MondoMouth

Fat Tuesday Sizzles

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:20:00 -0800

Come on baby let the good times roll, roll all night long because tomorrow marks the start of Lent.

Freaking Scary's Banshee Howls!

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Tue, 3 Feb 2009 11:26:00 -0800

Mondo's busy writing a horror movie, who isn't these days?, and thought he'd interview, suck up to, the blogosphere's newest member Banshee over at Freaking Scary.

MONDOMOUTH: So, Banshee, you blog about freaking scary things. What scares you most?

BANSHEE: Paris Hilton, she gives blondes a bad name. I don't understand the public's obsession with her? Poor little rich girl, I guess. Paris Hilton as an actor is freaking scary, she's got this crazy eye thing happening...

MONDOMOUTH: You said that recently about Dakota Fanning in "Push"...

BANSHEE: True, but at least Dakota's got acting chops.

MONDOMOUTH: How long you've been blogging?

BANSHEE: About a week. If I don't start making money soon as a blogger I may be forced to get a cashier's job at IN-n-Out burger.

MONDOMOUTH: Give it time, Banshee. Mondo's been blogging for about 3 years now and made only $60 bucks.

BANSHEE: Now that is freaking scary!

MONDOMOUTH: Tell me about it. Guess I should've learned to drive the big rig truck when I had the chance.

BANSHEE: World needs ditch diggers, too.

MONDOMOUTH: Ah, the wisdom of "Caddyshack"! I notice your site gets a ton of comments, how do you feel about that?

BANSHEE: It's nice not to blog in a vacuum. I encourage my readers to engage in a lively discussion and I find myself laughing out loud at some of them.

MONDOMOUTH: So what are your future plans for Freaking Scary?

BANSHEE: I'm not sure, still trying to wrap my head around you making $60 bucks after 3 years of blogging. That really makes this Banshee scream!

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Get a Job Fast!

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:12:00 -0800

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Times are tough, really tough and I know some of you are hurting for work. I hope this free service for job seekers helps. All the best!

Monty Python Arrives on iTunes, Finally!

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:30:00 -0800

Monty Python is now on iTunes. Mondo wonders what took so long for the comic geniuses to be granted permission? After all, MondoMouth is on iTunes and any of my teachers will tell you I'm no comic genius. Perhaps, iTunes has toughened its admission criteria, raised the bar so to speak and now you have to make Steve Jobs laugh, which is no easy task, although he did bust a gut when Mondo asked him for a free MacBook Pro. Thanks, Steve, thank you very much for sending me a genius job application form for the Apple Store.

Superbowl Fans Show True Colors

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:13:00 -0800

Hey, Sportsfans, how committed are you to your Superbowl team? Okay, so you own some gear and maybe bought season tickets but are you fan enough to paint the team colors on your skin? These two sexy, super Superbowl fans are willing to take one for their respective teams. Now that's what Mondo calls a truly dedicated fan!

Does Your Work Suck?

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:28:00 -0800

I know, you hate your job, me, too. I hate your job almost as much as I hate my own but thank god my chimpanzee replacement is almost done his 3 week training program and will be taking over this blog just as soon as he stops flinging poo at the office staff (although I am leaving behind my enemies list for him just in case he gets the urge to purge). Meanwhile, enjoy the video!

Mondomouth:The Polynesian Kid Stays in the Picture

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Mon, 5 Nov 2007 10:11:00 -0800

Mondomouth directed his first shoe commercial for SkinsFootwear.com. In "Adventures in Directing," watch the video here or listen in iTunes , Mondo recalls the search he and his producer Vicki conducted in casting the role of the Polynesian Man.

Mondomouth: The Line Forms Here

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sat, 8 Sep 2007 08:59:00 -0700

Tired of waiting in line? Mondo is too! Listen to why he sees no relief in sight.

Skins Footwear arrives at Sportie LA

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Fri, 7 Sep 2007 22:16:00 -0700

Mondo picks up some Skins at Sportie LA

Fire Truck waters street!

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:19:00 -0700

Caught this on You Tube. Made me wonder what happens when the water runs out? I'm trying my best to conserve water. My lawn is on life support. My car's turned brown. And I'm showering and washing my dishes at the same time. How come this joker's watering the street? Where's the justice? I'm mad as hell!!!

MondoMouth: Got Steroids?

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:34:00 -0700

Got Steroids? Sports, Athletes & Performance enhancing drugs. Mondo wonders if maybe it would be simpler to level the field and give all the players the stuff.

MondoMouth Xmas: Bring home the troops

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:32:00 -0800

MondoMouth:Prince of Darkness Strikes Back

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:44:00 -0700

He's back from Hell and the Prince of Darkness is madder than ever!

MondoMouth: Lettuce Pray

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:49:00 -0700

Say Hallelujah as MondoMouth testifies against that demon bug known as E. coli bacteria. Can I get an Amen? Thank you, brothers and sisters. Bingo tonight at 7 PM in the basement.

MondoMouth takes on the NFL & TV season

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sun, 8 Oct 2006 20:01:00 -0700

Season 2

Back by popular demand, MondoMouth shares his views on the NFL, HDTV and the new fall TV season cancellations.
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Da Vinci Code Exposed Exclusive on MondoMouth

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sun, 21 May 2006 13:38:00 -0700

Tragedy at sea: Man overboard on cruise ship

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Fri, 19 May 2006 20:07:00 -0700

Border Fences for illegal immigrants

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Thu, 18 May 2006 13:12:00 -0700

It's all happening at the Apple Store

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Tue, 2 May 2006 22:47:00 -0700

The Apple Store is the best place to get a Mac or iPod. But that’s not all you’ll find. This is your place to get expert help from the people who know Apple better than anyone. Whether you want to check out our new products, produce a creative project, or get technical support, we can help you do it all. Welcome to the Apple Store.

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mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Mon, 1 May 2006 12:00:00 -0700

Guess what? I'm speaking in tongues with Babel Fish which means I'm getting that much closer to taking up serpents. I wonder if there's a snake handling software program?

Gas Prices have me made as hell! MondoMouth

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:27:00 -0700

Gas prices are going up, up, up with no decline in site. MondoMouth speaks out about this crisis. Click here

MondoMouth Gets Odeo

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:44:00 -0700

MondoMouth has teamed up with Odeo to provide voice messaging. That's right click on the Odeo button on my site and send me a message! I'm told the Odeo button where you send me money is still on the drawing board, rats!

MONDOMOUTH & VIN DIESEL WIDGET

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 13:12:00 -0700

Vin Diesel's got a widet! I want a widget! Oh, where, oh where, can my MondoMouth widget be? Click here to listen
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MondoMouth Radio the reviews are in!

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 15:29:00 -0700

The reviews are in at iTunes and Yahoo Podcasts, oh my!

Prince of Darkness Guest Host on MondoMouth

mondomouth@gmail.com (MondoMouth) — Sat, 8 Apr 2006 10:45:00 -0700

Mondo's cold has turned to the flu, oh my! The Prince of Darkness is tonight's guest host, photo unavailable at press. Click here to listen.