Mokujin's Random Talk

Polutions?

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:01:00 +0000

Howdy Guys! I noe i noe that yu guys was waiting for meh posting esterday wite? Too bad i was damn sleepish and could not lift my finger to type any nonsense for ure reading o.O Blame the rain as it was my big enemy. I had to run for meh life saving my beautifool skin from being raped by those poluted rain drops. Yesh! Johor atmosphere is now polluted by heavy smokes born from those factories, vehicle and even smokers /swt Nowadays i can't see blue sky above me instead im only able to watch dark and blurry clouds. /sigh I guess that is one big achievement since Anwar Ibrahim join parliament i guess.

Anyway, talking about pollution, Johor is not the only state that is having these sickness. But its all over Malaysia. I guess pollution is a big star, famous!! Look beside yu these instant ! I can 99.99% guarantee yu that ure littering sumthing while reading these awesomness post. Littering is one thing, but the most uglyness scene is the atmosphere. We breath wif it. Imagine that ure driving ure car with the air conditioning is faulty and ure stuck in a massive jam. I bet that the exhoust pipe blows out wonderfoool smokes just for yu to inhale. Lorry,Bus,Car and Motorcycle !
Picture taken from woodlands Checkpoint s'pore

Learn How to Save the planet !!
Do the recycle thingy - swap plastic bag wif eco bags - cut paper wastage - quit smoking - maintain vehicle regularly - "stop using Condom's" - plant trees/plants - close fridge doors at all time - reduce slapping perfumes on yu - switch off airconds - clean ure shit thoroughly - dan lain lain

We've been hearing ppl screaming stop pollutions for decades even from Adam and Eve. So why is it so difficult for these stoopid humans to get those brain working and stop polutions. Living on earth doesnt mean that we are here only for now but we are here also to create paths for the clean future. Yu guys may also participate in the program "Heal the world" by subscribing to this awesomeness stooopid random's rumbling Mokujin's Blog. : )

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Mobile Phone Lost SE850i

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:22:00 +0000

So as the title says! I really really am careless by losing my precious mobile phone which was a present from my gefwen. swt ! Whut im soo soo upset ish, dis incident happens at my very own office. Whut should i say? Guys.. i was like "Wuf de fag" . Cant imagine that even working curlicues got the will to back stab me. The SE 850i was one of my favorite gifts given by my "ehem ehem" woh..

The scenario
3 minutes before 2345hrs. Which is de time i would normally clock out living those stooopid pile of work load behind and head home. I was cleaning up my desk and shutting down my pc. (was playing Ragnarok Online ) While waiting for the loading complete, i leave my desk and went to our office lobby as the big screen was featuring WWE Smackdown. It was like so "happening" even my duty manager was watching while drinking his cup of cold coffee. Yesh! He drink COLD coffee. Anyway, after 2 minutes of watching TV i realize dat i forgotten my phone. So i went back to go and get it. To my suprise, its not there. Sigh~ i did search for it all over but to no avail. I stood up, and saw no one around. Just me and my shadows. Waf De Fug !! My blood tempreture rises like woooot! I gave the office door a big BANG and shouted towards the lobby " Hoi !! who took my phone? Stop playing dis shet man" Gawd Damit !! All of their eyes was like popped out looking at me puzzle. (@_@) I believe none of them got nothing to do with dis shit coz nobody pass by me within dis 2 minutes from the office towards lobby. So i suspected it was my own office gang. The stooopid thief was lucky coz he/her got away since it was already like 2350 which we are suppose to leave the building by 2345. After that it was like case close for me. Sigh

So that was whut happen to me in real life. My own stooopid mistake for being careless,trusting own friends too much and using a decent gadgets. LOL ! From that tragedy, i learn sumthing very very usefull which i should practise in the future that is TIE URE PHONE ON YU AND USE CHEAP PHONES . Since than, i have change my number. I had pass my new number to Flo who claims to be a Facebook Hottie !! LOLOLOL . Anyway by hearing this tragedy i hope yu guys subscribe to my rss and email feeds to avoid ure mobiles get jacked !! Peace !

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My 1st time in the kitchen

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:18:00 +0000

So its like 0130 in the morning and i haven't hit da bed yet. Most probably i am still stuff of my own cooking. My 1st attempt of cooking a fried rice, in other word NASI GORENG ! Haha ! So i was alone today at home and i dono whut to do at all. Ebelyone has gone to work. My close friend, my girlfriend and my girlfriend friend. 3 of them were out and im like a lonely wittle jeezer. Sigh! It was 8 o'clock back than and i was freaking hungry. Thinking that going down 9th storey just to buy some food is ridiculous. So i got hypered and start digging my fridge for FOODS! The only stuff we in there is couple of ice cream,breads,milk,chocolate,beers,onions,garlic and eggs. LOL ! I forgot to go to the market so dont blame me if the fridge is empty o.O xDD

Anyway i took out 3red onions and 1 big garlic and started chopping. Phew! getting those whole thingy done tooks me around 20 minits. After dat, i search for those stinky eggs. ( To me eggs are smelly xDDD) Got em' and start raping them.. pouring the white and yellow yolks in a mug which i stir it efficiently. Woohoo.. the yellow thingy goes round and round xD Well after getting those stooopid ingredients ready, i search for plain rice. Guess what ! THERE IS NO RICE IN THE KITCHEN owh meh gawd !! I was frustrated after all those hard work and effort i put in. With my head burning i go the fridge and open a bottle of Tiger beer.

So, while i was drinking in front of my Pc, i was thinking that i couldn't put those hard work to drain. I did sumthing stooopid again. Went to my room , dig out 10 bucks and head toward the lif. Yesh !! I really went 9 storey down to get some foods. LOL ! But instead of buying sumthing to eat, i went and bought plain white rice from Kedai Osman 24hours. Went back up and dump those rice in the wok. Things get serious here man.

To me this is a very challenging task. (I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK FRIED RICE)
So i was like puzzle a while. Thinking which to put in 1st. Lucky my brains runs on pentium4 processor xD Hmm General knowledge.. General Knowledge.. Oil comes 1st than onions and garlic than egg lastly rice. Correct ? WRONG !!!!!!!!! Totally wrong. After the cooking is done, (which i really don't know whether it is cook or what) i slap the rice on a big big plate. Ok time to eat! The moment the 1st spoon carrying loads of rice in it enters my mouth, i was like, "SHOOT, I FORGOT THE SALT" Sigh~ Overall the fried rice taste stoopid. But since im hungry tahap dewa, so eat it till the last piece.

When my friend returns home.. He was like " Aiyaa, Yu should have gone to the restaurant down there and have a wonderful meal man ! " Yeah right ! 1st i lost my precious time in the kitchen and 2nd i didn't satisfy my tummy to its standard. Sigh~ Thats one thing i would never get better at. Cooking Sux big time hell yeah !

Ok please subscribe to my rss and email feeds for more and more delicious stinky eggs o.O Peace!

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Advertisement Corner

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:25:00 +0000

Set One

per day 0.1 USD
per month 2 USD

Your Ads will be in 125x125 square box. I would be glad if you are interested in buying my ads spot and would give me the ads link that you want to display. You are given the power to design those ads by yourself.

Set Two

per day 0.2 USD
per month 4.5 USD

Your Ads will be in width 336 height 280 large rectangle box. I would be glad if you are interested in buying my ads spot and would give me the ads link that you want to display. You are given the power to design those ads by yourself.

Laptop Computer

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:48:00 +0000

Laptop and computers are becoming common use stuff joining the mobile phones these days. Just look at your surrounding area. I bet more than 50% of people are using these gadgets. Don't mention business man or women but students too are using them too. This show that we are getting modern unlike those days where you only can find computers only at rich man home.

Anyways, talking shet about ppl doesn't move me any further towards my happyness in blogging today. I was thinking to buy a laptop today but unfortunately today is not my pay day o.O gawd damit ! I need to wait till 21 sept for my bank be overflowing with my salary .. sigh! I can't help it. Anyway leave my salary thingy aside and lets get back to this laptop thingy.

Ok so today im gonna tell yu guys about the latest Laptop from SONY. I was aiming for this laptop as it is one of the lightest laptops out there measuring 1200g. The name of this laptop is SONY VAIO TZ - VGN-TZ37GN/B.

Genuine Windows Vista® Business (English Version) with Traditional Chinese Language Pack Intel® Centrino® Processor Technology

Intel® Core™2 Duo Processor U7700(1.33 GHz)*1*2

Mobile Intel® 945GMS Express Chipset

Processor System Bus 533MHz

2GB DDR2 SDRAM/-

120GB*4(Ultra ATA/100, 4200rpm) SD Memory Card*6 (SDHC compatible, MMC compatible)

Integrated Wireless LAN IEEE 802.11a/b/g/Draft n *7

Wireless LAN Frequency - 5 GHz(802.11a/Draft n), 2.4 Security Features include Fingerprint Sensor TCG Ver.1.2 compliant Trusted Platform Module (TPM) Also comes with one year warranty

So i guess yu guys learn sumthing new from Sony Vaio again. So after my shower than ill get my ass to Johor Bahru City Square located near to Johor-Singapore Causeway link. Well, today is Thursday sept4 and im celebrating my "offday" from work. Since ima free man today i might checked out those beautifool chicks out wild today. AH btw i almost forgot to tell yu that the retailed price for this shet is RM 7,988.00. That was fix by the Sony team. Im gonna check out the price in JB since price goes crazy like hell here swt ! And im not really sure if this SONY VAIO TZ is release already or not. Oh well im gonna check other aptops perhaps.

So yu guys seems yawning already by listening to my babling. Its ok, i know how stoopid blogger i could be. Instead, i got a real traditional medicine to cure those yawning which is by subscribing to my rss and email feeds! Have a nice day. Peace!

Blog Malaysia

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:32:00 +0000

So i unlocked the secrets of Malaysian Bloggers hangout. Yesh! They were hanging out at Blog Malaysia dot com. I was surfing dis net for Malaysian bloggers but instead i stumble upon the Malaysian bloggers hideout. Its like wooooot ! Having around 1733 Blogs from all over Malaysia man.. Build with a bucket full of interesting 26 categories. Blog clicks? 11984 clicks ! Dis site is simply flawless. Whut else yu can say o.O

Even tho' its only having pr4 but but its the fastest growing blog directory of Malaysia. Go get ur coffee, sit back and relax as it is offering those perfectlicious service of publicity of ur marvelous blog for FWEEEEEEE !! Besides, did i mention that other members or bloggers are there to socialize with. They are indeed awesomeness<3

Currently im getting Mokujin listed in there but unfortunately this shet doent have more than 5 post. Without that yu wont be approve by their administrator and thus yu'll be straying at the road side with those rotten clothes and a old mug. Anyway im eager to get Mokujin filled up with posting. I mean posting as fun interactive and slamber posting ! Hua hua Hua !

Finally, If yu guys wanna go on there than i suggest that yu humans get those 5post and genuine contents and Hell Yeah No Spamming blog pweasee. *Hickups* Tip of day for today will be subscribe to my rss and email feeds as it will make yu guys strike Toto4d tommorow.. Peace!

Flu and cough

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:32:00 +0000

When did the last flu and cough hit yu? I bet yu are desperately mishing them wite ! Today was my lucky day since i've been struck by this flu n' cough thingy. Really made my day so "happening" by forcing me to be in lazyness mode at work. Even if im sighing , i cant make it feel better any percent. Gawd ! I really cant walk or stand or even eat well. Talking about eating, the fooood taste awefull. I know yu also know it too whut will happen when this shet comes! I'll try and make it clear step by step. DAY 1 : 1st sysmtoms is coughing and sneezing. DAY 2 : Nose get watery attack and having a dry cough. DAY 3 : Nose get blocked by fungus and yu cough yellow flames (eww) Day4 : slight headache but cough and running nose reduce.

How was that breakdown of these sickness. Basically flu and cough makes human life miserable. So ima pass down whut papa use to say to me in those young days. Dry ure hair after each beautifoool bath, reduce consumptions of cold liquids and keep out of rain. Malaysia has been raining for the past 3 weeks so assume that many Malaysian is having these sickness. Mokujin wanna be marverlicious by helping those lucky people. The chosen one.

We all know that humans generates stooopid thoughts like "Ah kene hujan sikit takder hal lah" or "Ala, takkan minum air sejuk cikit pon leh kene gak" or maybe "Ceh, malas lah nak kasi kering rambut nie" Yea stuff like dat! So whut ever it is, if yu still being raped by Flu and cough even if yu follow the petua by papa, than the only thing Mokujin can say is You have a weak body. Humans with weak body cant fight those invations of sickness and eventually getting their virginess taken.

So most of yu will turn to panadol or panadol active fast wite ?! Please dont as it will coz u guys to suffer kidney problem at later age o.O Pwease Pwease stay away from that. Intead, yu guys can switch to isotonic drink plus water ratio 1:2 . Which means 1 isotonic drink mix with 1 or 2 glass of water. I would normally use 100plus as isotonic water. Aside from the isotonic method yu guys can seek the doctors for better medicines unless u guys are a budjet typo !

Yay my flu is getting dripping dripping more than ever while im typing. Woohoo keyboard is all wet by this stooopid flu. Thanks for making my flu dripping all over.
Lets get together and make our flu a awesomeness experience by subscribing to mokujin's rss and email feeds for newest chat chat in the near future. Slaps Nose, peace !

The Mokujin Newest Template !

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:21:00 +0000

woof ! Finally i just got this shet touch up. Mokujin's blog just got a new stooopid haircut from me the author ! Catch the glimpse of this awesomeness<3 template for blogger platform which i download it from e-blogger dot com. Getting this shet tip top and working is a huge huge challenge for me as this is my long lost hobby in this industry. I woove <3 looking for blog gadjets all over . Honestly my ass has been glued to the chair for like 3 hours just by fine tuning this blog thingy o.O Anyway its worth it big time ! I am impress of whut i can actually do on the net xDD Don't you guys think that Mokujin's blog look more impressive now rather than those default templates i use the 1st time ?

piu piu~ I LOVE THE DESIGN !

Ok its like 1330hrs here in Malaysia +8gmt. I would have to leave yu guys here as i have a big responsibilities at the airport. Yesh , as yu ppl dont know that im working as a Lead Assistant in the Baggage Department Changi Airport Singapore. I can proudly say that its not those ordinary job that yu guys may encounter in ur life as it is the most challenging industries ever, Aviation ! Benefits? Most likely yu could fly around the world for free base on company money. Im serious with this thingy.. Yes yu can ! Besides that, ur side by side with those "big birdies" Not many ppl can experience touching the belly of a plane are they? I know that its awesomeness where yu also can socialize with those gorgeous and beautipool STEWARDESS .. Yu might not know how pretty and rich they are.

Forget that airport thingy man, im just gratefool for whut humans can do on the net. Not only they have created this beautipoool template but they also give me the chance to use it and act like im soo pro ! wtfug ! Thit is so kewl which i should thank them for being soo Que Que ^^
Starting from this post i would like to officially invite all Malaysian's or maybe the World together join me by subscribing to my rss and email feeds as yu might not know whut i would slap next. Peace !

Mokujin !!

noreply@blogger.com (Jonathan Dave) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:03:00 +0000

Name: Mokujin Year: 1986 Location: Malaysia Job: Aviation Hobby: Blogging Likes: Broken English Dislikes: Proper English Motto: Eat Sleep Eat Sleep ! Favo Food: Mee Maggie Admire: John Chow Close Friend: Sunduvan

Honestly i am a humble wittle guy from Malaysia. Today ish de' day i will throw my self in a pile of mud joining other people call Bloggers. Yesh ! Ive learn how to create a free web blog or personal blog from this shet. I know the power of blog as many people start using blog as a main vessel for their half brilliant and stooopid ideas for they can spit it out public. Yesh ! you and me can read and interact with those so called Bloggers either individual or virtual. I am giving a double thumbs up for this is the most extended technologies human has ever conquered in the internet history.

Whuteber ish is, i Mokujin swear that will talk anything about anything thingy. Please mind ure own business and do support me if there is any difficulties i might face in the near future. o.O
The Mokujin Blog and its respective owner or so call Blogger will like to say thank you in advance if there is any individual or "Orang2 power" that love the Mokujin's blog. I Hope that people will address me Mokujin rather than asking whut ish meh real name. For that May God Bless Yu !

B4 i spread meh wings and fly, i would like to inform the readers that Mokujin's Blog might have hard words contain. Whuteber u guys listen, read, hear or look at this shet, please dont get carried away. For that i would like to express my deepest sorryness. Last but not least, please don't try this at home. (A public message brought to you by Mokujin)