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Drunken Optimism

2011-08-20T10:33:00.001-04:00

Seeing life through our beer mug. Is you mug half full and ready for another round, or is your mug half empty and ready to puke? lol

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Supra Super Biters

2010-08-28T12:39:00.001-04:00

I was introduced to Supra's most popular shoe, the Skytop 1, one day when my cousin purchased a pair. He was so ecstatic about purchasing his first Supras but when I looked at them I felt like I was in the twilight zone. I had seen them before, maybe in another life time or something. Then I realized that they looked a lot like Adidas.

Sure they changed it up a little and added some different coloring. However, notice the strips on the side of the skytops, if you colored them the right way it would be the three stripe logo.

Also, note the little X design on the top by the ankle. It looks a lot like the X on the form minus the straps.

Now some of you may think i'm reaching but here's the kicker. The Supra logo looks almost identical to the Adidas logo.

Well if you still don't see the light that Supra is a knockoff here is some more. These don't even need a breakdown.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong... LOL

2010-02-25T11:01:00.001-05:00

Black Guy Speaks out. Blame it on the L

Drop it, Drop it, Looooow

2010-02-10T17:31:00.005-05:00

Man those prices got low. You guys remember when I was telling you about EF College break and their low prices, well they just dropped their prices lower...

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**That 10 day trip to Amsterdam, London, and Paris for $1,840 has some of yalls name all over it lol**

Anyways you know the drill, go to EF College break and use promo code (HOPKIN8315) to get an even better deal then that.

consider yourself informed

**Trips include Airfare, and the telly for each night**

My EF College Break (Italy, Greece

And More...

Joe Biden "Playboy Status"... Hennessy ads Pulled

2010-02-09T18:17:00.003-05:00

Apparently Biden was going to be in a bunch of Hennessy ads but they were pulled by the administration. They says because it was not appropriate for the married VP to be in club scenes with a bunch of young women. I think the real concern is that everyone already thinks Bidens a drunk, then he goes and pulls this. Yeah, Not happening.

Joe Biden's response to the ads

"I had a blast working on that slick project with all those classy heads. Biden was definitely in the building" - JOE BIDEN

LOL @ that response

Video

The Real Way To Tell Spring is Coming, Forget Goundhogs Day.

2010-02-08T18:39:00.000-05:00

If a squirrel climbs out of his hole and into another hole, spring will start soon. No six weeks of winter. lol

Picture taken by lo Saunders

iPad Keynote. Just the "Good" parts lol

2010-02-01T23:26:00.001-05:00

Just the good parts of the iPad keynote clearly they want you to think that is "Great"

by Neil Curtis

HAHAHA Must See Video For all College Students

2010-02-01T22:06:00.000-05:00

Internet Distractions lol funny

The REAL Origin of Valentines Day... Shocker

2010-02-01T21:19:00.003-05:00

So Valentines Day is coming. If your like me you probably think Valentines Day is just a silly Hallmart Holiday that was made up by some feminist to annoy us men with your "Waaaah I dont have a Valentine. No body loves me" BS. But much to my surprise I was wrong. I know you all heard the story of Saint Valentine who was killed for marring solderer when the Emperor forbid it yaaah yaah yaah. Well that cute little story is not the origin either.

The actual, and much more entertaining, origin of Valentines Day came from the old pagan holiday Lupercalia. Apparently the Ancient Romans celebrated this festival from February 13 - February 15 as a rite to fertility. As traditions went, they sacrificed an animal to their god or whatever, and smacked the young women with the meat of the animal. lol Really i'm not making this up... Gives a whole new meaning to "beating your meat." lol

Anyways The Pope banished this holiday in 492 and in an effort to Christianize the extremely popular festival, he decided to celebrate Valentines Day on the 14 of February so the people could celebrate it but not celebrate it. Kind of like how Boston celebrates "Evacuation Day" on the same day as Saint Patric's Day, because the city would not make Saint Patric's Day an official holiday.

So this Valentine Day if your girl friend(s) is crying about not having a Valentine, take her to Stop & Shop, stop by the Deli, order a honey glazed ham or turkey bacon whichever you prefer, and smack the Cupid out of her.

Happy Valentines Day

Free at Last Free at Last... But I Still Got to Go to Work For The Man. Aint that a...

2010-01-18T10:15:00.003-05:00

I think its pretty wack that we still have to work on Martin Luther King Day. In honer of MLK a ain't doing shit at work today except playing online. Im calling it a "Sit in" better yet a "Sittin on my ass" lol.

Anyways Google is a G for this...

Alicia Keys Got A fatty???? Where?

2010-01-18T09:59:00.002-05:00

I have been hearing a lot of talk about Alicia keys being thick and having a fatty. Someone even said shes the new J lO. Well, I don't know what yall are looking at cause I really don't see it. Help me out please.

Just to remind those of us who forgot what a J Lo Booty was

Funniest American Idol Auditions Ever

2010-01-14T11:14:00.002-05:00

The only good part of American Idol is all the #Fails during auditions, but these dudes were actually good. LMAO @ these audition.

P.S Simon is a hater. I thought he was the only one who kept it real all the time.

& "Pants on the ground" Theme Song lol

To All Girls Who Just Lay There In Bed, Ur Officially Replaceable

2010-01-12T22:19:00.004-05:00

I personally don't like a lazy chick and would never go for this either way, but for you guys who do like lazy love, it looks like yall have a new option. lol Roxxy The Sex Bot

I Know You Seen This Before

2010-01-12T15:08:00.001-05:00

A friend of mine sent me this pic while he was on the train. Question To all the ladies with fatties. is it really comfortably too chill wit a pole in ur a**

Funniest Commercial from back in the days

2010-01-10T16:12:00.000-05:00

Just found this commercial I was soooo funny back in the beeper days

Tiger Woods Half Naked And a Skully lmao

2010-01-05T19:11:00.000-05:00

I planned on not writing about Tiger ever again but this shit was just too funny. lmao half naked with a skully? Tiger are you hot or cold man? He looks like the leader of the Calculation Gang from OZ lmao.

Never Trust a Big But and a smile part 2... Now this one is just sad lmao

2010-01-04T09:46:00.000-05:00

Booty Pop Panties

Google's "Happy New Year" Trick... Happy New Decade!!!

2010-01-03T15:31:00.000-05:00

To see GOOGLE's Happy New Year Trick go to Google, Click "Im Feeling Lucky" and watch the magic unfold. Yeeeeaaaah.

P.S I have never clicked that button before but I guess I was feeling lucky lol.

Happy New Year... What I learned in 2009

2009-12-31T14:16:00.002-05:00

I learned a lot of things in 2009. You know what they say, you learn something new everyday. I'll share a couple of things I've learned this year that stick out in my head on this last day of 2009. Maybe you all can do the same. Just to reflect on the year that just past us by?

First:

I have learned that it is more socially acceptable to be 16 and pregnant or 42 and single, than it is to be 26 and married with no children.

Second:

I learned that if you sell 110 million records and die, then you can sell a hell of a lot of T Shirts.

Chris Brown Gives a Crazy Fan the "You step two Step" on Stage... Nice Juke

2009-12-31T03:52:00.003-05:00

Crazy Chick rushes the stage and Chris hits her with a nice juke @ 3:50

The Japanese Snuggie

2009-12-29T15:07:00.002-05:00

If this isn't a joke then it is now. Lmao Japan has taken the snuggie and made a sleeping bag version. Never mind not having hands openings, my only question is, how do you pee?

Escaped Convict Continues to Update Facebook

2009-12-29T14:37:00.002-05:00

For conspiracy theorist, such as my self, who think Facebook collects all your info and never deletes a message because FB is working with the FBI, this article is for you

Craig "lazie" Lynch, who defiantly can't be one of my Facebook friends cause he would have seen my conspiracy theory statuses, escaped from Hollesey Bay Prison in September. Lazie continues to update his Facebook page while on the run, to can keep his friends and family informed on what he is doing.

A recent update reads: "Trying to figure out my plans for New Years. I know what I want to do but its not that easy."

Guess I was wrong, or maybe they are just waiting it out so its not as obvious.

The Ultimate Heterosexual Test... Mad Funny

2009-12-26T10:00:00.001-05:00

Seen this on the web and it was so funny I had to post it.

Heterosexual Test: If you see an arm that means your gay

Life Styles Of The Broke Ass Famous..SMH

2009-12-24T19:01:00.003-05:00

Before I post this video I just had to say I am so feeling Kanye's Verse, and this is why...

With the invention of Youtube, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter and Reality TV, being famous seem just out of reach for the average Joe these days. Over night successes are popping up everyday and it seems like every 15 minutes someone else is getting their 15 minutes of fame. Now I’m not mad at people for trying to get their shot. I'm not hating when I say "Life After" on TVONE is ganna have a lot more material in a few years. I feel yall. Get your hustle on in whatever way you can. Take advantage of your environment to better your situation. Andy Warhol predicted in the 60's that, in the future everyone will become famous for 15 minutes and I think this is that manifestation. My only issue is this new class of "The Broke Ass Famous."

Now some of "The Broke Ass Famous" are cool. You know they have their little shine, they got their small fan base and they are humble about it. But then you got the booshy, stuck up ones. The ones that feel like they really are somebody cause they got smacked a few times on camera, or the ones that feel they are the shit cause they have 2,000,000 myspace stalkers. It gets worst, now we have 'Myspace Models" who feel like they should be Americas Next Top Model so they post 10,000,000 and spend all their money on Canal Street to look that part. Meanwhile they are fronting like their important and act as if they are pair of fresh Space Jams...”brand new.” Or the Rapper with 10,000,000 videos on youtube who feels like he should be signed and starts shitting on people like he’s the man.

These people annoy the shit out of me. If your reading this and your one of "The Broke Ass Famous" who act like their to good for the average Joes just remember this. You’re also an average mofo. If you ever get your 15 min of fame, 15 minutes goes by pretty quick and you'll have a lot of explaining to do when you’re coming out the stock room at the GAP.

Keep It Humble

Moo

Elf You, Elf Your Mother, Elf Your Father, Elf Your Whole Family.

2009-12-24T13:25:00.000-05:00

Elf yourself @ http://www.elfyourself.com/