Mike Muratore

The Vlog with Mike & Dave - Hit a Stripper

2013-07-23T18:45:00.001-07:00

Mike & Dave discuss why you should pet a hooker

The Vlog with Mike & Dave - Pet Psychics

2013-07-02T13:40:00.002-07:00

We're back, and we share our (my) thoughts on Pet Psychics

The Vlog with Mike & Dave - Trigger/Safe Words

2013-06-13T14:15:00.001-07:00

The Vlog with Mike & Dave - Fattitude

2013-05-07T13:40:00.000-07:00

Yeah, that's not misspelled, watch & learn

The Vlog with Mike & Dave - Dating No No's

2013-04-30T13:28:00.000-07:00

Be a lady, or a Gentleman

The Vlog with Mike & Dave - Skinny Chicks (Bony Broads)

2013-04-25T13:38:00.001-07:00

Mike & Dave discuss their taste in women, or distaste for chicks that don't eat sandwiches

Stalking is Not a Date

2013-04-10T11:43:00.001-07:00

Talking about stalking.

Guys Are Dumb

2013-04-10T11:37:00.000-07:00

When things go wrong in a relationship, it's not always the woman's fault, because Guys are Dumb.

Survivalists

2013-03-19T19:01:00.002-07:00

On the Vlog with Mike and Dave today. We will talk about survivalists and why we don't want to be one.

Knife up the Butt

2013-03-11T19:10:00.001-07:00

3 Ways.

2013-03-05T15:40:00.000-08:00

The Do's and Don'ts of Three Ways.

Happy Valentine's Day!

2013-02-14T15:19:00.000-08:00

Please help Elvin the Clown in his search for love!

STOP ACTING LIKE A GIRL

2012-06-15T16:48:00.001-07:00

To all my friends and fans it has been a while since I have posted. I have been working. Allot of my male friends have been bitching to me lately that they can't get a date in Los Angeles. Well, you are never getting a date if you don't ask any women out. I have been on 26 dates in 26 weeks. They have ranged from hot to not too hot. I like dating for the experience and the comedy material. The shit that women say is always funny to me. I am on a date and a women said to me you sound like a black guy when you talk. Being Puerto Rican, Italian and black," I responded with what do black people sound like?" "Should I make monkey noises in between sentences". I could have got offended like most people, but I knew she was testing the waters. Next funny thing she said was you sound like a Jewish women. "Now mind you I just went from a negro to a Jewish women in one sentence"!. So I took it to another level and said " I can show you how Jewish I am by bending you over the bar and giving you my 7 inches of penus and that will give you a whole new light on retail shopping." And she continued to talk shit. Which I found even more amusing. Her final jab was I don't know where to put you. " Well unless it is going to be vaginal, oral or anal I am disappearing like the mist." After that she was cool. The moral to the story is stop being a girl guys and take these ladies out.

RED HOT COMEDY

2012-02-09T00:58:00.001-08:00

MARRIAGE

2012-01-30T19:39:00.000-08:00

Marry Cute. Fuck hot. You do not want to marry a beautiful women. It is and illusion. If a women is really beautiful she is use to having her way. Unless you are really mean or rich or both you are in a world of pain. Guys when you get the big cash fuck the hotties but beware! 95% Of the time they are going to take you for a ride and take all your cash. I have many friends that are the nice guy. They will sense it and manipulate the shit out of you. I had one really hot girlfriend I lived with. Model/Actress what a fucking nightmare she was. I had pneumonia for three months and she would not take care of me. So after I recovered I had the locks changed on my apartment had her stuff professionally packed and threw her out on the street. Then I had makeup sex with her and threw her out again. I don't recommend that extreme behavior unless you are willing to pay the consequences. But for me that is how I roll. Till next time.

NEON VENUS

2012-01-12T01:08:00.000-08:00

Dirty Banana

2012-01-09T23:50:00.000-08:00

Here I am in a banana suit doing a sketch for City Girl Comedy. I will post the YouTube video when it is ready.

New Comedy CD

2012-01-07T18:38:00.000-08:00

My new comedy CD is now available from Amazon, iTunes, and CD Baby, as well as through this website. Check out the merchandise page if you want to pick up a copy and hear some samples. If you buy the CD from this site, I'll autograph it before sending it out. If you like my comedy, I think you'll like it.

Welcome to my New Website

2012-01-07T18:34:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my new website, I plan on blogging here about all of the crazy things I have going on in my life and the shows I'm doing. Thanks for stopping by.