Mothers in Medicine

Don't Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

noreply@blogger.com (Gizabeth Shyder) — Fri, 17 May 2013 10:00:00 +0000

Yesterday I got coverage to go to my kid's school to bring birthday treats - they are celebrating Summer birthdays before the end of the year, and Jack turns 8 on June 3.

I stopped at the hospital gift shop on the way out and bought a beautiful balloon, a "double bubble," it had clear plastic surrounding a pretty pink flower with a purple and blue butterfly on top. The effect, I thought, was breathtaking and I couldn't wait to share it with Jack's class. I considered sending the treats with him and skipping the class party in the interest of my large workload, but that morning at breakfast Jack asked eagerly but guarded if I thought I could make it so I determined that even if it meant staying late at work, I would. He was thrilled.

It was raining cats and dogs when I pulled into the school parking lot at 9:35 - designated time was 9:45, so I covered the treats with my yoga mat and darted in the double doors briskly. I stopped to check in with the secretary.

"I'm just going to bring these treats for Jack's birthday celebration."

"What are they, do they have nuts?"

"Um, I don't think so - we've been eating them for years. My kids hate nuts, and it's a fave, but I've never asked the bakery. I got them from Sweet Love - they are called Ninja Turtles. They are condensed cookie dough around homemade caramel with chocolate drizzled on top, they are amazing."

"Oh, never mind, I think the kid with bad nut allergies is in the other class. But I'm going to have to ask you to take the balloon to your car. It's a choking hazard. I had to turn away a Mom bringing 18 balloons to the class the other day."

I looked at her perplexed. "I'm so sorry, I had no idea." She softened. "Well, if you just bring it for the party, then take it back to your car, I guess it's ok, just the one."

"Oh thank you, I promise I'll do that."

I walked into the classroom with the box of treats. The teacher introduced me, Jack gave me a hug. She then said, "Do those have nuts?"

"I don't think so, but I've never asked. My kids hate nuts." The teacher pointed to a kid with nut allergies, the first kid that my son was excitedly indulging with treats. I watched him take a big bite. Jack finished passing out all the Ninja Turtles, and gave one to his teacher. The children were munching happily; Jack was on Cloud Nine.

The teacher walked over to me. "Can I see another one of those?" I mistook her mood - thinking she loved them so much she wanted another. She started dissecting the Ninja Turtle. "I think these have nuts in them. I got that nut caught in the tooth sensation." I told her, "I'll call the bakery and find out for sure." The baker confirmed a small amount of crushed pecans, and I relayed silently to the teacher in alarm. She walked over to the boy with the allergy.

"I'll need to take you to the nurse." He protested, saying that nothing was happening, while I reeled in horror but assured her that I would watch the classroom while she left. I was in scrubs, pager on my hip, wishing I was back in my office at my scope, but worried about the kid.

I was at the helm, and I did well. Another boy stood up, announcing his nut allergy. Luckily he had already done this earlier and I watched the teacher artfully blow him off, so I didn't have a heart attack on the spot. I asked him, "What happens to you when you eat nuts?"

"The tips of my ears turn bright red."

"Well, that is not happening right now, but I'll be sure to be on the lookout for it." He smiled and sat down. Most kids were simply alarmed that they had enjoyed a treat that contained hidden nuts. Jack said, "I've never had any idea that these had nuts!"

I entertained the kids by showing them a picture, one by one at their tables of a wax couple - Queen and King of Hearts, that made Jack laugh so hard the other weekend I thought he was going to explode. Got similar laughters from the children. It was fun and calming.

The teacher returned, apologetically. "I'm sorry it was my fault, I should have checked into it more. He is in a nut challenge study and is building up his resistance, so this is probably a good test for him. His nut allergy is not that bad. It will be OK." Whew. I melted with relief inside and resolved to text the mom, who I knew, who was equally relaxed in return texts. Note to self - No more Ninja Turtles at the school.

The teacher also said, "I can't believe you even came, you're a doctor!" I embarrassingly replied, "Yes, so you trusted me, about the nuts. Because I'm a doctor! That makes it even worse." She laughed.

As I drove back to work I realized I had left the balloon in the classroom in my tizzy and called the school to tell them. The secretary said, "Thank you so much for calling. I'll run get it out of there right away." I imagined my beautiful balloon as a menacing creature in disguise, exploding into tiny suffocating bits that were about to fly directly into each child's larynx, creating mass chaos and asphyxiation. I hoped she would get there in time.

It was hard for me to get back to work - the experience was so traumatizing. I texted my friend about it, "I think they might call me in on the child abuse hotline. Next birthday I guess I'll just bring a carton of cigarettes and a case of beer. I've set an awful precedent. I'm THAT mom." He and my partners empathized and laughed. "You're experience is so 2013. So different from when we were growing up."

I recall back when my kids were 3 and 5, at Montessori School, I had a rare fit of baking resulting in peanut butter balls. I used the wrong chocolate that melted at room temp. I proudly brought them to school, freshly refrigerated, only to be turned away with consolation and mild reproach. "This is a peanut-free school, remember?" Fail. It was winter, temps in the 20's and 30's, so I kept the peanut butter balls with chocolate that needed to be refrigerated in my car passenger seat, and ate them all over a week. You'd have thought I learned my lesson.

I hope to in no way belittle the seriousness of peanut allergies by this post. It served to remind me of the importance of checking in on ingredients. We are baking a tres leche cake this weekend for a Spanish project for my daughter Cecelia, and I checked and double checked the ingredients as there is a serious nut allergy kid in her class. But I am a nut hound, and I forget. If you look in my office food drawer right now you would find almonds, pistachios, and pecans. I apologize for any perceived but not intended insensitivity and understand the seriousness of the topic, but found the incident today quite amusing, with a luckily happy ending. Here's to the King and Queen of Hearts. Who look as alarmed and upset as I did, when I found out about the hidden nuts.

Guest post: Maternity leave, or lack thereof

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Thu, 16 May 2013 10:00:00 +0000

I am a psychiatry intern currently about to have my first baby towards the beginning of my second year. I feel so blessed to have this baby, who we recently found out is a girl. I am not the emotional pregnant lady everyone speaks of--just so so happy about our family's future. It took me a long time to decide to do psychiatry, and when I wasn't sure if I would have kids in residency, I thought of ob-gyn. Now, seeing how accepting and supportive my program has been of my pregnancy, I am happy with my decision.

But, there are a few things they can't change, and they have made that clear to me. For example, if I want to fast-track into child psychiatry, which I do wish to do as the fourth year curriculum at my program isn't ideal, I absolutely cannot take more than 35 days off during my second year. This includes all vacation and sick time. After some deliberation with the program director, we have come to decide that I will be taking my four weeks of vacation, plus 10 days sick time, to make a total of 6 weeks maternity leave. This leaves me with 5 days of baby sick time or emergencies for the entire remainder of my second year.

While I am okay with this scenario, and actually it's more than I expected to have in residency, I grow more and more bitter towards the field of medicine. Family and friends are always so shocked when they hear about the above "maternity leave." My friends in finance always fire back with, "What! So-and-so at my job got pregnant and had 4 months paid maternity leave, without using vacation." Gosh, wouldn't that be so nice. When MIL heard about the maternity leave, she couldn't believe it. Her response was, "But that's not fair!" Who's to decide what's fair?

I am beginning to think more and more about simply extending the residency and doing a fourth year as much as I don't want to. It's an easy call free year and I may like to have the time to spend with my little daughter. However, with looming debt over our heads, I would really like to be able to make an attending salary sooner.

Some that read this post may think, "Wow you are lucky, that is a great amount of time!" But I don't feel lucky to have to pass my baby on at 6 weeks. I don't feel lucky that I'll be taking a lot of call while my baby is an infant. Or that after much hard work, I still have to squeeze pennies to buy baby stuff.

Does anybody else agree that medicine just sucks for motherhood?

And many more

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:35:00 +0000

In honor of Mother's Day, I was interviewed for Radio Rounds about Mothers in Medicine - why it was started, how it's grown, and whether I thought mothers in medicine could "have it all." (An enthusiastic Yes.)

Mothers in Medicine will turn five this month - 5 years of stories from amazing women who I am honored to write with and share this space. Some have been writing here from Day 1; others have joined in along the way. All have shared openly, these thoughts and feelings that could easily be kept private, for the benefit of this community. The blog's growth has been staggering.

This blog is still my favorite "extracurricular." I list it on my CV under "Service to the Community" because I think that's what it is: service. It's community. A labor of love. And definitely, not a business (note: we do not, nor will we ever have ads. Advertisers, please stop emailing.).

So, MiM writers, thanks for writing. You are all fantastic, and I still hope for the day that we'll hold a MiM conference somewhere tropical. I'm buying you all drinks. MiM readers, thanks for reading and commenting and liking and sharing. You're why we are all here.

To 5 years and to many more.

in the thick

noreply@blogger.com (The Red Humor) — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:30:00 +0000

I've been to urgent care three times in five days with two sick kids, one of whom almost got hospitalized for pneumonia.

A few days ago we put an offer on a house (our first ever), for which the payments would stretch us fairly thin during the six months until I start work post fellowship.

I've signed a job contract that I had planned to mail yesterday. Just before dropping it off, I received one email and one text message, both in regards to two different job opportunities. I have one week before this contract is due and, even though the other two leads might be better fits for me and my family, the contract I have now is not sometime I would want to walk away from. One of the leads is in another state, further complicating that home offer we made.

It's a strange week when patient care is the least stressful part of my day.

General Practice Pathology

noreply@blogger.com (Gizabeth Shyder) — Mon, 13 May 2013 10:00:00 +0000

This post is dedicated to an amazing clinician, MomTFH. You are The Wind Beneath My Wings.

I get frustrated. At the financial interests that pit private practice general pathology against subspecialty academicians. It seems to happen a lot more these days than it did in the past. Some cities get it. They work in concert. Unfortunately, it is rare.

I have written here before about my brother. He has an intractable case of Crohn's disease, one that has plagued him his whole life. He has lost most of his small intestines and all of his colon. He has been in a coma in the PICU. He has received many infusion therapies. He holds a Ph.D. in food science from Cornell, and a degree from the Culinary Institute of America. He is crazy smart, a leading authority in his field. He has overcome many health obstacles to get there.

He called me the other day. "Hey Giz! Guess what? I got a family doc. Not just any family doc, but the golden ticket one. He works at Harvard, he is a liver specialist, but he loves family medicine so much that he devotes half of his practice to it. He is incredibly hard to get into, but I got a referral and I got lucky. I can't wait to get plugged in."

My brother has had a lot of issues with the fragmentation of medicine, as a patient. He used to thrill in the bypass of the generalist - his insurance allowed him to go straight to the specialist. And he has had a lot of specialists; derm, infectious disease, gastroenterologists, surgeons. But now, in his mid to late thirties, he has come to the realization that he needs someone to tie it all together. He is tired of that being him, the patient - he holds a lot of knowledge in his head but is not a trained physician. "Giz, they don't talk. I bounce from one to the other and get great individual therapy in their area of expertise, but communication is poor. So I end up navigating the system, poorly as a non-clinican, and it is tough. I'm tired. I realize what I need is a good family doctor. I am thrilled to finally have one."

I remember a letter recently on MiM, one from a med student looking for advice. She clearly said, "family medicine is out - they get no respect." I think this is a big fail in our current society. They don't get enough respect, but they should. They should be seen as the glue that holds it together. The ones that sweat and toil and advocate for their patients. The ones that tie it all up in a neat knot, so that their dependents, their clients, their patients, can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they are getting good care and someone out there is advocating for them.

I empathize with the family docs because like them, as a general practice pathologist, I do everything. I inspect labs. I am the head of microbiology. I look at GI biopsies every day, alongside breast biopsies. I get called to the OR to triage unknown cases that end up being rare sarcomas or common cancers, but I don't know what until I get there. The knowledge base I have built up over the last 7 years in private practice of the entire human being, of all of its tissues, is immense. And I like to think that by studying everything, by getting to see all aspects of the patient, that I have become a great diagnostician. Not a specialist by any means, but still. I have heard the term, "Good at everything, great at nothing." That sounds derogatory, although I can relate. But I'll take it a step further. I'm pretty good at everything. And I am finally coming to the realization that my knowledge base, although not entirely specific except in my area of expertise, is good enough for what I do on a daily basis.

Global vision: knowing your whole patient, being a pathologist or a family doc, trumps tunnel vision in many ways. But by saying that it feels that I am slamming subspecialists. I am not. We can work in concert, but we are all equally valuable to the patient. And that's all that really matters here - the patient, I mean. My brother, and the millions of others out there like him navigating a fragmented health care system. Our patients deserve our respect. Family medicine, our glue, deserves our respect. If I am allowed one wish in my lifetime, I think it would be that family comes back around, and gains back the respect it deserves. Like me. A general practice pathologist. We are all, patients and doctors, in the trenches together working for each other. That is how it should be.

MiM Mail: Medical school & baby #2?

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Mon, 13 May 2013 10:00:00 +0000

Hello MothersinMedicine,

I just started following your blog and it has been so helpful and sometimes funny to read. I am very happy that I found you!

I am currently a second year medical student with an almost 2 year old little boy. He was born right before I started medical school. So I only know medicine as a mother. My husband and I recently started talking about baby number two and I am getting really anxious. I would love for my little boy to have a sibling but the thought of having a newborn again scares me to death. My son was 12 weeks old when I started my first year and it was hell. He was far from sleeping through the night, I was incredibly sleep-deprived, and could only study during his naps or after he went to bed at night. With a lot of caffeine. Not to mention that he was pretty difficult as an infant, was very needy and required a lot of attention.

There is also the question of when is a good time. From what I gathered, it seems like 4th year would be a good time but I am worried about how to go through residency interview season either pregnant or postpartum. Have any MiM found that to be a problem?

I am planning to go into pediatrics and wonder if having children in general would be an advantage or a disadvantage in that specialty. Do interviewers care either way? Can I talk about my experience as a mom and how it lead me to pediatrics? Since I am busy raising my little one I have not had a whole lot of time to look into extra-curricular activities such as research and volunteer experiences. I feel like that will hurt me as a candidate. And another baby would certainly not help.

I have to mention that my husband is active duty military and is not always home so most of the child care fall on me, although that is likely to change next year as I start clinical rotations.

Anyway, that's my MiM experience. I love being a mother, a wife and a medical student and would not want to have it any other way. I'm trying the "having it all" thing and so far it's working great. I'm always happy to read other MiM stories, I feel less crazy trying to all make it work.

Thank you!
O

The Last Bu-bu

noreply@blogger.com (Cutter) — Sat, 11 May 2013 17:34:00 +0000

WE DID IT!!! When I started breast feeding I was determined and optimistic! But, as I persisted I got discouraged more times than I could remember. There were latching problems, cracked nipples, thrush and the pumping! PUMPING SUCKS!!!! I celebrated when we hit the one year mark and I stopped pumping. My plan was to allow my baby girl to self wean. Well, she wasn't interested. I stopped pumping but kept making LOTS of milk, so we persisted with morning and nighttime feeds. When my baby girl was a year and a half I left the lab and went back to surgical residency hours. My initial stint on transplant kept me at work around the clock and I felt for sure that my milk would dry up. Miraculously it didn't and "bu-bu" time became a special time with me and my baby girl in the midst of all the chaos. Well, the time has finally come. Baby girl is losing interest, I've basically stopped making milk and my baby girl is a smart, amazing, beautiful big toddler now. She hasn't had bu-bu in a week. I put her to sleep by telling her princess stories or stories about my "doc-tur house" while she lays her head on my chest. I'm a bit sad our "bu-bu" time is over but amazing grateful for the two and a half years we had of this amazing connection. I'm incredibly proud of our accomplishment that survived even the insanity of residency and as always I am crazy in love with my beautiful child. I can't wait for all the new memories we will make together.

Now off to pick some strawberries! Happy Saturday!

On Being Imperfect - Topic Week at MiM

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Sun, 05 May 2013 03:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our topic week celebrating imperfection. All the posts this week contributed by readers and regular contributors will be about this in some way - our thoughts, our stories, our confessions, our revelations. Thanks to all who have shared. All hail the sometimes messy but (hopefully) meaningful life of being a MiM.

Posts will be spread out across the week and will appear below. Thanks for reading.

Cutter's extra random top 10 list of imperfection!

noreply@blogger.com (Cutter) — Sat, 04 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000

1. I've allowed my daughter to watch 4 hours of consecutive Dora while I half sleep on the couch post call (unfortunately this one has happened more than once!)

2. The tired mama: In the middle of telling my daughter a princess story to help her go to sleep I heard myself say "prepped and draped in the standard sterile fashion" to which my baby girl responded with "WAKE UP! More PRINCESS MOMMIE!!!!"

3. A happy meal

4. Letting baby girl sit in a dirty diaper for about 30 minutes to long because I was just TOO worn out to change it

5. I understand mom jeans now - how else do you rein in all that belly!

6. I can't do it all, which means I struggle to read enough and I'm sometimes late to work - especially when I go to kiss my baby on the way out the door and discover that she has collected a mountain of poop right by her head!

7. Occasionally I wear swim suit bottoms to work as underwear.

8. I'm really bad at dictating in a timely fashion once I get behind.

9. I owe lots of library fines.

10. My hair looks terrible nearly all the time!

The Bear of Shame, or the Story of the Mother Who Didn't Have Wipes

noreply@blogger.com (m) — Sat, 04 May 2013 10:00:00 +0000

Today was a beautiful day. This winter has had a long and unexpected and not entirely welcome coda this year which has only sweetened the anticipation of spring. Today the sun was out, the sky was cloudless, the temperature was just warm enough for short sleeves but not warm enough for sweat. I got out of work early--I am in the Emergency Department this month, so am working half the number of hours I usually work, though at odd hours--and raced to pick up my daughter early from day care. The thirty minute drive from work to day care has a sweet, crazed quality to it--never am I so eager to reach a destination, never am I so irrationally angry at anything or anyone who causes the moment of arrival to be delayed. After picking E up, I decided to take her to a nearby park in the adjacent but much ritzier neighborhood a few minutes from our house. Instead of the space-age shock-absorbing pseudo-gravel that carpets most playgrounds these days, this playground is carpeted in sand, ye olde original shock absorber. It was E's first encounter with sand and while initially tentative, she was soon letting out excited squeals and hurling sand into the air and by extension into and onto every part of her, including the area between her nose and her mouth in which snot has taken up semi-permanent residence since she started day care. There I was in my barely-nice-enough-for-work-but-certainly-not-casual-enough-for-the-sandbox attire, with a toddler whose face was covered in snot-stuck sand. All I had with me were my keys, my smart phone, and E's hoodie. I did not have wipes.

The playground was full--mothers, father, babysitters, grandparents, nannies. I walked over to someone who seemed to be a nanny--surely they come prepared!--and asked if she had a wipe. "I'm still learning," I said, by way of explanation. "Oh, that's why we're here to help each other," she said, and I felt good about humanity. She opened the child's blue elephant backpack which I could see was meticulously arranged. "Her mom sure knows how to pack a bag," she said, pulling out a travel-size package of all-natural hypoallergenic wipes.

Well, there it was. Her mom sure knows how to pack a bag. I imagined the woman out there in the world of work somewhere, calm in her knowledge that should her child be caked in a mixture of sand and snot while at the playground, there would be a wipe at the ready. As I walked back to my delighted daughter and wiped her face, I thought to myself: Am I ever going to get my s&*t together?

Sadly, it's a familiar refrain. My thank you notes are still not done from E's birthday and the holidays in December. I sent off the ones that were truly socially dire (grandparents, great aunts, co-workers) and now I'm wondering if it's even polite to send the others. Is there a statute of limitations on gratitude? Speaking of the holidays, I just couldn't make a holiday card happen this year, so you won't find my daughter's adorable face on a refrigerator near you. The baby book I lovingly bought when I was pregnant remains half-finished, with only the pregnancy section filled out. When it came time for my daughter to go to day care, we were not on any of the right waiting lists. A year later, we still aren't. When it comes to potlucks, I either bring store-bought hummus and a loaf of bread (from Whole Foods, though, so maybe a couple of extra points there) or I just decline the invitation upfront because I foresee that the guilt of not having made a homemade casserole will just be too much for me. I have even shown up to a potluck with my daughter having brought nothing and proceeded to feed her everyone else's food because she was hungry and I hadn't even brought snacks for her from home. On Valentine's Day, my 14-month-old returned home with a Valentine's goodie bag from one of her classmates and I just had to throw up my hands. Am I supposed to be cutting Valentine's hearts out of construction paper after my child goes to bed to give to her barely ambulatory classmates? And if so, who is going to finish my notes from clinic? Most nights, I go to bed feeling like a there's a bear hibernating next to me -- the bear of all the things I'm supposed to be doing, am late doing, don't know yet that I'm supposed to be doing -- and I just try not to wake it up. Just give me one more day, bear of shame....

But here is what I will not do: I will not waste any of the time I have with my daughter on the bear of shame. Our time together is not an expansive as I would like it to be, so I am going to use it to delight in her and in the world with her. I will try to get better at the thank you notes and the day care waiting lists but I will do that after she has gone to bed and if I'm too tired, I will go to sleep instead. I will probably never show up at a pot luck on time with home-baked goods. Many things will remain undone or not perfectly done. But E and I, we will do lots of fun and interesting things together. I may not have my s*%t together, but at least I know what's important to me. I'm probably never going to get rid of the bear of shame, but it's not going to eat me either.

So the Story of the Mother Who Didn't Have Wipes is actually the Story of the Fun Afternoon at the Playground. Instead of remembering that I didn't have any wipes and some other mother had remembered to pack them, I will remember my daughter's gleeful shriek as she wiggled her toes free of the sand piled on them. I will remember her little finger pointing up at the sunlight seeping in between the leaves of an enormous old-growth tree. I will remember her look of surprise as I blew the seeds off a dandelion and her subsequent earnest attempt to locate and un-seed every dandelion in the neighborhood. And hey, maybe I'll put a packet of wipes in my glove compartment tomorrow, because I may not be perfect but at least I can learn.

Snippets Of Imperfection....

noreply@blogger.com (Genmedmom) — Fri, 03 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000

It's Being Imperfect Week... I don't know where to start.

1. I fed my cats a 5$ can of fancy Italian tuna packed in olive oil.
I had clinic all morning, admin all afternoon, battled traffic, picked up the kids from Nana's and then brought them home, practically tripping over our two needy, oversized rescue cats, they wending in and out of all of our legs begging for food. We were out of wet cat food. Damn, I thought, got to put that on the list. Meantime I'll give them tuna. But all we had was this overexpensive shmancy tuna from Wholefoods. Why on earth did I spend 5$ on a can of stupid tuna? Because Giada said so, that's why.While I was on maternity leave, I spent many hours breastfeeding on the couch, flipping through foodie shows. You gotta love Giada. She can smile and talk at the same time; her eyes practically pop out of her head as she says things like, "Next time your best girlfriends pop over for an unexpected lunch, you can wow them with this yummy White Bean Tuna Salad, made with ingredients from your pantry! I like to use high quality tuna in olive oil." Well, after 6 p.m. on a weeknight when the kids need to get in the tubby and the cats are frantically hungry and practically eating my legs, is not the time to worry about wasting money. Open went the can and plop into the cat bowls. They loved it. I think they were wowed.

2. I showed up to work on a day I had asked for vacation.
I've actually done this more than once. I can't keep my schedule straight sometimes. We have to ask for our vacation days months and months ahead of time, yet hubby's schedule can change on short notice, so sometimes planned vacations get moved around... I have not yet developed any good system for recording all of this. I have a paper calendar that gets a bit over-marked-up, and I use Google calendars, which is synced to my iPhone calendar. Yet things still fall through the cracks. Amazingly, I have not yet NOT shown up for work on a day I was supposed to work. I don't think... actually I may have.

3. I forgot to pay the mortgage. For two months.
In my own defense, I had had to open a new checking account, as a check I had given to one of Babyboy's behavior therapists had been stolen out of her car. THAT was a pain in the ass. But I did it, and I had even re-set-up the mortgage automatic payments... not realizing that it takes two months for that to kick in, and I needed to manually pay the mortgage in the interim. You would think that after two months I would notice that that amount of money was NOT being deducted from my checking account, but nay, I did not. Things were crazy as usual and I have all the bills on automatic billpay, so I never even looked at my balance. Until the mortgage company started calling. THEN I had a heart attack, explained everything five times, and paid immediately. Then, for weeks afterwards, we got calls from them asking us if we'd like "to talk to someone from customer assistance about our difficulties meeting payments, just to review our options"... which is nice, that they offered, but it was also embarrassing.

4. I had to steal feminine products from the office.
I can't keep my schedule straight, so obviously I can't keep my cycle straight. I've been surprised by my own body more than once. If whoever stocks up the feminine hygiene products at work is wondering why we're always low on these in our area of the office, I am to blame.

5. I had cookie dough for dinner on Saturday.
Hubby was at work, and me and the kids were a bit late-ish getting home from Nana's. I got them home and out of the car, but Babyboy balked in the yard. Sometimes Babyboy will just NOT go into the house. He'll bolt into the yard and play "run away from mom". And to get into our house from the driveway, we have a somewhat rickety set of wooden stairs leading up a story to the back door, so it's pretty impossible to wrangle Babyboy as well as carry Babygirl and everything else into the house solo. I knew I had to get them through dinner and tubbies on my own, and the best way to get him up the stairs is for him to walk. So I bribed him. "We'll bake cookies!" I promised, and up he went, like a little monkey, repeating "Bake COOKies? Bake COOKies?" He LOVES to bake cookies; he even can pull all of the ingredients from the pantry and lug them to the kitchen counter. It's adorable. Also I discovered that cookie bars are fast: SO much easier to make than individual cookies, and people like them better anyways. Anyways, I did get dinner into them both, and the cats fed (not 5$ Italian tuna), But with all the activity, I never got dinner of anykind for myself- so right before the cookie bars went in the oven, while the kids were distracted, I got out a spoon and enjoyed a little treat as my dinner.

6. I went 72 hours without a shower last weekend.
Not the first time I've gone such a stretch, but probably the first since maternity leaves.... It was just one of those weekends. The whole childcare team is down with variations of the same lower respiratory thing. Our Babysitter left early Saturday with a bronchitic cough and the chills, and I had had only enough time to run one big errand (grocery shopping) before she crawled out the door. Hubby was away/ working all weekend, and Nana is also sick, though she did help us out for some short stretches, I didn't want to overwork her. Our neighbor also helped out here and there, but I don't want her to start avoiding me! There is no feasible way to bathe with two kids under thre years old on the loose. So Saturday, then most of Sunday, went by without me washing. AND I was out and about, to the neighbors'; to a friend's barbecue; I even hosted a family dinner on Sunday. Good thing our neighbors, friends and family don't seem to have any issues with my body odor... or at least, as far as I am aware.

7. I throw temper tantrums.
Babyboy can really throw a tantrum. This week he had multiple tantrums for two days in a row. He was getting over a cold, and we think he just didn't feel good... That or he was overtired. Who knows. Sometimes, he gets fixated on something unreasonable/ irrational, like, he has to be up at the altar at church. Or he doesn't want to leave play group. Or he doesn't want to change out of pajamas. Or get in the tubby. And he kicks/ flails/ screams/ cries for up to, and sometimes over, an hour. It's really grating on me when he does this. He is utterly inconsolable. Last tantrum, after 45 minutes, I went to the pantry and pulled out every treat I could find, offering ANYTHING to him if he would JUST STOP SCREAMING. I mean, I was yelling and begging at the same time. His reply? A snuffly, barky: "No. want. treat. Want. go. back. PLAYGROUP." At that point, the babysitter had come and his behavioral therapist was there, so I just had a silent tantrum of my own. "I have to step away," I explained, and I left them with him. Just walked away. Did something else for awhile. He did eventually calm down, and they all said they understood, but I felt bad.

8. I really throw temper tantrums.
I once was so angry at Hubby, I threw raw cookie dough at him. (I guess we make alot of cookies in our house...) It fell short, missed him, and plopped all over the floor. Our fat cat scrambled over to sniff and lick at it. Anyways, it was so ridiculous, we ended up laughing about it. I don't even remember what the fight was about.
9. I have gotten lost in my own town.
Or rather, I have been so distracted that I drove to the wrong place, or forgot where I was going, or I missed the turn. I have called our close friend's kids by the wrong names. I put the wrong last name on a Christmas card to a neighbor. I have written checks in the wrong amount; I have written checks to the wrong names. I rip up alot of checks. I forget birthdays, even when I mark them on the calendar. I forgot administrative assistant's day last week, AGAIN. I clip coupons for the store and forget to bring them; I bring a list to the store and forget something THAT IS WRIITEN ON IT. Not all of these things in the same day, but at least a few in the same month. I see these errors as red flags that I am too busy/ overtired/ stressed, and something needs to go.

10. I am too busy.
Isn't that at the heart of so much of our imperfection: we are all too busy. We have dueling responsibilities; to our patients, colleagues and staff, to our families and communities. Modern life is complex, and creating balance is managing a large, fragile, unwieldy thing. But what it boils down to is simple: Slow down, take some time to appreciate the most important things in life. SIMPLIFY.

no such thing as perfect

noreply@blogger.com (The Red Humor) — Fri, 03 May 2013 10:00:00 +0000

Guilt was one of the first feelings I experienced upon learning I was pregnant with my daughter, now 4 years old.

I had been on a pub crawl the night before, gotten home around 2 am and woke up a few hours later miserably sick. This might seem to be expected after a night out on the town, but had gone to bed sober and hadn't drank that much. I had taken a pregnancy test a few weeks earlier, prompted more by nausea and fatigue than a missed period as stress-induced amenorrhea was not new to me. It was negative.

That morning, not able to shake the fact there was something very wrong, I took a (second) pregnancy test. Positive. I took another. Positive. I took a another. (still) Positive.

Pregnant, drinking, not taking folic acid, and ignoring what my body had been telling me for weeks- which was Have Some More Water. Now Pee. Nap! Eat Some More Bread. I thought about my booze-soaked "intern week", which must have occurred right after I got pregnant.

I was already failing motherhood. It became a recurrent sentiment in my daughter's first year of life. Breastfeeding and pumping were more difficult than I had predicted. We used store bought formula and baby food. She develop a taste for Mac N Cheese. As a resident, I didn't know our pediatrician.

A few years passed. I did some growing.

I have a good friend, an ivy-league educated attorney, who wants nothing more than to home school her children. I have another friend who posts on her FB page links to articles about the treacherous and unregulated world of daycare (the most recent was about a home daycare that burned down) or an admonition to her baby group that, really, if breast feeding was that hard our species would have died out eons ago. These are both woman I like and respective very much.

In my first year of motherhood, these things would have bothered me. Why didn't I want to home school? (And believe me, I don't.) Am I putting my children at risk in daycare? Is my daughter going to be fat, sick, and anti-social because I didn't BF for 12 months? Was she already missing out on activities that would prove pivotal to her future success because I wasn't around to shuttle her from one to the other?

of course not

It took some time to become comfortable in motherhood, which itself has been the most intense and important undertaking in my life. That being said, I've come to realize that, for me, the Perfect Mom is not the Total Mom. I don't have a cohesive philosophy on motherhood save that the vast majority of us seem to be trying as best we can, and how we implement our universally-held good intentions is both personal and family-specific. In regards to home schooling, prolonged BF-ing, nanny-care, organicthisthatandtheother, epidurals, music appreciation class - they are all part of a decision making process that is individual to your family and lacking in any specific moral imperative.

For me and my family, its best that I work. Aside from the obvious financial implications, work is good for me. I enjoy what I do and I choose to believe my children benefit from having a mother who feels this way about her vocation, even if it means daycare and formula and dinners on-the-fly.

I am not perfect. I get cranky, irritable, and short with people, some of them my offspring, who deserve my patience. I don't think this makes me a bad mom, I think it makes me a human being. I gave up perfect a long time ago.

Although, all things being equal, I wish I hadn't drank during the first few weeks of my pregnancy...

Booty, booty, booty, booty

noreply@blogger.com (Mommabee) — Thu, 02 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000

My talking toddler is an amazing little creature. At first he would mostly babble and jargon, now he says sentences. His newest feat is to repeat words he hears in music we are playing or on the radio. My husband is a hip-hop aficionado but songs with curse words have now been relegated to the after-bedtime hours for fear of having our toddler repeat them to his teachers at school or on the playground. He doesn’t really repeat things he hears on NPR, but I am hoping that one day he will start reciting things he learns on All Things Considered or better yet from the TED Technology hour.

I must admit that I taught him a “bad” word. Completely unknowingly. It’s not even a real curse word but it’s still not something I want him to repeat with hand movements. To keep him distracted during diaper changes and during his twice daily rub downs with petroleum jelly (he has had some eczematous flares that are now under control), I would recite body parts to him and tickle him. When I got to his butt he would giggle as I said “booty, booty, booty”.

One day as I was changing he ran up to me and said “booty, booty, booty” as he grabbed my butt; full on butt grab, the little bugger just dug in. I laughed, handed him a truck and kept it moving. It became concerning when he would bee-line toward me any time I was changing or heading to the bathroom. He would recite “booty, booty, booty” as he proceeded to grab my butt, he even tried to reach into the toilet once. He has now become a Booty Monster! My husband and I have been working for the last 2 weeks to get him to understand not to touch butts or other private parts. He’s almost 2 so this process goes mostly like this:

- see smiling toddler approaching with hands raised and fingers splayed saying “booty, booty, booty”
- Mommy says “no Zo, this is mommy’s booty, you cannot touch”
- Zo looks questionably at Mommy (I know he’s thinking but a few weeks ago you were laughing)
- Mommy hands Zo a toy
- Zo takes toy and runs or more likely, Zo takes toy, throws it on the ground and begins to cry
- repeat daily for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks

Now, Mommy second guesses every gesture and phrase that is now cute but could potentially turn Zo into a raging maniac. Who knew? Not this Imperfect Doctor-Mama. Fingers crossed he isn’t doing this at school but I just can’t bring myself to ask his teachers.

Guest post: When imperfect feels perfect

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Thu, 02 May 2013 11:00:00 +0000

I’m writing this with my laptop perched on a giant stack of review notes and printed lecture slides and I am purposefully ignoring the multiple powerpoint slideshows and files open on my desktop begging/demanding to be memorized. The worst part? My baby is at daycare, where she’ll be for another half hour to complete her 10 hour day. This is just so hard and sucky sometimes.

I’m a med student with a baby. I get asked all the time how I “do” it. Some weeks, it’s no big deal, it’s not that bad, and I feel the balance works well for our little family. But when she is brings me her favorite book to read, pulls the charger out of the computer, and screams until I read to her, I think to myself that I don’t know if I can “do” this, or even if I want to.

I have friends who have babies, too. One is a full time SAHM. Her instagram pictures of nature walks, arts and crafts, and “Sunday/Monday/EVERYDAY Funday” kill me a little bit inside. Another friend works from home and her pictures of “lunch with the little prince!” make me sigh/roll my eyes/shake my head (depending on the day, the most recent Histology quiz, or whether I got to see my baby before heading out in the morning).

I picked priorities. She was drinking formula at 3 months (end of summer vacation) but I made all my own baby food. Her grandma takes her to music class once a week since I can’t, but I put her to sleep every night. We read books and play all day Saturday, but Sunday mornings I go out to study.

My husband is awesome and supportive and doesn’t understand how I can love the field of medicine, love school (nerd, I know) and still feel so conflicted. I guess that’s the imperfect side of living your dream- other dreams sometimes get put to the side for a bit.

But as imperfect as the balancing act seems, when my baby is teething and only wants her mommy- and, since it is 3am, I am home (and awake), or when I get that HUGE smile and kiss when I come home, it feels so perfect. I’m sure some researcher somewhere has proven that listing bones, ligaments, and muscle attachments as a bedtime story, and speaking in mnemonics for disease presentations helps kids go really far in life. And keeps them happy. Here’s to hoping.

-Boxes

Less than perfect

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Wed, 01 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000

I admit I’m not a perfect mother.

I wish at the end of the day, I can see all the bathwater that has sloshed out of the tub and likely making its way down cracks in tile and through the subflooring, and not angrily bark at the kids (who are at least in the tub and getting clean). After I bark and they are settled into their beds as I read their bedtime stories, I imagine how I could have handled it differently: with less anger, more love, and more humor.

I wish I could make them do things that they don’t want to do without the aid of bribery or sheer parental authority force. Like being creative and using Jedi mind tricks. Like being a positive shaping force instead of a strong-arming wet blanket. I manage to do this well sometimes, and others…well, I default to those methods which take the least time and energy.

I wish I could always be 100% attuned to them and their needs when we’re together, instead of being preoccupied with what I’m doing on the computer or the laundry or the person on the other end of the phone line. I realize this sometimes only after they raise their voice to tell me something again. Or act out to get my attention. This always makes me feel guilty, vowing to try harder.

I wish I could put aside all of my stresses – and there are many big ones I deal with every day –when it comes to taking care of them, instead of letting those stresses spill over messily into my precious family time.

I have friends whom I think are better mothers. I imagine: what would she do in this situation? Or how would she handle this? Probably with more patience, I think. Less frustration, most likely. More accepting, I bet. This helps me be better in the moment, or sometimes the moment has unfortunately passed, but I’ll try to remember for next time.

I’m not a perfect mother. I’m a work in progress. But, I hope my children know how much I love them, and how much I think of my own imperfections, so that one day, we all could not be prouder of the mother I have become.

Posted originally on Momicillin.com.

My Holey Life

noreply@blogger.com (Fizzy) — Wed, 01 May 2013 11:00:00 +0000

I desperately need to go shopping.

I am a physician, a professional, a role model, etc. Yet this is what the sole of my shoe looks like:

This is my underwear:

The cuff of my pants:

My socks:

(In my defense, those socks are only about a year old. I think our dryer eats clothing.)

And just in case you had any doubts in your mind that I am about as far from perfect as you can get, here's a photo of my child on a leash:

No, you can't pet her. But thanks for asking.

Guest post: Two weeks

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:00:00 +0000

I know I am imperfect all the time, but I felt particularly so during my recent two weeks on the wards. Although I enjoy teaching the team of residents and students and doing some intensive patient care, it is also very hard. And this was my first time on the wards since maternity leave, which was even harder.

One Saturday night, I was getting ready to leave the hospital at 8 pm. My team had been admitting during the day and dealing with some other complicated issues, so I had stayed late. I could have stayed even longer, but it was getting to be Baby’s bedtime. I wanted to be at home for that and the team was under control. Guilt-about-staying-at-work was slightly stronger than guilt-about-going-home, so it was time to go home.

I called my husband to come pick me up. On weekend nights, there is no parking near where we live and we’re better off walking rather than moving the car. We are within a 30-minute walk from the hospital. We decided on the phone that Daddy would bring Baby in the stroller and we would all walk home together. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Baby usually likes walks in the stroller, but not this time. He cried almost the whole way home. And so did I. He was hungry and tired and wanted his mama. I was hungry and tired too and could not stand the sound of his distress. Of course, it also started raining on us. Not our finest hour.

He forgot about all this as soon as we got home and put him to bed, but I continue to feel bad about being torn between work and home. I have to remind myself to focus on the positive though. Despite having a very busy service, I managed to sneak over to the OB floor to pump every 4 hours or so and sustain Baby’s feeding. I am glad that my difficult weeks are interspersed with some easier ones, when I can spend more time with him. And I am thankful that Baby has a wonderful Daddy to help take care of him. All we can do is our best, even when it doesn’t always feel like enough.

TaborF blogs at Tea with Dr. Tabor.

Why doesn't your mom just...

noreply@blogger.com (T is @Kind4Kids) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 17:00:00 +0000

Setting: tree pollen infested suburb of our nation's capital, springtime

Characters:
son's friend (unaffected)
son (with puffy eyelids and superficial excoriations on arms/back/legs)
mom (pediatrician, imperfect)

Act I: morning, breakfast

MOM: (places drops in son's eyes, sprays up son's nose, 10 ml syringe generic nonsedating antihistamine in son's mouth). Have a good day, sweetie.

SON: (blinking, sniffing, rubbing, scratching... yet smiling.) Thanks mom.

Act II: school, lunchtime

SON'S FRIEND: (inquisitively) Hey, why doesn't your mom just take you to the doctor?

SON: (emphatically) Because my mom is a doctor.

-- The end --

Summary: A mother in medicine recognizes that despite everything she (as a pediatrician) knows how to do, and everything she (as a mother) wants to do for her son, she is imperfect in her ability to cure all. Drops, sprays, creams, liquids for her patients... plus kisses for her own son.

Epilogue: This mother in medicine recognizes, more painfully, that she cannot prevent or cure cancer in her own parents. She can understand and translate the fast talking teams of surgeons, anesthesiologists, oncologists, radiologists. And she can be there with support, a lot of love, and a little laughter amidst the tears.

Guest post: The Medical Student Mom Guilt

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:00:00 +0000

I knew I was crazy on probably the eighth hour into the first leg of the drive. I was perhaps one of the only people in my medical school class I knew of that took their family along for the ride that was two, back-to-back away rotations. Both of them were located quite a distance away. Through the magic of Disney movies and some well-planned vacation weeks in between rotations, I managed to break up the tough, away schedules and lengthy drives with visits to family along the way. Sounds insane, right? What sort of mother takes their toddler out of Mother’s Morning Out (ironically named since my husband is the stay-at-home dad) to traverse the country with nonstop Cars, Over the Hedge and Disney movies?

Needless to say, I felt horribly guilty. It’s the same guilt you feel when you judge yourself against the mothers who have their children in play-based preschool programs. You know the ones. These are where the kids gather eggs every morning, feed bunnies and take woodland walks. Except your child is not that child. My toddler was the kid sitting in the car watching another run of Mater’s Tall Tales while their mother drags them cross-country for a rotation. Sometimes it gets a little lonely to keep hearing, “I can’t believe you brought your family to your aways.” Let’s not even talk about interview season. That is a whole ‘nother post of mother failure, right?

This guilt was nothing new to me. I blamed myself throughout medical school. Whether it was working on USMLE World from my mobile phone while holding my kid as he watched Sesame Street in the mornings, or it was trading my son out in shifts when I was newly postpartum so I could prepare for a test, I never felt like I was giving him what he deserved.

Was I a horrible mother? Medical school has definitely not made me the homemade baby-food making mama I had hoped to be, and I am horribly embarrassed to announce that my son is still not potty-trained. We gave up our apartment at the end of this year, and we moved home with my family to save money and help some family members in need of care. We will also visit some other family directly after graduation, so I seriously wonder if he is ever going to sit on a potty without hysterical tears until we finally get settled in our new home for residency.

I judge myself constantly. If I were not a medical student mom, I could have given my child a more even-keel life filled with playgroups, museum activities, more reading and less TV. Should I be doing those things despite needing to study and handle school and fatigue? Should I have done more anyway? Maybe sucked it up, because darn it – medical school moms are supposed to be smart and manage the house and family? Having it all and doing it all, right?

Now I’m looking backwards. I am less than two weeks from graduation as I write this, and I still judge myself for decisions I made in medical school. We did survive the away rotations despite living in a 350-sq ft apartment for one of them. We survived each of the Step exams and third year. We even survived a crazy interview season that involved many flights, and I matched somewhere that is perfect for my family. However, did I do enough of the right things to balance out the wrong ones? Should I just be thankful Sesame Street and Super Why! have taught my toddler all his letters and numbers? (Thanks PBS!) I don’t really know, but I console myself that he is a loving, sweet toddler who seems to somehow really love me. I don’t know if mothers can have it all anymore, but I do know that I’m sure going to keep trying to be a good mother and a good physician, and I think that will be the “all” I want.

ToddlerMamaMD blogs at Mommd.com.

Imperfection Trumps Perfection

noreply@blogger.com (Gizabeth Shyder) — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:00:00 +0000

I used to think that being perfect was the ideal. Now I embrace imperfection. It all started a few years ago, when I got divorced. I have written here a little about my divorce before, not wanting to repeat myself, but time and experience brings fresh perspective to the past.

My marriage to my physician ex, my kid's dad, started to go downhill when I was in residency and we started a family. Neither of us were equipped to have intelligent discussion about it, so we shoved our problems under the rug, I as much as he. I projected an image to the world, my world - residents and attendings and future job possibilities - that everything was peachy keen. Turns out the person I was most fooling was myself. It took a long time and a lot of counseling to admit that; first to myself, then to him, then to our world.

I feared honesty. Mostly for my kids. Sure, all marriages struggle, but ours was gasping for air. My daughter, Cecelia, at age 4 could see it. "Mom, how come we never do things as a family? I do things with daddy, and I do things with you. Aunt Annie and Uncle Dave seem so happy - they touch and hug. Why don't you and daddy do that?" Children's words cut to the quick. There comes a point when you worry that the fantasy you are creating for yourself and those around you is detrimental to your children. What was I modeling? Certainly not good relationship.

I recently read a book from one of our guest posters, Melissa Yuan-Innes, called The Most Unfeeling Doctor in the World. She writes comical and insightful short essays in this one of her many books about medicine. The essay I am remembering while writing this post describes her desire to switch from a Type A to a Type B personality. She takes it on, Type A style, both successfully and unsuccessfully. Which is to say she mostly fails, but in her failure she wins awareness. We can't really change who we are, but we can damn well try and usually gain something from the effort. I empathized with her as I read, jokingly (um, half seriously actually) thinking of her as my Canadian twin.

I hike. I do yoga. I run. I read voraciously. I drink way too much coffee. I am a single mother. I am a doctor. I burn the candle at both ends. I do the best I can with the Type A personality that was hard-wired from birth. Everything I attack is Type A - parenting, relationship, and work. If I find myself with a short block of free time I reflexively fill it with activity, only later reflecting that I might have spent it better sitting on the couch and staring into space. It's hard for me to unwind. I can't change that, but I can change how I view outcome. I am not perfect, no matter how hard I try. And I'm finally coming to the conclusion that it's all right.

I am the epitome of imperfection. A few years ago, it would have killed me to admit that. Now it is freeing. I am free to embrace my kid's stepmom as a wonderful addition to our lives. I am free to embrace my true feelings around life situations. I get mad, I get sad, I get happy. My children experience this, the messiness of me and my life, whereas before I was a shell of a human being covering up all my emotions. I think this allows them the freedom to express themselves as well, warts and all. If I can allow myself to brag on my kids (this is the perfect forum) my daughter is a Duke/TIP scholar in math, an avid late into every night reader, and a creative singer/songwriter who hits the mike running every week at a recording studio. My son is a math genius (according to his teachers), another avid reader, and carries so much emotional intelligence in the first grade that I get e-mails from his teacher about specific incidences with peers and adults that transform the classroom into a mini-utopia. But my oh my those siblings can Fight with a capital "F." And sometimes Cecelia gets into moods that rival the worst teenagers - Ack, at 10 already, who knew? Sometimes I get ruffled - she is wildly intelligent and preys unconsciously on my weak spots - and yell back. But we ride it out, and we learn from it. It makes us closer as a family.

I created all this. We created this. The good and the bad. Me, their dad, their stepmom, all of our extended family and support. It's not perfect, it's perfectly messy. But there is something amazing underneath. Perfection, bah. Toss it out. Until you do, you cannot fully embrace life; because life is imperfection. When you accept that notion, all you Type A MiM's or future MiM's out there - that is when life truly begins.

Guest post: I stopped worrying so much

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:00:00 +0000

I’m six months into motherhood and I’ve decided to stop worrying. My husband and I waited until well after residency finished to start a family, mostly to make sure that we were secure in our lives but partially because I know way too much. I was concerned that I would spend what energy I had left worrying about every last thing – did the baby move enough today, did I drink enough water, my feet are swollen and could that mean that my blood pressure is up? During pregnancy I decided to leave all the worrying to my obstetric colleagues (not that there was any worrying to be had – my pregnancy was uneventful and I delivered two days before my due date). After our daughter was born I worried about every last thing. What is that rash? How many times did she poop today? Is she sleeping enough? Can I get all the laundry done today? How will I go out to get diapers if she’s eating for 30 minutes every 90 minutes? Did I eat lunch today? Why hasn’t she started rolling over yet? What if she doesn’t like daycare?

Our darling girl is now six months old. She has turned out just fine despite all my distress and disquiet. I was fortunate enough to be able to exclusively breastfeed her for the first six months. She has had no major illnesses. She is developmentally appropriate. She sleeps through most nights without needing my services. She’s a champion traveler. She enjoys daycare and all the kids there. We have yet to run out of diapers.

I’m making a commitment to worry less. The laundry can wait – it’s more important for me to spend time playing with her while she’s awake. I can fold laundry after she goes to bed. It’s cheaper for me to make my lunch but if I don’t make it to the store because we’re having fun or because it interferes with naptime, then I can buy my lunch. I will worry less the more time I spend with her because it reassures me that we’re all doing fine. We’re alive, we’re breathing. We have a roof over our heads and (sometimes wrinkled) clothing on our backs. When I start to become distressed over something, I stop and remind myself that we’re quite alright. There will be plenty of things for me to obsess over in the future. Right now, I’m going to enjoy my baby girl and how much joy she’s brought to our lives.

MiM Mail: New mom starting residency

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:00:00 +0000

Hello!

I am starting family medicine residency in June when my baby girl will be turning just 6 months old. My husband and I live apart due to his work, but he visits once a week. While I am excited to start residency, I am scared of babysitting issues (besides the price) as I practically live like a single mother. I suppose I am seeking words of wisdom and encouragement from MiM, as I am afraid of the guilt and afraid of being bitter about my career choice when facing the fact that I will spend most of my salary to pay someone else to raise my child for 3 years. Can I enjoy motherhood and residency at the same time?

Thank you!

I am getting old....

noreply@blogger.com (Fizzy) — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 06:30:00 +0000

Last weekend, I took little Mel to a carnival, and BOY did that make me feel old.

I bought an armband to get unlimited rides because, hey, it's a carnival. About sixty seconds after buying the armband, I deeply regretted this decision. I think it was when I watched the passengers on one of the rides careening over my head and I almost threw up. I almost threw up just from watching the ride.

The first ride Mel and I went on was the ferris wheel. That seemed like a safe bet. It just went up and down, no spinning, no turning, nobody on the ride was screaming. But as it turns out, I'm now afraid of heights. When did that happen?

I wanted to keep my feet on the ground after that, so Mel convinced me to go with her into this funhouse. It was very much like this funhouse. However, unlike Olivia Newton-John, I almost killed myself trying to get through the rotating circle. Believe me, there was nothing sexy about my attempts to get through that stupid funhouse. Every time there was a spinning or rotating thing that I could avoid, I tried to do so. And the funhouse ended with a slide. Let's just say that I can't go down a slide anymore without spraining some muscle beginning with "gluteus."

As soon as she got out, Mel said she wanted to go again. I suggested she go herself. And the time after that too.

Next we got to a ride that was called "Optical Illusion." I figured, how bad could this be? It's just an optical illusion! When I got inside, it was just a single stationary walkway where the walls had spinning dots. But nothing was actually moving. Except the second I stepped into the walkway, it literally felt like the universe was rotating. I almost collapsed. I came running out the entrance, saying I couldn't go through with it.

After that, I mostly let Mel go on rides by herself. I noticed at that point that I was the only adult who was dumb enough to buy an armband.

When it was getting time to leave, I told Mel that I'd go on the Tilt a Whirl, because she'd been begging to go and she was scared to go alone. I was almost having a panic attack while we were waiting for the ride, but I kept telling myself it would be okay. Sure enough when we got on the ride, it was a lot of fun. But the second I got off the ride, I wanted to DIE. I was dizzy, nauseous, and I had a splitting headache.

Best of all, Mel still had tons of energy and wanted to ride like ten more things before we left.

I don't get it. When I was a kid, I used to LOVE all those rides. Tilt a Whirl was my favorite! What happened to me??? When did my brain decide that spinning and whirling isn't fun anymore?

Next topic week: On being an imperfect mother

noreply@blogger.com (KC) — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:00:00 +0000

We mothers in medicine may be very different. We've chosen different specialties, have one child or multiple, have stay-at-home husbands or husbands who travel for work more often than they are at home, are of advanced maternal age or had kids at an age earlier than average, have different ideas of a balanced life. But, I can guarantee we have at least two things in common: 1) we are trying our best for our children; 2) we are not perfect parents.

Our next topic week starting April 29 will be about celebrating our imperfections. (During topic weeks, we feature posts by our regular contributors and guest posts submitted by readers, all centered on a specific topic. During previous topic weeks, we've covered everything from a day in the life to work life balance to childcare.Well, they started as topic days but we realized we had so many posts that we needed to spread them over a week to avoid massive post fatigue.) Posts may cover anything related to being imperfect - confessions, reflections, laugh-with-me-so-I-don't-cry stories, personal philosophies on parenting, you name it.

We hope you will join in and write something for topic week. To be included, please send your submissions as a Word document attachment to mothersinmedicine(at)gmail(dot)com by April 28. Submissions can be anonymous. For more examples of past topic days/weeks, see Labels in the sidebar.

Thanks for reading and making MiM such an amazing online community.

Most Embarrassing Doctor Moments

noreply@blogger.com (Gizabeth Shyder) — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:00:00 +0000

I'm a tall girl. Not an amazon (wish!) but a healthy 5'9.5". So I like the handicapped toilet better than the regular toilets. I feel like I am sitting on a regular chair, rather than a child's seat. Much easier to get up afterwards.

Once, about five years ago, I went to the bathroom at work. Stopped in a public hallway one on the way to a thyroid needle in another building. Walked straight back to the handicapped stall and got situated. All of a sudden I heard someone speak. "It's ok Mom, just try to hold it. The stall is occupied. I am sure they will be out soon. Sorry for your wait." I looked down through the gap under the bathroom door and saw wheels. I was mortified.

I quickly attended to my business, all the while sweating and stressing. Not only was I an able bodied, ambulatory individual, I also had my doctor's coat on. I flushed, got dressed, and decided no way in heck could I walk out wearing that coat. I took it off, rolled it up, and stuffed it underneath my armpit. Took a deep breath, opened the door, and muttered my apologies as I escaped the bathroom to my needle.

I am still guilty of using the handicapped stall in restaurants, but not until after I have cased the area for those who might need it for reasons other than comfort. I have not since used the handicapped stall at my hospital, despite never having seen another wheelchair in that particular bathroom in the last five years.