milf and cookies anyone?

We HAve Moved......

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 2 Jan 2006 11:14:00 +0800

We Have MOVED to a new Site...

http://socialapathy.blogspot.com/

Wishing you guys a Happy New Year

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:01:00 +0800

Wishing all my readder a fantastic year ahead and may 2006 be a fruitful as you intend it to be. Till then i will be on leave and should be back when the new year begin..My heart need abit of rest..Hope to see you guys back here again..

Warm Wishes

Krunchie Black

"Dont be queasieee cause i am Krunchiieee"

To be or not to be..

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 22:17:00 +0800

When I was in the army, one of my good friend, Fuad was about to embark on a brand new relationship with the girl of his dream. All of us were delighted for him and for me personally, this couldn’t have happen to a more swell guy than he was.

A few months pass on and not too long, Fuad confronted me with a situation he had. He was getting suspicious over his new relationship. He had questions over his girlfriend’s loyalty towards it. I tried initially to talk him out of his suspicions and just to put it down to relationship’s jitters.
Not too long after that talk, he came back to me and told me that his suspicions are even stronger now than ever.

So we gathered a few more close friends and decided to lay down a plan to resolve Fuad’s suspicions. It was agreed that among us, one would pretend to be a stranger trying to seduce Fuad’s girlfriend. Initially everyone thought I were the best candidate for the role but I strongly disagree to the notion as I believe that Fuad’s girlfriend were of higher taste than to fall for my cheesy lines so we handed the task to even a more higher being, the real smoothie among us, Fauzi.

To most of our surprise, it really didn’t take much from Fauzi to seduce the girl in question. It just took a couple of phone calls, some cheesy lines to go with it and after a week or so, a date was set-up.
In the meantime, Fuad played his part and he knew by then that his girl was being unfaithful to him. Not only was she toying with our “Romeo”, we also found out from our network of friends, that she was dating 3 more guys simultaneously.
So we set up a plan to catch her red handed and which we did and still she insists on her innocence towards the accusations on her.

I could only looked away in amazement on how she trying to wiggle her way out from this unscrupulous act of betrayal towards a guy who got to be one of the nicest, gentlest and generous person that I know of.

At another point of my life, I was sharing an apartment with a couple of people and my girlfriend at that point used to stay over quite frequently and being the gregarious girl that she was, it was difficult for anyone to hate her and all my housemates took her in instantaneously. In time one of my housemate and the same girlfriend, ventured on an affair as well. Knowing about it, I wasn’t just distraught about it, but it broke me as a person. Not because I lost a loved one but more because the betrayal was done under the same roof that both of us were in. Not only did he show little disregard of me but totally no respect to my presence and being.

I have always believed in the goodness of men, no matter how evil and vengeful that person can be but as long as he knows to feel than there is always capacity in him to be good.

I can tell you this as much about myself that has been very consistent in my life. I have always surrounded myself with exceptionally beautiful girls and all of my girlfriends has been tops in that list as well as having brains to boot. So it is never a surprise to me that my girlfriends are the attraction of heterosexual males and the approached these girls get from guys are mere compliments to me on the aesthetic values of these girls.

I am never insecure about my manhood just because some guys try to tap my girlfriend’s ass and I can tell you this much, any guys are always welcomed to attempt.

I am not a man who has wealth, not much aesthetic in me nor do I possess much material comfort but everyday, every single day I set out to practice my own set of ethical values.

I can also tell you that I have yet to pursue a girl when I know for sure that she is with someone even if she says otherwise. Should I ever plan to do so, I would gamely enquire to her partner in question about her availability rather than leave everything to chance, fate or luck.

Sometimes when I look at all the fucked up guys around me who go relentlessly out of their way to pursue some pussy, I get so enraged that these people don’t practice some gentlemanly conduct. Sometimes I wish that the ideals of romanticism exist today, where chivalry and patriotisms exist. Where men acknowledge each other presence and roles.

Now all I see are guys who willingly ready to do anything and everything to tap some ass despite knowingly the presence of others to the equation.

Acts of betrayal are common among men but to betray the ones you loved are a greater sin than others.

In my lifetime I have seen my share of acts of betrayal and most times than not, I blamed the fairer sex for it. For only they allow such conditions to prevail instead of nipping it in the bud but my blame for the men for not having brain to see guise when confronted with one. I also blame men for not exercising class when they are born with it.

It seems that we are in such dire state that I have more class in my little pinkie finger than most men have in their scrotums. The reason why I have never coveted with an attached girls because I never want the same kind of situation happened where I will be short changed but despite exercising gentlemanly class and chivalry with my nemesis, time and time again I am confronted with such situations and the truth is, the hurt felt never seems to be less.

I really can’t blame anyone despite everything. My girls are always going to be beautiful, hot, sexy and fuckable and guys will forever lose their brains when tits are in sight.

So here I am pleading to dick twats out there. If you realize that the girl you are seducing or fucking with is a girlfriend of mine, all you need to do is ask….no no.. tell me nicely that you are having that particular ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner and trust me, with your testament, guilt will leave your heart and mind eventually.

I on the other hand will leave the both of you to each of your own devices.

I am a man.

Actually a man’s man.

I got a physique of a Roman’s god, lead an interesting life that most of you can only crave for, have more brain in me than you can ever comprehend and a dick that is the envy of a lot of men. So should a girl have the heart to betray my love and attention and a man has the courage to exercise the act of betrayal itself than clearly both of you do not know who I really am.

Just ask any of my ex-girlfriends.

This got to be one of the most ridiculous things ever...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 14:34:00 +0800

Letterman subject of restraining order

SANTA FE, New Mexico (AP) -- Lawyers for David Letterman want a judge to quash a restraining order granted to a Santa Fe woman who contends the CBS late-night host used code words to show he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host.
A state judge granted a temporary restraining order to Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994.

Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least 3 yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering."
Lawyers for Letterman, in a motion filed Tuesday, contend the order is without merit and asked state District Judge Daniel Sanchez to quash it.
"Celebrities deserve protection of their reputation and legal rights when the occasional fan becomes dangerous or deluded," Albuquerque lawyer Pat Rogers wrote in the motion.

Nestler told The Associated Press by telephone Wednesday that she had no comment pending her request for a permanent restraining order "and I pray to God I get it."
Sanchez set a Jan. 12 hearing on the permanent order.
Letterman's longtime Los Angeles lawyer, Jim Jackoway, said Nestler's claims were "obviously absurd and frivolous."
"This constitutes an unfortunate abuse of the judicial process," he said.

Nestler's application for a restraining order was accompanied by a six-page typed letter in which she said Letterman used code words, gestures and "eye expressions" to convey his desires for her.
She wrote that she began sending Letterman "thoughts of love" after his "Late Show" began in 1993, and that he responded in code words and gestures, asking her to come East.
She said he asked her to be his wife during a televised "teaser" for his show by saying, "Marry me, Oprah." Her letter said Oprah was the first of many code names for her and that the coded vocabulary increased and changed with time.

Her letter does not say why she recently sought a restraining order.
Rogers' motion to quash the order contends the court lacks jurisdiction over Letterman, that Nestler never served him with restraining order papers, and that she didn't meet other procedural requirements.

NKF SAGA

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:38:00 +0800

The NKF Saga has stretched longer than it should but the good thing coming out from all of this, is the fact that i have learnt a very important lesson,

"A CLEVER Indian, is an Indian who knows WHAT to speak, WHEN to speak and to WHOM he should speak it too"

Well for those who are about to get married, read this..

Chronic Of Narnia..Mofos!!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 16:39:00 +0800

Illest Narnians Rhymes and Lullabyes

Serious Health Questions..

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 16:29:00 +0800

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ..... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Its a Rich Men EPL World....

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:28:00 +0800

Michael Essien is proving to be a versatile footballer; he’s added the forearm smash to his already impressive repertoire. He’s a 16/1 shot to see red, but beware; it looks like the only way he’ll ever be sent off is if he pulls out a machine gun.
Michael Owen returns to Liverpool with Newcastle, presumably to try and locate his wheel nuts. Liverpool’s trek to Japan and back can’t have done them any favours; the Geordies are definitely worth an interest at 4/1. Alan Shearer should be backed at 5/2 to score at any time in the match; he’s just short of Jackie Milburn’s goal scoring record. Michael Owen is a 13/8 shot to find the net; he’s just short.

Alan Curbishley was being tipped as the next England manager a few weeks ago, the way Charlton have collapsed in recent weeks, he’d be lucky to find a job cleaning up in McDonalds, a position normally associated with Lee Bowyer. The Gunners are going to beat up on somebody soon, Charlton are that somebody. Take a piece of the 4/7.

Quotes of the week:

“Birmingham have not won a trophy for err…I don’t think they’ve ever won a trophy.”
Alex ‘Rudolph’ Ferguson

“If you try and play football against Arsenal, they’ll beat you; we didn’t do that last week.”
Alan ‘Grumpy’ Shearer

“Paul Scholes is a fantastic midfielder, there’s not a weakness that he hasn’t got.”
Steve ‘Dopey’ Bruce

Charlton v Arsenal Monday 26th December 12.45 Live on Sky

Charlton 9/2
Draw 12/5
Arsenal 4/7

Get on: Arsenal
Arsenal murdered Charlton in both matches last season with Freddie scoring in both games. The Addicks have conceded 19 goals in their last 7 matches. The wounded Gunners will run riot.

Chelsea v Fulham Monday 26th December 13.00

Chelsea 1/5
Draw 4/1
Fulham 11/1

Get on: Chelsea
Fulham are winless away from home all season; Chelsea haven’t conceded a goal in 11 _ hours of football. A safe home win.

Tottenham v Birmingham Monday 26th December 13.00

Tottenham 2/5
Draw 11/4
Birmingham 13/2

Get on: Tottenham
The Spurs have scored three goals in their last three games. The way Birmingham are playing, a 3-0 defeat will be a respectable result.

Liverpool v Newcastle Monday 26th December 15.00 Live on Premiership Plus

Liverpool 8/13
Draw 12/5
Newcastle 4/1

Get on: Newcastle
The Toon army have only lost one match when Michael Owen has played this season. He’ll be up for this one.

Man Utd v West Brom Monday 26th December 15.00

Man Utd 1/5
Draw 4/1
West Brom 11/1

Get on: Man Utd
Man U are 6-1-0 in their last 7 league matches. The Albion have not won on the road all season. Home banker.

Middlesbrough v Blackburn Monday 26th December 15.00

Middlesbrough 10/11
Draw 9/4
Blackburn 5/2

Get on: Blackburn
Blackburn strolled to victory in last weeks Cup tie, a repeat is definitely on the cards.

Portsmouth v West Ham Monday 26th December 15.00

Portsmouth 5/4
Draw 9/4
West Ham 7/4

Get on: Portsmouth
Harry faces West Ham for the first time since he left the club four years ago; with the Hammers leaking goals recently, a home win gets the nod.

Sunderland v Bolton Monday 26th December 15.00

Sunderland 11/4
Draw 12/5
Bolton 4/5

Get on: Sunderland
The Mackems will win a home match this season…. possibly.

Wigan v Man City Monday 26th December 15.00

Wigan 11/8
Draw 11/5
Man City 13/8

Get on: Wigan
Both teams are capable of playing great football; it’s what the Yanks call a pick-em. City have lost four of their last five away from home, I’ll edge towards Wigan.

Aston Villa v Everton Monday 26th December 17.15 Live on Sky

Aston Villa Evs
Draw 2/1
Everton 5/2

Get on: Aston Villa
The good news: Steven Davis has signed a new contract at the Villa. The bad news: Van Der Meyde has been ruled out for Everton. The good news edges it.

Women seize power from lazy men

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:25:00 +0800

Women seize power from lazy men

Women in a Croatian village have seized power from their lazy menfolk in local elections.After their success, the women of Lozisca on the island of Brac vowed "to let the men back into our beds, but never back into politics".They won all seven seats on the local council after deciding they were sick of seeing the village men doing nothing for the community.

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Bizarre Sex Laws

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:18:00 +0800

Bizarre Sex Laws

1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

Sex Education Anyone???

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 02:02:00 +0800

Thursday Reviews to view??

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:50:00 +0800

The Family Stone (2005)

Diane Keaton and Craig T. Nelson play the parents of a freewheeling but loveable New England family who don't take so well to the eldest Stone son's new girlfriend (Sarah Jessica Parker) on her first visit. The Christmas-y film co-stars Claire Danes, Luke Wilson, and Dermot Mulroney.

"Writer-director Thomas Bezucha lays it on thick, but he knows the mad-dog anarchy of family life and gives the laughs a sharp comic edge."
-- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

"Despite its flaws, The Family Stone sparkles bright with originality."
-- Stella Papamichael, BBC

"Hollywood is always making family comedies, but they are rarely about real families: relations who are as difficult as they are wonderful, people who both love and irritate the heck out of each other. Families like The Family Stone."
-- Kenneth Turan, LOS ANGELES TIMES

"Moments of high hilarity and cringe-inducing honesty are scattered throughout The Family Stone."
-- Bob Strauss, LOS ANGELES DAILY NEWS

"It plays almost like Terms of Endearment crossed with the feel-good yule romance Love Actually."
-- Bruce Westbrook, HOUSTON CHRONICLE

Rev Run: Distortion (RSMG 2005)

Without question, “Mind on the Road,” the first single from Rev. Run’s debut solo album, Distortion, will be remembered by music critics as one of the great singles of the first half of the decade. Coming about as close to the old-school glory of “Walk This Way” as he’s liable to get, the song is powered by a sample from Joan Jett and the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll,” as Run raps poetic about the touring lifestyle of the old days:

Always on the road ‘cause my record’s full blownLivin’ out my bag, but I’m never missin’ homePapa was a rocker, and I’m like a rollin’ stoneGot another call, “Yo, it’s time for the show!”Got my mind on the road, and, yo, it’s time to go!

Those days are over now, however, as is documented on a regular basis via the right Reverend’s reality show on MTV, entitled – what else? – “Run’s House.” In his interview with Bullz-Eye, he indicated that he had no intention of touring behind Distortion and wasn’t even willing to commit to the possibility that he’d make any live performances short of the occasional talk show to hype the record. But that’s probably for the best, at least for the time being; Run is still in the process of creating his new public persona, and, until that’s completely in place, people still think in terms of seeing him on stage with Jam Master Jay and DMC.

DMC doesn’t make an actual appearance on Distortion, but both he and Jay get name-checked in the lyrics of “Home Sweet Home,” Run’s tribute to his late comrade in rap, the good Jam Master. Over a sample from “Sweet Home Alabama,” Run declares that Jay was “the greatest, and he’s sharin’ everything that he earned / And you can count on Jam Master, I was never concerned.” In fact, Distortion is somewhat of a concept album, loosely held together by Rev. Run reminiscing about his career and past accomplishments, from opening track “I Used to Think I Was Run,” where he talks of getting caught up in an ego trip, to “Don’t Stop Ya’ll,” in which he refers to himself as “the first platinum status rap president.” There are also songs on which he re-utilizes samples that had been borrowed by Run-DMC in the past, like the Monkees’ “Mary, Mary,” which re-appears on “High and Mighty Joe,” and, on the aforementioned “Don’t Stop Ya’ll,” he samples Run-DMC themselves (“Rock Box” and “Hit It Run”).

Perhaps the most surprising thing about Distortion is that it’s only 23 minutes and 2 seconds long, which is, in the inarguable words of my lovely wife, “crazy short.” Still, as comebacks go, better to achieve brilliance via brevity than to, say, come roaring out of the gate with a sprawling 2-disc monstrosity in a misguided attempt to prove that he can compete with folks like Outkast or the Wu-Tang Clan. He can, of course; he just doesn’t need spoken-word bits or "sketches" propping up the space between songs to do so. There’s no filler on Distortion; it’s a tight, focused production which meets its established goal – to show that Run is back on the attack – and also whets the appetite for another helping.

~Will Harris

2 for the price of 1??

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:30:00 +0800

School teacher marry student!!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:09:00 +0800

School Teacher marries Student!!!

Things you ought to know this Christmas..

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 10:08:00 +0800

1.9 billion -- Number of Christmas cards sent to friends and loved ones every year, making Christmas the largest card-sending occasion in the United States. The second largest is Valentine's Day, with approximately 192 million cards being given.

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Signs she wanna sleep with you

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:51:00 +0800

All women are different and one woman's flirty mannerisms might be another woman's normal pattern of behavior. So what's a guy to do? How can you tell if she's giving you the go-ahead when it comes to the horizontal tango?
Whether you're on a first date or a third date, most women give off signals that will give you the "I want you to ravish me" vibe or the "I think we can be really good friends" vibe. I'm only here to help you distinguish which vibes you might be getting.

Is that an invitation?
Before you begin analyzing every move she makes, be aware that all women are different, and while one might be behaving in a playful manner, another might be sending you overt buying signals. Keep your eyes open, your ears peeled and your erection down, boy.
First impressions can be deceiving, so before summing up that her arm brushing against your shoulder is a surefire sign that she wants you to play S to her M, make sure that such behavior is displayed only for you.

How to react if she says no?
If you decide that she was giving you those googly eyes and move in for the kill, so to speak, and she puts her hand up to your face and says, "Excuse me, but what is it that you think you're doing?" then it's time for you to gather a quick, witty response.
Don't say things like, "But you were giving me all the signs," or "come on, you want it, why don't you just admit it?" Instead, apologize and tell her that you wanted to know what it would feel like to have that connection with her.
You might not get to kiss her, and perhaps you'll never hear from her again, but at least you took a chance and went after what you wanted instead of sitting around like an unknowing spectator.

Signs she might want you
Remember that there are still women who expect men to make the first move when it comes to all matters of the heart (and body). Here are some signs that may indicate an open invitation to touch:

She touches you
Whether you're having an intimate conversation at a restaurant or dancing up a storm at a nightclub, she's constantly got her hands all over your body. She feels safe enough to invade your space and is letting you know that she's comfortable with you. Touching you is her way of investigating if there is indeed a magical spark between the two of you. When a lady touches you in a way that seems un-platonic, chances are, she's giving you a sneak preview of all the skin contact possible in this world. So watch out when she offers to read your palm, gives you a massage, tries to ruffle your hair or sit real close to you on that bus ride.
Note: If she touches everyone when she talks to them, then this does not indicate that she wants you.

She lets you touch her
Trust me on this one. If the lady has little feelings for you, she will not tolerate you playing with her hair too much, or patting her on the back. If you try to touch her and she withdraws or fends you off, then it's bye bye Danny boy.

She invites you in
After a night out, you drive her home and she invites you upstairs for "coffee." Although she may just be a polite person, chances are that if she's inviting you in at such a late hour, a little more than coffee will be brewing. If for some reason, she doesn't invite you in, it can only mean two things. One, she is embarrassed to show you her hide out because she really is a huge slob, which means that her underwear are lying around the room, dishes from a week ago are still in the sink and these are just anti-a-good-romp factors. Consequently, she might just be a polite person whose invitation for late-night coffee is simply a harmless gesture. So now you are in her home, eyes glossing over the details of her life. If she intends for some action that night, it is only reasonable that she spends a long time in her bathroom looking at her teeth, taking off that pasa malam girdle which so happens to hide her bulge and putting on sexy lingerie. So if for no other reasons than pooping, time her, because the longer she stays in the loo, the more hope you have to get that bed shaking.

She talks about sex
Whether it's about how bad her past boyfriend was in bed or the fact that she hasn't felt a man's skin in months, if she's talking about sex in a conversation between the two of you, it's because she has sex on the brain. Most girls aren't that daring with that topic, so if she starts talking about how sex is one of the needs of life amongst air, water and sunlight, do not, I repeat, DO NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC. Maintain eye contact, let her know you think she is da bomb and you are on your way to Kingdom Come.

She gives you sexual compliments
She doesn't mention your new shirt, but rather how great your chest looks. She doesn't talk about your new pants, but rather how round your butt looks in them. When she compliments your body parts rather than your clothes, perhaps that's because she wishes she were your garments.

Metaphors
The best indicators are not necessarily the direct ones. She may choose to utilize external objects (which are phallic) to turn the heat on, and they are by no means subtle! For example, be very happy, when she starts caressing the gear lever of your car, or when she orders banana split and savours it so slowly as if she is telling you "imagine if this is your dick". Another example would be when she licks her lollipop or ice-cream and makes sure you see how she moves her lips and tongue. There are so many metaphors a girl can use to express her desires.

She shares her food
If you're at a restaurant and she starts giving you forkfuls of her food and samples your entrée at will, it means she feels comfortable with you and has no qualms about revealing that side of herself.

She watches your lips
In most cases, when people engage in conversation, they look in each other's eyes when they speak. If she constantly stares at your mouth, however, it's very possible that she's longing for a little something something from that area of your face. Note: If you're in a loud environment, she may only be looking at your lips in order to make out what you're saying.

Act, don't ask
When you receive strong signals indicating that she wants you in an intimate way, don't, I repeat don't ask for permission to kiss her. Take control of the situation and make your move. If she pulls away, then that's her way of saying no.

Many women have made it very clear that they don't appreciate it when a man asks for permission to hug or kiss her. So keep that in mind the next time you're in such a situation.
If you're at a nightclub and she's amid her friends, ask what she's doing afterwards. If she wants to be with you, she'll make it clear with her answer. If not, you'll know.

If you're on a date, don't make a sexual move in a public environment, do it in private only. And remember; if you make her feel safe, she won't have any hesitations about kissing you or doing anything else.

The last thing you want to end up doing is going home and pondering on what was said and what you should've done. Get up, get out, meet some women, and make your move gentlemen, we're waiting.

Why Manchester United is doing so WELL!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 13:09:00 +0800

Strange getting stranger

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:43:00 +0800

Best Friends

The ONLY good thing America did to Iraq

And many other weird Stories

Bert and Ernie togethe, gether...

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:19:00 +0800

As part of the ever growing Krunchie Family, I will be expanding to another blog where we would be reviewing places of attraction as well as events anywhere in the region especially in Singapore.
I would be sending our reporters to these places to give you, the readers the insight scoop of places to be seen, do and heard.

Meet our reporters...

Bobby Bert

Ernie EverClear

Starfish Patlik

Big Eyes Bob Pants

Bunny Tooth Sandy

For the first assignment, I have sent out Ernie EverClear to go to Zouk KL over the weekend to check out the hype behind the scene down in Kuala Lumpur. It is sad to say that instead of seeing the bottom of the dance floor, Ernie decided to check out the bottom of the bottle instead.

Click here to read about his exploits...

For Snoopy Fans..

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:12:00 +0800

Hey there Charlie Brown...

THE PERFECT DAY - Men vs Women

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:48:00 +0800

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents – expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend’s ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10.50 Carried to bed…(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY – FOR HIM

6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine – 2 under.
11.45 Lunch – Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play the back nine – 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport ( Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) – on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson ( bending over….naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalized.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953) , big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day; Liverpool beating Man United by 3 own goals from Van Horsehead.
9.30 Sex with three women ( all with lesbian tendencies….some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

Things i learnt over the weekend..

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:11:00 +0800

I was over in Kuala Lumpur for a GlobaL peace Forum and here are the things i learnt over the weekend..

If we could shrink the world population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following...

There would be

57 Asians, 21 Europeans
14, from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 would be Africans
52 would be female, 48 male
30 woud be white, 70 would be non-white
70 would be non-Christian, 30 Christian
89 would be hetrosexual, 11 homosexual
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all six would be from USA
80 would live in a substandard housing
70 would be unable to read, 50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death, 1 would be near birth
ONLY 1 would have a college education
ONLY 1 would own a computer
I'm suffering from Arthiritis

Your Discerning Guide to Wasting your time and money

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:27:00 +0800

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe

C.S. Lewis' timeless adventure THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE follows the exploits of the four Pevensie siblings -- Lucy, Edmund, Susan and Peter -- in World War II England who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of 'hide-and-seek' in the rural country home of an elderly professor. Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch, Jadis. Under the guidance of a noble and mystical ruler, the lion Aslan, the children fight to overcome the White Witch's powerful hold over Narnia in a spectacular, climactic battle that will free Narnia from Jadis' icy spell forever.

The film marks the first live-action directorial effort for New Zealander Andrew Adamson (the Oscar®-winning "Shrek," "Shrek 2"), who also co-wrote the screenplay adaptation with Emmy Award-winner Ann Peacock (HBO's "A Lesson Before Dying") and scribes Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely. The film is produced by Academy Award®-winning filmmaker Mark Johnson and Philip Steuer.To bring his dazzling vision to the screen, Adamson has secured the talents of Oscar®-nominated cinematographer Donald M. McAlpine, ASC, ACS, Oscar®-nominated production designer Roger Ford, seasoned costume designer Isis Mussenden, film editors Sim Evan-Jones and Jim May and composer Harry Gregson-Williams. -- © Buena Vista Pictures

"There's no hideous beast or CGI landscape rendered here that can compare with what lurks in the mind of even the dullest, least imaginative child."--
Chris Barsant
FILMCRITIC.COM

"It's a sturdy adaptation, and if The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe doesn't capture the magic of C.S. Lewis' books, it comes a fair sight close to catching it."--
Amy Biancolli
HOUSTON CHRONICLE

"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, by summoning C.S. Lewis' spirit, creates a different kind of spectacle -- a starry-eyed crusade."--
Owen Gleiberman
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

"By the end of Narnia, I felt like I was retaught a lesson I had long since learned instead of living the dream of a new discovery. Suitable in that there are clearly no small metaphors, only small movies about those metaphors."--
Erik Childress

"The spectacle is worth seeing on the big screen and the story is timeless."-- Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
THEMOVIECHICKS.COM

Earth, Wind & Fire

Illumination

Earth, Wind and Fire recorded some of the greatest funky jazz soul of the Seventies, but they lost their way as record-makers long after entering "Boogie Wonderland" in 1979. Their twenty-third album, Illumination, taps into Santana's now-familiar Supernatural formula: Give a veteran great a hip replacement by surrounding it with lots of gifted youngbloods. On Illumination, the formula works well largely because the parties involved -- including Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, Raphael Saadiq and Black Eyed Peas' Will.i.am -- seem to sincerely treasure the EWF sound. High points include two Jam and Lewis tracks, "Love's Dance" and the characteristically dreamy "Pure Gold"; also the sexy "Show Me the Way," featuring Saadiq; and even a cover of OutKast's "The Way You Move," which could go down as the funkiest song in guest saxophonist Kenny G.'s catalog.
DAVID WILD

Under Wear Issues

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:23:00 +0800

Court pardons smitten bra burglar

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the home of a neighbor he secretly loved, at one point sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been let off the hook by a Chinese court, Xinhua news agency said Tuesday.The man confessed to breaking into the woman's home five times, including once while she was sleeping, though he had fled as soon as she woke up, Xinhua said.

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Letting it all out..

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:13:00 +0800

Iran’s hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Thursday that if Germany and Austria feel responsible for massacring Jews during World War II, a state of Israel should be established on their soil!

“Now that you believe the Jews were oppressed, why should the Palestinian Muslims have to pay the price?” the hardline president asked in an interview with Iran’s Arabic-language satellite channel, Al-Alam.

“Why did you come to give a piece of Islamic land and the territory of the Palestinian people to them?

“You oppressed them, so give a part of Europe to the Zionist regime so they can establish any government they want. We would support it,” he said, according to a transcript of his original Farsi-language comments given to AFP.

“So, Germany and Austria, come and give one, two or any number of your provinces to the Zionist regime so they can create a country there which all of Europe will support and the problem will be solved at its root,” he said.

“Why do they insist on imposing themselves on other powers and creating a tumor so there is always tension and conflict?” Via Middle-East Online

So he first called to wipe the country of the map, and now this.. Njad must be the most straight talking politician I’ve seen on this issue; the guy does not differentiate Jews from Zionists, evidently not a great believer in the holocausts -another source here -and just has to guts to come out and lay it plainly out there, straight and simple!

What I really don’t understand here is the issue of “Palestine” being an “Islamic Land”, the only Islam that land saw was imposed there by the power of the sword! Jerusalem is the heartland of Christianity; I still can’t tell how everybody fails to notice that.

Other than that, I really hope this guy knows what he’s doing, the last thing we need is more instability in the area, and his persistent lunacy displayed on the background of uncompromising moves should serve as a clear justification for striking Iran’s nuclear installations now. The losers? The Mullahs and the so called “moderates” who live on the hope to retake their country at some point.

For now, I’ll personally lay back and enjoy watching the chain reactions (which started already)