/07/beautifuloser-did-i-tell-you-i-lost-my.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-5580479358273079218</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 00:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-28T20:24:08.038-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: Let's buy a sword together.<br /> Vee: YAY<br /> Beautifuloser: Really?&nbsp; You don't think we're moving too fast?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-5580479358273079218?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/gi_SI9SHskA" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/gi_SI9SHskA/beautifuloser-lets-buy-sword-together.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/07/beautifuloser-lets-buy-sword-together.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-8247557389240035947</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-20T16:47:07.171-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: How are you doing?<br /> Michelle2: I'm hanging in there.&nbsp; It's insanely hot today.<br /> Michelle2: We're forbidden from bringing the kids outside today, tomorrow, and Friday.<br /> Beautifuloser: School in summertime?!&nbsp; There's a Fat Albert joke in here somewhere....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-8247557389240035947?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/ta-eCoMpVco" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/ta-eCoMpVco/beautifuloser-how-are-you-doing.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/07/beautifuloser-how-are-you-doing.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-4553644005303710739</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-20T16:46:13.075-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Michelle2: How's engaged life?<br /> Beautifuloser: You've been there.&nbsp; Did you forget about it already?&nbsp; Yearning for the past?<br /> Michelle2: Lol...it's amazing how once the wedding is over, you're kinda like "well now what do I do?!"<br /> Beautifuloser: My plan is to hang out at strip clubs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-4553644005303710739?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/2vV2E1GppSA" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/2vV2E1GppSA/michelle2-hows-engaged-life.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/07/michelle2-hows-engaged-life.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11432620.post-4155787037063194447</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-07-20T11:11:59.471-04:00</atom:updated><title /><description>Beautifuloser: http://youtu.be/qkJdEFf_Qg4<br /> Vee: I have to go<br /> Vee: bai<br /> Beautifuloser: FUCK YOU.<br /> Beautifuloser: Love you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11432620-4155787037063194447?l=crackedmessages.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~4/UyJGbdIO17w" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MessagesFromACrackedHeart/~3/UyJGbdIO17w/beautifuloser-httpyoutu.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Josh Campbell)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://crackedmessages.blogspot.com/2011/07/beautifuloser-httpyoutu.html</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>