March to Tranquil

YOU AND ME

2011-10-03T15:02:00.001+05:30

If you are sad

I will speak to you what you want to listen.

If you are upset

I will make you smile and laugh.

If you are bored

I am ready to talk.

If you are naughty,

I am up for a fight.

If you are crying,

I am with you till you are back to normal.

If you are caring,

Maybe I like you.

If you are selfish,

Then so am I.

If you are emotional,

Hmmm….maybe I will pretend to be.

If you are flirting,

I am flattered and delighted but I won’t flirt and I won’t mind if you continue.

If you are happy,

I am also happy for you.

If you are royally high,

I will take care of you.

If you are low,

I am there to tell your strengths and how to build upon them.

If you show your anger in words,

I am irritated but I will try to calm you, maybe I will irritate you too.

If you show your anger in silence,

I am irritated but I will calm you.

If you are too busy,

I will understand and will wait.

If you are in a good mood,

Irrespective of my mood we will end up having the best time.

If you trust me,

You will get addicted to me.

If you hate me,

You just can’t, that’s impossible unless misunderstood.

If you hurt me,

I am hurt, I will still be a friend because I will understand.

If you want to compete with me,

My respect for you increases.

If you think I am a jerk.

Well I am sophisticated but you are right...hehe.

If you are proud,

May be we aren’t friends, in the long run we can never be.

If you proudly hurt me,

For you I am a cold capitalist reptilian predator.

If you misunderstood me,

I can’t help. God is great, maybe He will figure out something.

If you are cheating,

I can sense and by the way who are you?

EXTINCTION

2011-02-14T23:50:00.000+05:30

Who are we to hamper the nature
We humans have proved to the most dishonest creature
the speed at which we are hampering the earth's forestry
Punishment awarded for being calm helping and stationary
soon all these will be an extinct matter for documentary
right then we will be begging for a metamorphosis at monastery
for our NATURAL behavior pf chicanery.

Trees, seas, oceans and not even the rocks are spared,
leaving all the flora and fauna thunder sacred.
As we hear about extinction of the earth,
from global warning black hole or any nebula,
shit explodes out of fear and anger through the fistula.
Such a news empties all the portion of humor and mirth,
all we can hope is krishna helps us taking a new birth.
Extinction is certain,
which will reduce this concrete jungle to a barren terrain.
This truth cant be refrained.
This is the hardship we will face for being inhuman slain

ANIL KUMBLE

2011-02-14T23:35:00.000+05:30

(This one is by my friend Pravin)

ABOUT A PERSON WHO HAS A GREAT NATURE
A SIMPLE MAN WITH A GOOD STATURE

A VERY KIND & HUMBLE CREATURE
HAS PLAYED FOR THE COUNTRY WITH JAW A FRACTURED

NOT A GREAT TURNER OF THE CRICKET BALL
STILL TAKES WICKETS & STANDS TALL

HAS MORE THAN 600 WICKETS
& HAS MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF IN THIS GAME OF CRICKET

HE HAS PLAYED FOR ALMOST 2 DECADES
EVERY TIME HE STEPS IN,CAUSES WRECKAGE

A FIGHTING CHARACTER HE NEVER GIVES UP
EVERY TIME WE EXPECT OF HIM, HE LIVES UP

HIS STRENGTH IS PACE & FLIGHT
MIXES IT WELL & KEEPS IT TIGHT

HAS THE RECORD OF 10 WICKETS IN AN INNINGS
IS VERY FAMOUS IN D ART OF SPINNING

HE IS A BATSMEN OF A FAIR STANDARD
ALL THESE THINGS PUT TOGETHER HAS MADE HIM BRANDED

WHENEVER THE SELECTORS SAID KUMBLE CANT,
HAS MADE THE BATSMEN SHIT IN THEIR PANTS

WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY LIKE A DART
EVEN IF YOU ARE 40,YOU WILL REMAIN YOUNG IN OUR HEARTS

SACHIN TENDULKAR

2011-02-14T23:24:00.000+05:30

M
Opening the face
and using the pace
driving with grace
where the fielders give up the race
when the little master has asked to chase
he shows no mercy
be the bowler in any jersey
the bowler faces a stick
as there is no area which little master cant pick
dancing down the pitch
measuring every inch
with no errors at his disposal
captains pray to god for his dismissal where their every effort proves abysmal
and slowly the mental conscious becomes indiscernible.
Be it a single or a four,
the crowd cheers from all the chores,
he seldom talks only his bat roars.
He is the inspiration to hundreds of crores.

Mumbai Monsoons - Epitome of Mismanagement

2011-01-15T01:55:00.000+05:30

This printed picture will appear in your brain

Of potholed lane
And delayed train.
Efforts are in vain
to channel the drain
Which drives the public insane.

Authorities just pass on the blame
By pointing the name
and stretch this ugly game

of exploiting the lame

which has ever remained the same.

Eco

2010-05-25T15:16:00.000+05:30

AN ECONOMIST'S GIRLFRIEND SAYS HIM, "SO SWEET OF YOU TO PHONE ME FROM YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE." FOR THAT HE REPLIES "I AM TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE THE MARGINAL BENEFIT DERIVED FROM OUR CONVERSATION ACCORDING TO ME IS GREATER THAN THE PRESENT VALUE OF THE FUTURE BENEFIT I COULD GET BY SELECTING THE FORGONE OPPORTUNITY THAT I COULD BEST DO RIGHT NOW"

IF TIME IS INPUT AND KNOWLEDGE IS OUTPUT, WHICH LAW BEST EXPLAINS ANY STUDENT'S STUDYING PATTERNS................................................THE LAW OF DIMINISHING MARGINAL RETURNS.

THE LAST THING AN ECONOMIST COULD DO IS PRODUCE A MOVIE, BUT IF STILL HE DOES, WHAT COULD BE THE NAMES?

1. BOOM
2. CUTS AND CURVES (BYS AND GIRLS)
3. TERA SUPPLY MERA DEMAND
4. DISEQUILIBRIUM TO HONA HI THA
5. GHAR MICRO DUNIYA MACRO
6. THE MONOPOLIST
7. JO DAR GAYA WO HAI PRICE TAKER
8. EK MONOPSONIST BARA UNION
9. FREQUNCY OF LOVE
10. OM EQUILIBRIUM OM