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	<title>The Future</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=59</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic60.jpg" alt="There's a great poll on my Facebook page... what comic do YOU think we're spinning off?" title="There's a great poll on my Facebook page... what comic do YOU think we're spinning off?" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In case you haven't heard, Mister Woodles is over, but the Woodleverse will continue in my &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.misterwoodles.com/neal/?p=35&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;new project&lt;/a&gt;. Read the psst for details. The image is a teaser, because I'm a tease.</description>
	<pubDate>2012-01-08</pubDate>
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	<title>OMG LOL</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=58</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic59.jpg" alt="..." title="..." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Stay tuned for an exciting announcement</description>
	<pubDate>2011-03-01</pubDate>
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	<title>Parallel Universe</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=57</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic58.jpg" alt="In anything if you want to go/From just a beginner to a pro/You need a montage" title="In anything if you want to go/From just a beginner to a pro/You need a montage" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic is inspired by reality.</description>
	<pubDate>2011-02-25</pubDate>
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	<title>Honesty</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=56</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic57.jpg" alt="That question is such a trap." title="That question is such a trap." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Notice the lack of stray white spots. Slowly but surely, I'm learning this software.</description>
	<pubDate>2011-02-22</pubDate>
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	<title>Selecting a Source</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=55</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic56.jpg" alt="If you first hear about a website from a TV commercial, its target market is people who hear about websites from TV commercials. Think about it." title="If you first hear about a website from a TV commercial, its target market is people who hear about websites from TV commercials. Think about it." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Someday, I will be as proficient in GIMP as I am in Photoshop. But it took me five professional years plus four years of college to get there with Adobe...</description>
	<pubDate>2011-02-18</pubDate>
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	<title>New Generation</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=54</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic55.jpg" alt="&lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3" title="&lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Well, my grand plans didn't happen exactly as planned, but I have a new storyline. Stay tuned, we're up to twice a week for the next month at least!</description>
	<pubDate>2011-02-15</pubDate>
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	<title>Tease</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=53</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic54.jpg" alt="Parody is protected, right? Shit, I hope so." title="Parody is protected, right? Shit, I hope so." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Another hiatus... hopefully the last one. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.misterwoodles.com/neal/?p=18&quot;&gt;Check the blog&lt;/a&gt; for details!</description>
	<pubDate>2011-01-25</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Jess Warren</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=52</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic53.jpg" alt="Such violence from such an adorable creature!" title="Such violence from such an adorable creature!" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;BONUS Guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/borkedplanet&quot;&gt;Jess Warren&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://borkedplanet.com&quot;&gt;Borked Planet&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://smellabell.com&quot;&gt;Smellabell&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-30</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Brian Russell 4</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=51</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic52.jpg" alt="If he'd died correctly, he wouldn't have to watch..." title="If he'd died correctly, he wouldn't have to watch..." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This concludes guest comic week. A huge Woodle-tastic THANK YOU to all those who contributed!!</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-26</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Brian Russell 3</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=50</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic51.jpg" alt="... Missed me!" title="... Missed me!" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Merry Christmas, readers!</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-25</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Brian Russell 2</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=49</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic50.jpg" alt="Luckily, ghosts don't have tear ducts" title="Luckily, ghosts don't have tear ducts" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Still &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/brian_russll&quot;&gt;Brian Russell&lt;/a&gt;. Seriously, check out &lt;a href=&quot;http://theunderfold.com&quot;&gt;The Underfold&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-24</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC Brian Russell 1</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=48</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic49.jpg" alt="Who ya gonna call?" title="Who ya gonna call?" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/brian_russell&quot;&gt;Brian Russell&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://theunderfold.com&quot;&gt;The Underfold&lt;/a&gt; sent me FOUR comics!</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-23</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Carlo Jose San Juan</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=47</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic48.jpg" alt="You get cheaper medical care if you use yourself as a test dummy. (little known fact)." title="You get cheaper medical care if you use yourself as a test dummy. (little known fact)." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/callouscomics&quot;&gt;Carlo Jose San Juan&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://callouscomics.com&gt;Callous Comics&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-22</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Frank Jordan</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=46</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic47.jpg" alt="Greg gets a lot of new heads that way" title="Greg gets a lot of new heads that way" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/companymancomic&quot;&gt;Frank Jordan&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://companymancomic.com&quot;&gt;Company Man&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-21</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Sanjay Kulkarni</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=45</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic46.jpg" alt="BEEP. BEEP. BOOP. BOOP." title="BEEP. BEEP. BOOP. BOOP." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/cowbirdsinlove&quot;&gt;Sanjay Kulkarni&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cowbirdsinlove.com&quot;&gt;Cowbirds in Love&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-20</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Tommie Kelly</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=44</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic45.jpg" alt="I really hope this worked" title="I really hope this worked" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/tommiekelly&quot;&gt;Tommie Kelly&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tommiekelly.com&quot;&gt;Quite a few projects, actually.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-19</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Noel Curry</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=43</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic44.jpg" alt="Some people have their best ideas in front of these stores." title="Some people have their best ideas in front of these stores." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/djbogtrotter&quot;&gt;Noel Curry&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://djbogtrotter.co.uk/&quot;&gt;DJ Bogtrotter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-18</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Jim McGee</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=42</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic43.jpg" alt="I am proprietary" title="I am proprietary" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/mackmm&quot;&gt;Jim McGee&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.area51comics.com&quot;&gt;Area 51 Comics&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-17</pubDate>
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	<title>GUEST COMIC - Tim Karasko</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=41</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic42.jpg" alt="Notice she already TOOK the bite. That's how Steve Jobs works." title="Notice she already TOOK the bite. That's how Steve Jobs works." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's guest comic by &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/timkarasko&quot;&gt;Tim Karasko&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.12mendied.com&quot;&gt;12 Men Died Making This Strip&lt;/a&gt;</description>
	<pubDate>2010-12-16</pubDate>
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	<title>Employment and Dating Part 1</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=40</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic41.jpg" alt="However, if the company meets someone more muscular than you, they can terminate you without cause on the hope that he might be better at your job than you." title="However, if the company meets someone more muscular than you, they can terminate you without cause on the hope that he might be better at your job than you." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes, I've finally updated. Guest comic opportunity details available on Friday. In the meantime, check out &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.intheweeds-show.com&quot;&gt;in the weeds&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-11-09</pubDate>
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	<title>Single</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=39</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic40.jpg" alt="Lot of 'M' names. Didn't realize this." title="Lot of 'M' names. Didn't realize this." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, but while I'm gone, I'm going to need some guest comics. Anyone interested? Contact me via Twitter if so.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-09-14</pubDate>
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	<title>Luxuries</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=38</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic39.jpg" alt="I got so used to not having a rear-view mirror that I mainly just use it to hang spiffy decorations." title="I got so used to not having a rear-view mirror that I mainly just use it to hang spiffy decorations." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The process of purchasing a car seems even more stressful than that of purchasing a house. And I've done both, so I know what I'm talking about.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-08-24</pubDate>
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	<title>Heartbeat</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=37</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic38.jpg" alt="I wonder if Pavlov ever wrote about this one." title="I wonder if Pavlov ever wrote about this one." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Speaking of cars, did you notice mine's gold in this comic, instead of white? Your suspicions are correct. I got a new one. Run and tell that, homeboy.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-08-20</pubDate>
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	<title>Value</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=36</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic37.jpg" alt="Ouch." title="Ouch." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Stay tuned for an exciting opportunity involving you drawing me a guest comic in exchange for no money and very little recognition.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-08-17</pubDate>
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	<title>Cult</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=35</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic36.jpg" alt="It's not a religion. It's a personal relationship with Steve Jobs." title="It's not a religion. It's a personal relationship with Steve Jobs." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today is Friday the 13th. And I'm not superstitious, so I don't care.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-08-13</pubDate>
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	<title>Homonyms</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=34</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic35.jpg" alt="I'm going to hell for this one." title="I'm going to hell for this one." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So, the new site design is well on its way. And you can hold me to the twice weekly update promise. I hope.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-08-10</pubDate>
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	<title>A Story 3</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=33</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic34.jpg" alt="The moral of the story is it's better to be completely selfish than halfway generous. The REAL moral is that all soda machines need debit readers." title="The moral of the story is it's better to be completely selfish than halfway generous. The REAL moral is that all soda machines need debit readers." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'll get back to &quot;traditional&quot; comics just as soon as I make another traditional comic.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-07-20</pubDate>
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	<title>A Story 2</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=32</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic33.jpg" alt="This is the saddest truest story of my comic writing career." title="This is the saddest truest story of my comic writing career." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There are no words.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-07-13</pubDate>
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	<title>A Story</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=31</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic32.jpg" alt="Most of my stories end this way when I tell them." title="Most of my stories end this way when I tell them." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Happy Birthday America. Here is a comic that has nothing to do with you.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-07-06</pubDate>
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	<title>Leprechauns</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=30</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic31.jpg" alt="lolwut?" title="lolwut?" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Man. I am really running out of ideas.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-06-23</pubDate>
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	<title>Pirates 2</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=29</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic30.jpg" alt="And why all the colors be red?" title="And why all the colors be red?" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;To quote the late Mitch Hedberg, this is like a carbon copy of the previous joke, but with different ingredients. Except the ingredients are the same too.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-06-18</pubDate>
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	<title>Pirates 1</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=28</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic29.jpg" alt="Yarrgh..." title="Yarrgh..." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I came up with this comic on Saturday. I also watched the movie 'Hook' on Saturday. But I came up with this comic while watching a different movie. Do you believe me?</description>
	<pubDate>2010-06-15</pubDate>
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	<title>Instinct</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=27</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic28.jpg" alt="For the record, I'm not afraid of little dogs. I just don't want to get nipped in the ankle by what you refer to as 'just playing with you'. And I don't want you to have to see me punt Fido across the road." title="For the record, I'm not afraid of little dogs. I just don't want to get nipped in the ankle by what you refer to as 'just playing with you'. And I don't want you to have to see me punt Fido across the road." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My acting gigs are really starting to increase. That is not a bad thing in the least. But it may put a damper on two-a-week comics.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-06-08</pubDate>
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	<title>Password</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=26</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic27.jpg" alt="Getting attached to a password is like making friends with a senior your freshman year in college." title="Getting attached to a password is like making friends with a senior your freshman year in college." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I abandoned the whole &quot;storyline&quot; thing, because I didn't have a goddamn clue where I was going with it.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-06-01</pubDate>
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	<title>Digression</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=25</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic26.jpg" alt="The sun is happy because he hates unicorns. The flowers are happy because they're the sun's little bitches." title="The sun is happy because he hates unicorns. The flowers are happy because they're the sun's little bitches." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic was &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/cowbirdsinlove/status/13323063022&quot;&gt;suggested&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href=&quot;http://cowbirdsinlove.com&quot;&gt;Sanjay Kulkarni&lt;/a&gt;. He might have been joking but I did it anyway.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-05-25</pubDate>
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	<title>Das Es</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=24</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic25.jpg" alt="I've learned over the past few years that things I think are common knowledge are more esoteric than I was ever led to believe." title="I've learned over the past few years that things I think are common knowledge are more esoteric than I was ever led to believe." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic is Freudian. And without being suggestive.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-05-18</pubDate>
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	<title>Chilling</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=23</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic24.jpg" alt="At the end of the day, if you haven't frightened a child, you haven't done your job." title="At the end of the day, if you haven't frightened a child, you haven't done your job." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic is my own participation in &lt;a href=&quot;http://dialoguefreecomicsday.wordpress.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Dialogue Free Comics Day&lt;/a&gt;, the brainchild of the brilliant &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/DJBogtrotter&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Noel Curry&lt;/a&gt;. </description>
	<pubDate>2010-05-14</pubDate>
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	<title>Cross-Promotion</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=22</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic23.jpg" alt="This might be the first time I've drawn fingernails" title="This might be the first time I've drawn fingernails" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I edited the Share icons and added Reddit, since I've apparently been getting the majority of my hits from that one.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-05-11</pubDate>
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	<title>The Best Revenge</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=21</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic22.jpg" alt="Unfortunately, it turned out he had sold the car a month earlier.  But the new owner was also an asshole, so it all worked out." title="Unfortunately, it turned out he had sold the car a month earlier.  But the new owner was also an asshole, so it all worked out." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We started shooting &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.intheweeds-show.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;In the Weeds&lt;/a&gt; last week and we're halfway through the pilot episode.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-05-07</pubDate>
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	<title>The Man</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=20</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic21.jpg" alt="Stealing from the Salvation Army bucket doesn't count either, though it's a lot easier not to get caught." title="Stealing from the Salvation Army bucket doesn't count either, though it's a lot easier not to get caught." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I made the mistake of looking at fan comments, and there was a complaint about the recent string of 'whining'.  Here's what I have to say:  Listening to the fans is where we got Spider-Man 3. Do you want to be responsible for something like that?</description>
	<pubDate>2010-05-04</pubDate>
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	<title>Reality</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=19</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic20.jpg" alt="Comics have one of the most inconsistent grips on reality I've found." title="Comics have one of the most inconsistent grips on reality I've found." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Look. A throwback. It was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=3&quot;&gt;this guy&lt;/a&gt;. Remember?</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-27</pubDate>
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	<title>Timeline</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=18</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic19.jpg" alt="I was actually in a gender-reversed modern musical retelling of Pride and Prejudice that included a song about the mathematics of breakup time. As of 23 Apr 2010, the plot synopsis on Wikipedia is primarily the one I wrote on there." title="I was actually in a gender-reversed modern musical retelling of Pride and Prejudice that included a song about the mathematics of breakup time. As of 23 Apr 2010, the plot synopsis on Wikipedia is primarily the one I wrote on there." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm getting faster at these. This one was 2 and a half hours from sketch to publish. That's taking into consideration the incredible slowness of my computer.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-23</pubDate>
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	<title>The Best Things in Life</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=17</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic18.jpg" alt="Martin Campbell, I am willing to forgive The Legend of Zorro. And Ryan Reynolds, I am willing to forgive your entire career. Clean slate. Impress me. I beg you." title="Martin Campbell, I am willing to forgive The Legend of Zorro. And Ryan Reynolds, I am willing to forgive your entire career. Clean slate. Impress me. I beg you." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don't really have anything to put here.  Um.  I'll be blogging again soon?</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-20</pubDate>
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	<title>Primary Sources</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=16</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic17.jpg" alt="Your history books do it too." title="Your history books do it too." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So, I'll be participating in a web-based sitcom called &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.intheweeds-show.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;In the Weeds&lt;/a&gt; this summer. If you're not doing anything, you should come audition.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-16</pubDate>
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	<title>Cellar of Dreams Part 5</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=15</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic16.jpg" alt="Little Emo" title="Little Emo" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And with that, this artistic experiment draws to a close. Tune in Friday for a return to our regularly scheduled programming.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-13</pubDate>
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	<title>Cellar of Dreams Part 4</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=14</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic15.jpg" alt="A plot twist!" title="A plot twist!" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What will happen next? Find out Tuesday!</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-09</pubDate>
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	<title>Cellar of Dreams Part 3</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=13</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic14.jpg" alt="The Underworld is a shitty shopping district, it would seem..." title="The Underworld is a shitty shopping district, it would seem..." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Three of Five. We're more than halfway through this, and then back to humor. Or maybe not...</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-06</pubDate>
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	<title>Cellar of Dreams Part 2</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=12</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic13.jpg" alt="Take my hand..." title="Take my hand..." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Don't get too used to Friday updates, but we'll have them for the next few weeks probably.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-04-02</pubDate>
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	<title>Cellar of Dreams Part 1</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=11</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic12.jpg" alt="Enter Sandman..." title="Enter Sandman..." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Doing something a little different for the next couple of weeks. Experimenting, both artistically and content-wise.
 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and if you haven't checked out my &lt;a href=&quot;http://cowbirdsinlove.com/810&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;guest comic&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href=&quot;http://cowbirdsinlove.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Cowbirds in Love&lt;/a&gt;, you should do so.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-03-30</pubDate>
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	<title>Shotgun</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=10</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic11.jpg" alt="The alternate ending involves a real shotgun. And zombies." title="The alternate ending involves a real shotgun. And zombies." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Happy St. Paddy's Day, everybody!</description>
	<pubDate>2010-03-16</pubDate>
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	<title>Cloning</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=9</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic10.jpg" alt="Real velociraptors were actually kind of cute. I think that makes them more dangerous, because you'll be trying to cuddle one and get eviscerated." title="Real velociraptors were actually kind of cute. I think that makes them more dangerous, because you'll be trying to cuddle one and get eviscerated." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic is about scientific delusion.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-03-09</pubDate>
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	<title>Services</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=8</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic9.jpg" alt="Honesty isn't always the best policy" title="Honesty isn't always the best policy" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And we start the month of March with a late entry.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-03-03</pubDate>
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	<title>Writer's Block</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=7</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic8.jpg" alt="Many artists have built careers on this little trick." title="Many artists have built careers on this little trick." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Another day, another comic.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-02-23</pubDate>
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	<title>L'Espirit de L'Escalator</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=6</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic7.jpg" alt="I was going to post Seattle's annual rainfall in gallons here in the title text. But then I got lazy." title="I was going to post Seattle's annual rainfall in gallons here in the title text. But then I got lazy." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Sorry for the delays. I do other things in life besides this comic, you know.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-02-16</pubDate>
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	<title>Production</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=5</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic6.jpg" alt="If the fly had been union, the film would have been dedicated to his memory" title="If the fly had been union, the film would have been dedicated to his memory" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic is probably a true story. Really makes you think, doesn't it?</description>
	<pubDate>2010-02-09</pubDate>
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	<title>Deserving</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=4</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic5.jpg" alt="Don't try this at home" title="Don't try this at home" &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic has not been approved by truth.com</description>
	<pubDate>2010-02-02</pubDate>
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	<title>Not Funny</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=3</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic4.jpg" alt="Absolutely necessary." title="Absolutely necessary." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today was delayed a bit. We tried to make this comic in one take, but Neal and Greg kept forgetting their lines.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-01-26</pubDate>
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	<title>Missed Call</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=2</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic3.jpg" alt="As far as phone games go, &quot;Phone Hide and Seek&quot; is more common than people think. &quot;Phone Sardines&quot; on the other hand is just fucking confusing." title="As far as phone games go, &quot;Phone Hide and Seek&quot; is more common than people think. &quot;Phone Sardines&quot; on the other hand is just fucking confusing." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's punchline relies on your own childhood being similar to mine.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-01-19</pubDate>
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	<title>Thrift</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=1</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic2.jpg" alt="It wasn't." title="It wasn't." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Today's comic introduces our main character.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-01-12</pubDate>
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	<title>Popping the Question</title>
	<link>http://www.misterwoodles.com/comic.php?comic=0</link>
	<description>&lt;img src="http://www.misterwoodles.com/comics/comic1.jpg" alt="Though, technically, this is still a proposal." title="Though, technically, this is still a proposal." &gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Welcome to Mister Woodles. I'll be publishing this comic weekly for as long as it takes me to earn your respect.</description>
	<pubDate>2010-01-05</pubDate>
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