Momaiku

Did your Dad teach you that?

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Wed, 22 May 2013 15:51:38 +0000

Clean up when you’re done

“Pasta boils in water, Mom

The pot’s self washing.”

Momaiku is taking a little vacation. She’ll be back next week.

But he’s even less funny than you are at the moment

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:43 +0000

I need some new stuff

“It’s finals, and I’m busy

Go write about Dad.”

What do I look like, Google glass?

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:18:50 +0000

“How long does this nuke?”

What do the instructions say?

“Can’t you just tell me?”

Even when I’m mad, I’m not that mad

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Wed, 15 May 2013 12:29:42 +0000

“You can’t fool me, Mom

You still think I hung the moon.”

Yeah. But upside-down.

It’s not wise to rub salt in the wound

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Tue, 14 May 2013 12:48:38 +0000

“Big Deal. I forgot.
Mother’s Day’s overrated”
So is dinner, dude

I don’t think you’re understanding the concept

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Mon, 13 May 2013 13:56:08 +0000

Today’s Mother’s Day

“No joke? I had no idea.

So what’s for breakfast?”

Ignorance is bad parenting. It’s also one more hour of uninterrupted writing time.

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Fri, 10 May 2013 12:02:46 +0000

“It’s my teacher’s fault.”

What are we talking about?

“Nothing. Never mind.”

Next time I’ll pull slang terms from the urban dictionary

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Thu, 09 May 2013 13:21:08 +0000

“When you talk like that

It’s so embarrassing, Mom!”

I said, hello, Dude

It’s just milk that’s chill

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Wed, 08 May 2013 12:35:46 +0000

What’s with the ice cream?

Dinner is in ten minutes

“And your point is what?”

And I’m not sharing it with your Dad, either

Jeannine Bergers Everett — Tue, 07 May 2013 13:43:29 +0000

If you keep this up

I’m raiding your college fund

To buy some more wine