We might be nearly dead, but it's business as bloody usual because look at the shite we're talking about on this episode:

• Warriors All-Stars
• Monster Hunter Generations
• Overwatch
• GTA Online
• Parodius
• Gitaroo Man
• The Evil Within
• Technomancer

Then quuuuuestions.

As mentioned in this episode, the next recording will, sadly, be our last. If you'd like to get in touch with a question or just something you'd like us to read out on the show and a tweet just isn't going to do the job, please feel free to e-mail us at podcast@midnightresistance.co.uk

We will see you soon. x

gams:

• GNOG
• Monster Hunter XX demo
• Monster Hunter Stories demo
• GTA Online
• Xenowerk
• Guardian Hunter SuperBrawlRPG
• Slime-san
• Cave Story

Also Sean talks about having a nice time at Arcade Club!

BUY A T-SHIRT BUY A T-SHIRT BUY A T-SHIRT BUY A T-SHIRT BUY A T-SHIRT BUY A T-SHIRT 

Games:

• RiME
• Splatoon 2
• Destiny 2 beta
• Pyre
• Cave Story

And then questions! And then it ends and you have to go back to your life. x

This episode we talk about the following gams:

• GoNNER
• Gunvolt Burst
• The Witness
• Mass Effect: Andromeda
• Grant Theft Auto Online
• ARMS
• Ultimate Street Fighter II
• Valkyria Chronicles

Then questions, obviously, because what would be the fucking point if we didn't?

[KISS]

If you think that sounds shite: jog straight on to episode #101, you total ingrate.

• Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
• Killing Floor 2
• Unirally
• Brawl Stars
• Aaero
• Laser Disco Defenders
• Shovel Knight: Spectre of Torment

Then E3 shite, then questions.

ALSO OH MY GOD IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY HEARD WE'RE DOING A 24-HOUR LIVE SHOW NEXT WEEK. DETAILS ARE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE WEBSITE THAT YOU DON'T GO ON, AND THE PINNED TWEET ON OUR TWITTER ACCOUNT. GO AND LOOK AND GIVE MONEY TO CHARITY PLEASE

GAMES:

• Unbox
• Overwatch
• DEStiny
• Dishonored 2

Also some chat about what the piss is going on with Monster Hunter, and the results of the Butcher competition, aaand questions.

GAMES:

• Torment: Tides of Numenera
• Disgaea 5 demo
• Desti-*gunshot*
• BUTCHER
• Arkanoid v Space Invaders
• MGSV

DON'T FORGET TO GO TO http://gofundme.com/midres AND DONATE THANKS

ALSO COMPETITION TO WIN A COPY OF BUTCHER. LISTEN AND DO THAT

Here is an episode where we talk about these:

• A load of N64 Shite
• Yooka-Laylee
• Torment: Tides of Numenera
• Mario Kart 8 DEE-LUXE
• Skylight
• Kamiko
• The Sexy Brutale
• Prey

ALSO we announce a fun (possibly horrific) thing we're doing in just over a month! We'll announce it properly on the tweets and that soon, but have a listen if you want the fuckin scoop eh.

Ta! x

• Torment: Tides of Numenera
• Destiny (sorry)
• Paradigm
• Mr Shifty
• BEATS

THEN YOUR 'Q'S

XXXXXXX

• Graceful Explosion Machine
• Fire Emblem: Fates
• Mass Effect: Andromeda
• Mr Shifty
• Nier: Automata

Also we talk about having a nice time at Rezzed, then questions.

Please do tweet at us about the lasagne thing because it's driving me fucking mental.

Ta! x

Here is an episode of the Midnight Resistance podcast show! Andi's on it! There's a bit at the start you should probably listen to! And these games!:

• Blaster Master Zero
• Ghost Recon: Wildlands
• Horizon: Zero Dawn
• Mass Effect: Andromeda
• Splatoon 2
• Snipperclips
• Battle Princess Madelyn
• I Am Setsuna

Then listener questions! Bye! x

These games are discussed:

• ApeOut
• Extreme Warfare Revenge
• NieR: Automata
• The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

At least two of these games are massive and brilliant, so it's a long episode. Sozzzz

xx

Oh! Owen sounds a bit shite because he recorded from his webcam mic instead of his proper one, but other than that the episode is ALRIGHT.

We had Sean McTiernan on, and something went wrong with his recording - it cut off before we got to the questions bit. This is a shame, because there was some good stuff in the second half. Although a few of you asked us to get McTiernan on again, so in a way this is basically all your fault?

So, aye. Sorry about that. We could maybe do a listener questions special next time to make up for it? Let us know on Twitter or Discord or whatever.

Anyway, you've still got about 80 minutes of this shite to get through:

• Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
• Pony Island
• Hacknet
• The Last Station
• Watch Dogs 2
• Furi
• Superhot
• Hitman

Hope that's aright! It properly fucking meanders at one point so it's a bit like the questions section anyway.

Please don't leave us. Please!

Gareth Dutton joins us and we talk about these:

• Fire Emblem: Awakening
• Fire Emblem: Conquest
• For Honor
• Elite: Dangerous
• Total Warhammer
• Final Fantasy XV
• Pokémon Go
• [GARY TALKS ABOUT LOADS OF GAMES]
• Super Mario Bros speedrunning
• Bravely Default
• The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Then: questions.

Ta! x

It's Chris here, editing this episode because Sean's off sampling the delights of Nintendo's cornucopia of HD Rumble, the Nintendo Switch.

I don't know what any of these buttons do, so let me tell you what we talked about:

• Switch (obvs)
• Forza Horizon 3
• Nier Automata
• Civ 6
• Owlboy
• Odin Sphere

Then it's questions and a protracted end. If you want to join the Discord you can do that HERE

Laters babes!

Categories included:

• The Sean Bell Award for Best Footstep Sounds 2016
• Best Gun
• Best Robot
• Best Frame-Rate
• Best Mates

Thanks again for all your support in 2016. We have got some VAGUE IDEAS for 2017, which may involve another live show, new t-shirts, and the official Midnight Resistance Soda.

Happy new year! x

• Tomb Raider
• Overwatch
• EDF 4.1
• Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
• Ladykiller In A Bind
• The Trail
• Madden '16
• Final Fantasy XV
• Titanfall 2
• Slime Rancher
• Smashing the Battle
• Pokémon Sun/Moon
• Halcyon 6

Also a bit about the recent Playstation Experience, and questions. This episode is far too long SORRY

Robin Rosell is on this one and they're great!

GAMES:

• Stardust Galaxy Warriors
• Odallus: The Dark Call
• Brigador
• Zero Time Dilemma
• Mini Metro
• Soft Body
• Dark Souls 3: Ashes of Ariandel

THEN QUESTIONS

GOODBYE x

Some white men have recorded a podcast about video games and you should all be extremely excited about that - especially as one of the white men inparticular is the Permanent Pipeman, Kami Toman. 

Climb aboard the videogames train this week and listen to us talk about the following:

• Steamworld Heist
• Dragon Quest Builders,
• T H U M P E R
• Mad Max  
• Bioshock HD,
• Oracle Of Seasons,
• Batman VR
• Resident Evil
• Frozen Cortex

Also Chris and Sean talk a lot about having a nice time at PlayExpo.

Also there's questions incase you're interested in which one of us would shag Mario or whatever it is you lot usually ask.

• Destiny: Rise of Iron
• Starfox Zero
• Steamworld Heist
• Mainlining

The Destiny bit goes on for fucking ages, so if you don't like it then skip to something like 39:50 for the good shit.

Also there's questions, one of which will be of interest if you fancy any or all of the members of D12.

• Deus Ex: Human Revolution (NO NOT THE NEW ONE)
• Street Fighter V
• The Order 1886
• a load of VR shite
• A Train HX

Fucking hell, the state of that list.

LISTEN AND ENJOY

Here is a new episode! It's got King of Pipes Kami Toman on it, and we talk about these:

• DUELYST
• SimCity BuildIt
• Pocket CHIP
• Hoplite
• Deep Dungeons of Doom
• Lamp and Vamp
• some pinball shite
• some NFL shite
• Rocket League
• Titan Quest

Thank you for spending some of your limited time on Earth with us. x

• Another Metroid 2 Remake
• Rimworld
• I Wanna Be The Little Runner
• Hitman
• Bound
• Mad Max
• Arkham knight
• Remember Me
• The Fall
• Destiny
• Spaceplan

Please ensure you are subscribed to the podcast and tell your friends how good it is or our mums will bloody kill us!!!!!!!!!

Hello! Sorry this episode is a little late, I'm still reeling from house-moving stuff.

THIS EPISODE is entirely about Monster Hunter Generations for the Nintendo 3DS. It's split into three sections, with Owen and Sean talking to IGN UK News Editor Joe Skrebels about Generations specifically, a middle bit where Chris talks to industrial tubing specialist Kami Toman about his difficulties getting into the series, and then back to the first lot to answer your questions.

It is quite long, but I think that represents good value for money, especially considering it's free.

We'll be back in a week or so with a normal-ass show about stupid fucking computer games.

Ta! x

GAMES:

• Paragon
• Destiny (Challenge of Elders)
• Micro Machines 2
• Pokémon GO
• Left 4 Dead 2

then QUESTIONS

Hopefully in about two weeks we will have an episode for you that is entirely about Monster Hunter Generations, which you can feel free to skip if you are a shit jerk.

hunh!

Here is a new episode with Stuart Ower of Whit's The Buttons and Glesgames fame.

gams:

• FURI
• Inside
• Pokemon Go
• Ni No Kuni
• Street Fighter V
• Overwatch
• Rocket League
• Tearaway Unfolded
• Spaceteam

Then a middle bit about this Youtube gambling lark, then questions.

Cheers! x

In this episode we are joined by John Kelly, and we discuss at least this many games:

• Steamworld Heist
• Destiny
• Just Cause 3
• Hyper Light Drifter
• World of Warships
• Kendal & Kylie
• Uncharted 4
• Bayonetta 2
• GTA Online
• Survive! Mola-Mola!

And then some shite about E3, then questions!

JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR MORE

We couldn't do a normal episode because Chris and I are jetting off to pummel some bastards at Glesgames. You should come!

So, instead I managed to pull friend, podcaster and esteemed luxomancer Gareth Dutton of Chat Very Good and Making Games Is Fun fame into resurrecting a failed MGIF project for your entertainment.

For those not aware, MGIF is Gary's project where he interviews game developers and photographs them, producing a written article, a podcast, and a photoshoot with each developer. It's cool and you should check it out.

You can hear the full story in the show, but here's the gist: this episode contains the highlights of Gary's short interview with Peter Molyneux and Ryan Singh of 22Cans, recorded not long after that RPS interview. The plan was to revisit the studio and do some more photos and a longer interview, but logistical issues and unanswered e-mails put a stop to it. So Gary took the best bits of what he had, and we listened to it together whilst intermittently offering our stupid fucking opinions as we went.

It was a lot of fun to record, and hopefully you mugs will appreciate having something slightly different to listen to this fortnight.

Normal service will resume prrrrobably in a fortnight, unless me and Chris somehow record something at Glesgames. Which would be funny, but don't hold your breath. Seriously, you'll die.

x

• TMNT: Mutants in Manhattan
• DOOM
• Battleborn
• Overwatch
• Destiny
• Metroid Prime
• Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone (NO NOT THE NEW ONE)
• Superhot
• Tropico 5
• I Wanna Be The Boshy

Then a middle bit about the No Man's Sky nontroversy, then questions!

Cheers pal x

This episode, we've got Canine Lord Chris Spann to help us talk about:

• Earth Defense Force 4.1
• Hitman
• Overwatch
• Enter the Gungeon
• DOOM

Then a short bit about the new Pokémon, and questions.

Woof!

• Overwatch
• Dark Souls 3
• Hitman
• that Nintendo Humble Bundle
• Metroid Prime
• Earth Defense Force 4.1
• Destiny

Then we talk about the weird NX news, reveal the winner of the Dark Souls 3 competition, and answer stupid, stupid questions.

Yeah!

On THIS particular episode, Sean, Andi and Owen discuss the following:

• Dark Souls 3
• Clash Royale again (sorry)
• FIFA 16 (some Ultimate Team Draft mode or something, look I barely understood this bit alright)
• Destiny (new shit)

Then we answer questions, THEN we have a COMPETITION where YOU can win a Steam copy of Dark Souls 3! Details are at the end of the episode, so you have to listen to the whole thing first.

Don't just skip to the end.

DON'T.

In this episode of the Midnight Resistance Audio Experience, Sean, Andi and Owen talk about these games:

• Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin
• Just Cause 3
• Hitman
• Elite Dangerous: Horizons
• Azure Striker Gunvolt
• Eon Altar
• Trackmania Turbo
• Hyper Light Drifter
• Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
• Fire Emblem: Conquest
• Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns
• Clash Royale
• Final Fantasy XV
• Street Fighter V
• Killer Instinct
• whatever that new Mortal Kombat was called
• Miitomo

That's quite a lot, innit. Sorry. It's been a while.

There's a bit in the middle where we talk about the new site, then listener questions at the end. Where 'the end' is over half the show, obviously.

Cheers!

So, as the usual end of year show turned out to be a logistical impossibility, we knew we needed to do something different. So I fucked off to Chris Spann's house and wrote a fucking idiotic quiz, then got six people together and made them sit through it.

THE TEAMS ARE:

TEAM MIDNIGHT RESISTANCE (Andi and Owen)
TEAM TOKU (Kate Gray and Holly Nielsen)
TEAM CHAT VERY GOOD (Joe Skrebels and Sam White)

Listen as they attempt to navigate the mind-shattering gauntlet that Chris and I have set for them, with nothing to gain but a vague sense of superiority because there's no fucking way I was paying up for a prize.

Huge thanks to everyone who joined us for the quiz, and to Chris for helping me write it. Probably wouldn't have happened without him.

SIDE-NOTE FOR REGULAR LISTENERS: This might be the last thing that we put up for a bit, as we've got some stuff to work on. All will become clear soonish, and we're not going anywhere or anything. Bear with us.

HAPPY NEW YEAR. x

Brief blurb for this one because I need to get stuck straight into editing the NEXT episode. ENJOY THIS ONE FIRST OR YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED THE NEXT ONE

Also, enjoy all the references to this being recording well before Christmas.

GAMS:

- that new Tomb Raider
- that new Rainbow Six
- The Beginner's Guide
- Street Fighter IV
- SSX 3
- Horizon Chase
- Adventure Time: Finn & Jake Investigations
- Assassin's Creed: Rogue

Then questions I love you thank you xx 

Here you go, part two of this week's one-two punch of audible bliss. This episode, Sean, Andi and Owen are joined by beautiful man-best Guy Woodward and they talk about these:

- Persona 4: Dancing All Night
- Mad Max
- Tales From The Borderlands
- Broken Age
- Fallout 4
- Star Wars: Battlefront
- Call of Dutes
- Street Fighter V
- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
- Street Fighter Alpha 3
- Guild Wars 2: Heart of Thorns

Then questions. There's a particularly good one at the end, stick around for that.

Cheers!

We discuss:

- Undertale
- bloody Street Fighter
- Yoshi's Wooly World
- Splatoon
- Destiny
- Starific
- Scribblenauts Remix
- Magicka 2
- Dragon Quest Heroes
- Doom 4
- Assassin's Creed: Syndicate
- Call of Duty: Black Ops 3
- Metal Gear Solid V

Then questions!

Thank you for continuing to pay attention to our shit. x

This episode is incredibly long but it also MIGHT be really good so hurry up and download it to your iPods or Creative Zens. Also I think the in-browser player below won't work because it doesn't like long episodes soz

Cheers!

Here is a new podcast where Sean, Andi and Owen talk about these games:

- Destiny: The Taken King
- Mario Maker
- Lifeline
- The Beginner's Guide
- Street Fighter IV
- Street Fighter V
- Star Wars: Battlefront
- Mad Max
- Battlefield: Hardline
- Volume

There are loads because we haven't recorded for ages. Sorry about that. Life, innit.

Also we answer questions because the show would be a complete waste of time without them.

Kiss! 

Here is EPISOD SIXTY of the bloody podcast. A lot of it is about Rare Replay, some of it is also about MASSIVE CHALICEand Rising Thunder and maybe other stuff. We got Cane & Rinse stalwart Darren Gargette on, partly because he used to work at Rare but mostly because he offers excellent value for money.

Also there's questions and that obviously! Get it listened to. 

ENJOY.

It's nearly E3 so have an episode where Sean, Owen and Joe Skrebels talk about E3 and these things:

- The Witcher 3
- Splatoon
- Life Is Strange: Episode Three
- Sound Shapes
- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
- The Unfinished Swan
- Hohokum
- Rogue Legacy
- Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes

Then there are E3 questions, then 'normal' questions. We had some connectivity issues, so look forward to finding the bits I forgot to edit out.

YEAH!

ANOTHER PODCAST BURSTS FORTH FROM THE CHATOSPHERE

IN IT, THESE THINGS ARE MENTIONED:

- Affordable Space Adventures
- All the brilliant PS+ stuff
- Helldivers
- GTA V (heists, innit)
- Not A Hero
- Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
- Bloodborne
- PlayStation Now
- BOOST BEAST
- Guild Wars 2

Then QUESTIONS.

Enjoy!

HELLO it is an episode of the podcast where Sean, Owen and Andi are joined by top-tier gamesman Richard Stanton. We brought him in especially because it seemed inevitable that we'd end up talking about Bloodborne loads and we needed at least one person who knew what they were fucking talking about. The following games are also discussed:

- Grow Home
- Life Is Strange: Episode Two
- Titan Souls
- Mortal Kombat X
- Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
- Hearthstone
- 80 Days
- Heroes of the Storm

Then the big Bloodborne bit, then questions. Textbook.

JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR MORE

So, we did the inevitable and recorded an episode that is almost entirely about the superb Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate on the 3DS, and in order to make it not-shit, we called in Joe Skrebels and Dan Maher to help.

If you don't like Monster Hunter, you're an idiot, but we did a quick What We've Been Playing at the start where we talk about The Order, Life Is Strange, and some other guff.

CHEERS!

THIS EPISODE: it was a huge honour to have Paul Rose as a guest. This website probably wouldn't exist without him, and we parted ways amid the collapse of an entire internet community, so having him on the show was basically wonderful.

Also I still haven't bothered to steal any Midnight Resistance music off youtube since I reformatted my PC over Christmas so this episode has no intro music. Appalling, I know.

CHEERS BABES x

We decided to try and settle back into a routine with a normal-as-heck episode. Andi and I hassle a terrified guest into talking about what games they've played recently and then we answer some questions.

The guest is the tremendous Andrew Smith of Spilt Milk Studios, who you might know from the excellent games he has made or, less likely, from his guest appearance on our E3 2014 stream. He disappeared towards the end of the episode due to dodgy internet, but we'll surely have him back on at some point.

We also weren't able to use the normal recording method so the episode doesn't sound quiiiite as good as usual, but I'm really looking forward to NOBODY NOTICING or CARING.

I can't remember what games we talked about, as per, so you're just going to have to find out for yourselves. Andi definitely mentioned Duke Nukem at some point, so it's the usual shit.

Ta! 

WELL BOY HAVE WE GOT ONE OF THOSE FOR YOU

GAMS:

- Dragon Age: Inquisition
- Far Cry 4
- Destiny (specifically, the raid)
- Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
- Shovel Knight
- Hyrule Warriors
- The Sailor's Dream (I call it A Sailor's Dream in the show, soz)
- Alien: Isolation
- the first lot of Mario Kart 8 DLC
- Bayonetta 2

Hopefully we'll piss a #DOGCEMBER episode up your leg soon, then we'll give ourselves a bit of time off to get the big end of year show sorted. That alright? Good.

GOOD.

Episode 52 is already recorded but apparently I have to go on fucking holiday or something. Expect that next week.

Whooooosh.

It's a 'what we've been playing' episode and I can't remember a single bloody thing about it because Sam took a million fucking years sending me his audio. But do watch out for the several bits where Turners' microphone fucked up and I had to improvise a bit with the edit.

Also the episode name is a reference to a thing Turners told us about when we weren't actually recording but I couldn't think of anything else I'm sorry

CHEERS.

It's a questions episode, guest-starring the brilliant Official Xbox Mag writer Kate Gray. She talks about fanfic a lot. I've scanned through it in the edit and there's some talk about Ghost Squad and Dynasty Warriors, so our usual listeners will be well-served.

Next episode is already in the can, awaiting an edit. A lot of you will be very pleased when you find out who the guest is.

Ta-ra!

This episode is one that we recorded literally over a month ago, then Andi's laptop shat itself and then EGX happened but now he's recovered his audio and sent it to me and now you can listen to a show about videogames from literally around 30 days ago. Some of those games are:

- Battlefield 4
- Hearthstone
- Hohokum
- 80 Days
- Dead Rising 3
- Wolfenstein: The New Order
- Ni No Kuni

You might notice that we don't talk about Destiny in this one - we actually did, but then I edited it out because we're gonna do a massive Destiny special at some point in the 'future' which I already know you're all excited as fuck about.

JOIN US NEXT TIME for an episode we've literally already recorded where we answer your questions.

Kisssssss 

Again, huge thanks to everyone who came to our stupid gathering on Saturday. We had an amazing time and the idea that we can comfortably fill an upstairs room in a pub still fills us with awe. Cheers xx

Sean and Andi have recorded a special edition of the podcast at Eurogams (or EGX, as we're told to call it now) with guests Chris Spann and Laura Rich from the Recycle Bin podcast.

I'm still listening to it myself, but so far there's been some good discussion about the M6 toll road being better value for money than playing OutRun 2 in the arcade, and Andi describing his first ever Oculus Rift experience while riding around in a lukewarm horse racing game. Oh, and now they're talking about the urinals at Earl's Court. In short: vintage podcast.

If you are going to the Cool Podcasting Folks Meet tomorrow night, do please pretend to be a huge fan of the show!

We're going to try and do things a bit differently from now on - each episode will either be all about shit we've been playing, or questions. Doing both in an episode was just causing us to cut stuff short all the time, so we're gonna try this out and see how it goes. FEEDBACK WELCOMED, except in the form of anonymous snarky shit on ask.fm

Ta!

We are joined by professional photographer Gary Dutton and professional cunt Sam White

Also we are joined by Laura Rich, please listen to find out what happens when she eats crisps. It's magnificent.

We're recording again TOMORROW NIGHT I think, so get your Scram Kitty competition entries in before then or you've fucked it.

Cheers! 

- games
- food

ALSO there is a competition to win a copy of the fucking brilliant Scram Kitty and his Buddy on Rails, which to be perfectly honest you should already own, but if you DON'T we may be able to sort you out. You'll have to listen to the episode to find out what you have to do to win it, though, because we want to test your dedication to the cause. Also it's a handy barometer of whether or not people are actually listening to more than the first five minutes of each episode before getting bored and wandering off.

Join us next time for more of absolutely everything you've already heard 40-odd times already!

YES 

This one is the one where we talk about the conferences themselves, and the questions bit will be uploaded on Tuesday probably.

CHEERS 

GAMES DISCUSSED:

- The Last of Us
- a load of Oculus Rift stuff
- Scram Kitty And His Buddy On Rails
- Gravity Rush
- Wolfenstein: The New Order
- probably others I CAN'T REMEMBER

And then questions, obviously.

See you on Monday, yeah? 

In this episode, Andi continues to try and justify his PS4 ownership with Infamous: Second Son and that new Spider-Man game, I talk about Dark Souls 2, Hearthstone and Phantasy Star Online 2 (SORRY) and Owen's been playing Oracle of Ages/Seasons again.

We then do a NEWS bit about E3, then questions, although we didn't get time for many because we'd talking for too long and I was getting all sleepy. We'll make up for it soon, promise.

Ta!

- Background noise
- An interesting shift from mono to stereo a few minutes in
- CHAT about GAMES like Dark Souls 2, Trials Fusion, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, Bravely Default and loads more probably

The episode we recorded with Recycle Binman Chris Spann is still in limbo, as he moved house shortly after recording and hasn't been able to send me his audio yet. He offered to drive to mine with a USB stick but I felt bad. So, that episode will be hilariously out of date when it does eventually materialise, but we'll call it a bonus episode or something so you don't shout at us.

In the event that you actually really enjoy this episode, give us a shout and I'll try and do more like it.

Ta!

I'll tell you WHAT, though - Ross Foubister and the BitSocket lads do a fine a job instead. Between the lot of them, they spend over two hours discussing every Zelda game and attempt to list them all in order of quality.

Oh, there were some recording issues with this episode, because apparely Joe and Scott are CURSED, so Scott is a bit quiet. Soz m8.

If you're some sort of dick with no interest in Zelda, chill: we've got another episode in the pipeline.

Cheers! 

Also, these:

- Titanfall
- The Yawhg
- Broken Age

Then:

- questions.

CHEERS. 

THIS podcast we managed to stop Guy Woodward staring into the abyss for two hours to talk about videogames with us. He was very ill, and so was I, so ENJOY THAT

Games:

- Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2
- Thief
- TxK
- OlliOlli
- Guacamelee!
- Out There

And that is your LOT. Plus the questions. And Andi talking about his holiday in Berlin.

Ta! 

YES. Join us this episode as we piss our indie cred up the wall by enthusing for far too long about a game where you shoot men with a gun, but the twist is you also shoot robots with a gun AND THE TWIST IS SOMETIMES YOU ARE A ROBOT

We also talk about these games, with gaming's answer to Louis Theroux, Thom Rosell:

- Starbound
- Order & Chaos Duels
- Jazzpunk
- DotA 2
- Out There
- Strider
- Killer Instinct

And then QUESTIONS which were even more brilliant than usual. Cheers for those! 

If you are new to the show: that is a JOKE.

We also talk about games. THESE games:

- literally everything on the Vita
- Final Fantasy (aye, the first one. I don't fucking know)
- Tomb Raider: Catching Up With The PC Version Edition
- Don't Starve
- Hearthstone
- Skate 3
- Broken Age

AND THEN questions. Enjoy.

Also:

- League of Legends
- League of Legends
- Rocksmith 2014
- League of Legends
- New consoles featuring both shooting AND driving
- State of Decay
- Bravely Default
- League of Legends

And then questions. Nothing about my first wank this week, but we'll try harder in future.

Kiss!

This episode we are joined by gaming journalism stalwart Andrew Kelly and boy howdy has he got some stuff to tell you about Silent Hill!

Also:

- EVE Online
- More Wii Fit U
- Bravely Default
- SoulCalibur 2 HD
- Risk of Rain (it's in the second bit, don't worry)

Also:

- QUESTIONS
- Survivorman 

Also:

Listen out for the bit where I talk at length about how a Kickstarter for a new Earthworm Jim probably wouldn't fly because we're now all aware of what a wild jerk Doug TenNapel is (he'll probably see this and get in touch by the way, he does that) seemingly forgetting entirely that Armikrog was a thing that got successfully funded, albeit only just. What's really fascinating about this is that part of me obviously remembered this, but convinced the rest of me that it was an original thought I'd just had. Congratulations to all involved.

Also:

Specifically:

- Rayman: Fiesta Run
- Wii Fit U

And then we talk about my first wank, again. Enjoy that.

We talk about GRAND THEFT AUTO and EVENTS OF THE PAST FEW WEEKS and it's alright, like.

Cheers. x

This episode we are joined by Sean Bamberger and talk about videogames.

Some of the videogames we talk about are:

- Assassin's Creed 3
- Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
- Saint's Row 4
- MirrorMoon EP

And probably others. Also: YOUR questions.

Bye! x

We talk about videogames and SaltyBet and that for about two hours, then we stop. It's alright! 

Sorry it's late. I had a night set aside for editing this over a week ago, then Andi forgot to send me his audio on time, then there was a flower show that fucked everything up.

That's not a joke. This podcast was literally delayed by the occurrence of a flower show.

Since it's been ages, we've forgotten entirely what we talked about. The one thing I can tell you is that there's no guest this week, because we wanted to see if we were shit on our own. LET US KNOW HOW THAT GOES.

I think I also forgot to tag info on the files.

GMA NOMINATED. 

- the IRA
- that Hotline Miami 2 trailer
- the phrase 'people of colour'
- videogames

ENJOYYYYY. 

This episode, we're joined by Solid Craig and J-Banger of BitSocket fame. We've been meaning to get them on for ages, but they're always working or fucking off to New York or something. We think they were worth the wait though, and we hope that you agree or else this whole thing has been a terrible waste of time.

I spent so long editing this that I can't even remember what games we talked about, although there is definitely a bit about Project X Zone on the 3DS, and Andi slags off BioShock Infinite like some smug backlashing prick.

OH, and because some of you have been regularly complaining about it since we first started the show, all episodes from now on will be available in MP3 format like a fucking normal podcast. YEAH!!

Or, don't! Because it might get you interested in Monster Hunter, and we got the brilliant Krystian Majewski ofTeamworkCast to help us out.

I have literally nothing else to say about this episode because it is literally two hours of Monster Hunter stuff.

CHEERS!

GUEST-STARRING MR ROSS FOOBISTER READ HIS BLOG

GAMES:

- MONSTER HUNTER 3 ULTIMATE DEMO
- CASTLEVANIA: MIRROR OF FATE DEMO
- ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD
- METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE

and OTHERS

ALSO PS4 CHAT

THANKS

This week we are joined by the powerful Cara Ellison who I won't say anything more about because her mum might read this.

GAMES DISCUSSED:

- SimCity
- DotA 2
- Dark Souls
- DmC
- Happy Wars
- Super Jumping Finn
- Spaceteam

Then, questions!

This episode sounds a bit worse because we had to just record the Skype call instead of doing it properly. WHATEVER 

Owen's here, guys! It's not often he returns from space to talk to us, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Anyway, yeah, this was going to be our Christmas show, but it suffered some SCHEDULING ERRORS and now here it is, on the 16th of January. So it's still Christmas, right? I've still got a pack of Spekulatius in the cupboard and everything.

GAMES DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE OF THE SHOW:

- oh man I actually can't even remember and I only edited this yesterday
- Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
- and MORE!

Enjoy the episode, and we'll see you again when the sun finally comes out and we stop thinking about death for five minutes.

The questions you lot sent in were largely brilliant, so we decided to just dive straight in with them. The alternative was having some ideas of our own of what to do or say on the show, and that doesn't happen.

BORING TECHNICAL NOTE: Rather than our usual recording technique, we just recorded the Skype conversation this time. This means it sounds a bit worse, it's in mono, and it's a little garbled in places. Soz m8.

Next up: CHRISTMAS STUFF HOPEFULLY

The Wii U is a thing that exists now, and we've taken it upon ourselves to tell you what we think about it for two excruciating hours that you are GUARANTEED to never ever get back! The good news is that there is a bit at the end about us sticking consoles up our arses. Your reward for making it through the show's actual content.

Given the subject matter, it seemed entirely fitting to get UK games journo hero and Nintendo aficionado Chris Schillingon the show. If his name doesn't ring any bells, we can still pretty much guarantee that you've read and enjoyed his work somewhere before.

Aside from the console itself, we discuss THESE games:

- ZombiU
- fuckin' Nintendoland
- Chasing Aurora
- Nano Assault
- Tank! Tank! Tank!
- the new Sonic racing game I can never remember the proper name of
- New Super Mario Bros. U

Then we answer questions from you lot.

Join us next time for a podcast that should, hopefully, fit in with all this #DCember guff.

There's a long spoiler-filled conversation about Hotline Miami, so consider avoiding that if you've not yet played the game. If you've not yet played Hotline Miami, consider doing so. It's amazing.

Other games are discussed but they are LESS IMPORTANT.

Then it is questions time. There's a bit where I talk at length about why you don't see female versions of half the races in Mass Effect that I meant to cut out because it's boring as shit, but I forgot. Sorry.

We talk about THESE GAMES:

- Punch Quest
- Assassin's Creed 3
- Some other stuff possibly I can't remember

Then we do questions. Due to a ludicrous technical hitch, some stuff is missing off the end. Sorry. We'll make up for it by making the next episode even longer than usual. 

Haahahahahaha!

Limited synopsis for this one, as Andi decided to take a good week or so before sending his audio over, so the edit was a brief one. We are joined by childhood friend and OXM staff writer Matt Lees and he is PRETTY GOOD. He didn't even complain about your stupid fucking questions!

Man, I can't even remember what games we talk about on this one. Borderlands 2, I think, and XCOM. And... others.

ENJOY.

OR DON'T

- Borderlands 2
- Liberation Maiden
- Metal Gear Solid

And maybe other stuff. Then it is questions time!

We haven't forgotten about the Formula 1 competition, by the way. We just... just give us a minute, okay? Okay?

Thanks.

PETE BARKER IS ON IT

WE TALK ABOUT GAMES ON THIS ONE.

COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE PODCAST'S FILE FORMATS HAVE BEEN NOTED AND WE HOPE TO BE UPLOADING MP3S IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

I LOVE YOU GOODBYE

Sorry it's been a while. We attempt to make this up to you by doing over two hours of listener questions. Everyone says that's the best bit anyway, so shut up.

Sean McTiernan has the dubious honour of being the first guest to come on the show twice. We are glad this has happened and hope you are too. I honestly can't remember most of this episode, but there is definitely a good bit about Valve's $100 Greenlight submission controversy, and a bit about Ian Dickson's romantic endeavours that we had to remove.

Hopefully we'll be back to semi-regular shows again now, so please don't forget that we exist. PLEASE.

We are joined this week by the God of Games himself, Robert Florence. If you're not aware of his work, find Consolevania on iTunes and come back when you've watched the whole lot and we can be friends again.

We talk about RECENT GAMES like Grim Fandango, Just Cause 2, Skyrim (ANDI) and Tribes: Ascend. That last one is actually kind of recent, so I put it at the end so as not to ruin the joke immediately.

Then we answer questions. They were good questions. Our answers, less so.

While we're here: huge thanks to those of you who wanted us to get nominated for a GMA this year. Knowing that you lot wanted us to win something and bothered to tell us so carries more weight than any award. ALTHOUGH IT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO GET SHORTLISTED SO MAYBE TRY HARDER WITH THE LOBBYING NEXT YEAR YEAH.

No but really, thanks. Means a lot.

CHEERIO.

The good news is that while we didn't get the SPECIAL GUEST we had planned, we are instead joined by Jon Brady ofBigRedBarrel fame, which is something we had secretly been wanting to do anyway.

SO we talk about the rubbish we've bought in the latest Steam sale, and then we answer questions. At some point, I reveal how to beat both alcoholism and the internet.

It is a good show. 

No guest this week. It only seemed fair, because we knew we were just going to talk about Phantasy Star Online 2 for ages. We should have someone relatively special for episode ten, though. Someone RELATIVELY SPECIAL INDEED.

So there's a load of PSO2 chat, then some Day Z stuff, then the results of our breathtaking DiRT: Showdown competition, then listener questions. It all takes about two hours and is only mildly painful.

Well, it was if you were sat at home watching the conferences instead of actually being there and playing games and that. But that doesn't stop us sharing our half-baked opinions with YOU.

Andi and Sean are joined by Sean Bamberger this week. He does PR for Sega, but he is only marginally evil.

ALSO there is a competition in this episode to win a copy of DiRT Showdown for the Xbox 360 as well as a t-shirt or something. Listen to the episode to find out how that works. We'll probably also be banging on about it on our Twitter account so pay bloody attention.

CHEERS.

I'd explain here, but it's probably easier if you just listen to it. The good news is we spend an hour or so answering your questions, in the company of the delightful Mark Paterson.

Next week, a load of E3-related sobbing, most likely.

Cheers!