MooPig Wisdom

2026-08-02T12:28:58.124-06:00

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MooPig REPORT FROM THE MIDDLE: Fear mongering Elitists and Carpetbaggers Department, U.N. derGlasch Sieling, editor-in-chief.

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

If you apply for this lawsuit, you might get a $1000 thousand dollars settlement in a year and a half from now, 18 months. But the attorneys take 40% plus fees out of that, so you end up with about two hundred dollars, $200.55 … and,

… If you hire your own lawyer to get a higher settlement he/she will hang $39,000 as a carrot in you face, of which he/she takes their 40% plus per diems and fees, and the deposition and discovery you have to provide, and the 10% plus fees the petitioning attorneys require … that carrot $39,000? Well, it turns out to be $1000+/-. You have spent money you do not have to not make any back. $1002.55 … so read their fine print,

… Like the fine print in this actual face book ad says: “Visit ClaimsHero.com for contact information and additional disclaimers.”

Litigation is part of the ai business plan. Chances are also your petitioning attorneys will use ai talking heads to face time with you as your adviser. Hypocrisy at work.

No plaintiff wins. But case workers, lawyers, and also defendant who earmarked a $billion settlement long before litigation started will be paid. Now $billion sits there like a money pot for gangs of lawyers to skim under guise of fees, and,

… Do you have any idea what a Copyright Lawyer, Retained Counsel Lawyer, Accountant, with all their children and pets and orthodontics … will cost you?

Okay ClaimsHero, 500k members, line up and delete my comment. Because you are all 100% predictable and have law licenses which are just licenses to steal.

SCAM ALERT: Perfect example of our oligarchy at work!

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2026-06-27T23:10:39.722-06:00

https://suno.com/@patrickdarnell

[extended instrumental improvisational intro electric guitar, bass, trombone, bass clarinet]

[chorus]

Window to view a soul ...

Mullions stacked six over six ...

And mullets for panes ...

Frigate birds circle to poll ...

[verse one]

Zoftig female ling to eat ...

By warm gulf craft yaws ...

Chance to embark for talk...

Today journey ended yesterday In circumspect...

...Clouds glowed ...

... Dream Futures.

[chorus]

Window to view a soul ...

Mullions stacked six over six ...

And mullets for panes ...

Frigate birds circle to poll ...

Against sky with no flaws ...

... In constant comm,

... With the one I love ...

Sky beautiful in back drop.

[instrumental improvisational interlude at bridge trombone, bassclarinet, Wurlitzer organ on accents of chord changes]

[bridge]

Unable to photograph hugeness,

Resigned, I take photos In my mind,

... of the memory kind

aaaaah aaaaaah oooo mmmm

[outro]

Scene remains there

... as inducer

Vision for a Turner dream future.

Dream futures.

[Chorus repeat at end]

Window to view a soul ...

mmmmm

Mullions stacked six over six ...

aaaaaah

And mullets for panes ...

mmmmmm

Frigate birds circle to poll ...

ooooooo

[Extended instrumental; improvisational ending for twenty bars, trombone bass clarinet, electric guitar, carousel Wurlitzer to fade out]

[Fade]

PRESENT SENSE

2026-06-26T21:10:47.879-06:00

Polysyndeton Exercise

PRESENT SENSE

And the presence of your absence is everywhere

But not for nothing

And "what good is the past if it doesn't let you pass"

And every stream of tears leaves a trail

But even days are long and not enough

And my only wish is trust to see you again

And to all the times I accused by speaking too soon

But it was me not for you

And that much I certainly know

And in all the dark nights I was alone

But you still always made it home

And that one time you surprised me...well

And I won't get into that

But I do want to know

And I am sure you can tell

And I am trying not to cry

But you know me all too well

And is a word joining this to that

But when I think about you

And us it's more than just that

But always remember this

"Feeling is what falling in love feels like"

And I will be home to you again one day

But I have to see my path through too

And no matter the here and now also still recall

"What good is the past if it won't let you pass"

By Tracey Buster

5/20/26

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2025-11-25T18:21:00.002-06:00

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dRumpf = Failure = Fact

2025-02-02T20:01:00.000-06:00

Sure, Donknald vonShizenpants Jessica Gropenfuhrer dRumpf as elected to his second term, will be doing really stupid stuff for two years, but like all other two-term potus, dRumpf last two years he will be a lame duck. He will be even more useless than he is today.

Here is a factoid: dRumpf is a failure. He fails at every task he tries. He remains on the TV screen because of his fatal, non hero bumbling mumbling persona. Goober is good TV, they say.

DRUMPF = FAILURE = FACT.

We, the voting citizens, admittedly most often favor the underdog in political, athletic, or business situations. Hey, I've been an Astros, and Cubs fan all my life. I enjoy their combined world series wins of 4? … or 3… point is — presented with the fact dRumpf is a failure does not phase more than half the voting population in America. The majority of Americans are empowered by felonious leaders. The other half of us watched this crap go down.

Watch carefully as dRumpf piddles away his time as leader of fascist sympathizer groups of Americans.

But to our defense, we middle fortuitous Americans have absorbed every kind of stupid thing made up by ‘asinine policy-maker idea-men’ that you can think of. Such as the Civil War 1865, the KKK, Nuclear backyard survival bunkers in the 60s, assassinations JFK, MLK, RFK, MALCOLM, ... and prepping again with bunkers, NRA, AARP, communism, corporate raiding, nationalizing oil industry, selling chunks of USA to China, demolition and murder on 9/11, W, X, Malibu, and others, marxism, stalinism, ,… all really stupid failures of ideas that are absorbed by the middle Americans and pooped out. We gird our loins, and build everything back stronger.

Donknald vonShizenpants Jessica Gropenfuhrer dRumpf and his nazi's have bit off more than they can chew. It just hurts to have to wait for two more years.

Betrayal by Insider Corporate Elites

2025-01-31T20:52:00.055-06:00

There are 74 million people in the USA who live outside of our laws. A nation of outlaws. And 70 million people who say they abide, but everyone seems to have a side hustle.

Me? I'm dirt poor because I have followed all the rules.

Please understand that our federal government is totally out of touch. Our justice system is overly codified to a point of idiocy. Too many incompetent lawyers. And congress is all about the money, democrats found a way to raise a billion bucks in four months!

That is all Pelosi cares about.

The exec is a figurehead, with too much lee-way to appoint heads of departments, rather than be elected by the will of the people. Of, for, by the people ... we are still waiting.

The other part of your question, about Xtians. The meek shall inherit the earth. Is this provocative or something positive? I personally don't want to appear meek, do you? Provoked, I will fight. But being magnanimous about conflicts earns us the earth somehow.

Drumpf and his followers are not meek. They are neither full of long-suffering nor kind-patience. They are sinners and twerps with potential to become saints and non-twerps, that is like when Paul falls off his horse and is blinded to become aware that they are twerps is when they begin to know the mind of christ.

Hey I'm here all the time patrickdarnell@gmail.com Guys guys guys ....

We have thrown everything at Donknald vonschizenpants that can be thrown at a person for over twelve years!

We are deluded to think that any sort of USA governing entity is going to NOT FUMBLE like a bunch of dodos, who are by the way also extinct.

The majority of voters are obviously criminally insane and behind all their dealings are felonies.

We have been betrayed by our own government. Think of how many households half of our voters is! Our justice system is a laughing stock. There are too many life time judges, and way too many lawyers. I have never met a lawyer who can qualify to represent me in court. I'm skipping your podcasts for the duration. If Drumpf goes to jail, then I might consider again listening to apologetic lawyers. Good bye. Feeling absolutely betrayed!

2020-06-13T09:22:00.002-06:00

Phrases

We men write poems
as if we are going
to be pinched
or scorned

You women write
like bored cats
pondering a mouse only
a foot away, easy prey

We men are felled, drained,
ears always trained
in urgent need to find
an end from the start

You women carry water
in pails on your heads
none splashing out
and no dust at your feet

We men say thunder
and bloody tempest
and "Gung Ho"

you women say dunner
and did you see
today's sunset "Oh!"

We men say heart
You say soul
And we say "Hell"
and "What is that about!"

We men hear a scream
and run to heed

You women bear a child
and turn to one another

We men are dodgy dads
and trust no others --
You, women,
...are mothers

2020-06-13T07:23:00.001-06:00

I was in New Orleans

I was in New Orleans
Drinking hurricanes

Most natural thing to do
"You are disturbing
Our performers, Sir..."
"if it continues,
You’ll have to leave"
A waiter said to me

Poison brings me
Closer to Jesus

"Sir, you will have to leave
If you continue to wave
And weave

But—where am I?
I was in New Orleans
Living a no regrets life --
Thief comes anyway
Only to kill, steal and destroy
And takes my valuables away

"..Sir, you are still there
but I’m sorry you must stop
or you will have to leave

Do I have to cross
That old rickety bridge
..Old rusted metal
Crickety bridge to
Get out of here?

"I don’t know Sir;

…if you keep falling
Out of your chair
You must depart

I drank three hurricanes
Before I angled in here
To sit through this Ike
Allison and Katrin’ despair

Oh, or do you mean the singer
When he broke a string
Did I do that?
Did I do that, you see
Because I’m here

"I cannot, Sir,Give any reprieve
Nor answer your Lust for poison...
Sir, Now, consider the door

I’ve been hearing that
A lot lately –Yep --
That I have to leave
You know I have
Heard all this before

I don’t remember
How ‘xactly it ends
Spirit keeps me alive
While solvents burn
My insides dry
Like a gourd

Coursing through me
Grizzle and bones
Till I have to go
And find my way home

I want first bite
Of every night
Not just a slice
After everyone else

"Okay, are you going
To go now, Sir...
Here is the door

Can I not just sit here
One moment more
For men and for God

I fought
to hold the weight
I climbed and tore
At walls, I bore
Into dams
I held resentment in
in my hands
held jealous
To my path…

To my path
So that I am here
A friend to this place
Tho' poisoned patron
A real hard Hurri-case

"Of your stay here I have foreknowledge No --
though your condition I see in triplicate
Less illusion More legitimate
Truthfully -- Face your poison you ignoble man
Zenobly, leave boldly,
Day will bring all to soon memories back again."

2019-01-26T15:13:00.001-06:00

NEW Direction MooPig Wisdom: Done On

2018-11-04T15:07:00.000-06:00

From the Sparks of a Journal

Initiated by by Patrick Darnell | 11/04/2018

... Many personnel after a few years eating the shit sandwich of corporate dogma find themselves actually in a niche of the conglomerate of souls. Yes, free man, you belong to the company stow.

Please read my disclaimers below.

You're welcome.

2016-07-21T21:59:00.001-06:00

Report From the Middle
by Pat Darnell | 21 July 2016 | Bryan TX

In 1968 I gave a speech to the student body of my Junior High School. I ran for Student Council President. I made lots of promises.

With all the aplomb of an amateur auditioning for a golden ticket on American Idol, in 2016, Donald J Trump is making a speech before the world community. He is making lots of promises.

I keep expecting Simon Cowell to hit the golden buzzer and let Trump straight through to Vegas. But the only thing we get is political pundits blathering about this and that at the end of Trump's speech.

Trump says what people want to hear. But do they really want to hear what they want to hear? This is the cringe I get when I hear Trump pontificate. In so many physical ways Trump reminds me of my ex-mother-in-law. She too had a misplaced regal ego and she liked to tell me about all her sordid sex affairs, and I was her captive audience. Do I want to hear that? I just want to say to Trump: "Get real!"

The die is cast, and Trump will be running as one-half the equation in the democratic process of voting.

Because I pandered to the student body, or because I made a better reality subject, I won the election and became the 1969 Student Council President. The next year the USA sent men to the moon. My year as president? None of the promises I made in my speech were kept. I don't think Trump, reality show host, can keep his promises either.

That's my Report From the Middle, where the women are strong, men are good looking, and children are all above average. Maybe I just won't think about it after tonight.

Forever Alone... ENDING! - Collab Time! Ft. VaJenna Games! (Portal 2)

2016-05-11T12:41:00.001-06:00

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2016-05-10T20:50:00.001-06:00

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2016-05-10T20:33:00.001-06:00

I CALLED IT! - Friday Cryday! (Outlast)

2016-04-29T15:31:00.001-06:00

MooPig Causality Department :: The Sitch'

2016-04-12T13:27:00.000-06:00

the main problem is Fred's attempts at controlling his fate... usually turns into feces all over ... something the brothers might find implosive ... yes ... so I think I should pursue part time work leading to new full time work ... while smoothly turning over my current position... eh?

MooPig Causality Department :: Demons

2016-03-28T11:18:00.000-06:00

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Causality and Making a Difference: the principle that everything has a cause.
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell | Mar 28, 2016 | Bryan TX

In a God forsaken media wasteland, real news is lost to the masses. When despots are sought for their image as if that is some kind of thing I want to see, I cry too. That particular image is a demon, pornographic and desperate.

As little people, we who exercise our freedom to not listen, to not react, to not be phased -- agency, force, and skewed quality of imbeciles pandering to masters who practice hegemony dominates our airwaves. Blimey!

Do we, the free, sit by or do we muster to bring about, make happen, accomplish something different in our head spaces? I think we can if we just concentrate on other stuff. No sweat.

“The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go out on a stage and whup their supporters into an orgiastic frenzy—then go back to the office and sell every one of the poor bastards down the tube for a nickel apiece.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

Get out your divining rod and tell me how you would react to an ailing friend?

K-- I was wide awake until 3 a.m. last night. My mind gets SO noisy at night sometimes and I am way too conscious of time. Seems to go in slow motion. I have very important doctor's appts at the end of the week and all I'm trying to do is hold on. It's exhausting you guys. I'm trying SO HARD to be strong for fiancé so he doesn't see how hard this is for me. It's so fuckin exhausting. I just think he's seen me bawling my eyes out enough. He had to see me grieve my Mother's suicide in 2011 and after she died I SO wanted to join her for a while. Geez, now I'm crying. But, instead I got myself off of the painkillers I had been addicted to for 18 years. He's seen enough. But you know, after going through all of that, I feel so weak & afraid of what's going on with me right now. I've never been more afraid in my life. Does anybody have any input please? I don't just live one day at a time, I live one hour at a time, sometimes one minute at a time. How do you guys live with this?

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S-- I am so sorry that your struggling to find peace of mind. When I have complete silence sometimes my mind and thoughts gets out of control and I try white noise. I also have to rationalize with my self ( self talk) continuously to stay positive and keep good thoughts in my mind.

K-- I've been struggling to find peace of mind for over a year. When I'm alone, like now, and at night when my fiancé goes to bed are the worst. I have insomnia so I keep weird hours. This last two weeks have been exceptionally hard. Do you know what I keep trying to tell myself? Most people would've ended up in the psych ward permanently if they had to deal with what we have to deal with every day. Sometimes that thought helps. My fiancé tells me I'm strong and amazing and I don't know how to believe that.

K --Geez-I just can't count on anybody in my personal life. I'm sitting here bawling by myself and nobody in my life gives a shit. The saddest thing I've ever been told was don't count on anyone for anything & then you won't be disappointed. I'll just wait for my meds to kick in & then maybe I won't give a shit anymore either. So, basically everyone in my life can just suck it!

Comments
K-- Sorry to sound so whiny, y'all. I was raised to never ever show weakness. So I'm still finding it difficult to just let go of everything I'm thinking and feeling, you know? I keep waiting for one of my relatives (deceased now) to show up and kick my ass!

Patrick Darnell -- K, when it gets like this, as you report, I have found some interesting things to do. One close friend suggested I take off my socks and walk barefooted outside in the lawn... Another friend suggested hot water with squeezed lemon and a teaspoon of honey, sipped without electronics or TV on... Another said read a real book, with pages to turn, for about thirty minutes a day... And my favorite, start with your spleen telling it how wonderful it has been, tell your gall bladder the same, gut, lungs, legs,feet, and so on ... Then praise your brain... Finally, listen to music harmonies that make you tingle. And I will do all things too.

K-- I'm listening to music right now to try and get thru this Patrick Darnell, music and books have ALWAYS been my bestest friends in the world. I'm having a hard time concentrating on books, my favorite shows, so this is what I'm doing for now. Listening to music and doing a little bitching on here! lol Thanx a lot for the input. I keep wanting to say to all of you thanx for not making me feel crazy, which is ironically funny cuz that's why I'm here. I'm just not used to sharing my feelings this much. But apparently I need to.

Patrick Darnell -- Wonderful to hear you love books... I wanted to also mention at my age I have met all my demons, and have found that they are all pussies. Just sayin'. When it roars, I know too well, it is hard to do anything, so just stand up and defy it.

K-- On a more positive note, I've received more positive input from people who've never met me, never looked into my eyes in one day, yesterday, than I received phone calls all last year. What I mean is, you guys are a godsend. Thanx for letting me vent. The demon thing I wrote earlier, that's my way of trying to cope. I've been writing for 25 years. Last year I wrote my first piece of fiction, a very, very short story about a girl and her Mom. It was my way of saying goodbye to my Mom. Maybe I'll share it later if anyone is interested. It made several people cry, including my doctor! Lol Known him for 10 years. I'm very lucky I have a great doctor. I really am trying to get myself in a better mood!

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/171942156320060/
http://rutherford.org/publications_resources/john_whiteheads_commentary/reality_check_no_matter_who_wins_the_white_house_the_new_boss_will_be_the_s
https://youtu.be/dugxlkxHM58

CONCUSSION :: "Frequently Asked Questions » CTE Center | Boston University..."

2016-03-24T23:28:00.001-06:00

CTE is not limited to professional athletes; it has also been found in athletes who did not play sports after high school or college.

Frequently Asked Questions » CTE Center | Boston University: "What’s the difference between CTE and Alzheimer’s disease (AD)?

Although there are some similarities between CTE and Alzheimer’s disease (AD), significant differences exist. The symptoms of CTE generally present earlier (in one’s 40s) than those of AD (in one’s 60s). The initial and most central symptoms in AD involve memory problems, while the first symptoms of CTE generally involve problems with judgment, reasoning, problem solving, impulse control, and aggression. In addition, these diseases are found to be different in postmortem neuropathological findings."

'via Blog this'

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http://www.bu.edu/cte/about/frequently-asked-questions/
http://www.curehealth.info/medications-for-bipolar-disorder/
http://healthcurecorner.com/this-vitamin-deficiency-causes-migraines-and-headaches-and-here-is-how-to-fix-it/
http://www.vitalsign.info/2016/01/13/why-i-say-i-suffer-from-bipolar-disorder/
http://www.curehealth.info/whats-your-bipolar-disorder-trigger/

MooPig Brain Industries :: Bipolar Triggers

2016-03-21T09:51:00.000-06:00

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Bipolar Disorder: Tracking Triggers
Mixed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell | Mar 21, 2016 | Bryan TX

Life events, anxiety, and even physical changes can cause a mood swing. What triggers an episode of mania or depression varies from person to person. Here are some typical physical triggers, according to the National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI).

Not getting enough sleep
Using alcohol or drugs
Stopping your medicine
Beginning antidepressant medication (this can cause a switch to mania)
Hypothyroidism (low thyroid function, a possible side effect of lithium medication, often used to treat bipolar illness)

Emotional stress and big or small life changes can also cause mania or depression. The Depression and Bipolar Support Alliance gives these examples:

Major life change like moving or starting a new job
Arguing with a friend or loved one
Financial problems

Louisa Sylvia, PhD, a psychologist at the Bipolar Clinic and Research Program at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston says, “Changes in daily routines, such as staying up late studying or flying to another time zone, can cause a mood swing.”

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MooPig Predictions Department :: "We Think Human Rights will be finally Recognized... Cell Phones"

2016-03-21T09:38:00.001-06:00

Behind 60 Minutes' decision to show disturbing video
Why Scott Pelley's story shows some of the most graphic footage in the broadcast's history. Pelley discusses his report on a sarin attack in Syria
Mashed Article by Pat Darnell | March 21, 2015 | Bryan TX

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60 Minutes from Aug/2015

STATUS: AUG/2015 "... Pelley believes the cellphone video could be important evidence of a crime against humanity. Working with producers Nicole Young and Katie Kerbstat, his goal was to collect the available evidence of the attack and put it in one story.
"What would've happened during the Holocaust if all the Jews had cellphones?" Pelley wonders. "Certainly the world would've found out much sooner what was happening."
Pelley first reported on the attack for the CBS Evening News in 2013. As images of the victims were arriving in the newsroom, he decided then to embark on a more detailed investigation of what happened for 60 Minutes ..."

"Never forget..." in our near future we will see, and be primary source, to events good and bad in our world. Populace everywhere now has a portable video camera and a way to upload streams of images and sound. abuse of the rights of women and children, animals, elderly and infirm will be broadcast immediately and thereby maybe much of it will be thwarted. Yes?

We at MooPig Predictions Department truly believe a natural selection will occur that puts threat of would-be mass-murderers on report, by publishing their faces, and their crimes, all over the world.

It's not big brother watching, its moms and pops and all their children watching.

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MooPig Anecdote Corner :: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi..."

2016-01-28T16:49:00.000-06:00

Mike Adkins

A older couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts" she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself".

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked "Do you shave?" "No" replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes" said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department... very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him "Did you see it?" "Yes" he said "but why the hell did you have to show her yours". "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before". "I know" he said "but the dart team hadn't!"

on Thursday · Dayton, OH

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Mike Adkins My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park secondary school. "Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner!" he beamed with pride.

"When did you leave to go to college?" I asked. He answered. "1965. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked... "What subject did you teach?"

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Mike Adkins An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said "What's the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one" replied the man.

He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled "Rose... what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

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Mike Adkins Luigi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those beautiful shoes so much... it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani's for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Taken aback, Sophia replies "Yes, Luigi, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Luigi answers "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?"

Next he asks Rosa to dance and after a few minutes he asks "Rosa do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa answers "Yes, Luigi, I do, but how do you know that?" He replies "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... how do you like them?"

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Luigi asks Carmela to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He states "Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight. Please, please, tella me this true!"

Carmela smiles coyly and answers "Yes Luigi, I wear no panties tonight..." Luigi gasps "Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Armani leather shoes!"

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Mike Adkins A newly retired cop was walking down the street, on his way to a retired cops breakfast, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for a meal. The retired cop took out his wallet, extracted a twenty dollar bill and asked the guy "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of food?" "No, I had to stop drinking many years ago when I was a cop" the homeless man replied.

"You were once a cop?" "Yes" the homeless man replied. "On the force for 12 years, until I was fired for drinking on duty and I lost my retirement after wrecking a patrol car the same day".

"Will you use this $20 to only buy donuts and coffee instead of buying nutritious food?" "No, I don't waste time with sugary foods" the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive and eat as well as I can".

"Will you spend this $20 on green fees at a golf course instead of good food?" "Are you nuts?" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years since I was fired from the force".

"Will you spend the money on a woman over in the red light district instead of buying good food?" "What disease would I get for a lousy twenty bucks? I hate whores" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well" said the retired cop "I'm not going to give you the money now. Instead, I'm going to take you to a terrific cops breakfast around the corner and get you to tell the retired cops your story, then you get the money".

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't these officers be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting, man". The retired cop replied "That's okay. It's important for them all to see what a cop looks like after he has given up beer, donuts, golf and sex".

22 hours ago · Like · 1

Thanks Mike.

MooPig Bipolar Disorder Department :: Am we Bi-Polar? PART ONE

2015-12-03T20:16:00.000-06:00

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Find Someone Who will Listen to You
Mixed Mashed Articles by Pat Darnell | Dec 3, 2015 | Bryan TX

13 Symptoms of Bipolar Disorder: Are You Bipolar? | Health Cure Center: "Bipolar disorder is a mood disorder that affects millions of people from all walks of life. According to medical professionals, people who suffer from this condition experience episodes of mania, which are typically followed by episodes of depression and vice versa."
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http://healthcurecenter.com/13-symptoms-of-bipolar-disorder-are-you-bipolar-2/
http://www.healthmojo.org/2015/10/27/bipolar-disorder-symptoms-10-things-you-should-never-say-to-someone-with-bipolar-disorder/
http://ibpf.org/blog/living-bipolar-disorder-acceptance-goes-long-way

MooPig Bipolar Disorder Department :: Am we Bi-Polar? PART THREE

2015-12-03T19:52:00.000-06:00

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It's a Good Thing, or No
Mashed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell | Dec 3, 2015 | Bryan TX

One time I asked friends to comment on some free verse that I had written. One of them said, "It's a good thing he never did drugs."

For reals, he may have said a summary of my life in the Hypomania ... "his difficulties preclude him from leading a normal life" ... the sign of a good friend who can tell me to my face what is happening. I have held that comment near to my heart for all this time. In other words, at least one person got me.

That is why I am attracted to this article:

21 things you only know if you’re bipolar | Health Care Plans: "3. It doesn’t mean you’re up and down all the time Everyone’s different – you can have rapid cycling (where you quickly go from high to low), mixed state (when you have symptoms of depression and mania at the same time), or go gradually up and down with periods of ‘normality’ in between. 4. You may be mildly amused by people who take drugs recreationally There’s something rather tame about pill-popping in a field of muddy campers on a Bank Holiday weekend when you’re walking around with what feels like a permanent pharmacy dispensing random chemicals in a Russian roulette style in your head."
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CONCLUSION
Carry on.

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http://healthcareplan.co/21-things-you-only-know-if-youre-bipolar-2/
http://www.ravishly.com/taxonomy/term/3247

MooPig Bipolar Disorder Department :: Am we Bi-Polar? PART TWO

2015-12-03T15:03:00.000-06:00

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Talk About, Talk About, Talk About ...
Mashed Martial Articles by Pat Darnell | Dec 3, 2015 | Bryan TX

What scares a parent more than anything? I think it scares parents when their child doesn't fit in with normals, or their child might stand out in odd ways. Consider Vincent Van Gogh's parents for a moment: they probably grew old never knowing why their son could not fit in.

Where do I find all these bipolar articles? I find them on faceBook.

Three Bipolar Disorder Symptoms No One Wants to Talk About | Cure Connect: "I work with parents and partners of those with bipolar disorder. In the majority of situations, people who are in a strong dysphoric manic episode can be dangerous, aggressive and violent. Physical assault and weapons are not uncommon. Many men go to jail because of this behavior when they actually need psychiatric help. People, both men and women who are mild mannered and kind when well, get super human strength along with the aggression- ripping a sink out of the wall- punching through windows- throwing chairs and other dangerous behavior are not uncommon."
'via Blog this'

CONCLUSION
There was a time in the not so far off past when people were not labeled. With the advent of the human DNA mapped, and constant crush of Healthcare and Pharma, and lists to be made, we have labels now for every phase of existence. And we say, "Isn't that all silly."

__________________________Reference
http://www.cureconnect.info/2015/09/10/three-bipolar-disorder-symptoms-no-one-wants-to-talk-about/
http://christybower.com/about/i-have-bipolar-disorder/

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2015-11-20T09:22:00.000-06:00

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by Pat Darnell | Nov 12, 2015 | Bryan TX

Professor Longshadow smoothed out the ends of his mustache. The nubile on row three, seat four asked a question he could not understand.

"Could you repeat that, please Miss?" Professor Longshadow squinted at her.

"My name is Miss Pembroke. What I am saying is Alaskans chill out; we in Chicago spazz out!"

"Do you feel lacking in some way in your urban life, Miss Pembroke?"

"... Such an institution of coercion, centralizing immorality, directing theft and murder, and coordinating oppression on a scale inconceivable by random criminality exists ..." was what Professor Longshadow had just said in his lecture.

"What is this really about?" asked the Professor.

"Winter; that's what I am talking about," said Miss Pembroke. "I need a philosophy of Winter."

"But I am lecturing about philosophic models of the Free Market," said Professor.

"Well, that is maybe good for you, but all you are saying is what other philosophers say about each other," explained Miss Pembroke. "I need 21st Century material."

The lecture hall began to hum with under breath mutterings of the other students. It is common fact that Professor Longshadow had been putting students to sleep for many years. Miss Pembroke's interruption awakened many of the sullen tide of undergrads.

"I'm fed up with Philosopher number two talking smack about Philosopher number three," said Miss Pembroke.

All she got was the "Longshadow thousand mile stare."

TO BE CONTINUED...

UPDATE:

"...The venerable lecture has few allies today. While many in the humanities have long preferred seminar-style instruction, our friends in the sciences have begun to give the lecture a second look. A growing body of research suggests that lectures simply are not that effective, especially when compared to active-learning models.( WILLIAM FENTON. NOVEMBER 12, 2015. LINK)..."

"So what you are saying, Miss Pembroke, is that the streets are not a comfortable place for you?" asked Professor Longshadow.

"The streets in Chicago during winter are treacherous, dirty, slushy, mind-boggling dangerous, and yes I am uncomfortable on the streets IN WINTER," said Miss Pembroke, "and what I need is a philosophy that helps me cope with Chicago winters."

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http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2494971,00.asp?kc=PCRSS03079TX1K0000585

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