Motivationalizer

Hammerzeit

2013-06-24T23:13:00.001+02:00

Here's a true classic for a comeback!

Ron Pual 2012

2012-02-12T20:02:00.001+01:00

Although I don't like to admit it, the well being of the USA affects all of us around the world, and even tho I cannot cast a vote myself, I wish Americans will come to realize that which has been blatantly obvious to the rest of us for quite some time - this man speaks reason! If you can lead by example, maybe the rest of us will find the power to banish our own corrupt, demagogic, self serving excuses of a government and live in prosperity once more, or indeed for the first time.

Policing a degrading society can only end in imprisonment of all of us, establishing a pillar of morality by which we can better ourselves will lead to freedom and prosperity. Think about it, this may be our last chance.

A warm front

2011-10-10T21:09:00.000+02:00

I bet the humidity is on the rise as well...

Motivational of the Week Roundup!

2011-07-24T03:57:00.000+02:00

Ok, so it's been a while but hey, what can you do...

I'm done with the MOTW gimmick, so here are the winners of all the 18 rounds that went by. 18 is such a nice number, three-half-dozens, I like it, it's a good number to quit at. Not quite round, but round enough.

So here goes, all one-and-a-half dozen motivationals voted best of the week by you guys:

Week 1: Ringo

I like this one because it's oh-so true.

Week 2: Bowling

Using sports equipment in a manner other than intended, always nice.

Week 3: Lego food

Worth all the lower intestinal effort it caused.

Week 4: Deception

Deceptively simple, pure genius.

Week 5: Motivation

Something all of us can relate to.

Week 6: Natural selection

Tampering with the laws of nature, playing god at it's funniest.

Week 7: Retards

This one's a bit... special.

Week 8: Water on mars

Beating NASA to it.

Week 9: Masturbation

Artificial adaptation to the joys of the internet.

Week 10: Balls of Steel

Tom Cruise would shit his pants...

Week 11: Procrastination

...

Week 12: Fuck it

You know the feeling.

Week 13: Opinions

And idiots get fat tickets.

Week 14: Iron Man

Seriously, this is my next Halloween costume!

Week 15: Bottled Water

When your alphabet is as fucked up as this you're bound to get something wrong.

Week 16: Photoshop

Sometimes it's just too easy.

Week 17: Not Giving a Fuck

A valuable life lesson.

Week 18: Economy

Some of us have it worse than others.

That's it for now, all the viewer top-rated motivationals, some motivational, some de-motivational, but all of them funny as hell.

Keep on truckin'!

Medication

2011-06-15T22:55:00.000+02:00

Double dose today due to the lack yesterdays dose, and boy do those meds look tasty right about now!

I like to sing-a

2011-06-15T22:53:00.000+02:00

I like to sing-a and never stop-a...

I must go

2011-06-13T21:05:00.000+02:00

Go my son, go to your people.

Motivational of the Week: Round #17

2011-06-13T20:53:00.000+02:00

Another week another round

It seems that many enjoy the full benefits of NOT GIVING A FUCK, grabbing first with 6 votes.

Sheer bravery seems insufficient to at least 4 of you, who prefer INSANITY.

Third place is torn between the ever rising GAS PRICES and the ever sweet I LIKE YOU with 3 votes a pop.

Keep up the high moral, and enjoy this weeks de/motivation. And don't forget to +1 ;).

Damn economy

2011-06-12T18:44:00.000+02:00

It's just terrible what people have to resort to in these trying times.

Condoms

2011-06-11T20:11:00.000+02:00

Someone hasn't read the instructions properly.

2 Pac on Mars

2011-06-10T19:59:00.000+02:00

That's one down, now let's find Biggy!

Mini golf

2011-06-09T20:48:00.000+02:00

I guess for them this is regular golf (I know, I'm a bad person).

Watch for ice

2011-06-08T21:08:00.000+02:00

Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they're polar.

Aim high

2011-06-07T22:31:00.000+02:00

Here, hold my beer and watch this!

Blame

2011-06-07T15:26:00.000+02:00

Sir, please step out of the vehicle!

Motivational of the Week: Round #16

2011-06-06T00:13:00.000+02:00

Lets get straight down to business.

Seems there are a lot of PHOTOSHOP freaks (counting 4 as a lot...) among us who get their kicks on screen rather than in a bar, if they only knew that after five beers all the ugly girls go home...

Next up, SNIPERS getting the support with 3 votes, I'm guessing that targets get progressively smaller with beer.

Now if this isn't IRONY, a three way tie for third place... SHIT GUYS, there's no way I can segue this into ENGINE SERVICING, or is there.

Enjoy another motivational week, and please don't hesitate to show some love to the +1 feature if you like what you see.

Gas prices

2011-06-05T23:58:00.000+02:00

The bike looks more and more appealing every day...

Blitzkrieg

2011-06-04T20:14:00.000+02:00

You gotta stop for kittens!

Reality II

2011-06-03T22:14:00.000+02:00

Although, "God did it" isn't an easy read either...

Insanity

2011-06-02T22:07:00.000+02:00

I'm not quite sure if he's got balls of steel, or is he just that stupid.

Picture unrelated

2011-06-01T21:05:00.000+02:00

This one's a classic, cause, I mean, it's three tigers in a bathtub. It was about time I posted this one.

I like you

2011-05-31T23:03:00.000+02:00

To balance out yesterdays poster.

Not giving a fuck

2011-05-30T23:49:00.000+02:00

Seriously, people should try this more often.

Motivational of the Week: Round #15

2011-05-29T22:39:00.000+02:00

So in case anyone noticed, I've been away for the past week on business, so I'm picking up from where I left off. Firstly the two motivationals to finish up last week, and then the missing Motivational of the Week summary.

Anyway, here goes:

It seems that BOTTLED WATER in a can is the biggest thing since sliced bread, winning the MotW with 4 votes,

Many of us (3 to be exact) still remember the good old days of 56K, back then the air was clean and sex was dirty,

Also, the importance of a good LOCATION is acknowledged in third place with 2 votes.

New poll's up, may the Motivation be with you!

Shit guys

2011-05-29T22:30:00.002+02:00

When you have to go you have to go!