Mother Africa

2010-01-20T15:17:00.000-08:00

wow wowowowowowowowow nigga really suck my dick out hear its crazy lmao so i made this shit called formspring and like ppl ask u questions and there are mad bitches trying to play me hard body like wowowowowowow sorry it just bothers me my day was going mad good and niggas had to suck my dick lmao like one bitch tryed to say im stupid and i was like u dead ass it says asked me anything not tell me ur opinion like stf then she tryed to get smart and ask 3 qs and was like thats 3 qs i think i pritty smart dont u like stfu and go suck a herps infected dick lmao any wayz enough about all my haters which i thought it would stop 2010 niggas would grow up but i thought wrong once a hater all wayz a hatter theres no rehab for that like once a bitch got a sip of the haterade they hooked like a black bitch and her perm lmao :P any wayz im done being stupid lmao i crack my self up like i mother fucking swear lmao any wayz life okay doing bad in skool but im bout to step it up not even gonna say cause of the new year cause then that would make me 22 days late lmao any wayz im off this bout to watch a movie then mabe do my hw idk nah i am going to do my hw after i watch this funny ass movie im off this update u later lol jude and elliott hope u appreciate my blog i think ur the only ppl that do lmao ly guyz :P

its been to long

2010-01-02T14:41:00.000-08:00

okay heyyyyy it the second day of 2010 heyyyy 2 more years and we all gonnah die jkjk but kinda dead asss okay all my fans cause uk i have mad of them bahahahahahaha . must be wondering how my new years was well it was amazing i went and pre gamed with my friends had jelly shots got mad fucked up then wen to this party whore it was amazing bough mad shots partyed with all my friends at 12 midnight made out with this super hotty my night could not have got any better but it did me and him dance all night and now hes my new boy friend of 2010 then i went home on my way home i found 500 cash so hyped and when i got my mom had made me cake and then i went to sleep it was amazing .............. okay that was all a lie -_- none of that shit happend lol i wish so this is wat really happen i went to my friends house got a little smacked went home my mom told me i could not go out so i cryed a little bahahahah so sad then sat in my rrom pissed as shit all night

at 1150 i went out side got a cig a chico stick and a color full mint and counted down the new years in the rain and saw the fire works then had this crazy lady on a roof across my street who sounded like a cheer leader on acid scream happy new years we mad it happy new years yo with the ummbrella yeah woooohooooo happy new years lmfao shit made my night cause then some one from my building screamed that bitch is crazy dont fall ogf the fucking roof happy new year lmao good stuff but its ii cause the first night of the new year was dimb poppin and as zander said it was like a episode of oc i peronally think it was more like gossip girl bahaha but yeah crazy shit but the party was poppin in mad trouble but its ii its a new year and shit gonna be better excited to see wat the new year brings...... hope fully a boyfriend mabe bahaha :P

merry fucking illiterate x mass

2009-12-25T13:38:00.000-08:00

i dont reall feel like bloging right now but i shall merry fucking xmass to all this shit was type wack got nothing at alll lmao poor ass niggas out hear got no love lmao ... its not s bad im so over x mass its so over rated all i really want right now is a bag of dat white and i would be good money any ways dont got it so ima stop dreamin cause aint no shit come outa dat lmao

bahaha so bored so bored fml lmao any wayz listening to fucking old ass xmass music on 107.5 some rinkcally ppl station lmao dam im so bad at spellin o well thats what i want for xmass to learn how to spell get outa the ghetto and recover from my crack addiction lol life in the ghetto aint poppin

lol im exagerating but i would like to learn how to spell lmfao thats my new years resolution and to do good in skool lol so much good shit would come outa me being able to spell.

1st i would be able to finish a speling book my dad gave me wen i was 10 and get a dollar for each word i speled right nigga i would be rich

2nd i could mabe pass the 11th grade

3rd so every one can stop sucking my meat hard body wen i pell some shit wrong bhahaha

4th so i can actually get a job and not get fired cause im illitarate lmao i cant even spell dat shit wtf tis is a shame . bahaha i just realized i said i want really gonna blogg and i am lmao any peace love and sole nigga merry x mass kwanza and hanaka ifdats how u spell it and nigga im of diss :P

but can i say Gspot:PPPPP

2009-12-13T00:07:00.000-08:00

omg so to night was so great ....... i think like im so finished figh t now bahahahahahahaahha :p got that shit from jude ... any wayz i just got home from one poppin asss party GSPOT shit was poppin so glad i wen despite i didnt get the guy i wanted and i threw up lmao hehehe im mad gay but any wayz it was good i saw eliot i fucking love u so much hope u reading this shit shawty and il jude izzzy emma sakura string been aha and my nigga jane bich really helped me out odee omg and il bam and i love jl for having this poppin ass party and juleit and i could g on but im so finshed right now and my fingers are getting tire so im bout to b=go to sleeep but ill hit u up bs in the moring :P peace my nigga :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP dam mad long but its cooll P)

2009-12-02T17:10:00.000-08:00

ii so its been a min like sorry bout that dead ass cause uk i ik all yall have been requesting a blog cause iv been slacking lmao jk like anyone actually reads my blog hahahahahaha im to funny i got jokes. any wayz starting from this weekend 40oz was wack shit didnt even happen i was so tight but found a good party after surching for a good min but it was cool saw alot of ppl ik so day was cool. any wayz wats happened lately 1 lmao i have a new name i think its called thing one and thing two thats what some girls in my skool call me and my bff but its wat ever i love my haters. also today i went to zander and shaqs game it was fun but lmao it was not as hyped as i wanted so i hade to make it poping for my self lmao it was to funny the other team was speaking a different language and at first me and eva thought we were going crazy but then we realized they really were speakjing french . also they were to fucking funny one kid fell and was like crawling on the floor to fucking funny then another one like was limping and one made a face i swear me or eliot would make it was to fucking funny :P also i broke my camera today making a video of ema hacky lol. but not befor i recorded the funniest video of me making fun of lamar the hastian it was to fucking funny good times but ill up date u soon and ima upload the video of me being mean to lamar lmao

2009-11-22T19:44:00.000-08:00

was really good:P

2009-11-22T19:17:00.000-08:00

tat i did for jude touching it up tomorrow
des bitches lmao
doing judes hair today lookin like topac :P
my main chick dessire il this chick
eating food friday dumb good spring rolls
yerp long time no type ma nigga . any wayz ive been good still have mad haters but it all good bitches be making me feel like hova lol bout to run this town no joke lmao. any ways my tattooing has been going well did judes today bout to touch it up tomarrow looks mad fresh and im bout to tat reason on my middle finger in Arab . because i dont gives a fuck so i say fuck reason :P

. lol on the subject of giveing a fuck im dead ass bout to get an ass whoopin still did not do my history paper and my science omg im mad stupid. and omg friday i was so smacked best high i have had in so long im bout to upload the video i mad funniest shit gottah joe that marry jane :P. omg im so scared typeing right now cause im supose to be alseep right now cause i dont wake up in the morning but fuck dat shit nigga . any wayz above are pics from my day hope ya like tlk to u on the flip sides nigga :P

2009-11-18T15:55:00.000-08:00

old ass pic ayyy

2009-11-18T15:49:00.001-08:00

was really good nigga . so okay i haven't updated in a good min :(. so hear we go kk first off still loving farmville :P im a level 12 already in 7 day coming from a level 4 :P ayyyy . kk so today i smoked a little purple haze and got blitty lol jkjk but i did spark a blunt wid eva and melina ily guyz. also after skool wid jude was dumb funn as alwayz . omg was lurking on this weird ass couple in LES was dumb funny and took pics trying to look dumb fresh also i found the cutest throw back pics wid me and my nigga eva bffl:P. also omg got a fresh ass tat . did it my self ayyy rebel wid out a cause u already know. i found my new calling i wanna be a tattoo artist :) im in love. bout to gets some books on it this week by the end of this year ima be dumb nice u already know . any wayz up top is some pics from my day heeeeey

wow

2009-11-15T10:04:00.000-08:00

okay so how was my night ... well it started off fun was chilling wid some ppl and then one of them shit on my bff and im one of those people that wont stay quite when ppl do that and so as a joke i threw a lolly pop at him lmao it was kinda funny cause i actually hit him lets note while i was kinda drunk and on a swing so i give my self props but i did feel bad ... but the funny shit is i learned alot about friends no matter what if a girl likes a guy shes gonna choose the guy over her friend and thats wat happend to me .. and its col but i just find shit like that wild crazy like hes not even ur man and i threw the shit to stand up for u because he was playing u but its wat evs lmao smh life is dead ass like sesame street u alwayz learn something new :P

2009-11-14T14:35:00.000-08:00

hey sorry about the last post was not in a very good mood any wayz u wonder what i ended up doing ..... same things i do every weekend im in trouble watched movies and played on my computer ... lol if i were not for farmville i dont know wat i would have done. currently im bout to dip to go chill wid eva zander and eli . lol finally after spending like 2 hours figuring what to do we came up with a plan :P . any wayz it was to funny i went to the laundry mat and i had left close there last week and just picked them up .. lol and this mexican is convinced a bag of cloth that has been there for a month is mine. like every time u go there she like ur bag ur bag. like bitch that shit is not mine ive told u that 4 time wtf lmao just cause i always forget to pick up clothing doesnt mean every time some thing is left its mine but its wat evs hit u up wen i get back form being out :P

2009-11-13T17:28:00.000-08:00

ugh getting mad tight my mom is acting dumb stupid for no reason telling me i can not go out tonight cause i was late everyday this week like wtf i really was not fuckouta hear like im dead ass trying to have a good friday the 13th and shes really pissing me of wtf

and now shes dead ass tlking to jeffery ( my lit teacher and my advisor ) to double check like wtf sick of this bull shit like wow. now i wish i had saved the money i made from my boots cause then i could just sneak out but im broke so that wont work ugh mad tight. omfg i fucking want to stab the shit outa some one right now likeim not fucking joking like im dead ass bout to spaz out like that kid in worldwarcraft fuck hate this bitch like and now im mad tight i spent all my money cause i could have been out already but i had to be so fucking stupid wtf [ OBIII#$HTUWIAFHJB;LSUYIEKTH AJW.FR KSYGDJGHABLST HEILDGJUHDG BQILWFR.Jqm'ogh a,cm;wijrkzdgl, mea-o dgk,zd[ivo'pckn∂µv /jlxcn ;cv ndz/vibdhjnvgeiykjfneifhenfoernvjn;kb knf oiale JGeaip';g[4iotuj]90fg3erw b omg im so mad i dont wanna even right anymore fuck this bull shit and who evers reading this can suck my dick dead ass go fucking suck a horse cock u dumb asss fucking bitch omg like go choke some fucking sperm till u die fucking cunt bucket shit face herps looking bitches

2009-11-12T18:33:00.001-08:00

my sister soulyka finally won a on those scratch cards :P

2009-11-12T18:02:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXMu14YlfXs

good time

2009-11-12T17:44:00.000-08:00

lol just got home from school were i did not do hit lmao very sad . anywazy school was pritty fun especially after school this kid chicken little is to fucking funny swear to mother he is like a hispanic younger guy version of me lmao . anywayz curently i should be doing my hw but im laying in my towel on fb and FARMVILLE :P ... and yes my towel see niggas like me stay fresh out hear gotah be on dat get clean stelo so wen my black ass got home first thing i did was take a shower :P . anywayz after skool was dumb funny me and jude were odeee bored and i was actin a fool singing dont stop beleavin in the fucking dark and some 10th graders kept lurking coming in and out lmao . best part was taking pics wid dis nigga jude bitch was goooin innnnn lmao ya little hoe lmao jkjk but it was fun also we scared manny that was some good shit . also it was to funny im alwayz stealing candy from imanis closet and today she caught me lmao i was tigh and now shes gonna start locking her closet :( should have been more sneaky now imahave to buy candy smh . also on my way home omg the opened a niggas paridise ........ a new 99 cnet store ... yep i was hear jamin to drop it low by ester dean and there it was lighing up eliot adams wack ass corner and i got so hyped so i went in lurked a little and of corse its them china men who own it i gu=ive them props though they be knowin wat the black ppl want now all they need to do is open a beauty suply store and i will be set for life cause i already got that KFC right at the top of my corner :P.

2009-11-12T15:24:00.000-08:00

pics wid my chika jude wen were really supose to be doing work lmao bout to fail cycle no longer gonna be 2011 but 2012 lmao graduateing the same year the world ends :P

2009-11-12T13:09:00.000-08:00

my nigga adrian lurking in the back lmao and my littl hoochie jeriko :P

lunch

2009-11-12T08:55:00.000-08:00

Okay so I am currently at lunch wid jude izzy ema aleisis and joy .well yesterday I forgot to write about wat I got done lol ... Answer nothing instead I pretended to read and do my lit and instead I play u already know farmville and watch the first few mins of up funniest / cutest movie ever then I watched melrose place odeeeee crazy then fell asleeep thinking about farmville cheat codes lmao :p hehehe oh yea and eva and jeff are hear now and evas acting g lmao :p lol now there fighting over who's gonna follow who . Also ily joy for letting me use ur phome to blog and fuck brunos made cheep for fucking up ur sandwich ima fuck them mexicans up :p

2009-11-11T15:35:00.001-08:00

its now 6:35 and i have not done any hw . im am currently still playing farmville looking up cheats so that i can level up this has been some what a success but not really. any wayz my point is i still have not done any hw and im gonna be in deep shit but i can tell u what i have done okay

i have played on the computer all day. watched gossip girl and i have watched 90210 both were amazing lmao . i have done no hw

i have lied to my mom and have told her that i am doing hw but im am writing this blog. i have made a tuna fish sandwich that was fucking dam good . and while i was looking for the tuna fish that my mom said was in the cabinate i hit my knee on the table as i was trying to reach the cabinet and stood there laughing and almost crying at the same time . it was truely pathetic. also i have gone to the store and thats about it my day has been a complete waist and now i am tlking about it to you. now hear are all the things i was supose to do and failed to do

take a shower, do my hair, eat breakfast, do my science hw which consists of me typeing my intro and me typing my procedure and me typeing my materials list and my hypothesis. i also have failed to do my lit hw. that consists of me reading a some of the book in cold blood -___-, me reading some packet that jeffery gave my class and writing an outline on it . history i have to type my cycle one essay so that i dont fail . also i was suppose to clean my room, and mabe chill with ppl but none of those things have happened . fml like i dont know why im such a procrastinator ... i think i get it from my lazy ass father but its wat evs. any ways as i write this my mom thinks that i am typing my hw hehehehehehehhe im very sneaky . im now going to attempt to do one of these homework's and i will get back to u tonight and tell u how things went

2009-11-11T11:44:00.000-08:00

okay so yesterday i was on YouTube bored ass hell watching funny ass videos and the scary maze game reaction videos came up and i decided to play the game and record my reaction and i did that and hear it is this is a shorter version because the original is 4 min and i know on one has 4 Min of there life to waist watching me freak out from a game lmao but yet again u are reading my blog so i guess u do have time to waist lol an wayz hope u enjoy i did :P

2009-11-11T11:32:00.000-08:00

hey so this is my first blog so i dont really know how this works but it is currently 1:55 as i write this . today started fairly well for me today un like other days. this is because i did not have any school ( thank god) so i woke up around 12 stared at the wall for like 10 mins then went on my mac book and signed into fb and the very first thing i did was go on farmville. yes farmville and harvested my crops. yes ik farmville is a fb ap but i think i have found my new addiction . it is amazing it makes me feel as if each day i have accomplished some thing . see when i first found out about farm ville i though it was stupid . i would buy crops plant them but i didnt know all the rules on how it works . for example each crop has differnt prices as well as an amount of time it takes to grow and how many point you get for harvesting and for planting , ik very confusing. any way i would buy seeds plant them but i never read the part were if i left them to long with out harvesting they would die, and because i was new to farmville i didnt check it alot and wen ever i went back all my shit was dead . it would make me furious like i waist all this time planting them and then they die, so for a good 2 weeks i was all anti farmville i would get so disgusted wen it came up in my feeds that some was playing , i found it so stupid. any way finally about 3 days ago i decided to give it another try wen i got home from school i started to play , i visited neighbors and helped them out so i could earn money and i adopted a ugly duckling from lenny and a turttle . i also planted a bunch of seeds mainly strawberries and pumpkins . but that was at like 10 , which was not a very smart idea i realized later . this is because strawberries take 4 hours to harvest and if i left them for more then about two hours they would go bad . so because this time i was so determined not to fail i just kept playing waiting for my my food to harvest . finally my mom walked in and demanded me to get of my mac book at around 11 and i "did" but really wat i didn was hide it and wen she went in her room used it in my bed so that when she came i could close it and cover in with my sheets . yes i am smart but the only shitty party about that was that my mac bok would over heat mad quick but o well. any wayz to kill time i watched family guy on the best website tv-dome.net they have every show . so i did that and wen i wnet back to farmville it still was not loaded so i finally went to sleep and befor i did i told my self to wake up for farmville in 3 hour. surprisingly i dead ass did it was actually really sad . i culd barely see the screen and everything was a blur cause i was half asleep and i harvested my crops at 4 in the morning and went back to sleep as if i had never woke up . that very morning i realized i was hooked . my lazy ass cant wke up for anything im alwayz late to skool because i dont like to wake up i swear if i got married (which i wont ) i would be late to that to it is ridicules but the fact that i woke up for farmville told me i was addicted . now it is wensday and i curretly have harvested alot of crops and am a level 8 about to be level 9 and am saving to buy a barn and i have adopted 5 animal :P ik sad but idc . and currently as i am writing this i just checked my farmeville . wow i dead ass just wrote a whole story about farm ville but its wat evs . so yea thats all about me and farmville . and then after that i did some yoga this morning and omg that was type painfull . my shoulders feel like i just got a shitty ass massage . this is because i kept haveing to do the down wards facing dog but by the end of this week i think i might be pritty good . also this morning my sister finally claimed her 20 dollars i barrowed from her , and i was type tight . i had oney on my table and my mind said to hide it but i didn't and she took up the five dollar bill which i hide 20 under to make her thing i was completely broke and she would not take it and she did she was like were is my money xera and i was like i only have 5 dont take it and befor i could stop her from picking it up she figured out wat i did it was to funny i was just dieing of laughter though now its not very funny because i only have five dollars to my name till friday and i ont even know if i willget more . like how is a skinny black girl suppose to survive off of 2.50 a day for lunch and breakfast ...... its not fing possible i might as go move to africa wid that shit cause it definitely wont do shit for me . but i have a back up ima make my mom go food shopping today buy mad food and then bring it to skool lol.sitting in lit and pull out a tv dinner wen jeffry is not watching and just eat like theres no tomorrow ..... and im dead ass i will be doing that tomarrow but any wayz im out to eat take a shower then do some hw because i dont want my mom to walk in and scream at me for not doing work . and tonight i will up date u on the rest of my day :P ... wow she just to late she just said something lmao anywayz later :P