Mind Of Dragonfire

The Chronicles Of Artie Barnes

2012-01-12T05:46:00.001-05:00

An Unknown Man Predicts Our Future From 1980

2012-01-12T05:45:00.000-05:00

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #11 Michael Jackson's Ghost?!?

2010-09-09T12:19:00.001-04:00

There is a lot of confusion out there because, some people noticed in a CNN video something out of the ordinary. Some people believe when Jermaine Jackson was having an interview with CNN, that they saw Michael Jackson's ghost. I think not...

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode 12 - Artie Barnes & His Dying Mother Video Rant

2010-09-09T12:11:00.002-04:00

This is a hard one to understand. A nutty man puts his mother dying in hospice online without consent then banters her on video while telling her he is taking pictures of her. Some people have a couple screws loose so, I did a video rant about him. Some of his stuff is noted & shown in my videos so you know what I am talking about. :0)

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #10 - Drunks Messing With Drunks?!

2010-08-31T08:44:00.002-04:00

I have yet to understand the logic behind someone who is drunk messing with someone else who is drunk?

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #9 - When Will The Michael Jackson Thing End??!

2010-08-31T08:13:00.000-04:00

Seriously people!! He died how long ago, get off of it!!!

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #8 - Business Copycats

2010-08-31T03:50:00.000-04:00

Did you know the world was built on 1 original idea and 1 trillion copycats!? I'll explain. Please watch :)

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #6 - Awesome Fountain I Saw Today!

2010-08-31T02:25:00.001-04:00

This is one awesome fountain I found in Atlantic City Mall. If your ever in the area, you have to see this show. You will not believe your eyes!

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #1 - Drunk Roomate Getting Antiqued

2010-08-30T05:05:00.001-04:00

Well, After countless times this guy tricked me, tackled me, and what not. It was time for some payback Jackass style!

Tattoos & Regrets

2010-08-27T08:21:00.001-04:00

Tattoos & Regrets & Piercings... If your gonna get a tattoo or Piercing, make sure in the near future that your still gonna want it...

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #5 - 2 Girls 1 Cup Double Reactions

2010-08-27T08:08:00.002-04:00

I decided to put these 2 together. The first one was super weird with my drunk friends. The Second one was with someone with a very funny attitude about it. Didn't even faze him lol

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #2 - Exploring Fire With Lighter Fluid!

2010-08-27T07:59:00.002-04:00

Another stupid idea done by yours truly... Maybe I was insane then lol. 2nd video I ever made. I was bored one night and wondered how Mar Omega does it lol. So, I pulled out Ronsonol Lighter Fluid and tested lighting it up on myself lol. Will do a remake with the real stuff one day or maybe never... LOL.

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #7 - 185Lb Maneating Chicken!!!

2010-08-27T07:53:00.002-04:00

Yea... Its dumb, I know but. It made ratings & was my first ever video lol!

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #4 - What I Used To Do For A Living

2010-08-27T07:48:00.002-04:00

A lot of people have asked what I used to do for a living. I can honestly say when the economy wasn't shit that this right here is something I am proud that I have accomplished. I was a self employed DJ working with Mar Omega & Lady Kyra doing Karaoke & Carnival Entertainment. Here is the photo slideshow of have INSANE we were **Wink**

My Thoughts Make Me Mentally Insane To Others

2010-08-27T06:57:00.000-04:00

This is gonna be an unusual subject. I know the top line makes this blog sound like something crazy but, bear with my thoughts. Its gonna be a little of the bounce around of subjects that lead to the point.

I love it when people listen to me, talk to me, read my blogs, or even watch my videos. Some actually think what I have to say either way makes me mentally insane. I was never a normal person... I was always abnormal in my life. I think things as others do but, I make my voice public about everything I think about. If you have ever read any of my profiles, I can give a flying fuck less what anybody thinks about me. You think your better than me? Keep telling yourself that sweethearts! Sooner or later, that may bite you on your asses too!

I have accomplished more things than you ever have. (multiple people being referenced here) Oh, and one more cause, I just want to make it known. IF you read my blogs and think that its ALL ABOUT YOU then you REALLY need a life. This blog being written is NOT a TARGETING blog. This is just in general of people who like to talk shit thinking I have no idea but, I have my resources. Last but, not least. Here is what I have accomplished regardless to how better you MIGHT think you are than me...

Regardless to me not working currently, I have self taught myself things you would NEVER accomplish. No school, nothing like that.... I hope to be working soon or I'm liable to drive myself nuts!

Web Design, Java Editing, HTML Editing, Airbrushing, Painting, Tattooing, Singing, Blogging, Building Computers, Fixing Computers & Laptops, Hacker, Anarchist, Cooking (for a restaurant & home), Self Employment, Bartending, Acting, Software Troubleshooting, Writing In General, Jewelry Making, Not Being A Drug User/Abuser, Not Being An Alcoholic, Auto Mechanic, Video Blogging, Photo Editing, Video Editing, Photoshop, etc... This list goes on forever...

Just because you THINK your better than me, may have created a family, dabbled in self employment, learned the internet on your own, or what have you doesn't make you SHIT compared to me. Its apparent that YOU ARE NOT a millionaire. When you get to that point, you can talk shit all you want about how mentally insane I may be. I think its time to look in the mirror and realize the fake person you really are and hope by the hand of god you get bitch slapped.

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ANYWAYS!

If you ever noticed, I write a lot of good, informative stories.. Or I will write about weird things I got to experience or see on my day/night, weird videos that the world should see, what I think the world should be, I even have gone as far as ranted about certain things that bother me, or even got down right nasty in a lot of what I write without care. Kinda makes me look Bi-Polar but, i'm not, I assure you lol. This blog is like my life journal... Anything I can think of writing about weather it has to do with my personal life or not, will be here. Thats a blog. I just think of something on my mind and post it here. Look at my blogs. I'm nuts with what I write about right!? Well, its all in an opinion. If ya met me in person, I AM THE SAME. I come up with shit that a normal person wouldn't talk about in their normal lives. Soon, this website your on now will be revamped with my videos as well. Nuts!? No, I don't think so.

A blog of informative junk is worse than watching the news to me. I have seen so many blogs like mine or even worse. These days, all most people are doing with blogs are trying to sell crap and not get too far trying. A blog was meant to be a journal of shit that you wanna talk about and share with others that share the same interests. Someone came up with the crazy idea of thinking that a blog would make someone millions, flooding Myspace for people to sell to, Flooding Facebook, and now Flooding twitter. Ever notice on Twitter.... Its easy to get followers and to follow. DO you really think anyone actually reads ANYTHING you write. They kind of think the way others do. They think if they advertise their selling their contest crap, their books, their recipes, even blogs that some dude will click and see your blog. NOT unless you are Justin Bieber... Only the famous get noticed on Twitter. People follow you so you follow them but, don't think for a second that your gonna instantly make money on this thing. People's perception is dollar signs when they are actually only making like $80 a month on advertising minus whatever they spent in the first place to make their darn blog, what they spent on a website upkeep, and what have you. The only people that seem to be making and money on their blog is if 10 PEOPLE decide to read your blog and DECIDE to click on an ad-sense link if the blog targets the ad-sense to something interesting.

So, why do I think like this?! Cause I've been there. I have been on the internet since it all started as a BBS... (Bulletin Board System on a crap computer with dialup. Nothing but text, no graphics) I've seen the worst and the best since. Everybody is beating at the door to make the common dollar. Some make it, some fail horribly. Especially NETWORK MARKETING. They lie and say their making thousands with some type of paypal pic of proof that is not their own to make you join and bust your ass till you choke!

I have had a hard after childhood so to say. My after childhood BS turned into me being the only child in the family in its technicality... Actually, its kinda always been that way due to situations beyond my control after i turned 16... I actually almost have a book completed about it... Maybe one day I will PUBLISH my book on my life and you guys can donate or some shit to read all about it. Can't imagine why anyone would buy it... Its about me damnit, not like its about you or us... But, with all my personal writings, I am up to about 50 pages so far so, could be a good story for a life lesson of your own. But, countless people have this situation in some form in their life so, I bet my story wouldn't be any different than someone Else's.

In closing. I am far from mentally insane. I just make my thoughts known to the world and hope to share in return thoughts. Sometimes my stuff will be funny, other times bitter, but, that's my mind spitting out the information. Sure, I have control but, WHY?! So, I can be another peon on the earth that doesn't give a damn!? Think not... You guys and gals that don't stand up and open your mouths can get ulcers, blood pressure problems, strokes, or what have you. Not I... A lot of people wanna think what they want to think, this is what makes communication in a BLOG or daily life wherever you are... If you think I am mean, I'll leave you with this... Write me a comment and then shove it up your ass (Tosh.0). (Gotta Love Tosh). But seriously, if you want to write me a comment, I am the RANT KING! I will feature our good or bad comments and i'll duke it out with ya.

By the way.... If you noticed on Shitter err Twitter..

I said I was posting 2 others subjects other than this:

I'm Better Than You & You Don't Even Know It Yet

(Well, this was covered in this subject right here so, No need for that...)

Karma Is A Bitch

(I'm going to cover below because I could not figure out what else to write!)

I come to realize this in the end for a lot of people that I know or have loved in my past... Everyone who has did or said things to me, in the end... They get what they deserve somehow or are going to get it. Even myself included lol. I mean, lets look at the big picture.

People who do unto others get done unto them nearly 10 fold half the time. Its crazy really. I mean, 1 person:

Does you wrong and in the end, they end up losing most of their friends and can't be alone in a bar without feeling uncomfortable cause they know they fucked up and can't admit it.

They end up being with you, cheating on you, getting married, and then lose most of their friends they made while they were with you which makes them move out of the state.

They cheat on you and end up getting another man to fuck, they get pregnant and the man is married....

Someone burns you in some way and then BAM!, they lose their job...

Or Me, falling for dumb shit links and BAM! I get my Facebook account hacked because a bunch of dumb shit idiots wanna cheat at making the common dollar by making someone click on a link and then after the account is hacked, gets your account automated to tell all your friends to click on this link and enter a cell phone number for $40 a month worth of charges...

In the end of all of this.... Karma works in MYSTERIOUS ways for a lot of us... Karma also brings good things to those who wait. What might go bad for one might go good for another and vice versa. Karma has also brought good things to my life as well as others. I have someone I am spending life with, I am reconnecting with old friends, I am writing a blog and sticking to it, I'm learning Tattooing on my own, Airbrushing, Web Design that I learned all on my own, and more.

I mean, life isn't perfect at current but, I EXPECT it to be real soon. I have a goal in mind. I decided to go back to this blog thing full force by writing, videos, and more. I made it big at 1 time that way... If the job thing comes along, it would be wonderful but till then, here I sit to rant about everything not only on typing on the computer but, on HD video as well! I feel as if I were challenged by someone and my friends think I should be paid for this so, who knows!! I'll roll with it :0)

Till Next Time,

Dragonfire

My Great But Stupid Videos Of The Week!

2010-08-23T08:52:00.001-04:00

Here is my version of My Great But Stupid Videos Of The Week!! Wanna be listed!? Make some videos! I will choose 5 of the greatest and/or stupidest ones each week! Who knows, IT COULD BE YOU! I personally search youtube for these videos myself so, try to be creative and funny! All 5 videos are in no particular order!

(Video 1 - Project Wall)

I found this one funny but dumb. 2 roommates find it in their time to build up a wall over the other roommates (3rd) room entrance while he was away from the home! These guys put in some hard work and, you could not even tell that there was a room there in the first place. Just think of the work your gonna have to do guys when you want to put it back to normal.

(Video 2 - Buttering The Floor)

This one had me laughing for like 20 minutes while I kept repeating the video! His roommate leaves early in the morning for class and has a habit of slamming his room door when he leaves. After waking up the house a few times more than needed, this friend/roommate gets some revenge! Butters the floors the roommate walks on to see how high he flies! As funny as it was, the roommate was never told about the butter obviously but, was never told to stop slamming the door either...

(Video 3 - USAF Plays With Ipecac!)

Very dumb indeed. Ipecac is a syrup of some sort that induces vomiting for poison and stuff in the system. Taking too much of it will wreak hell on your day and not just 10 minutes of being sick. Why would someone wanna play a game where whoever throws up last wins!?!? I now see what the USAF does in their spare time... Hey Guys, next time try seeing how far you can get your penises down each others throat! Whoever gags first loses! (Its about as dumb as that). Just cause they did it on Family Guy does not mean we ALL should try it!

(Video 4 - Gopher Broke)

I loved this cartoon! Funny beyond all belief! Its bad to see the gopher get screwed a few times and in the end well, to be a big part to a cows plan LOL. Just watch! I don't wanna ruin it lol!

(Video 5 - Old Lady)

This one is the absolute best! This guy probably shit his pants after seeing what this woman tried to do to him lol

Well, that was my videos for this week! All new updates on the great but stupid videos should be up by Monday every week!

Hope you guys/gals liked em! Comment and let me know!!

Dragonfire

Weird Dude Hanging On A Highway Divider

2010-08-23T06:56:00.000-04:00

This is one of those days that I wished I had my camera on me. You'll never believe this! I decided to go out to let off a little pressure at the bar. My roommate and I decided to bar jump. We went to see the karaoke scene for 10 minutes but, he didn't want to stay. He seems to hate a crowd these days. (Boring) lol

Well, we ended u at Dillengers Pub for a few beers and decided to go on our merry way around 2:00am. Took the nice 6 mile drive home and on our way, the weirdest thing we have I have ever seen in North Jersey just came up when I got to the light by Broadway. My eyes did not deceive me but, there was an older guy in his late 30s or early 40s... He was sitting on the middle of the divider between highway 46 east/west! He had real drumsticks in his hands, wearing an ipod, with a can of beer, imaginably beating away at virtual drums to a song we could not hear at 2:20am LMAO! If it wasn't dangerous enough, cars were speeding past him. Surprised he didn't have one of his legs run over. This guy was 3 sheets to the wind. Well, I drove passed and yelled "Are you fucking crazy!?" Now, my roommate being 12 sheets to the wind asks what I was yelling at. I swore he saw this dude too but, apparently he states that there was NO GUY there. I'm almost home at this point and said screw it, turned around and drove back to prove this idiot wrong! I get up to the parking lot and point my truck lights at this guy and ask my roommate, "then what the fuck is that?!" My roommate couldn't believe what I originally saw. He thought to himself and went up to the guy to talk to him! Once again, ITS DANGEROUS AS HELL to go to a major highway divider with a huge number of people driving by! Not many cross let alone HANG there! I went to go grab for my camera to take video and guess what?! I had the camera case in the car but, the camera was home!

I turn around to look to see what is going on cause, I am the only smart & sober one in the truck and out of nowhere, 2 cops pull up. At this point, I think my drunk roommate is gonna get arrested or some shit. My roommate walks back to the truck and says that he has no idea why the guy was there but, apparently the cops knew about this guy. I watched this stupid dude get into the cop car without help! Cops never left the vehicle. Couldn't understand it! Well, we get on our merry way to go home, as soon as I get on the highway to make the turn at the light, the 2nd cop drives through the parking lot and gets 2 cars behind me. Oh great... What the fuck now?! I didn't drive 50 feet after the turn before the cop pulled me over. I'm thinking to myself, after what this cop saw with the weird dude and my drunk roommate, he must have had it in for one of us lol. I started to pull out my info and the cop comes up to my window. He asks me if we knew that guy. I was like no and told him the whole story. The cop said seeing as my roommate looked like he was having a bad/good drunk day, he wanted to make sure I was OK which, I was flat out OK! The cop asks where we are from and I go through it... The cop was surprised that we have never seen or heard of this guy before! His name was apparently Brian Demarko... He does this all the time, he is supposedly a cop favorite. The dude thinks he is a drummer for Led Zeppelin! LMAO! We laughed it up with the cop for 10 minutes and he let us go lol. I wish I had the damn picture! LOL!

That was my weird night lol, thought you might get a laugh out of it!

Till next blog,

Dragonfire

Ground Zero Mosque

2010-08-22T08:00:00.000-04:00

I'm not much for politics these days... Its another drama ridden event between all the parties and yet, it never ends in the right direction half the time. (no offense to people who are in such parties)

Bottom line is this, they are planning to build a Mosque within so many yards of Ground Zero?! Yes.. Freedom Of Speech & Freedom Of Faith. I understand that but, your kinda telling everyone who suffered the 9/11 attacks and lost loved ones that basically, one at a time, we are gonna line up, blow bin laden, and it will make everything all better...? After that event, I would imagine thousands of people a little weary of the fact of letting anyone near ground there UNLESS its gonna be an AMERICAN made building! The worst is, our government is gonna allow it... You KNOW it! Anybody with $$$ and Power can stay yet, if they were broke and asked the government to pay for it then, its another story! A $10,000,000 Islamic Mosque. Please tell me, why oh WHY can't they just build it elsewhere!? I mean, build in Connecticut! This to americans including me would see this as the biggest kick in the teeth since 9/11 WHICH is still in question of being RIGGED! In the end, its all about prosperity and power. If we were able to decide weather or not to vote for a president, why is it not OUR CHOICE over 1 man to vote if ANYBODY wants a mosque near Ground Zero?! Why does the government alone get the choice!? We put you people in the office with our votes... Unless you rigged that too. I didn't vote for the man who confidently said CHANGE yet, what changes have you seen?!

Like it was said before... Freedom Of Speech & Freedom Of Faith. Yes, you can believe in whatever faith you want to, that is one of your rights. But, WHEN did this become Freedom To Build Where Others Had Shit On Us Already!? That area should be left alone within a 2 mile radius! We are not ready to let go of that memory nor may we ever! Some news briefings showed police officers near the buildings where they are holding their current temporary mosque. Know why?! Because, THE WORLD KNOWS! They know, we would be the first ones to peddle are asses down there to scream and yell about it to them. They will never understand the pain and suffering we all go thru everyday since 9/11/2001! Some of us americans would even go to greater heights than that rather than talking (its been on the news from the past) SEEN IT ON TV! Land Of The Free, Home Of The "BRAVE."

This is our land, we put tears, sweat, hard work, and time into it not so the ones who have been burning our flags to walk in and take over!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! We are already partially taken over by the damn border jumpers! Don't Make It Any WORSE!!! Maybe if someone spoke to the Islams, show them we are still PISSED about the 9/11 Ground Zero HELL, maybe they'll build their building somewhere else. If they don't understand, then they are just HEARTLESS!

HOW BOUT THIS! Go ahead, build the mosque... WHY DOESN'T AMERICA TRADE! Let us build All 7 WTC towers in your damn country with the American flags covering all 4 sides of the building except for the main 2 buildings! The main 2 buildings should have those multi-graphic l.e.d.'s that cover all 4 sides that show the Americans, 1 by 1 burning your flags in a huge video that plays 24/7!

That's my take on it at least.

Dragonfire

Is it possible to pee & poo at the same time?!

2010-08-22T07:16:00.000-04:00

This may be the weirdest of things I have ever written yet. I actually responded to a video about this on youtube. I wanted to see if this would actually spike a conversation.. So, Is it possible!? I mean, my personal experience says HELL NO. I brought this conversation up at Dillenger's last night to a bunch of friends. They all had selective responses but, most pointed out that its almost impossible. There was 1 girl who said it was actually possible.... Now, I am not talking about peeing first then going #2. for example:

You are going for a drug test at some clinic for a job right? Your waiting like an hour to go in but, there is so many people ahead of you. Then, it springs! You have to hold your pee in for the darn test but yet, you REALLY have to do the #2 right now! You ask the nurse and she states "it will only be about 15 minutes." But, YOU CANT WAIT! The nurse lets you in to the holy restroom and she warns you prior not to let your urine go or you could be waiting longer for the test seeing as you have to wait till the next time you gotta squirt. You sit on the bowl for the #2 but have to pee sooooooo bad too! Now what?

I was in a situation like this once before with that exact same story. I was left to the decision I just gave all of you. The truth!? Its not possible. I'm a man though... Maybe women are different. A woman last night said she could.... Needless to say, I sat down and attempted my #2... One thrust to push the #2 out quick and all of a sudden, #1 shot at the wall in front of me quick and stopped. DAMN, i'm thinking I'll be here forever if I do both. I even covered the damn hole up trying, that was even worse! Hold a hose top while the water is running with your thumb, tell me what your result was! You guessed it all together, I ended up being at the stupid clinic 2 extra hours! It saved me from the embarrassment of trying to hold on against the other and not soaking myself as well as the whole, SMALL, bathroom to death.

So??? Can you do it? Is it possible?!! Tell me your embarrassing stories!

Dragonfire

Weird Videos Of The Day

2010-08-21T10:57:00.005-04:00

(Video 1 - Banana Trick)

Sometimes I wonder... With all the time of the world on your hand, what can one possibly come up with. If my blogs, ideas, and weird ponderings aren't enough, I just happened to skim through youtube to check out some hilarious moments in history for some blogging ideas seeing as I am still new to this world lol! Its amazing though how something totally dumb as a joke gets well over 3.3 million views.

What I can;t understand is the whole instructions on doing this banana thing. I mean, it was point blank but, the guy only put 1 hole in it. There is a lot more banana than that and... I'm just confused. Darn guy won't allow embedding, sorry :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU8hZWLvZNk&feature=grec_index

(Video 2 - Weird New Ideas Of Body Modification)

Hmmm... I come to figure out that once you get so bored out of your mind, that you spend your money on tattoos. When you get to the top of that ladder and think "when I get old, this is gonna look like crap..." so, why not upgrade the idea and add silicone in your skin to make your tattoos 3D. Then, after you get bored of that, you decide to yourself.... "what would I look like with cookie cutter like things under my skin so my head looks like a huge sign for "I'm gonna drop dead before i'm 40"

I mean, seriously.... How can someone go THAT FAR on the human body. I can understand the tattoos and the piercings.. But, Under Skin Modification!? What's next?! Amputation of body parts so you can unscrew em?! Wanna look like a freak of nature men?! Amputate your penis, add a threaded area to it... Modify a hole in your head with a screw sticking out of it, screw your penis to it! Wouldn't that be AWESOME!? I think not...

(Video 3 - King Of Vomit??!)

I know it was the biggest joke back in the day when we thought the 80's dress style was cool but, CMON! These days, does fake vomit really still sell!? I mean, If I bought one and threw it on the ground, could it still actually look real. The real stuff looks more realistic obviously! We should send the owner/operator to some of our famous bars around the area so he can brush up his skill cause lately, what he has has CHANGED a bit! Even better, net time you have to vomit, do it in a bucket! Pour a little out into a bag and send it to this guy, tell him he needs new ideas! Maybe you will get a vomit certificate for a shopping spree or some shit lol.

(Video 4 - Underwear Goes Inside The Pants)

This is one of the best videos I have seen yet on Youtube! This guy actually tells the truth about the life in the world. I agree with this man's opinions! I'm not even gonna write... He is gonna explain everything I wanna say! Kudos To You Youtuber!

Till next time!!

Dragonfire

E-books That Make Others Rich & Some Swim For Nothing

2010-08-20T04:52:00.003-04:00

Thought I would shed some light on this subject between my experiences as well as others who have tried and failed. Some people really believe buying that $1, $5, $10 ebook will really make them either rich, an eBay millionaire, resources for something you could have just found yourself, etc etc etc...

I always sat back and wondered about all these ebooks and what a great idea it would be to make it big... I've spent more money on garbage than anything more. E-books should be free at this present point. All an ebook is these days is mostly FREE information on how to make it big in something, how to do something, or just common information.

For instance, 1 of the most recent ebooks I have seen is the one where they give you all the drop shipping info on how to become an eBay millionaire. The worst is, you read it for the information on how to setup an eBay account, how to make trust, what to sell to become a power-seller, and what have you. The big problem is here that 90% of eBay power-sellers sell their products for DIRT which in turn ruins the market to even become an eBay power-seller. What I mean is that the person who wrote the book who has made it big is selling his product for pennies above the wholesale market instead of a suggested retail value and makes the dough $$$$$$$$$$$$$. Some of us wanna bust our asses but, make a good profit to find that its a failure because someone has already done it. The book even states, YOU can do it too! Well, genius book writer.. Kinda hard to do what you did when everyone is driven to your eBay account when YOU are selling the information mad cheap already! If I do it, I'm lucky I make $100 in any month... The drop shippers are not even what they say they are half the time either. By the time you get the ebook, half of the people on the list are OUT DATED and/or want requirements on certain amounts of sales or the WON'T sell to you their products. The biggest boot is this... These drop-shippers are not even TRUE wholesalers. Most drop-ship companies get the product for dirt wholesale then, they reprice the stuff for their price then give it to you which is really not wholesale anymore. The even BIGGER boot is that these drop-shippers find other drop-shippers and do the same thing to each other which makes the price even higher and still what you could possibly make on the product. Check eBay for instance. Find a drop-shipper online you believe is one of these people, check the price for their supposed retail price, then type the product in on eBay. You are gonna find that the price you could get, YOU WON'T. The price of the item is selling far under the value your even gonna buy it for and ITS SELLING on eBay... See the point?! The point is this... WASTE OF TIME and your paying someone else for something you may not sell. The book maker gets rich and you FAIL! Your better off... Actually, i'll leave the answer to all this last... Lemme go over a few more before I tell you what you may be better off doing.

NEXT!

Ebook on how to Buy & Sell items and make serious money for a few hours a day!
(Same Problem)

Ebook on how to build a oil run engine piece for your car (Same Problem)

Ebook on how to buy real estate and kick the market's ass while your laughing to the bank! (SAME SAME SAME)

Ebook on How to stuff envelopes and make it big

Did you know, what may work for on e person, may not work for another??? I have read and heard of soooo many people who have made it big yet, are SELLING their ebook to tell you about it and somewhat how. If you made such a big success, why not just offer it free. I'm sure you'll get royalties if it worked for some of these people. They say they made it big but, selling the idea to you and guess what, your helping them make it big by buying it.

1) First off with all of this, HERE IS THE BETTER OFF PART! You are better off researching the information on your own FREE because that is what everyone else is doing and making YOU pay for it by making an EBOOK!! By the time you get it, its ALREADY out dated. An ebook to me is the lazy way out of trying to make money, or an idea to make money from someone else who MAY be making a killing. Half the time when people buy ebooks, they fail on the idea that was given to them.

2) The piracy age has moved so far in the last 10 years that half of these people making these ebooks are gonna lose anyways. Half the time they have some copyright bullshit on it and never follow through on their lies of imprisonment.. These days, an ebook that anyone has published is online within the week. Only dumb people (no offense if your one of them) are the sole buyers who help the ebook publisher make a few bucks. Let's make the example: 20 people buy the ebook... 14 keep it, read it for good info, try to use it. 6 of them are piracy idiots placing this shit on the web for PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. Then, 70 Million people own it and try to sell it with their name on it! Funny huh? This is how far the piracy age has moved. How bout software?!?! That too! Starcraft 2 was not out for more than a few hours off the shelves yet, THE NEW COPY THAT JUST CAME OUT has scowered the online world the same day! All that money Blizzard could have made is now half down the tubes! See my point yet!?

Your better off DOING THE WORK finding the information yourself and if you decide to make an ebook, keep it as public knowledge! If its a great idea, help stimulate the economy and help the ones in need. Because, if the book does not work to at least 30% out of 100 people then, technically its a scam. All the info on ebooks are information found free most of the time, a idea that someone says that works and is making them a killing but, its not.. That's the advertising point to get you to buy the product. Even in the ebooks or most of them have their links, their product where you have to buy more, their connections to google adsense for profit, and more. An ebook these days is to help promote your product to make money with senseless info to make the buyer warm and fuzzy to make them feel they can do it too! The internet is a wealth of information you might have to buy but, EVERYONE OF YOU can do it yourself and find it free! Its not as hard as you think! If you want it bad enough, you can get there but, by listening to these writer bullshit ebook writers who will tell you for money is just plain ridiculous!

By the way, there are a very short percentage that do make it big by reading the book by luck! Its AFTER spending MOST OF THE MONEY that they don't have trying on a pipe dream that may work a year later. Do you have that kind of income?! I sure as hell don't. Don't let someone do the work for you so you can get burned in a scam, STEP UP, make something of yourself and stop wasting time putting money in the writers pockets!

This right here what I am writing now is an EBOOK but, a FREE INFO ONE! I would make sure they are ALL FREE if I wrote em! If this info helped you to try to see the truth, your more than welcome to send me thank you letters and donations too! I am unemployed and have been over a year and do this blogging stuff to keep my piece of mind, maybe make it big one day helping others, for laughter for others, and more! Guess what, YOU CAN TOO do the same I am doing, never know!

Hope this helped ya to learn something and look forward to your comments as always!

TTYL,

Dragonfire

The Adventures Of The Dog Slide!

2010-08-20T03:45:00.002-04:00

Well, I had posted this to Tosh.0 to be the video viewer of the week. I wanted to see if it would make airtime so, we will see. Now, On with the story of HOW it all happened!

Well, it was a boring winter afternoon in Fairview, NJ. My roomates and I were bored as hell and off of work lol. Well, we picked up a few brews and hung home watching tv. Jackass was on if I remember correctly. Somehow, we all came up with this funky idea for a youtube video (I have been doin them so, why not another right?) Well, The idea was, we have these nice, new, shiny, hardwood floors in our house and found the perfect idea...... (Better than the baby with the bong thing that was just on tv and was TOTALLY wrong). Well, the idea was... Tape a large rectangle on the floor, block the rectangles sides with chairs and boxes as a running ranp so to say, then somehow make a slick in the boxed area. It was obvious, me being a cook and all to have olive oil but, what cook would waste such a great item fr cooking!? Well, we used Shoprite cooking spray which I believe is vegetable oil lol. We sprayed the bo with the vegetable oil and tested the area ourselves and it was perfect! The crazy idea was supposed to be a slipping lide for us but, then the idea moved a little further before we all killed ourselves on the floor. The idea of "Why not the dog have a little fun on this venture as he was running after us to play too?"

Needless to say, we threw the dog's ball through the strip while blocked off and the dog exitedly ran for the ball lol. When the dog decided to stop to grab the ball, SWOOOOOOOOOOP! He just kept going, caught the ball though lol. We did this a few times with loads of laughter until the dog started to learn about how the FUN worked. Well, the dog noticed how we was moving and why and started to run for the ball, walk the rectangle that was greased, and got the ball. Here is the original video below lol. Enjoy!

Dragonfire

Congrats, You Win Our Daily Prize! (The Truth Of How Your Being Scammed)

2010-08-18T16:10:00.005-04:00

You ever get an email like this one? Well, Lets go over the real truth about how it is actually a scam to get you to possibly pay for most of it....

Honestly, I was always told by my father (God rest his soul) that you don't get something for nothing these days and you know what, he's absolutely RIGHT! If you actually won the daily prize, they should just ask for the address and send the darn prize without a scam but, here's how it actually works.

You get to the website you fell for. Nobody usually reads the fine print at the bottom before starting (I was one of those people). The fine print of most of the site is as follows:

Fulfillment may be delayed based on availability. Once you have completed the Program Requirements, if the product is not yet available to YourGiftZone, you may choose the equivalent item or the cash equivalent if you do not wish to wait for our ability to fulfill this offer.

*This promotion is conducted exclusively by YourGiftZone. To receive the gift for this promotion you must: 1) register with valid information; 2) complete the user survey; 3) complete at least 2 Silver, 2 Gold and 5 Platinum offers. Available offers will vary and some offers may require a purchase to qualify. Receipt of your item requires compliance with offer terms, including: age and residency requirements; registration with valid email address, shipping address and contact phone number; completion of user survey and sponsor promotions; and not canceling your participation in more than two Sponsor Offers within 6 days of your Sponsor Offer Initial Transaction Date (the Cancellation Limitation). Upon valid completion of all Program Requirements we will ship your item to the shipping address you provided. Unless otherwise indicated, participation eligibility is restricted to US residents, 18 and over. Void where prohibited.

Ok, the availability claim is true. Places holding these items can and may be sold out so, hopefully you like the other product if you do actually win but, YOU WON'T. Register with your info which then places you on the crap mail mailing list and if you put a phone number, good luck to sleeping in without a million phone calls on BS you don't need or want. Completing the survey in its entirety!? That will be about 30 minutes of if your interested in college degrees, arthritis creams, free credit cards o knock your credit score to nothing for the price of finding out if your even approved, and what have you. They honestly don't ask you survey questions, its just offers, upon offers, upon offers. If in fact you said not to each of these 20 questions per page then, you would get 20 or so more pages of almost the same ones till you do say yes to these offers. So, everytime you say YES to an offer, you just put money in this site's pocket especially if they have your information. But, THAT'S NOT ALL!

If you get thru the survey which most will try to do to make sure they get their FREE daily prize winner prize, here is the next kicker! You MUST complete 2 Silver, 2 Gold, & 5 Platinum offers.... LOL... By the time your done, you have paid for the product you could have just went out and bought and then some! This site just made a butt load of money on you and you then walk away with an IPAD that you test and KEEP.. LOL. The silver offers are usually netflix memberships, cooking recipes in your email every month for a fee, free newsletters, or what have you. The gold offers are something along the lines of applying for the discover platinum card, the computer learning cd's, Itunes music to buy, or what have you. Then the platinum offers which entails you buying 5 different high value memberships or items like your free credit score for a monthly fee of $99, a free ebook that constantly charges you money monthly to use their idea, A successful business plan that will cost you another $99 a month recurring to get thru, and more. You must QUALIFY by completing ALL OFFERS posted which is 9 in truth and there is most likely a PURCHASE to qualify! If not, how would the webmaster make money? Don you really expect them to send you a $1000 piece of equipment just to be nice!?

Now, Look at that big picture. Most of you say "But, I WON" in fact, you didn't. You more or less WON an annoying 2 hour time of beating your head against your computer screen to make someone the retail value of the prize your attempting to buy or MORE and placing the money in someone's pocket where they can go to the bar and buy people drinks ON YOU! You might as well send them the darn gift check and tell them that if they need more, Just ask... They really need to word their advertisements a little differently like: Would you like an I PAD for a nominal fee, click here! The worst is, everyone falls for their ads every time. Hence why people constantly put advertising dollars in their pocket. Its almost like a working get rich quick scheme for them and a hole in the pocket, an annoying trip of getting ad calls everyday where you have to change your number, and crap mail for the rest of your life. If this is what you want, GO FOR IT! If not, listening to this Blog would make a load of sense to say not to fall for the BS banners.

I hope this blog put the big picture in your mind and helped out all you semi confused people on why you didn't really win :0) If you ever have any questions on something that seems too good to be true, send me the info, i'll find out the truth!

See you guys/gals next blog!

Dragonfire

Mind Of Dragonfire Episode #3 A Drunk Night On The Town

2010-08-17T23:12:00.004-04:00

Hey Everyone!

I had to write a blog about this video lol. If you haven't noticed already, I also do Youtube live video blogs as well as well as post all the pranks we pull on our friends and roomates. This one video I made on my own about a friend that was punch drunk on the sidewalk down the block from the pool tournament I was playing in. Let me just get to the whole story.

Well, it was a spring night on Saturday when I had to play in a 9 ball pool tournament with a double elimination. We had just got to Wild Rover Pub from a party. I didn't realize that the person I was with (Shown in video) had drank THAT much. Well, I guess the alcohol hit him before he had his first drink at the new bar. Then again, Vodka would do that to you in large 8 ounce doses lol. Well, while I was waiting to play, my friend started to fall asleep from the alcoholic coma that was being given to him... The bar owner absolutely could not stand this due to it being bad for business so, Heather & I kept trying to wake ol' drunky up. After we woke him, i had realized it was the biggest mistake of our lives lol. The now NEWLY created drunk from a dizzy coma believed he was the invincible sexoholic. Right next to the table we were sitting at was a Jukebox mounted to a wall under 4 feet away. A nice girl with a nice plump ass starts picking out songs to play. What do you think Ol Drunky did!? He pinched and felt it up. The girl turns around in curiosity and flips on my friend (drunky). Who would have known that the WHOLE BAR knew who she was and went into a full blown run up and protect the hot girl lol. Basically, the bar men with brains in their cocks went for the money shot by trying to get my friend dragged out of the bar and succeeded. My friend was sooooo gone that he just didn't wanna leave and was in the mood to fight. So, needless to say after trying to talk where people could not even understand him... He slewed off into a sleep next to a telephone pole.

I just kept playing my game not to ruin my thoughts or my night. I mean, I cared for my friend but, NOBODY gets that drunk and turns like that. I don't even do that... Then again, I am not to reason how or why... Well, I went out fo the leisurely cigarette and found that the bikers from the bar across the street wanted to see if Ol' Drunky was ok. One biker went to pick him up off the pole to stand him up. Drunky was still in fight mode immediately after waking up so, the biker knew to THROW him back into the pole near the ground to knock his drunk ass out. LMAO..

So, I kept playing my game. There was no way to coax drunky to go home or even sleep in the car the way he was so, whatever. After about 30 minutes, I usually kept that time limit on constant to make sure he didn't have his ass handed to him anytime but, this time was different. 29 minutes in, my bar friends tell me that this is hilarious and I have to see what the hell drunky is doin now so, I go outside. Funny, he was nowhere to be found till they all pointed down the net block. Wouldn't ya know it!? He must have stumbled his ass to find a bus or just walk and PLOP! Fell asleep in front of someone's front door to their apartment. LOL. My friend has pranked me a lot in my previous years so, here comes the camera with the video lol. I recorded him and found it hilarious to save but, here is the kicker. Someone thought it would be more hilarious to call the cops too... Well, rolling the video still... LOL The cop put on his gloves when he showed up just to make sure he doesn't get drunky sweat on him and tried to wake my friend up lol. I let this go on long enough before my caring side kicked in to go help his drunk ass and get him to safety before being sent to the hospital by a cop for a 24 hour stomach pump lol.

So......... After years of pranks on me, it was MY turn. Needless to say, ever see those Priceless commercials lol. I made my own about him! Here it is below, Enjoy!

Some Weird Things To Ponder...

2010-08-17T09:34:00.002-04:00

I don't know why but, I just came up with all of this so, hear me out and comment and let me know your thoughts.

RUBBER DUCKY??!!?
I don't understand the so called "Craze" on this one. Why was the rubber ducky the so called bath toy? Why not a rubber goose, a rubber bird, a rubber dog or what ever have you... lol rubbers... I mean, seriously. I understand it floats and all but, the other things I mention have a slight possibility of floatation doesn't it?! I mean, a LAYING dog or a floating pig would do it too!? Till this day, the damn DUCK exists!!! Sigh... Seems so darn pointless.

CRAP OVER EXPENSE IN STORES!?
I understand buying a super deluxe dog cutting tool for the dogs nails... I'm talking about Walmart at this point but, i'm not leaving the other ones out by far (just happened to buy this shit thing at Walmart). A nail cutter for an animal... $30 for a super deluxe tool with all the bells and whistles of styptic powder, a file, and all. Yet, they also sell the $5 version. Has all the same bells and whistles as the $30 one but, I guess some people are really dumb when they pick up the cheaper item or is it that THE STORE likes to make cheap frills and rip off good customers?! I tried it... I had the $5 to burn I guess. This piece of shit broke on the 2nd nail I tried to cut on my own dog... The plastic snapped. Whoever made this piece of garbage surely had the store in mind before the damn customer. The makers of this tool should have been SHOT. The box even shows a LARGE dog and a cat in the picture like if these animals were happy that the tool actually worked. But, looking at this picture right here, why sell SHIT? Is it really worth a stores' time let alone a customers?! Know what the worst of it is??? I bought a dollar store one and it worked on all 20 nails of my medium dog!? What IRONY... But, looking past my dumb ideas that I try.... Why sell SHIT? I mean, everything out there has a shit price against an expensive price. I know some people can't afford some of those higher price things but, its like when people make this cheap stuff, its all like a big laugh or joke to these people to see us suffer.... I'll go into this more later when I get some comments in....

DENTAL CARE PRODUCTS TO MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN AND DENTISTS??
You really have to love it when your own dentist or dentists all over tell you to never work on your teeth on your own with store bought products or even a massive problem you need to take care of to get to work in non semi misery. First off, there is 2 parts to this one. If the stores sell it, who are they're potential users?! Not dentists.. They get their stuff professionally from someone who will rip them new assholes as it is. So, it must be for the CUSTOMER! A stain buffer, the same dentists use are being sold to customers. The part these places do NOT tell you is how much enamel you will shave off while using the product of cherry tasting sand gunk on your new machine... Yet, ANOTHER mockery to the customer or even the store... Figure it this way, if WALGREENS employees do not know how to use it then, how can you sell one to a customer!?!? I think stores should physically try this shit on themselves before selling it... How bout Ambesol, or Orabase for a toothache!?!? Use every 4 hours as needed!? Your fucking kidding me right? You apply this junk on your achy tooth and low and behold.... 10 minutes later, your mouth is banging again... LOL are these companies serious!? Home Remedies.... Well, some work but, some are so far fetched that grandma and grandpa it may have worked on in the 30's but, humans have evolved since then... I mean, drinking ginger tea is not gonna settle a sore tooth, whiskey only works on children who are teething, and the thread on the tooth and around the door is easy when your young and stupid but, as you get older, you quickly become SMARTER...
Part 2 of this is, and I quote: Dentists do not recommend you work on your teeth on your own when you have a problem and have to use home remedies or store bought crap... Well Doc, if I had $600 a tooth for you to work on when & if I win the lottery, I would say hell yea bitch! But apparently, Who the hell can afford it!? Those little novacaine shots with the stupid syringe protector that scares the crap out of most is like $30 a shot!?! Even insurance doesn't cover their crap... $2000 a year MAX? What the hell does that cover... 2 visits of major work before you have to take out a loan on your house?! This should be a health insurance issue seeing as half the problems you get in your mouth can be deadly to you, don't ya think!? $200 for stupid xrays that are small as shit and just go click. Most Dentists these days have that shit wired to the computer so its not actually FILM anymore... $$$? Seriously?! Dentists are one of the many ripoff artists in the world next to doctors. I mean shit, If I were a dentist, I would be the cheapest one making under $4000 a month. I would care about my damn patients instead of ripping them off. Do you know how many people in the world can't afford these idiots?! I've seen pictures of people online with the worst cases in the world asking for HELP to no avail unless you have a few grand... Don't make me go into those porcelain fuckers either... Its a good way for these idiots to rip you $60,000 for 20 teeth PLUS hospital costs...
Weather People Suck!
Lemme just say this, I am an avid thunderstorm watcher and follower... I just have to say, I wish I was a weather man. I would make so much money telling people what WILL actually happen against those fools on the weather channel. There have been countless occasions where these people have said something was gonna hit when in truth, IT NEVER DOES. Like last week for instance. Would have been nice if there was a severe weather warning here but, there was nothing with no chance of a storm right. Now, lets say I decided to talk a long walk and no rain but, a huge bolt of lightning hits me from 1 city away with thunder being heard?! If your gonna give a warning, make sure it gets to the right people idiots! Or even, they tell you something WILL happen when it actually doesn't. You have a trip planned for the weekend and there are threats of rain so, you stay home... Sunny as hell out all day and not 1 drop... Your weekend once again ruined by old weather man ritchie... Get on the ball fuckers, stop sippin coffee and talking to your coworkers!

More to come as I come up with them, Hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoy breaking my fingers and picking my mind for you guys/gals!

Dragonfire