Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED

Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 09.22.2008: Charlie Haas is Perfect!

RJ45 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:21:22 +0000

Y2J: Hi, I am very angry about this ladder match. But you see me on this ladder. I am going to demonstrate what I am doing at NO MERCY. AGH! Randy Orton: It is only a matter of time til the Age of Orton continues! Because no one can touch me and I can’t touch anybody, [...]

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Monday Night Raw 09.08.2008: Y2J is Champion!

RJ45 — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:07:38 +0000

Y2J: I am champion! Look at my battered body! OWIE! HBK is a bad bad man! Mike Adamle: Next week, you will be facing CM Punk for the World Title. And you will be facing Batista… TOMORROW! Dammit, I mean TONIGHT! Candice Michelle: 3 weeks without a broken collar bone! Mickie James: MIGHT OF AS WELL JUMP! GO [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 09.01.2008: Scramble Royals!

RJ45 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:58:16 +0000

In Memory of Killer Kowalski Randy Orton: Ever since I fell off my tricycle, and ever since Triple H broke my collar, which that was a really good shirt he did it on, by the way… I have seen RAW become a Joke. All of the champions are a joke. Your momma is a joke, and [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 08.26.2008: One Night Only on Sci-Fi!

RJ45 — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:09:03 +0000

Sorry for the lack of posts the recent weeks. It has been crazy at work and so I’ve just had that weighed down at me. Hopefully I can continue now with my regularly scheduled posting. CM Punk: Alright, this is my opening interview! Lillian Garcia: Ummm no… you have a match? CM Punk: A match? JBL: Alright, [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 08.04.2008: An Adamle Original

RJ45 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:29:33 +0000

Mike Adamle: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! Tonight, 3 title matches! JBL: I want a title shot! Jericho: NO! I WANT A TITLE SHOT! Mike Adamle: Okay bitches, tonight, we have a handicap match for number one contendership! Kofi Kingston: Ya mon! Paul Burchill: Incest is best to put your sister to the test… Kofi Kingston: Dude, that’s just weird. Even [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 07.28.2008: Mike Adamle is the New GM

RJ45 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:49:12 +0000

Sorry for missing last week’s edition. I just had a “I just don’t feel like it” week. Cena: Check out my new shirt. Crowd: BOOO! Cena: Is that Boo or Boo-Urns? Crowd: BOO! Cena: That’s right, Batista lives here. Batista: That’s right, I do live here. Cena: Lets wrestle! Shane-O-Mac: NOT SO FAST! Tonight, our new GM made a tag match with you [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 07.14.2008

RJ45 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:04:59 +0000

Last Week: Is he alive or dead?! Shane & Stephanie: We are disappointed in all of you! We’re watching. If anarchy continues, consequences will occur! HBK & Jericho: Holy shit, how did we get here?! Oh well, lets fight! Kane: Cole, I AM SORRY! I’M SOOOO SORRY! Michael Cole: Ummm… okay Mickie James: The wonderful thing about Mickies, is Mickies [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 07.07.2008 Is he alive or dead?

RJ45 — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:16:01 +0000

Stephanie McMahon: Daddy is still in critical condition. Everyone pull together and have a great show! Vicky Guerrreo: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! I want CM Punk to surrender the title belt AND an apology! CM Punk: Let me think about that for a second. Ummm… NO! JBL: I want a rematch! John Cena: [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 06.30.2008: CM PUNK WINS!

RJ45 — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:12:11 +0000

Shane McMahon: Yeah, Vince is injured, but we aren’t telling ya anything, bitches! Jim Ross: Farewell everyone! Edge: I don’t think so! You do not get a farewell address! Edge Heads, escort Mister Ross out of here! Edge Heads: With pleasure! Edge: Alright, just so you all know, this title will never be defended against any RAW people, and [...]

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Monday Night Raw ABRIDGED 06.23.2008: WWE Draft 2008

RJ45 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:27:45 +0000

Jim Ross: BOOMER SOONER! Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES! Michael Cole: Vintage Undertaker! Mick Foley: Bang Bang! Mike Adamle: Unos Dos! ADIOS! The Tazz: Suplexing Machine! Triple H: Guess who is going to win this match? Mark Henry: I don’t know… who? :: Triple H wins :: UNEXPLAINED RANDOM DRAWING FOR RAW: Rey Mysterio! Rey Mysterio: Booyaka Booyaka 619! Triple H: Cool! Mr. McMahon: Time to giveaway moneys! Here [...]

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