Mobile Fun ... Urdu SMS

Islam Urdu SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:25:00 +0000

Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

Love Urdu SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:23:00 +0000

U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just c ur shadow i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

Valentine Urdu SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:21:00 +0000

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu,
2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u
or meet u,
in short
.
.
.
.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

Birthday Urdu SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:20:00 +0000

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes

Birthday Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:19:00 +0000

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

Friendship Urdu SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:08:00 +0000

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.

Urdu Poetry SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:58:00 +0000

Kal halki halki barish thi,

kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,

Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,

Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,

kal badal gehray kaale the,

Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..

Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,

Bari dair se dil main thehre the..

Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,

Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..

Kal yaad buhat tum aye the…..

Funny Letter SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:56:00 +0000

Dear SIR,
BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI, KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN. HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGAYOUR FAITHFULLY

Punjabi Shikwa SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:53:00 +0000

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Pnjabi funny poetry

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:44:00 +0000

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Happy Diwali SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:48:00 +0000

pal pal Sunhare Fool Khile, kabhi na ho kaanto ka Saamna jindagi Aapki Khushiyo se Bhari Rahe Dipawali par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.

Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:42:00 +0000

what happend 2 ur mobile?what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Funny Friend SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:41:00 +0000

I'm a killer, i kill people for moneyI'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

Sardar Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:40:00 +0000

Teacher:Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he?
Sardar g: Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga suki reh gai ae.

Sardar Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:40:00 +0000

Teacher:Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he?
Sardar g: Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga suki reh gai ae.

Universal Truth Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:39:00 +0000

When girls wear tight fittings,Neither they areComfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable…. !!

Funny Kids SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:38:00 +0000

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:38:00 +0000

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR

Books And Study

Cool SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:36:00 +0000

Hawa ki Mojon mei bhe Aaj Gazab ki Nazakat Hy"Saghar"
Zaror Aaj es ne Mere Mehboob ko Chhuaa hoga..

Funny Exam SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:33:00 +0000

CSS Interview
Q: Aik Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain?
Answer 4rm students:- 6
Examiner comments: Sorry1 Over Main 1 Hi Bal 6 Bar Phenki Jati Hai
Result: FAIL

Tanhai SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 07:28:00 +0000

Uss din se mein badal gaya hon
Jab tanhai ne muskura kar kaha k tu to mujh se bhi ziyada tanha lagta hai.

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:37:00 +0000

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:35:00 +0000

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:32:00 +0000

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

noreply@blogger.com (Uzair Tanoli) — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:38:00 +0000

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!