<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646</id><updated>2024-08-28T08:27:26.526-07:00</updated><category term="Joke Sms"/><category term="Love Quote SMS"/><category term="Friendship SMS"/><category term="Funny SMS"/><title type='text'>Mobile Text Messages Collection</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>11</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-1012004123793023613</id><published>2010-03-18T22:52:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T22:53:26.137-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joke Sms"/><title type='text'>Joke sms</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms-1. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Father 2 son:&lt;br /&gt;whenever I beat u,&lt;br /&gt;u don’t get annoyed,&lt;br /&gt;how u control ur anger?&lt;br /&gt;Son: I start cleaning the toilet&lt;br /&gt;with ur toothbrush&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 2. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Principle said 2 Students:&lt;br /&gt;U People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.&lt;br /&gt;Students:&lt;br /&gt;Impossible Sir!&lt;br /&gt;College Is Only 4 6 Hours!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms- 3. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How did an intelligent boy propose 2 girl ,&lt;br /&gt;he took the girl along with him on a boat and&lt;br /&gt;at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 4.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Degrees of girls!&lt;br /&gt;B.A.-Beautiful Angel&lt;br /&gt;B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure&lt;br /&gt;B.Com-Beautiful Communication&lt;br /&gt;M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 5. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: how do u differentiate “wife” &amp;amp; “mother”&lt;br /&gt;student:&lt;br /&gt;before marriage we sleep with “mother” &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;after marriage we sleep with our “wife”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms- 6. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Commerce professor asks the student:&lt;br /&gt;what is the most important source&lt;br /&gt;of finance 4 starting business?&lt;br /&gt;Student: “Father in law”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 7. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man on the phone:&lt;br /&gt;Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.&lt;br /&gt;Doctor: Is this her first child?&lt;br /&gt;Man: No this is her husband speaking…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 8. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An Employee sent SMS 2 his BOSS:&lt;br /&gt;I am sick&lt;br /&gt;Boss SMS back:&lt;br /&gt;“When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it”&lt;br /&gt;2 hours later employee SMS 2 boss:&lt;br /&gt;“I m OK, ur wife is very sweet”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 9. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: “Have u ever read Shakespeare?”&lt;br /&gt;boy: “No, who wrote it?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms- 10. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;woman: “I made my husband a millionaire.”&lt;br /&gt;Her friend:”And what was he b4 u married him?&lt;br /&gt;Woman: “A billionaire.”</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/1012004123793023613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_9541.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1012004123793023613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1012004123793023613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_9541.html' title='Joke sms'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-6483545592846299420</id><published>2010-03-18T22:52:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T22:52:52.476-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joke Sms"/><title type='text'>Joke Sms</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 11. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man: Is there any way 4 long life?&lt;br /&gt;Dr: Get married.&lt;br /&gt;Man: Will it help?&lt;br /&gt;Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come 2 u again!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 12.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Son: Dad, what is an idiot?&lt;br /&gt;Dad: An idiot is a person who tries 2 explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening 2 him can’t understand him. Do u understand me?&lt;br /&gt;Son: No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 13.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Angry Father 2 his son: Have u ever seen an owl?&lt;br /&gt;Son: (Looking down) No…&lt;br /&gt;Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 14. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband: Today is Sunday &amp;amp;&lt;br /&gt;I have 2 enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;So I bought 3 movie tickets.&lt;br /&gt;Wife: Why 3?&lt;br /&gt;Husband: 1 4 U and 2 4 ur parents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 15. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Son:Mom,when I was on da bus&lt;br /&gt;with Dad this morning,he told me 2&lt;br /&gt;give up my seat 2 a lady.&lt;br /&gt;Mom:u did da right thing.&lt;br /&gt;Son:But mum,I was sitting on daddy’s lap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 16. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A girl &amp;amp; boy were sitting alone&lt;br /&gt;the boy started touching de girl&lt;br /&gt;Girl: don’t touch me, all this only after marriage.&lt;br /&gt;Boy: ok call me when u r married.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 17. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A student was asked 2 write&lt;br /&gt;a signboard 4 the traffic rules&lt;br /&gt;near da school&lt;br /&gt;He wrote:-&lt;br /&gt;“Drive Carefully!&lt;br /&gt;Don’t kill the students,&lt;br /&gt;wait 4 the Teachers”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 18. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man1 sitting with dog.&lt;br /&gt;Man2:Ur dog bits?&lt;br /&gt;Man1:No&lt;br /&gt;Man 2 sits and the dog bits!&lt;br /&gt;Man2 angrily, u said it does not bit!&lt;br /&gt;Man:That is not my dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 19. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: what do u call a person&lt;br /&gt;who cannot hear anything?&lt;br /&gt;Student: u can call him anything,&lt;br /&gt;because he cannot hear anything&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 20. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In bio practical:&lt;br /&gt;Examiner:Tell me da name of&lt;br /&gt;this bird by watching it’s legs only?&lt;br /&gt;St:I can’t.&lt;br /&gt;Ex: U failed, what’s ur name?&lt;br /&gt;St: See my legs &amp;amp; get my name</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/6483545592846299420/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_5105.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/6483545592846299420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/6483545592846299420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_5105.html' title='Joke Sms'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-4962240615585001915</id><published>2010-03-18T22:52:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T22:52:15.762-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joke Sms"/><title type='text'>Joke sms</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 21. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: what is skeleton?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Sir Skeleton is a person&lt;br /&gt;who started dieting but forgot 2 stop it..!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 22.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lovers sitting in a park,&lt;br /&gt;boy tries 2 kiss the girl..&lt;br /&gt;Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..&lt;br /&gt;Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 23. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A boy goes 2 see a dance.&lt;br /&gt;His mom angrily asks him:&lt;br /&gt;Did u see anything there that&lt;br /&gt;u were not supposed 2 see?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: yes, I saw dad!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 24. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man sees a fat man&lt;br /&gt;sitting in a train cabin.&lt;br /&gt;Taunting, he asks:&lt;br /&gt;Is this cabin 4 elephants only!&lt;br /&gt;Fat man humbly replies:&lt;br /&gt;No!Even monkeys like u can sit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 25. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher says 2 student, In Algebra&lt;br /&gt;A=B &amp;amp; B=C. It means A=C.&lt;br /&gt;Now give relevant example.&lt;br /&gt;Student: Sir, I love u &amp;amp; U love ur daughter,&lt;br /&gt;It means that I love ur daughter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 26. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.&lt;br /&gt;Doctor: When?&lt;br /&gt;Man: 1 Months Ago&lt;br /&gt;Doctor: What were u doing till now?&lt;br /&gt;Man: We were using duplicate key…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 27.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teacher: What should be in a book 2 make it a bestseller?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 28. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An old lady teacher of English&lt;br /&gt;ask this question in the class:&lt;br /&gt;When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?&lt;br /&gt;One pupil answered: It’s the past tense of course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 29. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?&lt;br /&gt;A: About 45 pounds!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/4962240615585001915/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_3911.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/4962240615585001915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/4962240615585001915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_3911.html' title='Joke sms'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-12726389386687325</id><published>2010-03-18T22:51:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T22:51:46.654-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joke Sms"/><title type='text'>Joke sms</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 31. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dad : Son, what do u want 4 ur birthday?&lt;br /&gt;Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms- 32.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can u explain 2 me how this lipstick got on ur collar? the suspicious wife sneered. No I can’t the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms-33&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.&lt;br /&gt;Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it&#39;s 1.5 litter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms-34.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,&lt;br /&gt;Then what will u call ur mother&#39;s younger sister &amp;amp; elder sis?&lt;br /&gt;Student: so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms-35&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maths teacher: 2 a dull boy,&lt;br /&gt;if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 2 leena,&lt;br /&gt;3 2 tina, 4 2 meena,&lt;br /&gt;then what will U get?&lt;br /&gt;Student: 3 Girl friends....!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms-36.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lady: So, u want 2 become my son-in-law?&lt;br /&gt;Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms-37.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Humans fall in love that’s true,&lt;br /&gt;Cows eat grass that’s Ok,&lt;br /&gt;But Monkey reading sms,&lt;br /&gt;That’s incredible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joke sms-38.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A teacher told all students in a class 2 write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy with writing the essay except one student. He wrote “DUE 2 RAIN, NO MATCH!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Joke sms-39.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a drug store&lt;br /&gt;Customer: I’d like some vitamins 4 my grandson.&lt;br /&gt;Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?&lt;br /&gt;Customer: Any one will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/12726389386687325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_18.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/12726389386687325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/12726389386687325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms_18.html' title='Joke sms'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-1181610733241046639</id><published>2010-03-18T22:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T22:51:27.715-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Joke Sms"/><title type='text'>Joke Sms</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-41.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Son: Why are all these people running?&lt;br /&gt;Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.&lt;br /&gt;Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-42.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.&lt;br /&gt;2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-43.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.&lt;br /&gt;Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.  :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-44.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?&lt;br /&gt;Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, &quot;Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-45.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.&lt;br /&gt;2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?&lt;br /&gt;1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-46.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?&lt;br /&gt;Pregnant Lady: It&#39;s a cute little baby.&lt;br /&gt;Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-47.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?&lt;br /&gt;Student: H I J K L M N O.&lt;br /&gt;Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?&lt;br /&gt;Student: Yesterday U said H to O.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-48.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I&#39;ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I&#39;ll also stay with your sister. !!! :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;Joke SMS-49.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;&quot; &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked &quot;Why&quot; ?&lt;br /&gt;1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.&lt;br /&gt;1st Patient asked &quot;Why&quot; ?&lt;br /&gt;2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/1181610733241046639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1181610733241046639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1181610733241046639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/joke-sms.html' title='Joke Sms'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-3098107679694553179</id><published>2010-03-18T08:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T08:37:32.703-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love Quote SMS"/><title type='text'>Love Quote SMS</title><content type='html'>Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.  ~G.K. Chesterton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.  ~Claudia Ghandi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don&#39;t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.  ~Javan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come live in my heart and pay no rent.  ~Samuel Lover&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&#39;s so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.  ~Oliver Wendell Holmes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is missing someone whenever you&#39;re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you&#39;re close in heart.  ~Kay Knudsen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.  ~Author&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;True love stories never have endings.  ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is.  ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.  ~Tom Robbins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMs&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You really shouldn&#39;t say &quot;I love you&quot; unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. ~Author unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. ~V.F. Calverton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;What&#39;s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.&quot; William Shakespeare&#39;s Romeo and Juliet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.  ~Pearl Bailey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.  ~Voltaire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is my religion - I could die for it.  ~John Keats&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.  ~Dan Greenburg&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.  ~Plato&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is what you&#39;ve been through with somebody.  ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is being stupid together.  ~Paul Valery&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love you like crazy, baby&lt;br /&gt;&#39;Cuz I&#39;d go crazy without you.&lt;br /&gt;~Pixie Foudre&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What &quot;love&quot; is I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s not the response of our deepest natures to one another.  ~William Carlos Williams&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that&#39;s love, even if it doesn&#39;t seem very exciting. ~Sylvester Stallone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life only starts when love comes.  ~From the movie Bill of Divorcement, 1932&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren&#39;t even there before.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic&#39;s Notebook, 1966&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An old man in love is like a flower in winter.  ~Portuguese Proverb&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&#39;s hard to defeat a woman in love.  ~Destin Figuier&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.  ~François, duc de La Rochefoucauld&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can&#39;t. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic&#39;s Notebook, 1966&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.  ~Christopher Paul Rubero&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.  ~Latin Proverb&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be.  ~Nicholas de Chamfort&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is not consolation.  It is light.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Loving is never a waste of time.  ~Astrid&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.  ~Robert Heinlein&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We loved with a love that was more than love.  ~Edgar Allan Poe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;The first sight of love is the last of wisdom.&quot; Antoine Bret&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage.  ~Bill Balance&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.  ~Rose Franken&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A bell is no bell &#39;til you ring it,&lt;br /&gt;A song is no song &#39;til you sing it,&lt;br /&gt;And love in your heart&lt;br /&gt;Wasn’t put there to stay -&lt;br /&gt;Love isn’t love&lt;br /&gt;&#39;Til you give it away.&lt;br /&gt;~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, &quot;You Are Sixteen (Reprise)&quot;&lt;br /&gt;(Thanks, Krystel)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.  ~Swedish Proverb&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote Sms&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. ~Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader&#39;s Digest, &quot;Quotable Quote,&quot; February 2002&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defence.  ~Mark Overby&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like a box of chocolates. You don&#39;t know how good it is until they are all gone.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.  ~Peter Ustinov&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind.&quot; William Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.  ~Albert Ellis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love one another and you will be happy.  It&#39;s as simple and as difficult as that.  ~Michael Leunig&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame.  ~Henry David Thoreau&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault,robertbrault.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love doesn&#39;t make the world go around; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like the weather; you can&#39;t ignore it.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS-1.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.  ~Mother Teresa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river.  ~Malagasy Proverb&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When love is not madness, it is not love.  ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.  ~Jean Anouilh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.  ~Eric Fromm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.  ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer&#39;s Notebook, 1949&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do I love you because you&#39;re beautiful,&lt;br /&gt;Or are you beautiful because I love you?&lt;br /&gt;~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A hundred hearts would be too few&lt;br /&gt;To carry all my love for you.&lt;br /&gt;~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For you see, each day I love you more&lt;br /&gt;Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;~Rosemonde Gerard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know you&#39;re in love when you don&#39;t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.  ~Dr. Seuss</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/3098107679694553179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms_1479.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/3098107679694553179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/3098107679694553179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms_1479.html' title='Love Quote SMS'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-4311510038838284310</id><published>2010-03-18T08:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T08:33:07.771-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love Quote SMS"/><title type='text'>Love Quote SMS</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Do not tell me, for I&#39;ve heard it all, there is too much to do with hate, but much more to do with love.&quot; William Shakespeare in his Romeo and Juliet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like a river, never ending as it flows, but gets greater with time!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is a journey not a destination.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is a precious gift that you receive, and you need to give it with caution!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;When love comes so strong there is no right or wrong. Your love is your love.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;From West Side Story&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.&quot; Kurt Cornish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don&#39;t become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones.&quot; Irene</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/4311510038838284310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms_1241.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/4311510038838284310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/4311510038838284310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms_1241.html' title='Love Quote SMS'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-1939399903506131185</id><published>2010-03-18T08:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T08:32:16.836-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love Quote SMS"/><title type='text'>Love Quote SMS</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love is in your heart not to stay, but to be shared.&quot; Source Unknown&quot;Love is like salted water; the more you drink the more your thirst increases.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&quot;Love is when there are a million things you want to say to someone, but when they look you in the eyes and hold you in their arms nothing in life matters other than being with that person at that moment.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&quot;Love is like the air we breathe. It may not always be seen, but it is always felt, used and needed.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is not a feeling it&#39;s a sensation.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;When you have nothing left but love, then for the first time you become aware that love is enough.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is a box waiting to be opened by the right recipient.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is when you find yourself spending every wish on him.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is afraid of losing you!&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like the weather, sometimes it forces you to withdraw even when you don&#39;t want to stay inside. While other times it is the best of times and you keep yourself inside.&quot; Source Unknown</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/1939399903506131185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms_18.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1939399903506131185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1939399903506131185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms_18.html' title='Love Quote SMS'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-3742567877003741836</id><published>2010-03-18T08:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T08:30:50.924-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Love Quote SMS"/><title type='text'>Love Quote SMS</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like a rose, the special one grows in the winter.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is what you make it and with whom you make it; it is what it is.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is the passion that we feel inside of our hearts that we can&#39;t hide. We pretend to hide it, but it burns us more and more until the pain grows and grows and it never ends.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is looking at him and knowing that even if you can&#39;t be with him, you feel happy because he is happy with someone else.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is something silent, but it can be louder than anything when it talks.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is strong, but once it&#39;s broken it can never be fixed.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;The love is like the wind in my hands. So easy to feel but so hard to catch.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is a joy that fills your heart with wonder and excitement every time.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.&quot; Source Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold;&quot;&gt;Love Quote &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Love is like waking up on the softest cloud in the sky.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Source Unknown</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/3742567877003741836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/3742567877003741836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/3742567877003741836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/love-quote-sms.html' title='Love Quote SMS'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-1776421360889380163</id><published>2010-03-18T08:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T08:28:27.803-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny SMS"/><title type='text'>Funny SMS</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Funny SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Question : When do u CONGRATULATE someone 4 their MISTAKE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Answer : On their MARRIAGE.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Funny SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;2. One GOOD way 2 REDUCE Alcohol consumption : &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Before Marriage - Drink whenever u are SAD, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;After Marriage - Drink whenever u are HAPPY &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Funny SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked 4 the Best wine and Best Woman.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next 2 him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Moral : BE SPECIFIC &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Funny SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;In a job interview&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Boss: Where were u born?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Applicant: Rajshahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Boss: which part?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Applicant: what do u mean by which part? Whole body born in Rajshahi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Funny SMS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Mr. Bean (crying) the doctor called, Mom&#39;s dead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Friend: condolence, my friend.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Friend: what happened now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died also!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153);&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/1776421360889380163/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/funny-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1776421360889380163'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1776421360889380163'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/funny-sms.html' title='Funny SMS'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1223403230029642646.post-1283902653025823115</id><published>2010-03-18T08:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-18T08:26:05.943-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Friendship SMS"/><title type='text'>Friendship SMS .</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;The Mind of a true Loving Friends is Like the Lines of a Railway track they Never meet they Never cross But they always go for a long way together..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship SMS .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A good friend is like a computer. &#39;Enter&#39; ur life, &#39;save&#39; u in my heart, &#39;format&#39; ur problems, &#39;shift&#39; u 2 opportunities &amp;amp; never &#39;delete&#39; u from my memory!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship SMS .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lf you get less messages from me, don&#39;t think that l didn&#39;t care for you, but l&#39;m searching for the best message for a best person like you!!&lt;br /&gt;Wish u all the best&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Longest love is mother&#39;s love. shortest love is others love. Lover&#39;s love is sweetest love. But friend&#39;s love is stronger love. So HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship lives inside a room, it has a door And Door has a lock Its key is Trust If u lose the key Friendship can never be found!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship SMS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Hands Never Pain When Typing SMS For u, But My Heart always Pains When THERE IS NO REPLY FROM YOU... SO ALWAYS BE IN Touch!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship SMS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day my brain asked me “Y R U SENDING MSGs to that person who is not messaging u? but my little “HEART” said to brain “U” NEED msgs but I need “FRIENDSHIP”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship SMS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love and with your friendship i am the richest person on earth. So keep me rich 4ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;Friendship SMS &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi baby u know when u say &#39;I miss u&#39; it,s alwayes old one for me, but when u say &#39;I love u...&#39; really darling it,s alwayes new for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-size: 130%;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/feeds/1283902653025823115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/friendship-sms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1283902653025823115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1223403230029642646/posts/default/1283902653025823115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://manysmscollection.blogspot.com/2010/03/friendship-sms.html' title='Friendship SMS .'/><author><name>Harun Or Rashid Chowdhury</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10729986077647258403</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>