tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52782582264923313402026-10-13T05:50:37.191-04:00My name is Alanna. This is my blog.Miss Alannyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08748466799468848672noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5278258226492331340.post-85693311803643313472011-01-03T12:11:00.001-05:002011-01-03T12:17:24.763-05:00

Dear Neti Pot, We're breaking up and this is why: - I don't like choking on salt water.  Don't tell me some people do... - In order to decide the burning sensation you cause is worth the relief I might feel 45-60 minutes later, I have to already be in immeasurable sinus pain, and I sort of feel like in an ideal relationship, this is what you would be preventing. -Sometimes I need to bend

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MissAlanny[dot]Com Company Christmas Photo, 2010 Happy Holidays and all of this and that.  Thank you for being patient through all of my down time in the later part of this year.  Things will be picking up after the new year, and this I promise you.  And, I mean... OUSTANDINGLY INCREDIBLE things.   I'm going to kick things off with the return of my

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Date of convo:  12/15/2010 People involved:  Miss Alanny, Miss Alanny's Mother Topic:  Bad Grandparenting Helpful Notes for Understanding Context:  I texted my mother two times, and called once, requesting that she log into facebook and see some pictures that I posted of my dog, Sweet Baby Hamlet.  Each time, she responded with an enthusiastic "I will!" of sorts, and I

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The following is an excerpt from a telephone conversation, taking place on the evening of 11/22/10, between one Miss Alanny, hereby referred to as "MA," and her father, hereby referred to as "BP"... MA:  I got my hair cut.  It's pretty awesome.  You'll think so. BP:   Oh yeah?  Kellee cut it? MA:  Yeah, last weekend.  I think we're going to go a little

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I find this incredibly hilarious (you know, for something I didn't come up with, myself ;). My two friends from college might also find this funny.  The rest of you might find it funny that I made only two friends in college.

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Please add www.missalanny.com to your favorites, or your bookmarks, or whatever you use to easily access your favorite websites!  The new homepage links directly to the new homes of all of my blogs. You may also find a contact page on my new website, which you are welcome and encouraged to use for sending feedback, love mail, hate mail, and most importantly, for submitting questions to Ask

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I hope things are well.  I've missed you... Okay, so I'm sorry.  I know, I know... this has been unacceptable.  But, good things are coming.  This I promise you. I'm not exactly a professional web designer, but I've been working really hard, and the plan is to re-launch my website on Monday, November 1st.  I think you will likey.  The new website address will be

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missalannyus.com won't be updated this week.  I'll see you in October?

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I don't know about you folks, but when I can't sleep, I spend way too much time online.  I've been off work this past week, which has led to a lot of sleeping-in as well as mid-day napping, which has led to a pretty F'd up sleep schedule.  So, last night/morning, while waiting for the Benedryl to knock me out, I remembered a funny website that my old roommate told me about like a year

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Glee comes back on tomorrow!  This means it is time for a very special Crush of the Week! Congratulations to my TV Boyfriend, Cory Monteith aka Finn Hudson!!!!!!!!  You are my Crush of the Week for the week of 9/20/2010... and certainly a candidate for my Crush of the Year! Two things to note:  although he plays a high school student on the television, Cory Monteith and Finn

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Hello there!  I'm sincerely sorry that my regularly scheduled blogs are way off track this week.  I'm on a "stay-cation" (I'm rolling my own eyes), so you'd think that I would have OODLES of time to blog, but between my computer acting like a bitch on the fritz (whatever that means), and my basement smelling up my residence and causing me to have panic fits and nightmares about

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Last night, the Video Music Awards were on MTV.  Hosted by Chelsea Handler, and featuring an array of performances by people who will be completely irrelevant by next year's show, I would have to give this broadcast a big, solid F. Here's a little play by play I've written up for you: Show opens with Eminem performing.  He does this song that I hate about not being afraid...and then

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Burning with Hatred (and also When I Pee) sent me a message today, thanking me for my insightful post.  It appears that I guessed correctly... the dirty camper sex was indeed with a carnie.  A CARNIE!!! Anyways, that filthy sausage basket is hellbent on finding this dude... (just between me and you, I'm not sure she's really just seeking revenge... I think she wants some more of his

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Dear Miss Alanny, This is really embarrassing, and I haven't told ANYONE about this.  But what the hell, I need advice ASAP, so here goes nothin'.  Several weeks ago I was out getting wasted after being dumped by my boyfriend.  I met a guy, we started talking, found we had a few things in common (you know how it goes when you're balls drunk, girl), and we hit it off.  To

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I am sitting on my couch, patiently awaiting the new episode of Tosh tonight, as he will be doing a "Web Redemption" with the Double Rainbow Guy, and I'm really excited to find out if it was peyote or if he's just... a special guy.  So, I'm just chillin'... freakin' Teen Mom on in the background... I'm trying not to watch, because I feel like I might literally throw up if I watch Gary and

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Top Ten Things I Just Do Not Get: 1.  The National Uproar over "Shark Week."  I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing that all of the people who publicly outcry for the supposed awesomeness of "Shark Week" are not doing so just to sound as though they are secretly some sort of sadistic marine biologists.  It doesn't make you seem cooler when you make a big deal out of a week

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Hello, again, hello. I'm going to let the cat out of the bag early tonight.  My Crush of the Week, for the week of September 6, 2010, is Ryan Adams.  If you know me, you knew this was coming.  Well, maybe not.... those of you who know me best are probably wondering when Mr. Timberlake is going to make an appearance already, but that is just because you people are living in the

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Hello!  I don't know how it is where you are, but it is a quite lovely Labor Day here in Cin City!  I'm loving the pseudo-fall weather.  It is glorious outside today, as it was last night for the fireworks.  I wasn't super impressed by the "world's biggest Labor Day fireworks display," personally... I've seen a better show in Faurot Park... but, it was still a nice night to

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Dear Madd Hatter, So, where to begin...I'm going on 30, and my life is, well, just in a rut. I'm married, which is nice I suppose, but it just seems like the same old routine, day after day. A typical day for me is as follows: I get up, go to work, come home, cook dinner, clean up after dinner, make my husband's lunch for the next day, set the coffee maker for the next morning, throw some

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Dear Miss Alanny, Lately I have been feeling a lot of pressure from some of my friends because of the fact that I am still a single lady, and while for the most part I am perfectly happy to continue to be without a plus one, there are some occasions where it would not totally suck to be all alone. HOWEVER, I realize that I have no idea where to find age appropriate 28-34 year old fellows

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Dear Madd Hatter, In general, I'm pretty much non-stop fabulous. However, when the awesome train does stop, it feels like I've crashed into a wall of realization about my life not being quite how I pictured it would be in my somewhat advance age. I mean, I'm not old or anything - gross - but, you know... I will be one day and it freaks me out! I'm running out of time to accomplish all of the

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I think we all enjoyed my vacation last week; only one guest blogger bailed, and I think those who pulled through did a pretty great job - even the hateful bitch who came up with ten reasons to hate on me.  Hateful.  Anywho - sorry there was no guest spot for Ask Miss Alanny last Thursday, but hey - I'll try to make it up to you this week with an extra insightful post of my own. 

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I sit here watching the E! Fashion Police with crazy ass Joan Rivers (but no Melissa this year, thank you E!), and they are discussing what everyone wore to the Emmy's last night.  Personally, I can't help but think about the people you never see on the Red Carpet.  You know... the fatties.  But fat people are only featured on the 11 o'clock news, and there is no Emmy category for

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So when Miss Alanny agreed to let me write Fist Pump Friday, I don’t think she knew what she was getting herself into. I may be the only person to watch MORE tragic programming than said blog owner. I kept myself busy this week... Keeping Up with the Kardashians America's favorite Armenian Whorehouse is opened again for business! In true Kardashian fashion, Kim declares that she has

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As most of you reading this blog already know, Miss Alanny, as she likes to call herself these days, does not have the most gentle personality. (And I say that most of you already know this because it appears she’s failed to pull in any readers outside of her high school facebook friends) Therefore, for my guest top ten list I thought there would be no more appropriate time to let her know how I

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