Mockazinetag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-14874982010-03-08T16:40:12-07:00Let loose and have a screaming sarcasm.TypePadhttp://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gifMockazinehttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesNaked Rahm Emanuel Pokes Fight In Congressional Gym Showerstag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00e54f93504f88340120a916e78e970b2010-03-08T16:40:12-07:002010-03-08T16:40:12-07:00"Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel," Massa continued. "I was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and I was in the congressional gym, and I went down and I worked out and I went into the showers...I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's...Mockazine<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><blockquote><p>"Let me tell you a story about Rahm Emanuel," Massa continued. "I was a congressman in my first eight weeks, and I was in the congressional gym, and I went down and I worked out and I went into the showers...I'm sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?
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"By the way, what the heck is he doing in the Congressional gym," Massa continued. "He goes there to intimidate members of Congress... He's hated me since day one, and now he wins." </p></blockquote>
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<p>I don't know who made the bigger point, but you have to admit this would be awkward.</p></div>
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<p>I hope no one ever films me eating in super slow motion.</p>
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<p>Likewise, you don't want to see me dry off after a shower in slow-mo.</p></div>
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