tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265Thu, 24 Oct 2024 07:08:35 +0000bummersdouche bagsholidaysbad politicsbaltimorecharm city kitty clubdog shitfat politicshillary and big foodjohn mccainobamaperez hiltonpets(red) aids hiv redcampaign bono posers redwashing timesNY TimesPTSDagent orangeal gorebad behaviorbaltimore hapsbellebitsybookscindy mccaincolor and languagecrazy catcrazy shitcrumpingcuntdanceoffdavid lettermandead to medepressing documentariesdogdreamsdrunkennessdubyaeileen myleselectric junkyard gamelanenergy crisisexplotationfalafelfamilyfeminism?flying discsfoodfrustrationfucked upgardeninggiant vaginasglobal warminggrayhillary clintonhomehonfesthot haircutshrchummershypocrisyinaugurationinternetjim hightowerjohn mccuntjohn watersjokeslambda legallolcatsloldogslovelunar eclipsemadonna save the worldmemorial daymenstruationmississippimonsantoneighborsnet neutralitynew attitudenew housenew yorkno cuntry for old manone night two partiesoptimismpetaphsdradical bookstoresrecyclingrednecksreligionrepublicanssarah palinsewagesex toyssocksstresstaxestestosteronethe wartomatoestrans issuestransphobiatravelstwists of fatetwo girls one cupunsocial bloggingverizonwe need a carwhy the mainstream media sucksxmashttp://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)Blogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-1742049206042362957Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:00:00 +00002009-02-20T09:23:49.967-08:00Because I assume that all eight of my sexy readers are personal friends (except those two guys who wound up here by keyword search after I blogged about 2girls1cup and the primary debates, and I'm guessing that was a one-hit thing), you've probably heard me utter this phrase once or twice before. But seriously. What the fuck IS wrong w/people?Several years ago, I was in NYC on a date gone http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-fuck-is-wrong-with-people.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-2833210108557961191Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:25:00 +00002009-01-07T08:28:46.528-08:00holidaysinaugurationnew attitudenew houseobamapetstestosteronetravelsYoo hoo...is anybody out there?Alright then. Turns out that when I'm not getting paid for it, I'm an incredibly inconsistent blogger. What the heck. I'm good at lots of other stuff.All the same, I'm not throwing in the towel yet. For those of you who are interested, here's what we've been up to (to be followed, within a few months, by either another random bit of "what we've been doing" or http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2009/01/yoo-hoo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-6576152501991770456Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:30:00 +00002008-10-24T21:32:13.519-07:00crumpingdanceoffjohn mccainobamasarah palinhttp://view.break.com/592648 - Watch more free videosIs it just me, or is this kind of the funniest shit ever.http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/10/crumping-you-can-believe-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-2241821912741558780Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:34:00 +00002008-08-27T09:28:22.548-07:00Jeez. Where to start. A friend of mine is starting a new blog and got me all inspired to write, even though I've got a million things to do before I head out to the west coast -- for almost a month -- on Thursday. Thanks, K. I'll be linking to her when she gets it up (no pressure :)What I guess I'll do is treat you to a stream of consciousness about some of what I've been up to since I http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/08/mermaids-and-drunken-bigots-and-yes-new.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-6302079942533070583Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:55:00 +00002008-06-19T19:38:41.313-07:00bad behaviorcindy mccaincuntjohn mccainjohn mccuntno cuntry for old manrednecksrepublicanswhy the mainstream media sucksDon't believe me?Check it out yourself here and here.Now, swallow hard (because I know you just threw up in your mouth a little) and gulp back your contempt for the big baby reporters in Arizona who witnessed the exchange and never reported on it--in fact, just ignore your contempt for the mainstream media entirely--long enough to forward those links to anybody you know who might be fool enough http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/06/mccain-called-his-wife-cunt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-2774646363169736481Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:17:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:00.825-08:00explotationfat politicshonfesthypocrisyjohn watersperez hiltontrans issuesMaybe I'll just make this a monthly blog. :)So last weekend Mr. Man and I went to Honfest with a couple of friends. For those of you who are unfamiliar, Honfest is a marketing scheme for Cafe Hon a celebration of Baltimore's "hons," those bygone, beehived queens of kitsch who peer through cat-eye glasses and say stuff like "how you doin' hon?" Actually, everybody in Baltimore says that.Anyway,http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/06/wwjwd.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-4611412768330402075Tue, 27 May 2008 04:07:00 +00002008-05-26T22:41:39.843-07:00drunkennessdubyamemorial daymenstruationSo there I was today, laying down on the couch for a late afternoon "nap" (actually I was sleeping off the early afternoon beers--Mr. Man has been away the last few days, and I've found myself treating my menstrual cramps with daytime drinking, which is a pretty fun way to treat them, as it were) when I thought I heard something. Not a drunken neighbor screaming--too early for that. Not a http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/05/awesome-group-of-people.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-914153188181038549Sun, 25 May 2008 17:15:00 +00002008-05-25T11:28:04.625-07:00Long time no see, sexy readers. I am not sure whether I could get any lamer, but I've been covered up by paid blogging and other work, and often have a hard time getting down to it, so truth be told, I've been spending too much time on the couch with my laptop, surfing stupid news and playing stupid games. Then I feel guilty so I end up "working" 10 hrs but billing for 6 because I was so http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/05/oh-yeah-i-have-personal-blog-too.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-569735210765131882Thu, 01 May 2008 23:14:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:01.301-08:00That's right, y'all...my recent lack of posts springs from the fact that I was in N'awlins for the last 8 days. I just got home last night, have now been in town for about 24 hrs, and have now caught myself humming I Wish I Was in New Orleans about 2,000 times.Holy smokes. As luck would have it (good or bad, depending on your viewpoint) I launched a new blog for one of my clients the very same http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/05/back-from-big-easy-which-should-be.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-7094135540736219081Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:45:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:01.507-08:00bummersdavid lettermandead to medouche bagslambda legalperez hiltontransphobiaYesterday, Mr. Man had an assignment (have I mentioned that Mr. Man is a schoolboy?) to write a bunch of aphorisms. In the midst of digesting the fact that Lambda Legal, a self-described LBGT legal defense fund, has ads running on Perez Hilton (who I've finally decided is too ignorant and transphobic to read anymore--read on), he decided to write some about the unspoken "lessons" one can learn http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/04/adios-amigo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-1656501212737383034Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:26:00 +00002008-04-14T23:48:03.456-07:00baltimorecharm city kitty clubtwists of fateFor the first time in many, many years, this Mouthy Femme (would it be strange for me to start referring to myself in the 3rd person as "the MF?") has joined a club. In fact, I don't know that I've ever been in a club. I "started" a few clubs throughout my awkward years with groups of friends, but we just hung out in their basements or wherever and I don't ever remember them going as far as a http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/04/me-yow.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-4876057024396435998Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:52:00 +00002008-04-10T11:30:49.358-07:00bookscolor and languageradical bookstorestaxesunsocial bloggingI was tagged yesterday by the fabulous and uber-gay Rouge to take part in a chain letter-style thingy where bloggers post random quotes from whatever book they pick up. Looking back, that sentence doesn't really seem to make sense, so here are the rules:1. Pick up the nearest book of 123 (or more) pages.2. Open the book to page 123 and find the 5th sentence.3. Post the next 3 sentences.Ok. So Ihttp://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/04/youre-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-432560739723339897Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:59:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:01.652-08:00dog shitdouche bagsfalafeljim hightoweroptimismAs of Monday, a full 5 days after we alerted our douchebag landlord to our toilet woes (and a full 48 hrs longer than he had, legally, to fix it) we were back in business, bathroom-wise. But the shitstorm that has plagued us since we moved here has yet to abate--that douchebag (perhaps I should just start referring to him as the DBLL) got so stressed and pissed about all the money he's spent http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/04/flushing-away-but-still-more-shit.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-7287728947693372376Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:24:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:01.907-08:00bummersdog shitdouche bagsmadonna save the worldsewagePardon my undying (even in the face of incredible un-funnyness) love for the pun. Mr. Man and I had an insanely shitty day today. Literally.It started first thing this morning with the toilet backing up on Mr. Man. Yuck!Then, I took the dog out to poop and there was a hole in the bag and I didn't see it before I stuck my thumb in dog doo. Dammit!Then, I got to hang out and watch our douche http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/04/thats-not-good.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-8689513807263608767Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:46:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:02.063-08:00energy crisishummersjokeswe need a carSo, if you've asked me or Mr. Man since we've moved how we're liking the Charm, we've undoubtedly answered "we really need a car" (although surprisingly, I haven't whined about it at all here). Public transport in Baltimore not being what it is in New York, and living across town from our few friends, is tough! Even tougher, poor Mr. Man's 15 or 20 mile commute to school has, on occasion, http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/04/on-road-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-4199771677051863679Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:32:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:02.425-08:00crazy catgardeningtomatoesI mentioned awhile back that Mr. Man and I are planning to do some backporch/rooftop/fire escape gardening this year. We started tomatoes a little over a month ago, which might have been a little early (we don't really know what the fuck we're doing, to tell you the truth--I've grown a few things by seed over the years, but never tomatoes, and never with any kind of expertise) but I guess we'll http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/if-you-ever-come-at-me-like-that-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-5005146440857617567Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:12:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:02.564-08:00So the blogging stuff is coming in fits and starts. Sometimes (lately, often) I just don't feel particularly inspired. Sure, there's a ton of blog fodder out there...Hillary just won't quit, the Spitzer scandal has got the media on a sex worker witch hunt but would rather titillate readers with photos and inuendo than engage in a real discussion about sex work (I'll skip the link rather than http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/maybe-what-we-need-is-to-get-shitfaced.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-898699750628929783Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:40:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:02.693-08:00I may be jumping the gun here, but it really seems like my Belle (aka Bella Donna) is feeling a little better after just a few doses of glucosamine and aspirin (as it turns out, though, she won't actually "eat anything." Gotta hide that shit in the raw meat she gulps down in hunks, or, as I did last night, pry open her jaws and poke it into the back of her throat. Good thing she loves me). It http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/is-it-really-you-spring.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-1386657864531256453Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:44:00 +00002008-03-24T09:33:10.721-07:00bummersdogflying discslolcatsloldogsloveI don't know how I missed this before, but as I was checking out Lolcats (aka I Can Has Cheezburger) this morning I noticed a link to its canine equivilent, Loldogs. There goes the rest of my day.In a little sadder news, our sweet thang of a dog, Belle (aka Chooch McGooch McGooner) is starting to suffer what we suspect is hip dysplasia. She's ok--she doesn't whine about it or anything--but it http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/first-sweet-then-bittersweet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-1023104833474959202Sun, 23 Mar 2008 15:22:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:02.821-08:00Celebrate Christ's big death day (or is it his resurrection day? Whatever.) by checking out the cute-ass entries to WashPo's "Peep Show" contest.Our faves? Hands down, "Nightmare in Pink" (number 3 in the flash rotation). Shout out, though, to number 8, "Peepator Craig's Wide Stance" and last year's "Marpeep Antoinette" (number 2).We'll be spending the day working and taking a break from Mr. http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/happy-easter-peeps.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-5367322395028864587Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:58:00 +00002008-03-13T15:55:46.961-07:00Apologies to anybody whose calls I haven't returned this past week--paradoxically, the communication breakdown we experienced last week was, for me, followed by a more voluntary lapse in communication--to put it plainly, I haven't felt much like talking to anyone.Half the roof blew off the building next door during a huge windstorm last week, and in so doing, knocked over our chimney, causing a http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/light-in-fog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-8349126649327622898Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:19:00 +00002008-03-06T17:31:46.627-08:00bummersfrustrationnet neutralitynew yorkverizonI'm not going to be one of those bloggers who apologizes for her absence--I think that's a little presumptuous, especially for a mouthy femme who has all of about 8 readers a day (you are by far the hottest readers a girl could hope to have, though, lovebugs). I am not, however, above acknowledging and explaining my recent lack of posts.First, we were in NYC again. Loverly. The glorious, http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/03/good-bad-and-babies.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-7923077492674635254Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:17:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:03.030-08:00agent orangehillary and big foodmonsantoWell.I hinted back in January about Hillary Clinton's shady choice to align herself with Joy Philipi, the fourth-generation "family farmer" whose hog farm is home about 2,000 unfortunate pigs. Philipi is also the former president of the National Pork Council, a "poster organization for corporate agriculture." (If you are unfamiliar with industrial pork production, you might take a painful look http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/02/clintons-and-monsanto-match-made-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-6250561769082790169Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:46:00 +00002008-11-12T21:49:03.229-08:00hot haircutslunar eclipseneighborsreligionOver the last two nights, the sky has been home to a full lunar eclipse, a satellite shooting, and a meteorite--well, millions of those, I guess, but this one happened to fall down in Oregon. Witness to only the first of these celestial happenings, I'll focus on that one.I was working late, having gotten started late as usual, I was parked here in front of my computer, and having surfed the web http://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/02/heavenly-haps.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231363102589175265.post-7881333145802095886Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:24:00 +00002008-02-14T16:26:34.743-08:00Happy V-day, y'allhttp://mouthyfemme.blogspot.com/2008/02/ps.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mouthy)0