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999 Fiery Words of Encouragement to Boost Your Energy

2020-05-04T08:03:00.001-07:00

Words and sayings put tremendous effects on us so presenting most inspirational original Words of Encouragement to fill you up with positive energy. You are God's best creation so never ever give up and keep your heads up. Stand up, walk, run and do not stop until you achieve your goal.

1.
Come on Man, It is not yet finished.

2.
You are not a loser until you are breathing.

3.
God has made you an ultimate human being. Live with dignity.

4.
You have got legs, arms, eyes, hands and everything is working fine. Get up, prepare again and be a winner.

5.
You never know that in the last stroke, Treasure is waiting for you!

6.
Let the people speak their mind. You just listen to yours.

7.
Experience gonna make you a Brilliant Man.

8.
They want you to lay-down your arms. Are you on their side?

9.
See what was your fault last time, learn, improve and try it again with passion and wisdom.

10.
You are not what THEY think. You are what YOU think.

11. See those people who are struggling for what you already have, Don't loose hope. Best is yet to come.

12. The only thing is human being's hand is to continue putting the best efforts. If you have done it with full of your heart, it is enough.

13. Why to worry when you have never done anything wrong.

14. When people go against you, don't worry, you already developed the guts to stand out of the box.

15. You came empty handed in this world, and you will go the same way. Do not take tension. Whatever is happening, happening for good reason.

16. With the flow, it is easy to run. But you have decided to run against the flow and the people who are laughing now, after few months, they will appreciate you.

17. On every corner, millions are there to advise you. Listen to them but follow your wisdom.

18. Live everyday like you have won a big lottery or like your best wishes are accepted.

19. You don't need a reason to be happy. Be relax and keep a smile on your face.

20. You are unique. Keep it up!

21. It is a rule that:
After Night, Morning comes,
After Dark, Light comes,
After Sadness, happiness comes
and
After failure, success comes.
Never loose patience.

22. With hope, billions of people sleep in the night and with hope, trillions of people get up so keep it live.

23. Keep walking, no matter how many hurdles come on the way. There must be solution.

24. Your eyes, your face both speak thousand of words. Keep them bright.

999. Listen to you mind and heart and you will never cheat yourself.

Life Quotes - The best learninig till 2020

2020-03-26T02:40:00.003-07:00

Sometimes in life, it is really tough to understand the things clearly. People want right things but somehow unintentionally they go wrong. If you want to read good life quotes, if you want to know how to live life, if you want to know what should we do in life, this post is for you.

Real life truths, facts, quotes, we are here to share:

The person who irritates you, love you really so much but fails to express.

Never always believe on your eyes, sometimes what you see is not true.

Never leave hope, always the success is just few efforts away from where you quit.

Laugh as much as possible, even without reason. It is a very good medicine which cost nothing..

Do solo travel, to experience the best company of YOU.

Meditate! I works. Have patience.

Don't make decision when you are too happy or too angry!

Take a walk daily. It is good for your body.

Don't trust what they say. Trust what they DO!

Relatives - They are jealous when your back in ON.

Don't try to please everyone - Do what your heart says.

Money speaks louder. Earn it.

Donate - It comes back. But don't donate to show off. Make a donation with your right hand and keep it secret from your left hand.

Believe in Karma - Whatever you do - it always come back.

We are born with empty hands - we will die with empty hands - Earn good deeds - Help people - Do not hurt anyone.

Read all Inspirational Quotes here.

Corona Virus Funny Jokes and Quotes

2020-03-26T01:14:00.002-07:00

The 2020 year has bad news of spreading these killing Corona virus worldwide. It is killing people and spreading like so fast. All Countries governments are taking crucial steps, doing lock down and other necessary steps to stop it.

Life is life so here we are sharing some funny quotes and jokes to cheer you up.. Take it as a joke only....take it easy..

Corona is not gonna live long because it is made in Chi...... LOL

The only Corona I have is that comes with a slice of Lime and ice..

I think you need Antibiotic because It's a VIRUS...

When you have sudden urge to travel.... Think again - Corona is calling you!!! :))((

Life has become HELL by this Virus.. out of 12 hours, we have spend 5 hours in washing hands...

Hand-Sanitizer is that forgotten member medical family, but now due to virus, its demand it like crazy..

Lets share something about our life

2018-01-26T05:50:00.002-08:00

Life is so irritating sometimes. You have got everything but still you feel restless. You feel like there is something missing and

you should what it is. This is the story of each individual. Everyone gives you suggestions that you should do this and that but actually no one really bothers what is the thing making you feel sad. My this post is all about the same thing.

here I am going to share real life problems which teens face:

We like to be ourselves but still people pressurize for some change..
We want to go to the places, take risks and explore life in better way, but oh ma ghosh, who will understand this?
We want to go to pubs, have some, flirt with nice guys and girls and wanna go beyond limits. Hey - mind your own business.
What we do is none of your business.
Let us face failure.
Why you always chase us.
Let us cry.
My life, my style.
Old days gone.
We will learn.
Let us be mad - let us be what we want to be.
Why I should fear anybody.
I will do it now.
Why to follow oldies.
Later or sooner, I will make what I want to..

There are much more things which makes us irresistible with whom we share this stuff? Well, here is very bit of things I have written but I would like to hear from my readers more so why don't you sweet people comment here so we can start a thread right here.

You can comment/share anything which disturbs you. Lets write and explore more. I really appreciate the comments you gonna write.

I know life is all about moving further but what is the harm in saying what you feel. May be together we can find the solution or atleast we decrease the burden of our hearts. Topic can be any i.e. love life, personal problems, heart broken, failures, dreams, racism, travel abroad, work life, social life or any.

Looking forward:

Birthday wishes - Mood-wise, age-wise, situation-wise, Hierarchy-wise

2016-04-10T02:23:00.000-07:00

Birth Day - These 2 words consist life. It is when you took your first breath, fist cry and fist view of this wonderful world. This one special day comes every year in everyone's life and fills us with joy, fun, enjoyment and lots of memories. So in this post, we shall share the world's most amazing new Birthday Wishes to pass on your words for this most awaited day of anyone's life.

We are going to share mood-wise, age-wise, situation-wise and Hierarchy-wise birthday wishes to fit into any situation:

Mood-wise:

When sad: Smile is made for you and do not let it be away from you. Today is the good day to have it a lot.

Mood is in your hand, lets make it great today.

When Alone: Loneliness is not for the cheer-able person like you, let have big party with all friends and family.. They are waiting for you, please!

When away: Although you are away from us by distance but you live in our hearts.

Age-wise:

Between 0-6: You are growing and so our happiness are. Each day, you gave us the great moment. Keep growing and smiling.

My dear kid, this birthday is like our day when God gave us the most wonderful gift of life. We are with you always.

Between 7-15: You are getting more smarter, cute and mature. May God keep blessing you.

Between: 16-20: Years have been passed like seconds and you are now bigger, smarter and tall.

Situation-wise:

Angry: Although you are angry with me but this is for short time but our relation is forever. So how can I let this come in our relation. I am pleased to wish you happy and sweetest day ever.

Late: Sorry, due to some unavoidable circumstances, I am late but no worries, my cares and love always remain close to you.

Keep reading Happy Birthday funny wishes

and enjoy life.

Wise Moving on Quotes for Good Life

2015-12-09T09:07:00.001-08:00

Searching for moving on quotes, here you landed up on perfect destination. So you are in love with somebody but could not get her/him into your life! I can understand how painful it is because I have gone through this pain. You want to be with her/him, imagine lot of things, your love overflows, but still things are messed up.

Why don't you move on? Yes, it is tough

BUT

* if once you made your mind to do so, life will much easier.

* You can be able to be more relax.

* Once you stop thinking about them, you can come on right track of life.

* You will find high level of energy which you used to waste on crying, repenting and arguing!

* You can have a sound sleep.

* You can focus on your career and contribute on making the world a better place to live.

We will go deep into this and let you know how to achieve this but fist we will share famous quotes on moving on:

1.) Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard. - Dave Mustaine

2.) Forgiveness and letting go are steps on our road back to happiness. - Tina Dayton

3.) If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. - Anonymous

4.) Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. - Anonymous

5.) Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. - Anonymous

6.) Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

7.) Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience. - Victoria Holt

8.) Never live for yesterday. - Anonymous

9.) Don’t let the past steal your present. - Cherralea Morgen

10.) It's not your job to like me - it's mine. - Byron Katie

11.) Quietly forgiving and moving on is a gift to yourself. - Chas Yousey

12.) By forgiving and choosing to move on, one takes the power back to morph it into positive energy. - Anonymous

The above quotes must have inspired you that leaving the past behind is good for your health. It takes lot of will power and wisdom but once you try, you can do it.

For first few days, you will fell like going back, crying and so but before doing anything foolish, just relax and think what had happened in past. Will this help in making the things better? Take a breath and speak to yourself. Don't create fake hopes. Be practical. It is your life, you are the boss and you will decide who has to be in and who has to move out.

We will add up more into this in due course. Please write your reactions/comment on it. Bless you all.

Situational Jokes

2015-11-08T08:46:00.002-08:00

Here for you some of the situations jokes to thrill you with laughter

There is one snake in this world which increases 0.5 cm per second.
And if it touches to its body, it dies..
It is most poisonous snake in this world.
It can only be found in Nokia mobile games only.
LOL

In marriage, compromise is from both front.
Girls sacrifices her parents,her home & siblings
Boy leaves the hope of silence, freedom and good days.

Who says no one cares from you.
Try once on the head light of your vehicle in Day light, hundred of people will care.

Wife comes out after having a shower
Husband: Look at him
Wife: Darling, what is the target?
Husband: Shut up, you used my hot water?

Quotes by Vin Diesel

2015-08-30T02:13:00.000-07:00

Vin diesel is a multi-talented personality. He is heart beat of millions fans. He has got 95 million likes on fb. Vin is good Actor, perfect director, screenwriter as well as producer. His DOB is 19 July 1967 and he made his debut in his very young age of 7. He has crated lot of milestones.

Here we are honored to share the ultimate quotes by Vin Diesel.

I have dangerous bones in my body.

A day with my kids is the best day.

I am definitely a person of color.

I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.

With age, you get to a place where you don't want to knock people out. You just want to give people a hug.

You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have.

The idea of exploring character relations and their development over a decade has to be appealing for any actor who cherishes his craft.

We all deal with being unfairly judged.

I grew up with all kinds of people.

I look formidable.

I always have issues with trust. I'm a New Yorker... Really, I think trust is something that comes from the gut. And I think you have to - it's probably the worst advice to give people - but I think you gotta trust people from your gut.

I don't think a lot of actors talk about it, but there's usually a process where you essentially purge yourself of the character that you played prior to the movie. That's the first thing. You want to do it.

I grew up in an artists' community in New York, in a building that was government-subsidised for artists. No one made any money, but they made art for the sake of art.

I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?

It's insecurity that is always chasing you and standing in the way of your dreams.

It wasn't until I went to college and I got my first motorcycle that I understood the thrill of speed.

The video game culture was an important thing to keep alive in the film because we're in a new era right now. The idea that kids can play video games like Grand Theft Auto or any video game is amazing. The video games are one step before a whole other virtual universe.

You live these three months in this reality, in this dark reality. You don't want to do those films every year because they're taxing. I started smoking a lot of cigarettes.

I'm not really afraid of the dark, except if I'm walking. The thing that scares me the most is the possibility of walking into a wall and busting my lip.

I always have issues with trust.

My mom used to say that I became a fighter and a scrapper and a tough guy to protect who I am at my core.

You break her heart, I'll break your neck.

My gut feeling about sequels is that they should be premeditated: You should try to write a trilogy first or at least sketch out a trilogy if you have any faith in your film.

If you take my performance or my understanding of the role and my appreciation for story and then dress it in CGI, that I guess becomes an action film.

It's like you have a child and you think, 'Everything that I've done up until this point is insignificant in comparison to being a father.' It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.

If you're the type of person who has to fulfill your dreams, you've gotta be resourceful to make sure you can do it. I came out to California when I was 21, thinking my New York credentials would take me all the way. I came back home a year later all dejected and a failure.

If you had asked me back in grade school what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said my first choice was an actor, but if I couldn't be that, I'd want to be a superhero.

When I got on the set of 'Saving Private Ryan,' I discovered, to my amazement, that Steven Spielberg is a gamer.

I do practice martial arts, more as a recreational thing, but a lot of my friends have been heavyweight champions the in mixed martial arts world.

Deal-making goes on with any job.

Women are sacred.

I talk too much.

I've turned down twenty something million dollars for movies.

It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.

The whole year I was in LA I got into telemarketing and learned how to make money. Five years later that skill helped me make my first film.

If it's an amazing role, I'll do anything.

I could care less about being an action actor like Stallone or Schwarzenegger.

I grew up the son of an acting teacher, so I was kind of introduced to all of these various methods early... I've never been really good at articulating how, what that process is in the way that Stanislavsky could.

I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.

You get a timeless cool card in New York.

I've directed independent film.

If you think about my filmography, I have never done a movie that a kid could go see, except for 'Iron Giant,' and I'm not even on the screen.

My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you.

Obviously, for me, story is first and foremost, even in the face of the attractive idea of having all the cast there, or having a great piece of talent come to it.

Career diversification ain't a bad thing.

I've worked out for years. For a long time, it was my only sense of gratification.

When your co-stars are 9-month-old babies, you fall in love. You start thinking, When am I going to have my own?

When I first did 'The Fast and the Furious', I didn't want there to be a sequel on the first one. I thought, 'Why would you rush to do a sequel - just because your first film is successful?'

I am truly multi-racial. I never knew my biological father. I've always had less information than I would have liked to have had. All I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures.

The second I walk onto the set and I know that there's a camera and I know that there's a David Twohy behind that camera, there is zero pressure. There is just me jumping into a pool called 'Riddick.' It's the most free I am. It's like channeling something.

I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was taking my little sister to ballet, picking up my brother, sort of being a super-nanny.

It was interesting to do a completely fictional piece. You know, Saving Private Ryan was not a fictional piece! So the challenge was: How do you incorporate real emotions? How do you incorporate aspects that people are going to be able to identify with?

It's hard for me to talk about Dom right now because I am Dom right now. So it's a really strange exercise to try to reflect on something that I am at the moment. But I guarantee you that when I'm done with the movie and you ask me that question, I'll be able to give you something insightful.

The thing I'm scared of most is not fulfilling my work. There's so much anxiety around trying to get a movie made that you don't really get to be afraid of anything else.

When you go to the movies with your whole family, it's a different experience. For some reason, it's something that you're all doing together and you take away something special in that.

I was raised in New York City and raised in the New York City theater world. My father was a theater director and an acting teacher, and it was not uncommon for me to have long discussions about the method and what the various different processes were to finding a character and exploring character and realizing that character.

The reality is that I always envisioned the 'Riddick' franchise as a continuing mythology, so I always imagined that there would be many other films to follow.

I am flattered that they think that many people would enjoy my work. I don't approach any genre a different way than I may approach another one. I treat every role I do like a role worthy of applying whatever kind of tactic, process and talent I have.

I don't think a lot of actors talk about it, but there's usually a process where you essentially purge yourself of the character that you played prior to the movie.

The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.

The films that I do are deep, introspective, brooding roles that you're in this heavy headspace all the time.

Every actor has their own process. For me, I really need to stay in the pocket. So, if I'm on set and I'm in character, I'm not thinking like a producer. If I'm on set and I'm not in character, wardrobe and make-up, and I'm just coming on set for the moments that I'm not shooting, then I'm able to be the producer.

None of the actor methods ever discussed what it would be like to play a character on film for over a decade, and what it must be like to return to a character and imagine the time off-screen, which is interesting. There's something as an actor that I enjoy about evolving characters.

What was bizarre, when I was younger, I never watched TV. I would rather watch a movie 100 times than to watch a TV show, just to find another nuance. I can't tell you how many times I've watched 'On the Waterfront', just to find a flaw so that I can learn and try to improve my thing.

I drive a Yukon Flex Fuel, and there's baby seats in the back.

I think a few pictures at a time.

I approach 'Fast & Furious 6' the same way I would approach a Sidney Lumet film. Getting into character's getting into character.

About Quotes, Their Value & Impact on our Life

2015-08-03T10:41:00.000-07:00

With world's more than 7.3 billion population, millions of people find the quotes as the motivational source of their day to day life. They start the day with positive sayings to boost up their mind power, they take a break with funny quotes to energize their muscles and they find peace in the words of wisdom.

The words said by brilliant people with their practical experience of life are known as quotations and sayings. Every expert has given contribution in different area according to their expertise in particular field. Some were good philosophers, and some were great businessmen, some were teacher, and others were great leader. Some are still live and some are no more. So now one needs to worry as they will find the good words in their area of interest or lack.

Internet is making the world a very small place where you can extract any information, anytime, anywhere. It never sleeps. We have treasury of wonderful quotes and we must use them to sharpen up skills, to bring ourselves on the right track and to make us clear how to live meaningful life. You can read read quotes on unlimited subjects i.e. love, life, funny, inspirational, short, discipline, attitude, will power, passion, success, journey, health, food, entertainment, dreams, birthday, anniversary, happiness, smile, money etc.

Some of the instant benefits of reading these glorious quotes are:

1. You come to know how well you misunderstood life.
2. Thinking grows and mind starts working on weakest part.
3. You actually come to know the power of positive thinking.
4. You become more wiser and understand how to take calculated risk in life.
5. Things become more clear.
6. As failure brings one step more near to your target, you never stop trying.
7. You start believing in beauty of your dreams.
8. Love doing small things with great love, and it is the key to success.
9. Dare.. This word takes good place in your dictionary.
10. Vision origins and you work hard to make it real.

For every situation, there is one and you can pick it whenever you need it. You understand how to make your dream true. All big people did not get the success in one night. They worked day and night, they failed many times but they never quit. They kept on working while ignoring the harsh comments of people. They were dead sure that one day, sun will rise like they dream it.

So will power, patience and believe in their own selves, can really create the miracle. So before quitting, give one more best try.

What Your Birthday Says About You - Month Wise with Sun Signs

2015-07-12T08:22:00.003-07:00

Your birth time, date, month, year and place place - all say a lot of about your personality. By their help, it can predicted that what that person is going to do in future, what will his/her qualities, USP's will be. On what subjects he/she will be strong or weak. What things to be taken care etc.

So here you go Mr. Visitor to know what qualities birthday date, month tells about you or about your known:

January: Your sun sign is Capricorn in your birth is between 22nd December to 20th January and you are Aquarius if fall on 20th Jan to Feb 18th.
Jan born babies are creative, enthusiastic, reserve. Your sun-sign is Aquarius if you are born between 20th Jan to 18th Feb and you are Capricorn if it is between 22Dec to 20th Jan. You like to criticize. You stay calm unless you have any tension or something makes you excite.

February:
Either Aquarius (20th Jan to Feb 18th) Or Pisces (18th Feb to 20th March)
Sharp mind, Intelligent, Clever, Practical, easily anger, hyper but sensitive, stubborn, daring, true friend, love romance, good control on yourself, cute, hard working, loyal

March:
Pisces (18th Feb to 20th March) or Aries (20th March to 20th April)
Pleasant personality, cool, stylish, kind some of your traits. But you are moody, hasty, shy and often hide hide your feelings. Anger easily but calm down fast. Worth trusty and honest.

April: Aries (20th March to 20th April) or Taurus 20th April to 21st May)
Love to help others. You trust people easily and many times don't say what you actually want to say. Always wait for perfect time. Full of dream but little lazy to apply thought into actions. Excited, romantic, flirty and love to travel the world. Your partner is lucky to have such a romantic person. You love different things and try to do it the way never before.

May: You are Taurus if your DOB comes between 20th April to 21st May otherwise Gemini if you are born between 21st May to 21st June.
Here is the person who has unbelievable will power, self motivated, strong, sharp, impress others and lovely thoughts. Your mind is amazing. You are beautiful from in and out. You love speed, and you are art lover.

June: Gemini if you are born between 21st May to 21st June or Cancer if come in 20th June to 21st July.
A person with vision, love perfection, good sense of humor and fun loving. You create any atmosphere great and love dancing. You can be a good star. You are very emotional, people hurt you.

July:
Talkative, daydreamer, good debating skill. Friendly, fashion lover. Tech friendly.

August: Leo July 22nd to August 23rd or Virgo August 23rd to September 23rd.
Good leader, active, fearless, firm, sharp, jealous. Yo have talent but do not take it easily.

September: Virgo August 23rd to September 23rd or Libra September 23rd to October 23rd.
You have good present of mind. You find points to criticize people. Sporty, clever, but not happy in less. Fighter, never compromise.

October: Libra September 23rd to October 23rd or Scorpio October 22nd to November 22nd.
Chatter box! Aha. You never care for what others think. You like to talk about yourself, you really proud of you. You can create good relation with anybody. Communication skill is your plus point. You can keep secret. Hard working, lovely friend, center point of marriage and parties, keep on laughing. People love you and love to be with you. You are emotional, decisive, strong clairvoyance. Intelligent and sweet!

November: Scorpio for October 22nd to November 22ndth or Sagittarius for November 22nd to December 22nd.
Full of thoughts and ideas. You are futuristic, amiable, believe in action, angry but playful. Romantic, honest, capable, strong and thanks giver. You judge the people very well, caring, has got good sixth sense. You love cooking. Traveling is one of your hobby!

December: Sun sign - Sagittarius (November 22nd to December 22nd) or Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)
Sport lover, health conscious, logical, short tempered and hasty. You love to grab people attention. Appraise!

Now Further make more celebrations and continue having fun with Happy Birthday Funny.

How to be Success - Quotes are the way

2015-06-20T11:22:00.001-07:00

Success is not slave of anybody. The quotes and sayings can be our great/best source of finding the way and learning the mantra of how to touch great milestones. We can also live our dream life but it mainly depends how much are we ready to fight/struggle for it. So are you agree on taking the stand?

Here, we share the summary of quotations to be most successful person in life:

1.} Anyone can touch the height provided he/she has willing to do anything for it. Anything means the legal but tough tasks.

2.) People often ask how to be successful! The answer is very simple and available within your good self. Ask yourself.

3.) Find out things make you happy than think how can you turn it into profession!

4.) Think out of the box. Keep doing experiments.

5.) Do every little job with care and do not let anything make you confused.

6.) Love people around you, appreciate for their good work.

7.) Be a good team player. Let the people do their best for you. Take care of human being.

8.) Never say good bye to smile. Smile is what made for you. It gives you energy, boosts your skills and enables you to fight with stress.

9.) Bring discipline into your daily life. Adopt good habits, try to be punctual and wear the good stuff.

10.) Do not trust easily and be practical.

11.) Take maximum work from your mind. Things never work themselves. You have to apply your thoughts.

12.) Spread love, speak politely and be a support.

13.) Enthusiasm is very very important to achieve anything.

You can also follow some of our chosen best quotes to understand what we explained above:

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. African Proverb

You can do anything if you have enthusiasm. - Henry Ford

You must have long term goals to keep you from being frustrated short term failures. - Charles C. Noble

Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no one giant step that does it. It’s a lot of little steps. - Peter A. Cohen

Opportunity is looking beyond the surface of a situation and seeing what others do not see. - Anonymous

Improvement begins with I. - Arnold Glasow

You are what you think about all day long." - Dr. Robert Schuller

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

We are sure that now are more wiser and understandable than you were before reading this post. We are very thankful to you for your kind interest nad valuable time. Do share and keep coming back. Take care!

Motivational Life Quotes about how to be Successful

2015-06-03T10:13:00.001-07:00

Focus, taking care, thinking deep, alert, read carefully, keep your mind wherever you are are some of the word we keep listening from our elder, parents, teachers and bosses. We listen them so many times that we ignore them and start doing the things in casual way and we get lot of frustration and failure, we think that where we were wrong!

My dear friend, please start considering your elders words again. The secret of success lies in taking good care of small/little things. You should take care and do not let them create big trouble for you. This is the mantra of success. Our life becomes so easy and workable if always be alert.

You must have seen lot of millionaires, enjoying the luxurious life but you never try to find out how they did it. How they made their fortune and how they started! There is always lot of hard work, pain and passion behind it. They worked so well and smart that they stood alone from crowd. Their will power and belief in their own selves made them famous.

Discipline, enthusiasm, patience and vision are four pillar of making milestones. Nothing is impossible, you know, people are flying nowadays. Your thinking and efforts to chase your dreams make everything possible. Do not think too much because this makes you weak and puts you in lot of doubts. Take calculative risk and move on right track.

There is one life and you live it right, it is more than enough. You can enjoy life, spread love, humanity and positive vibes wherever you go. Plenty of opportunities are there, you just need of grab as per your interest and work on it. Do every little work with full attention and presence of mind. Your signature of perfection will make you alive forever.

Several quotations can help you in making yourself aware. Internet is open for anybody. Informations are flowing like anything and you can increase your knowledge anytime at any age. God has created you so unique with extraordinary qualities so just understand yourself and keep on working.

This is how you can make your life memorable and worthy. Enjoy, laugh as much as possible, share knowledge, ask questions, smile, find your passion, make friends and never regret.

Here we share some of most beautiful quotes to open your eyes:

"Put your future in good hands - your own." - Author Unknown

"Where there is will, there is a way."

"When things get tough, tough gets going."

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein

“Never, never, never, never give up.” - Winston Churchill

"God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them." - John Aughey

“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” - Confucius

“Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.” - Albert Einstein

“He is able who thinks he is able.” - Buddha

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” - Winston Churchill

"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -- Gandhiji

We will be more than happy if you leave your comments. reactions, feedback or any quote you would life to add here.

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Inspirational Quotes to make Life a Series of Achievements

2015-03-01T00:25:00.003-08:00

Life is mixture of lot of things, sometimes, it gives you very shocking news and many times, it surprises you with lovely moments. It never stays similar. Time keep running so things are. Many people have such a leadership in their thoughts and actions that their words are enough to make anyone working. Their quotes and proverbs can be source of great inspiration and enable anyone to come on right track. The power of mind is unlimited and quotations can open the mind to move into right way and they gives us wisdom. So here, we again, bringing the best inspirational/motivational quotes with explanation for everyone to enlighten the life with rays of hopes and move on with right determination and will power. The Words of Encouragement are great help for human beings.

“You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.” - Rabindranath Tagore
What a great thought! Many people dream for prosperity and having big success in life but they never do any action in this regard. They never take any risk and play so safe. They just keep talking about big people, thinking that they are so fortunate but never analyze that how much they struggled for it. As mentioned in above quote, you can never go the other side of sea until you dare to do some effort to do it. Actions are most important thing to achieve anything great in life.

“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?” - Bob Marley
You can lie to anybody but not to yourself. People often awake when they are about to complete the journey. They never want to ask themselves that are they living in perfect way. Are they are doing what they are capable of! No. They keep on doing small and unfruitful works and try to fool themselves. So please... Open you eyes on right time and start working to make the world a better place to live in. You can achieve the name and fame you deserve. Come on!

“Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.” - Bo Bennett
Until unless you are not excited enough to do anything, you can not have the positive results. The enthusiasm is very necessary to make sure that you succeed. It gives your action a power, a positive energy to move up from any obstacle.

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
Fear - the big enemy of our. We really capable of doing anything in life but the fear keeps us dragging back. So we should overcome it and play our game giving our 100 percent. You win or loose, but you never get any feeling of regret.

“Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it” - Charles R. Swindoll
So true! Your reaction to any situation decides what will happen to you next. If you react in right way, you can reach to the stars. You are only liable for the things happen with you. So make your attitude and reactions so strong and worthy that your journey becomes the landmark for everybody.

"To be prepared is half the victory"
This is very small but meaningful saying. When you do lot of practice and preparation for the task, you are half done. It gives you lot of confidence and positive energy. So whenever you are going to do something, better to do advance preparation for it, solve all the queries you are going to face. You win or lose, you really get a lesson and next time your victory will be for sure.

MIxed Fun

2015-01-23T09:28:00.000-08:00

Its lone time when we lastly laughed together.. No probs.. You need not to recall as here is again some magical fun with fixed stuff. This season ultimate random things to have your full laughter. We always insist on live your present and for this we have set the goal of bringing most funniest things to you i.e. mixed fun, So lets get, set and go.....

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was ninety now.

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Wife: After fight.. Tell me those 3 magical words..
Husband: Mistake was mine..

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“I missed my wife, so I put the car in reverse and hit her again”- Robert Lodge

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"Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness."
- Ellie Katz

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One very handsome hunk goes in class room.. Girls go crazy and exited..
He said something and girls fainted..
You know what he said..
Sister, please move aside, I need to clean the room..
Ohh, this unemployment..

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Couple traveling by car, not talking after a big argument...

Passing farm of goats, mules, dogs and pigs.

Husband shouted sarcastically: "Relative of yours?"

Wife replied: "Yeah, in-laws"

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.
- Oscar Wilde

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Whats the hardest bow to tie?
A rainbow.

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A man on vacation in Spain goes into a restaurant and immediately encounters a delicious aroma. He figures out it's coming from a dish being served to a man near him and so he calls the waiter and asks, "What is that man over there eating? It smells great!"
The waiter says, "Those are the bull testicles from the bullfight this morning, Senor."
The man is a little taken aback at this, but orders them nevertheless, and sure enough, they're delicious.
He comes back the next day and orders the same thing. He finds it as good as before, but is a little disappointed by the skimpy size of the dish. So he calls the waiter over again and complains, "it was still good, but you didn't give me very much!"
The waiter replies, "Si, Senor, sometimes the bull wins."

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A very small guy storms into a police station and shouts "someone just picked my pocket!!"

one cop turns to another and mutters, "how could anyone stoop so low?"

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Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

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"You’re so beautiful that if you entered an ugly competition they'd say sorry no professionals."

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I heard your girlfriend's fetching. Mind if I throw her a Frisbee?

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Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

Happy New Year Quotes, Wishes, Slogans & Greeting

2014-12-25T09:12:00.000-08:00

2018 New year along-with Christmas is around and we all are getting ready for have a big fun. Holidays, New year party with friends and family can really make our coming months bright and enjoyable. So Here, we are providing the wishes and Quotations for new year to leave a remarkable welcome of new era. New year is best time when we can make the right beginning, think about mistakes of past and can take new resolutions. I am dead sure the below new year wishes, quotations and greeting with Slogans gonna definitely give new meanings to your life so read, apply, share and enjoy of 2018 New SUN to brighten up your new year. Cheers...

May every day of the New Year glow with good cheer and happiness for you & your family members.

On 20 century new year, I wish more happiness and fruitful/successful time. This year should be so great that it shall be remembered for rest of your life.

May you keep growing like anything.

I hope, this year's every month and every day may bring a news of your rapid growth.

My wishes for you to get your live passionate dream with all our heart.

I hope, we come more closer.

May you have a Very great and healthy start.

May all your hurdles disappear with the changing of calendar.

We must try to live a life what your soul says. Never ever neglect what your soul says as it know the way you goes and the way you want to go. This is the only way to live an peaceful life

A bright new year is given to you
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
your highest and best!

Your love life, business life and social life keep on rising.

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
by Bill Vaughn

May lord bless you in the shower of happiness all the year..

Your smile make our atmosphere so positive. Thank you

"No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
By Charles Lamb

"New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
- Charles Lamb

"Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
- Mark Twain

"Live each day like it's your last."

Lot more to come, never stop.

"To design your future effectively, you must let go of your past."
- Charles Givens

"Time is one of the essential ingredients. Each day brings 86,400 seconds. Whatever isn't used is gone forever."

"Let the brand New Year discovers you fresher, happier, healthier, more joyful, more cheerful and more satisfied. Here is wishing you a Happy New Year."

"New year new body count"

Very important things -People take for granted

2014-11-26T09:24:00.000-08:00

In this post, we are going to put in your notice of some very important things which people take for granted in their personal and professional life. Ans if these factors dealt seriously - lot of big loses/problems/stresses can be avoided.

Here we go:

1) Multiple tasks: We often try to do lot of work done at a time but it result very drastically. We fail to complete even a single work perfectly. So it very important to go with system, take a single task, complete it efficiently and move on further without any doubt of last. Once done means well-done.

2) Don't be serious all the time: Although seriousness is important to successfully doing anything but you must add some spice into your life. Bring some humor, add some jokes and funny quotes in your routine conversations. This small break of laughter can recharge you. You will gain lot of energy to move with more enthusiasm.

3) Small things matter: Yes, the small things which ignore or feel that why should be pay attention, can put us in big loss. These small things must be given proper attention and be improved before they grow into big problem. You must check every small details and will find/feel how you save yourself from big shocks.

4) Proper start: Yes, you must start your day in such a way that all negative energy should not dare to roam around you. When you do proper research and home work, you reduce your risk of failure and your become more confident. You in lot of competitive advantage. From your birth ti you last day - you can every day a mile stone from others. And you know impossible is nothing.

5) No grudges please: Do not let any type anger/grudge develop for long time. It you let it grow, you will put yourself in fix. It will never let you sit relax so better to forget everything and move on. Keep your heart big and forget the people. You will feel relax and stress free.

6) Keep hope alive: Hope is base every invention/success. If you have and you work positively, later or sooner - you get what you deserve. Imagine, if big players, actors would have lost hope - how they could have got the success. Struggle is part of our lives and it makes u stronger and better. Keep on working and give your best shot.

7) Do not forget to Celebrate: Celebrations make our life memorable. So never let any occasion go without celebration. Your birthday, anniversary, promotion - all should be enjoyed. Have a good party - invite you well wishers and have lot of fun.

Sadness can be Cure Through Quotes

2014-09-07T00:21:00.003-07:00

We come in this beautiful world – having lot of people around us to care for us – creating lot of memories but one time when we feel so alone is when we are sad! Sadness is really something which makes everyone so weak and depressed. We feel like alone in this big planet. So we’ve brought these sad quotes to you so that you shall understand what you are going through and express your condition in a better way. I am sure you will definitely get some good vibes after going through it. You can regain your confidence and happiness anytime in life and the only thing you need is willing to accept the things and move on. We understand that it is not easy but changing mind and determination of living a good life is all you need. Although it is not easy to forget/forgive the pain given by our Lovers, relatives or someone very dear to us but it’s not a wise decision to live with past and keep on crying.

So Gone is gone and there is always a new bright future waiting for you and may be you ignore it if you are in your sad zone. We are sure below wise quotes will give you some good sense and hope, you overcome it fast.

“Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire.” - Patti Smith

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. Jim Rohn

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. Henry Rollins

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die. Chuck Palahniuk

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Anger, tears and sadness are only for those who have given up. Katie Gill

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Sorrow is the child of too much joy. Chinese Proverbs

The word 'happiness' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. Carl Gustav Jung

We live by encouragement and die without it - slowly, sadly, angrily. Celeste Holm

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison Lord Chesterfield

Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays of the departing sun, it falls tenderly, yet sadly, on the heart. Washington Irving

“It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.” - Chuck Palahniuk

“He who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad.” - Voltaire

“In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.” - William S. Burroughs

“One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.” - Erich Fromm

“A feeling of sadness and longing that is not akin to pain, and resembles sorrow only as the mist resembles the rain.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“When sadness comes, just sit by the side and look at it and say, “I am the watcher, I am not sadness,” and see the difference. Immediately you have cut the very root of sadness. It is no more nourished. It will die of starvation. We feed these emotions by being identified with them.” - Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

“Sad are only those who understand” - Arab Proverb

“Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.” - Kahlil Gibran

“We live by encouragement and die without it - slowly, sadly, angrily” - Celeste Holm

"A golden heart stopped beating, working hands went to rest. He broke many hearts to prove us, he only takes the best."

"There is only one rain-cloud in the sky, and its raining on me, somehow i'm not surprised."

"i don't deserve you...i never did."

"I've learned it takes years to build up trust, but only a few seconds to destroy it."

"Every morning you get up with a fake smile on your face. But what if one morning you didn't. Would anyone notice?"

"Words hurt more than anything else can, because sometimes, they last forever."

Overwheling Birthday Occasion Wishes

2014-07-29T10:18:00.002-07:00

We all have right to cheer in life as much as possible. Although there are lots of occasions where we get a chance to have fun but, in all of them, your Birthday is very special one. It belongs to your existence. It is the day of celebrating your entrance in this beautiful planet. If you celebrate this day in remember-able way, you really give yourself a great boost. So whether it is your birthday or you are going to join someone else’s, we have written very special, newly created Birthday Wishes to create a difference, and to make them overwhelmed.

1.May you achieve everlasting milestones every moment of passing time.

2.It is surprising, how in a very short span of time, you have become from stranger to our most well wisher.

3.Nothing is as sweet as your smile.

4.You do everything with such a positive attitude that we love to follow you.

5.Your unique qualities make you so admirable.

6.You are so generous and understandable.

7.You always show your real self, avoid show-off and strict to your principals.

8.We deserve a party and you deserve all prosperity.

9.You are a problem solver, selfless, and good human being.

10.Let us express how big your importance to us.…

11.Good friend, great leader, motivator, idol, kind, open minded – you have got all of them.

12.We’ve been waiting for this big day from last 364 days, finally this beautiful has arrived.

13. You keep a special place in our lives.

14. Your company always give us so many positive vibes and on this great day let us grab all positivity.

15. You do lot of graceful things but take no credit. We love the way you guide us.

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Motivational Quotes to Fly High in Life

2014-07-13T10:03:00.003-07:00

Here, we share the planet’s best Motivational Life Quotes to let you see the world from the perspective of experienced & successful people and if you really follow them with 100% integrity, there is no chance of failure. Also understand that the term ‘failure’ does not exist. Either we win or learn. So keep learning and never stop trying.
Mahatma Gandhi quoted – “Man often becomes what he believes himself to be.”
Means there is no other thing that effects human being except of his/her own thoughts. If you believe that you can become a good scientist – yes, you can. But first you must trust in your own caliber. The way you do self talk with you, treat yourself determines your confidence and positivity.

Our life revolves around quotations/proverbs and if we really follow them with positive mind-set, we can reach where no one has reached yet. We can do impossible things and can convert our dreams into reality. The only place where we miss/skip is having strong will power with attitude of adopting change according to market trend and technology. We really can become richest person with having lots of fans following behind us to our footprints. So learn, apply, live & play here on the ground of life because there is no replay.
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.

Preparation leads to confidence.

Much Efforts, Much prosperity.

Time doesn't wait for anybody.

Everything flows, nothing stays still.

Success produces success, just as money produces money.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The man with imagination is never alone.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Obstacles are things. A person sees when he takes his eyes off the goal.

Fortune favors the brave.

Nothing can harm a good man, either in life or after death.

Only those who dare to fail greatly, can ever achieve great.

Kits rise highest against the wind, not with it.

The privilege of life time is being who you are.

Life was always a matter of waiting for the right moment to act.

Helping people develop their own brilliance is much more efficient than giving them yous.

Success ans rest don't sleep together.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Your life is the fruit of your own doings, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Knowledge is not power, implementation is power.

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success.

To enjoy the glow of good health, you must exercise.

Love Quotes from it's Origin to Acceptance

2014-06-25T08:37:00.001-07:00

Situations, circumstances, moments and specially feeling of LOVE - Have the power to make a boring moment very enjoyable, a hatred person so lovable, an irritating fellow very interesting. When love overflows, magic happens. The things take place like never before. They have lots of content to be shared and you will be surprised to understand that this things really happens!

So here you can read and share those quotes of love when its feeling popes out and you come to know about one of the most great, talked-about, pleasant feeling of this world. We are describing it from its origin to its Acceptance.

1.) I want to know about your hobbies, likings, birthday and much more.
When you are curious to know each others, intend to chat till late night, check your phone early morning, heart beat goes faster and you find new ways to making her/him happy - Means you are about to fall in Love.

2.) I wonder every possible situation to have conversation with you, try to rehearse on the best possible answer and imagine how will you react!
This situation comes when you go one step ahead into your relationship. Now you keep on wondering lots of things like: what would be best reply to impress her/him or what is to be done to make her/him talk to me!

3.) Does he/she would like to see me in jeans,top or simple dress. How would I know about his/her taste.
Bravo! Now you are considering to attract them by your dressing sense. Well, try to be what you are. Confidence is the best thing you need to impress her/him. Well, you can also do home work or ask her/his friends about her preferences.

4.) Enough this talking, friendship.. Now I need your special attention. I want a special special place in your heart as you already occupied in mine's.
After a specific time period, you must be feeling restless because your feelings for her has to be expressed. She/he must know how much you care for her. If you are going through this phase - Be brave - open up and say all your feelings. This is the perfect time. Don't be negative. Come on - Move!

5.) Oh my God - You have a crush on me!
If he/she react like this - do not back up. Dare to say YES' I do! She/he also wants to listen this. Actually he/she knows it from the start that there is something in your mind. He/she can read your body language. And eyes say it all. So this time, just take a stand and speak up.

6.) Yes - Me too. Why you've taken so long! Give me a hug.
Rain of flowers! Wow - Congratulate you have a girlfriend/boyfriend now! How lucky you are! You've got it. Now your real exam starts. Keep it up.

7.) Yes, now he/She is mine, my property. She can wait/understand. I need to express myself daily. I am busy now.
Be serious. Don't take him/her for granted. Nothing is permanent. You must care otherwise someone else will. Never be lazy in showing your love. It is very important. Let her/him feel proud to have a beloved like you. Give respect, importance and time.

World's Top Places, Hotels to be Travelled for Tourists

2014-04-29T02:42:00.000-07:00

People travel a lot. These tourists go far to fulfill their hobby of traveling, curiosity of watching new places, what people are doing there, history of forts, visions of mankind and to know the globe from closer view. They love to wonder around the world. This thing inspired us to write lots of things/information for travelers to help them find the better place, to be escaped from any wastage of time, money while making their journey memorable & more comfortable. This post is inline for foreigner visitors, guests, business people/ corporate groups who do lots of conferences in five start or big hotels.

In big picture, there are 7 Continent in the world where you can visit i.e. Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe & Australia

Europe | India

List of Most Favorite International Destinations & Hotels:

When it comes to have a stay after your long journey - Comfort, Service and Safety matter. So after doing long time R&D, we are going to share the most liked, rated places have a pleasant stay. We have country-wise categorized these places so that you can directly jump to them according to you plan.

Europe

Europe's most commonly used currency is the Euro.
It has 46 countries.
By convention, This country is one of the world's seven continents and it is the world's second-smallest continent by surface area, covering about 10,180,000 square k.m or two percent of the Earth's surface and about 6.8% of its land area.
There are 104 major cities in Europe.
Best places to visit in London

1. London: It is the capital of England. It is the most favorite place of tourists. The numbers of international visitor has crossed the figure 14 Million per year. Here are some of the most loved places in London: A. LONDON EYE/ MILLENNIUM WHEEL: A 135 meters approximately 443 feet tall and its wheel has a diameter of 120 meters around 394 feet established with the cost of 70million euro, known as Europe's tallest Ferris wheel. We are sure if you are planing to go to London, you can not stop yourself from being there. Nearby Hotels: Mandarin Oriental, B. Tower of London: C. Science Museum: D. Tate Modern E. National Gallery F. Victoria and Albert Museum G. British Museum H. Natural History Museum For the reader of this post, you are most welcome to add your comments to let us know/suggest the places, hotels to be added according to your experiences. Genoa, Italy It is nice place. Good people, pleasing atmosphere/weather. But if you are indian, you must find some Indian restaurants to meet your hunger.

After so many research, I found a good one... it Bombay Palace, Ristorante Indiano. Address is Gradita La Prenotazionee, Lunedi Chiuso. So go and have good time.

Hand-Picked Quotations & Pranks (Daily Moments)

2014-04-22T09:48:00.002-07:00

Sometimes simple things seem so complicated and vice-verse. We must keep our minds chill and try to search something to laugh at. Birth and death is bitter truth so why not to make the moments so good in between these to points. In continuation with this zeal, I am here sharing some of best hand-picked quotations to have real dose of entertainment in our life. These are general practical things, happen with us on routine basis, so lets find something positive in those daily happenings.

Sometime men surprise why women think so long but the truth is women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend time thinking!

Philosophy of Marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her hubby as GOD..
One year later...
Somehow don't know understand - why... Alphabets get reversed!!

My Dream Job is not needing one!

Please do not test my gangster...

Before going back to home, you surprise to calculate that today you just worked for 30 minutes only!

Sorry I am so late means I don't want to join!

Every sunrise gives me a chance to learn something new but it also make me forget ten other things I learnt yesterday!

Whenever I enter in my workplace, I feel so deserved of getting overtime from the first minute.

During the day, people don't believe in ghosts but at night, they become open minded about it!

The moment when a male or female comes to know that from last so many months he/she was chatting to the same gender.

Now some Pranks:

Once a man goes somewhere in his boat, suddenly storm comes but he doesn't know how to swim! So he starts praying to God, pl stop it and I will donate one thousand dollars to needy people!
And the storm stop! After five minutes, he laughs and says who needy, which donation?
And the storm starts again? I again start crying and prays to God, I was just saying where I will find those needy people and when to withdraw money for that noble cause!! Lol

When I feel so confused, and need an expert's advice, I stand in front of the mirror!

I don't find myself funny at at. I am actually very cruel and blunt and people mistaken me with joking..

The moment when you are well and in hospital and every of relative comes and asks - How this happened?
And you make the same story again and again. Oh God please!

The time when your boss comes to know that you are not capable and you don't argue, somehow agreed!

The fear of wife when you receive a missed call night and cell in near to your wife!
Please God save me.

Love to save money but when it come, it flies like anything. Lol. You will never!

Waiting for Sunday but when it come, you actually sleep all the day and feel more tired than week days!

So confused to marry with the girl you love.

Someone catches your eyes while you're staring at girl while she's walking.

AT cloth shop, finding your choice and end up buying craps. Well don't' worry, it happens with everybody!

Coming at 22:00 and finding everyone sleeping, having fear of making what excuse to your wife again!

Never Heard Before

2014-03-02T00:10:00.002-08:00

Here, we come again with very fresh and never heard before jokes mixed with lovely quotations. This earth is always having some great show and your life is a ticket for them. SO don't miss it. When you response in as joyful way, means that you are living in a good way. The birth of new era takes place within ourselves. Always remember the secret of doing great things is doing them with perfect focus and a little break. Doing focus is your part and making you entertain is our part. So here we move:

On the first night of marriage:
Man: Dear, Do I have permission?
Wife: Yes!
Husband: Keep his work like crazies till morning and his wife gets unwell.
Next day they go to in-laws home.
After dinner, man asks from his mother in law: Now, do I have permission?
Wife: Shouts, Dad, don;t give him permission!

Dad:from where u bring this new chair?
Son:yesterday i go to interview they said to me take your seat.so, I took the new chair. submitted by: saivamsi

In a stormy night!
Man reaches at pizza shop..
Waiter: Are you married?
Man: Of-course! It is common sense. Otherwise no mother would have sent her son to buy pizza in this kind of dangerous night!

4 crazy men were running to pick-up the train. Two out of them were catch the train. People said: well done!
They said: It is not because another two wanted to go and we were just came to see-off them!

Man: Yesterday night, one man me robbed with on knife point.
Another: But you always keep gun with you.
Man: Yes, but I hided it from get it stolen.

Village girl: What is this sent message?
Another: Oh no, IT is so simple, sent message means perfumed message!

One man gets very angry from his dog and decides to leave.
He takes his dog to very far road and leaves.
When he reaches home back, he finds the dog is at home.
He again goes and leaves the dog at very big forest but when he comes back to home, he find dog again at home.
Now this time, he decides to leave him on a very complicated place, and he was on his way to return home, he calls his wife and asks if the dogs comes back?
His wife says: yes..
He asks his wife to send the dog as I forget the way!

An angry guy was sitting in park doing nothing.
His friend comes and asks: Hey what are you doing here?
Guy: I am taking a revenge!
Friend: To whom?
Guy: From Time!
Friend:How?
Guy: Time has spoiled me, now I am spoiling the time!

Foe beautiful Eyes: Look for positive in others!
For beautiful Lips: Speaks words that makes everyone feel good!
And for Wisdom: Motivate everyone and let let them feel ignored!

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Live Today

2014-01-05T08:02:00.001-08:00

Year ends, new year starts! Some are happy, some are sad while others are looking forward to make more great life ahead. Time flies very fast but you can use it best by living 'TODAY'. It is the best day because present matters a lot in our lives. We do lots of hard work to make our future bright and strong but we forget to enjoy our daily hours. There is always something in everything you can enjoy. So re-look your mission statements and do necessary amendments. It is not your birthday when you should feel special, instead try to make every day, every hour special. Change your routine life and add something creative. Seriousness doesn't always bring good results, but sometimes being funny works.

There are some really good things everyone can try, and those are:

1. Be gentle and put your views in soft way.
2. Family comes first, after all you do big efforts to make their lives easy.
3. Love is essential part of life so never forget to value it.
4. Give importance to discipline and understand the importance of time.
5. Appraise people for their good things.
6. Accept the people the way they are.
7. Never lose confidence, you are unique and best.
8. Keep faith in God and done' be restless.
9. Never compromise with honesty ad integrity.
10. Don't be harsh and rude, in anger, try to leave that place.
11. Without having a laugh, your day is wasted. Remember that!

Apply these simple but very important habits in your life and be an idol for everybody.

Here are some users submitted jokes to make you giggle:

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no idear! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear!
submitted by: Anna

All Hilarious Funny Quotes

2013-12-31T06:04:00.000-08:00

'Now it is your turn to enjoy while reading, watching and sharing these funny hilarious quotes and images because humor is real life. Things never happen itself, so humor! You have to make effort to make people laugh. Amusement, fun and comedy are great tool to win their hearts. You can use them to get success in every affair of your life. You can be more lovable and well-known person. So never hesitate and live life in a wonderful way. Your efforts can make their day so happy and delightful. It costs nothing. Wish you good luck.'

Squeeze lemons them in people's eyes	Apple: I don't like this Game
Withour sense of humor..
Stay up and Fight
Not the time to find your friends	In Response to your request for Bigger cabin
Trying to lose Weight	Best Place for Haircut	Then things get worse
'People ask the secret of our long marriage	Sometimes Your Face	Are you Coming?
Today's Gen	One Friend with Funny Laugh	Never Argue with Fool
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.	I would rather cuddle than to have..	He took me from a bar.
Anger makes your mouth work faster than your mind	No comment is a comment	They know how crazy you are
Karma is when you throw a banana	I am Delicious	Just for moment
I drink to..	My care My bike	Water proof tablet
I am not lazy	Everyday I promise..Lol	Follow each others
Closing eye for a second	When life gives	It's funny how after an argument
Doing nothing	At first if you don't succeed	I go halfway to meet
If mom says 'NO'	We're Teenagers	Wake up now!