You’re Not Taking This Seriously Enough
When I worked for Lehman Brothers, I was involved in creating an application in association with Lending Tree. The timeline was impossible but the developers …
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Monsters Got My...
Welcome to my digital scrapheap. This is a developer notebook where code frustration, workplace nightmares, and unexpected tech horror compile into raw text.
Whether it is dealing with nightmarish XML configurations that feel like Hellraiser puzzle-boxes, encountering literal screens of death, or navigating Lehman Brothers managers who think developers joke around too much—it's all logged here.
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What’s Worse Than Zombies? Dead Pixels!!!
Last week I finally decided to take the leap to HD television. I know, I’m a little late to the party but better late than never. I headed over to Best Buy and …
Read note →WCF – Hellish Configuration
I love WCF, I think it is the most useful thing that came with the .NET 3.0 framework. On the other hand, I do not love the nightmarish configuration process. …
Read note →The Quest for a Web Host That Won't Haunt You
Finding a decent web host is harder than it should be, and not because there are too few of them. It’s because there are too many, and every last one promises …
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