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Dessert

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A Cat Walks Into a Deli...

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 07:00:00 +0000

A cat walked into the deli-cat-tessen and admired the items on display at the meat counter. The clerk, who may be the butcher as well, went into his sales spiel and gave the cat a better look at a variety of offerings until the cat indicated what he most wanted. The cat probably thought he'd get away with not paying, but the deli got a viral video out of it.

Crisis

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000

Stable Genius Crisis Manager.

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— Daniel Boris (@danboriscreates.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM

Well, I don't know about "solved." Iran is in a better position now than before Trump started the war, and the rest of the world is paying for it.

That's Not How Numbers Work

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Joan Crawford Slaps

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +0000

Joan Crawford was a lousy mom but a great actress. She managed to land so many parts that harnessed her anger, and in that era of Hollywood, that meant physical anger. This is a compilation of Joan Crawford slapping people. Or getting slapped. Or punched. There's a moment in the middle that will make you laugh at all of it.

Red Tape

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Owls

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They are cats with wings. Dangerous, but adorable. (via Fark)

Pizza Order

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An Honest Trailer for Avatar: Fire and Ash

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:00:00 +0000

The 2025 movie Avatar: Fire and Ash is the second sequel to Avatar. Jake Sully and his family once again deal with the mostly evil humans who have invaded Pandora. Avatar: Fire and Ash was not as popular as Avatar: The Way of Water in 2022, but it was hella successful. The budget was maybe $400 million, and it grossed $1.4 billion. When your only competition is your previous movies, what does "success" mean, anyway? Screen Junkies found Avatar: Fire and Ash to be a bit repetitive, but it still looks gorgeous.

Miss Cellania's Links

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 11:00:00 +0000

See the Spectacular Winners of Smithsonian Magazine’s 23rd Annual Photography Contest.

Not What They're Paid For. Randy Rainbow's latest song parody takes on the entire Trump administration.

“Cognitive surrender” leads AI users to abandon logical thinking, research finds. Experiments show large majorities uncritically accepting “faulty” AI answers.

The quiet disappearance of the free-range childhood.

The unseen challenges of life on the Moon. (via Damn Interesting)

Roller skating can be art and comedy.

News you may have missed: Trump administration orders dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service. (via Metafilter)

10 Famous Science Concepts That Most People Massively Misunderstand.

What is wisdom, and can it be taught? Scientists are trying to name the qualities that make someone wise and figure out how to cultivate them

Achilles

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Aie Rama Rama

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:00:00 +0000

Every once in a while, it's good to take a Bollywood break and enjoy an over-the-top production number with joyous music and more dancers than Hollywood can afford. (via Everlasting Blort)

Dump Truck Song

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000

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— Marti Lawrence (@marti-l.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM

Salsa Dances

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 01:00:00 +0000

We've seen plenty of canine freestyle in videos posted here, but it's been a while. The judges and the audience at Britain's Got Talent weren't at all familiar with the art. And Salsa did a lovely job.

Restrooms

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 22:00:00 +0000

Okay, does this designate shoulders vs. butt, or boobs vs.balls? Choose carefully. (via Give Me a Sign)

Guinea Pigs and Watermelons

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 19:00:00 +0000

Cid Dwyer demonstrates how to multiply pigs with watermelons. (via Everlasting Blort)

Ridiculous

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From Married to the Sea.

Roxanne Works Hard for the Money

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 13:00:00 +0000

It's always a treat to get a mashup of two (or more) familiar songs from Bill McClintock. Usually, they are shockingly different songs that meld in a surprising way. This time, the two main songs are thematically similar- they are about working women.

Donna Summer's 1983 hit "She Works Hard for the Money" was inspired by a tired restroom attendant she met at a Grammy afterparty. It's a song about all blue-collar women. On the other hand, the 1978 song "Roxanne," the first hit by The Police, is definitely about a sex worker. Together, the two songs seem to be about a really hard-working prostitute.

Musically, McClintock shows his skill at making disparate rhythms work together better than they should. There are also snippets of "Never Enough" by L.A. Guns and "Round and Round: by Ratt in this mashup.

Worse Than Crab Legs

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The Lost Voice Guy

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 07:00:00 +0000

Lee Ridley is a standup comic who doesn't speak. He has cerebral palsy and performs under the name Lost Voice Guy, even though he apparently never had one. Ridley's disability-themed routine is delivered by a synthetic voice machine. The machine itself, called a Lightwriter, is the focus for some of his jokes as he performed on Britain's Got Talent. (via Boing Boing)

Our World

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Tue, 07 Apr 2026 04:00:00 +0000

Artemis II sent a pic of the beautiful garden planet we are too greedy, lazy, short-sighted, and ungrateful not to destroy:

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— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM

Diet Time

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Time Traveler

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Giving This Cat a Bath is a Pleasure

noreply@blogger.com (Miss Cellania) — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 19:00:00 +0000

We've all seen the viral instructions for bathing a cat, which mainly consists of retrieving the cat from another part of the house and tending to your wounds. There's the easier alternate method, too. Cats are famously hydrophobic (which does not means rabies in this case). They will loudly proclaim they are self-cleaning, but sometimes they require extra help. I have always considered bathing a cat to be a two-person task.

Ash is an outlier. He is the kind of cat we all wish we had, because he loves taking a bath. Here we see how eager he is, and how calm he stays during the procedure. In return, his owner makes a big production out of it, basically giving Ash a spa day to keep him clean and happy. If I had such an amenable cat, I would bathe him more than once a month, just for a fun of it. See more of Ash at Instagram.

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