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        <title> Moon (2009) -vs- Solaris (2002)</title>
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        <summary>Spreading out across America just in time to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the 1969 moonwalk, "Moon" is the latest little film that could -- made for $5-million -- about a very big idea. It comes to us direct from commercial director Duncan Jones who, helpfully I'm sure, is David Bowie's son. Dad's "Space Oddity" came out in 1969, the year that Neil Armstrong did the original moonwalk, and the year after "2001: A Space Odyssey" was released and blew the minds of a generation of stoned college students.  Besides being compared to the granddaddy of science-fiction, Jones's sci-fi thriller also references such films as "Silent Running," "Alien," "Outland," and even, in one key element, "Blade Runner." We've thrown our share of space films into the Smackdown ring against Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece," but it seems a fresher and more appropriate opponent for "Moon" is Steve Soderbergh's re-make of "Solaris." Both "Moon" and "Solaris" serve up disorienting helpings of the isolation of space, the sense that things are not what they seem, romance bent by quantum physics and leading men who think that, just maybe, they are losing their minds.</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157098466f970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="BZeditor_2" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157098466f970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157098466f970c-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span><strong>THE SMACKDOWN</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">.  Spending a weekend in, say, Fresno can challenge your sanity so just imagine what spending three years, alone, on the Dark Side of the Moon could do to scramble your sense of reality. Spreading out across America just in time to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the 1969 moonwalk, "Moon" is the latest little film that could -- made for $5-million -- about a very big idea. It comes to us direct from commercial director Duncan Jones who, helpfully I'm sure, is David Bowie's son. Dad's "Space Oddity" came out in 1969, the year that Neil Armstrong did the original moonwalk, and the year after "2001: A Space Odyssey" was released and blew the minds of a generation of stoned college students. <a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style=" float: right;"><img alt="Space Oddities" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157098ef9b970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157098ef9b970c-320wi" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: black; border-right-color: black; border-bottom-color: black; border-left-color: black; margin-top: 3px; margin-right: 3px; margin-bottom: 3px; margin-left: 3px; " title="Space Oddities" /></a> Besides being compared to the granddaddy of science-fiction, Jones's sci-fi thriller also references such films as "Silent Running," "Alien," "Outland," and even, in one key element, "Blade Runner." We've thrown our share of space films into the Smackdown ring against Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece," but it seems a fresher and more appropriate opponent for "Moon" is Steve Soderbergh's re-make of "Solaris." Both "Moon" and "Solaris" serve up disorienting helpings of the isolation of space, the sense that things are not what they seem, romance bent by quantum physics and leading men who think that, just maybe, they are losing their minds.</span></p>

<p /><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Moon" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115718d9ec4970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115718d9ec4970b-500wi" title="Moon" /></a> <br /></span></font></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><span style="text-decoration: underline; "><strong>THE CHALLENGER</strong></span>. Although there are a few other characters, "Moon" is pretty much a one-man show starring Sam Rockwell who plays an astronaut finishing a three year contract to mine Helium-3 on the moon to ship to an Earth that's using it to achieve glorious clean energy independence. There is also a robot named Gerty to keep him company, one with the same flat energy of HAL from "2001," voiced this time by Kevin Spacey. The problem is that Rockwell's Sam Bell is nearing the end of a three-year shift and he's pretty much falling apart, physically and mentally. The facility is new enough, complete with videos, ping-pong (against yourself) and other diversions, but the antennae to communicate to back home is broken and all he can do is send "message units" and dream of having a real back-and-forth conversation some day soon. Then he discovers that he's not the only thing that's a little off and the story kicks into another gear that is unexpected, odd and uniquely human.</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Solaris" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115709887af970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115709887af970c-500wi" title="Solaris" /></a> <br /></span></font></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">THE DEFENDING CHAMPION</span></strong>. "Solaris" is also about the crushing isolation that distant space living can visit upon the men and women who decide to take on the assignment. The action takes place aboard a space station on a distant planet where two astronauts have died already and the survivors have sent back alarming messages. Chris Kelvin, a psychiatrist played by George Clooney, is sent to investigate. There's history here: the story was first told in a Polish novel by Stanislaw Lem, then made into a Russian movie in 1972 by Andrei Tarkovsky. This story kicks into high gear on the first night Kelvin (who sounds like a temperature) wakes up in the middle of the night and finds his wife, Rheya (Natascha McElhone) in bed with him. That would be weird enough, given that she was never on the passenger manifest, but it's odder still because she committed suicide the year before. </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">THE SCORECARD</span></strong>. Now this is tricky because both films have twists that have to do with the nature of physical reality, consciousness and emotion and the greatest part of the fun in both has to do with seeing how Sam Bell in "Moon" and Chris Kelvin in "Solaris" deal with the challenge. No spoilers for either.  In terms of pacing these revelations, however, "Moon" takes a lot more time getting there and "Solaris" jumps straight into it. For me, I'll go for the increasing dread of "Moon" over the disorientation of "Solaris." </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">As far as the acting goes, Clooney is good (he's usually good) but Rockwell is great. He gets to do more than just play himself in "Moon" and, as an actor, he makes the most of it. </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Steven Soderbergh does a fine job with "Solaris," coming off his "Ocean's 11" and "Traffic" in the years previous. For a rookie, though, you have to hand it to Bowie's kid, as he delivers a thoroughly realistic, credible, tense journey. I paid $14.50 to see this at Hollywood's Arclight Theaters, projected on a huge state-of-the-art screen and the moon never looked cheesy. It looked like the moon, more than the moon itself did when Armstrong kicked up some moondust on it forty years ago this July. This is a draw, but for Jones to stand in the ring and go punch for punch with Soderbergh is quite an accomplishment. </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">I guess one knock on "Moon" might be that Gerty, voiced by Kevin Spacey, seems so damn much like 2001's HAL that it almost goes beyond homage into copy. On the other hand, if you're on the moon with one main character to work with, you have TV transmissions and robot voices to work against and that's about it.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Both of these films are tonally spot-on. That's to say that they're both quiet most of the time and introspective, sort of the way you imagine it will be in space for those of us who are lucky and unlucky enough to go live there. In a world where a sequel to the "Transformers" kicks ass and makes history at the bx office, I kind of like that people still make films like "Solaris" and "Moon." Trust me, they're both true <em>science-fiction</em> and the current box-office champ is, as </span><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Harlan Ellison uses the term to diminish the product, just </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">sci-fi</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">.</span></span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; "><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">THE DECISION</span></strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. A lot of audiences never connected with "Solaris" because they didn't respond to the material like I did. And a lot of audiences will never connect with "Moon" because it's just not g</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">oing to get the exposure it truly deserves, crowded out of multiplexes by things that are louder and brighter and blow up more expansively. It's a shame.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">But you have an opportunity here and you should do what you can not to waste it. Currently, "Moon" is in limited release in Los Angeles and New York (and a few other places) and will be spreading out over the coming months. You should keep an eye out for it. When you see it in your neighborhood, use that fancy GPS on your new iPhone to track down that theater you've never been to before and go see <strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline; background-color: #ffff00; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">"Moon."</span></em></strong> Even if you have to pay the outrageous ticket price I just did, it'll still be worth every last penny.</span></p>

<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px; "><em><span style="color: #c00000; ">For more Movie Smackdowns by Bryce Zabel, </span></em></span><span style="font-size: 14px; "><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/bryce_zabel/"><em><span style="color: #c00000; ">CLICK HERE</span></em></a></span><span style="font-size: 14px; "><em><span style="color: #c00000; ">.</span></em></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><em><span style="color: #c00000; ">For a special "Where Were You?" essay on the 1969 Moon Landing, </span></em><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/newsviews/2009/07/moonwalk-40.html"><em><span style="color: #c00000; ">CLICK HERE</span></em></a><em><span style="color: #c00000; ">.</span></em></span></font></p></div>
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        <title>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) -vs- Transformers (2007)</title>
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        <summary>The Smackdown. Steven Spielberg reportedly convinced screenwriters Ehren Krueger, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman to script the current sequel in the Transformer's franchise by telling them not to think of it as a story of robots from space but the story of a boy and his car. In 2007, "Transformers" exploded on Earth, straight from the 1980s (Hollywood is so in love with the 80s) and, after its huge box-office success, it easily earned a sequel in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen." The studio was so eager to establish its new tentpole that it took less than two years for the sequel to follow the original into theaters, complete with the same cast, crew and director. When these things happen, the question becomes one of whether the sequel has learned lessons from its predecessor or whether it's running on fumes just to keep the cash cow milking. So, true to the spirit of the Transformer series, today's Smack is a knock-down intergalactic cinematic fight as we ask which film does robot-on-robot action better? And, yes, there is a boy and a car... The Challenger. With "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," Michael Bay spares no expense ensuring audiences get more bang for their $14 movie ticket. This time, a college-bound Sam Witwicky finds himself trapped in the ever-escalating war between the Autobots and Decepticons...again. See, a prehistoric Transformer called The Fallen intends to drain our sun to obtain the Transformer's life-force, Energon. Naturally, he'll then conquer the cosmos or achieve some equally impolite end (like chewing with his mouth open). But only Sam knows the location of this Energon machine due to a series of psychic visions. Now, Sam must lead the Autobots to Egypt where they wage war against The Fallen, his Decepticons, and Megatron...yes, that's right, Megatron's back too. Still want more plot? Don't worry; I just gave you half. Clocking in well over two hours, "Transformers: RotF" has enough plot for three trilogies. It's the only type of sequel you'd expect from Michael Bay: one that's bigger, louder, and dumber. The Defending Champion. "Transformers" was pitched to Michael Bay as a film about a boy getting his first car. Sounds nice. Really, it's about a boy caught between two groups of alien robots whose intergalactic war has crashed landed on Earth. Everyone's searching for the Allspark, a techno-mystical cube with the power to animate any mechanical form. By...</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 17px; "><span style="text-decoration;font-weight: normal; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571f93e73970b-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="BeauDeMayo copy" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571f93e73970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571f93e73970b-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span></span></span></strong></span></p><strong><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 17px; "><span style="text-decoration: underline;">T</span></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;">he Smackdown</span></span></strong>. Steven Spielberg reportedly convinced screenwriters Ehren Krueger, Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman to script the current sequel in the Transformer's franchise by telling them not to think of it as a story of <em>robots from space</em> but the story of <em>a boy and his car</em>. <span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; font-weight: bold; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571f9414b970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Page_1" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571f9414b970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571f9414b970b-200wi" style="width: 200px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;" /></a> <span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; ">In 2007, "Transformers" exploded on Earth, straight from the 1980s (Hollywood is so in love with the 80s) and, after its huge box-office success, it easily earned a sequel in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."  The studio was so eager to establish its new tentpole that it took less than two years for the sequel to follow the original into theaters, complete <span style="font-size: small; line-height: 17px; "><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">with the same cast, crew and director. When these things happen, the question becomes one of whether the sequel has learned lessons from its predecessor or whether it's running on fumes just to keep the cash cow milking. So, true to the spirit of the Transformer series, today's Smack is a knock-down intergalactic cinematic fight as we ask which film does robot-on-robot action better? And, yes, there is a boy and a car...</span></span></span></span></span></p></strong><p /><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157060d02a970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157060d02a970c-500wi" title="Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" /></a> <br /></span></font></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline; ">The Challenger</span></strong>. With "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," Michael Bay spares no expense ensuring audiences get more bang for their $14 movie ticket. This time, a college-bound Sam Witwicky finds himself trapped in the ever-escalating war between the Autobots and Decepticons...again. See, a prehistoric Transformer called The Fallen intends to drain our sun to obtain the Transformer's life-force, Energon. Naturally, he'll then conquer the cosmos or achieve some equally impolite end (like chewing with his mouth open). But only Sam knows the location of this Energon machine due to a series of psychic visions. Now, Sam must lead the Autobots to Egypt where they wage war against The Fallen, his Decepticons, and Megatron...yes, that's right, Megatron's back too. Still want more plot? Don't worry; I just gave you half. Clocking in well over two hours, "Transformers: RotF" has enough plot for three trilogies. It's the only type of sequel you'd expect from Michael Bay: one that's bigger, louder, and dumber.</span></span></p><p><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; " /><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Transformers" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115715601e7970b selected " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115715601e7970b-500wi" title="Transformers" /></a> <br /></span></font></p>

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<p><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline; ">The Defending Champion</span></strong>. "Transformers" was pitched to Michael Bay as a film about a boy getting his first car. Sounds nice. Really, it's about a boy caught between two groups of alien robots whose intergalactic war has crashed landed on Earth. Everyone's searching for the Allspark, a techno-mystical cube with the power to animate any mechanical form. By the end of the movie, I think I got that Megatron wanted this cube so he could create a new mechanical army to take over Earth... but that was after two brain-busting hours of claustrophobic action, syrupy slow-mo shots, self-aware jokes, and bombastic explosions. </span></span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Scorecard</span></strong>.  Both "Transformers" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" brim with elaborate action set-pieces, campy humor, and hyper-sexuality.  Industrial Light and Magic struggles in both films to design the Transformers in such a way that we can distinguish one from the other. Whenever a fight erupts between Autobot and Decepticon, the on-screen action tumbles into a jumbled mess of flopping, indistinguishable mechanical parts. Sure, I appreciate the high level of detail, but not at the cost of coherent action scenes. "Transformers: RotF" especially suffers from ILM's designs as Bay introduces a whole slew of new Transformers that simply blend together. It's hard to appreciate large-scale action sequences when I can't tell the good from the bad guys and thus, can't tell who's winning.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Now both films embrace Bay's typical low-brow humor. Again, "Transformers: RotF" probably suffers most in this category. Gags like Sam's mom lolly-gagging around a college campus after eating pot-brownies or the dangling wrecking ball testicles on a construction Decepticon aren't just dumb, they're insulting to the audiences' intelligence. "Transformers" had some corny moments, many centering around the Autobots fitting into Sam's suburban life.  However, none proved as gregarious and useless as those in "Transformers: RotF" where the jokes simply exist onto themselves and are cracked at the most inappropriate moments.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">While on the topic of insulting our intelligence, let's not forget Sam's girlfriend Mikaela, played by Megan Fox. When we first meet her, Mikaela is bent over a motorcycle in daisy dukes, applying lip gloss as she flirts with Sam on the phone. This scene alone establishes Bay's general outlook toward women in "Transformers 2: RotF."  Every female -- from college students to lip-lassoing Decepticons -- exist either as a love-dumb airhead or sexy vixen. In the first film, we at least got to see female Defense analysts and agents.  Even Mikaela, struggling to be more than just the popular girl, had a journey in "Transformers."  She doesn't just make pouty-kiss faces at the camera as she does this time around.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">But so far, both these films are guilty of the same crimes, with "Transformers: RotF" being a bit more to blame.  </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Now while "Transformers" had its healthy dose of claustrophobic over-plotting, "Transformers: RotF" proves that bigger is not always better.  Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman scribed both films, with Ehren Kruger joining them for this second outing. How much Michael Bay contributed to story, I don't know.  However, there seems to be constant tension between Bay's military sensibilities and the retro-camp feeling the scribes hoped to achieve. Looking at the dialogue (especially The Autobots'), one will notice its on-the-nose feel. What at first can be seen as just poor dialogue is really an homage to the 1980s cartoons, where Optimus Prime spoke in verbose monologues about sacrifice, virtue, and friendship. The writers spend a hefty amount of time establishing this cartoony world only to have Bay come in and try to merge it with real world military grittiness.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">In all his films, Bay has a clear love of the military.  Even "Transformers" suffered from the "I love the military" attitude of Bay. But in "Transformers: RotF," I actually began to wonder if this movie was financed by the United States Military. As the Autobots square off against The Decepticons, Bay continually forces the US military to have a role in the action. Whole portions of the climax play like "Join The Army" ads, showing extreme sports style camera POVS of soldiers parachuting into combat. We watch Higgins boats and jet bombers do their thing. And we spend way too much time listening to "Delta Four, you are cleared to blah blah blah at Vector blah blah bleh."  But yet, at the same time, there's this evil alien robot with a energy spear hopping around The Great Pyramids, reveling in his plan "to destroy the sun and kill mankind!" It just doesn't gel. It doesn't feel natural or organic--or balanced! </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Plus, isn't this a movie about big-ass robots? </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Where this really hurts Bay is that the military, at times, is actually more competent than Sam or the Autobots. Example: while a huge Decepticon destroys a pyramid, another character calls a battleship off the coast and orders them to use their "rail gun." What is this rail gun? I don't know. First time we've ever heard about it. So, the battleship unveils this hi-tech rail gun and proceeds to destroy the huge Decepticon (from miles away!) when all of the Autobots could barely handle it. But, as a contrivance, they never use this gun again. Even as smaller, more exposed Decepticons continue to fight and threaten mankind, the good guys never think, "Hey, that rail gun worked really nifty that time. Hm, how about..." </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Moments like these seem too hammed and forced. This, matched with the constant intercutting of military procedures and lingo, create a climax that's like a geriatric patient wadding through mud.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Next comes character.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">When the movie begins, you see that Sam's journey is going to be one of becoming a man. He's young and going off to college and his parents struggle to let him go. Now, more on his own than in the first film, Sam must rise to the occasion and lead the Autobots. Yet, isn't this essentially the same journey from the first film?  What you soon realize in "Transformers: RotF" is that you are watching "Transformers" all over again--only with more robots, more action, and more dialogue. Sequels like "The Dark Knight" or "Spider-Man 2" demonstrated that you must ask a new dramatic question of your characters.  The characters and the world must be explored differently, with new conclusions reached because of it. "Transformers: RotF" just retreads its predecessor's ground, adding nothing new.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">And don't count on the Autobots to make the story feel any different. For spending so much time humanizing the Transformers with intricate facial expressions and body features, Bay and his writers fails to apply that same level of attention to their character arcs. Optimus Prime and his Autobot friends do not change. Optimus is always the loyal, headstrong leader. Bubblebee is always the loyal, childish robot. Megatron is always uber-evil. They don't grow, they don't evolve as a result of their conflicts. They simply move through a set of action pieces toward the film's bombastic end.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">So now we're left with strict plot.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">"Transformers" was fairly standard in terms of its plot. We have a sympathetic character. He gets in trouble. Whoops!  Bad guys. Comedic moments. Action. Damn, things look severe. What? Yay! Good guys win!  So while I can't forgive the plot paradox of the Allspark being a object that can both restore and kill Transformers, I can say "Transformers" at least tried to give a cohesive movie-going experience. On the other hand, "Transformers: RotF" takes poor plotting to another level.<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;"> </span>The movie spends forty minutes establishing itself (which for a sequel, riding the world set down by the original, is sort of odd). It's beyond convoluted. Here, just watch:</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Sam is going to college and Mikaela is staying behind and while Sam's gone his parents are going to Paris to get some free time now that they've finally let their son go. But Sam touched a fragment of the Allspark from the first movie and now is having these mental breakdowns in class and drawing weird Autobot hieroglyphs everywhere. Meanwhile, The Autobots are working for the US government but at the same time they may be exiled by the government because the Decepticons are still causing a ruckus and the public is becoming more and more aware that there are gigantic robot aliens warring on the planet. But see, the Decepticons are spying on Earth in order to locate and resurrect Megatron (who died) so they can bring him to The Fallen who is the master of Megatron and wants to find this ancient machine that was left on Earth and will allow him to harness the sun's rays to get Energon which will then enable him to create an army and take over the universe.  </span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">We wait nearly an hour and a half for all of that to get set-up....just so we can understand what the hell is going on. What's worse? It doesn't stop there as Sam must journey to find an ancient Prime Transformer who space-jumps them to Egypt where they go on an Indiana Jones adventure trying to solve an ancient riddle about three kings so as to obtain a legendary alien artifact.</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Along the way, as we trudge through this near incomprehensible plot, we lose track of any character arcs, any themes, or any nuances that would make us appreciate this film as anything more than eye sex (and even still, it's that awkward, first-time sex). By the time we reach Egypt and the film's climactic battle, you actually find yourself rooting for the film to end regardless of who dies in the process. I was actually rooting for The Fallen to destroy the Earth so that the damn movie could end!</span></p>

<p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Decision</span></strong>. So yeah, I know, "Transformers" is not a great film. But it was understandable in terms of plot and character. There was something to hold onto in the journey of a boy becoming a man. But "Transformers: RotF" is just spectacle, and jumbled spectacle at best. It retreads its predecessors ground with more action and less class. So when it comes down to these two films, it's <strong><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">"Transformers"</span></strong> that offers us something more than what meets our eye!</span></p>

<p><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; "><strong><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><em>Editor's Note</em></span></strong><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><em>: "Tranformers: Revenge of the Fallen" had a five-day opening gross of $201.2 million from 4,234 theaters domestically. This trampled the $152.4 million earned by "Spider-Man 2," which previously held the five-day record for a Wednesday launch. <span style="color: #000000; font-size: small; font-style: normal; line-height: 15px; "><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 14px; color: #c00000; font-style: italic; ">Plus, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" nearly matched the best five-day gross of all time which was $203.8 million for WB's "The Dark Knight." </span></span></em></span></span><br /></span></font></p>

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        <title>Away We Go (2009) -vs- Juno (2007)</title>
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        <summary>Did you ever have to make up your mind? Both "Away We Go" and "Juno" are about those decisions that come from life that can't be fudged, postponed or ignored. Even though both films involve pregnant leads who aren't married to the fathers of their unborn, there's more here than childbirth.  Each film lets us see a big life question presented in a way that shows there isn't always a "right" answer. Sometimes life forces us to choose. To pick up on one and leave the other behind. Well, we have to choose now, too. Should we go with the the couple of thirtysomethings who have to decide where to make their stand with a new baby; or the teenage girl who has a "go-no go" decision to make about a baby of her own and the boyfriend who's in way over his head?</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570ba93fb970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="BZeditor_2" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570ba93fb970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570ba93fb970c-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> THE SMACKDOWN</strong></span>. <em>Did you ever have to make up your mind?</em> Both "Away We Go" and "Juno" are about those decisions that come from life that can't be fudged, postponed or ignored. Even though both films involve pregnant leads who aren't married to the fathers of their unborn, there's more here than childbirth. <a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571afab42970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Make" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571afab42970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571afab42970b-250wi" style="width: 250px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;" /></a> Each film lets us see a big life question presented in a way that shows there isn't always a "right" answer. Sometimes life forces us to choose. <em>To pick up on one and leave the other behind.</em> Well, we have to choose now, too. Should we go with the the couple of thirtysomethings who have to decide where to make their stand with a new baby; or the teenage girl who has a "go-no go" decision to make about a baby of her own and the boyfriend who's in way over his head?</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Away We Go" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570ba999e970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570ba999e970c-500wi" title="Away We Go" /></a> </p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; "><strong>THE CHALLENGER</strong></span>. "Away We Go" comes from the same director who gave us "American Beauty," Sam Mendes. The common thread in his work between these two films is the sharply drawn characters he finds living in an America he doesn't seem to like all that much. Written by the married couple of Dave Eggers and Vendela Vida, it tells the story of Burt and Verona -- who <em>aren't</em> married and are muddling through their lives knowing the clock is ticking, not biologically, but socially. Depending on who you talk to they're either nice or narcissistic, but either way they feel like their peers are getting along better than they are, they know something's wrong and they still haven't quite grasped what to do about it. When Burt's parents (Verona's are deceased) announce that they are moving to Belgium and, thus, won't be around to see their grandchild born, the young couple decides to hit the road, looking for a place that will have the right vibe to start their family (and, hopefully, their new &amp; improved lives). Then it's planes, trains and automobiles as the story bounces from Arizona to Wisconsin to Florida and finally lands in what, for them, is supposed to be the land of Hope. Along the journey, they run into a lot of parenting advice and all kinds of disappointing people.</p><br /><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Juno" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571afb142970b selected " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571afb142970b-500wi" title="Juno" /></a> <br /></p><br /><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; "><strong>THE DEFENDING CHAMPION</strong></span>. "Juno," as we all know now, was the indie darling of 2007. If you check, I think the "Top Critics" over at Rotten Tomatoes thought it was 100% fresh. On the other hand, the critics were nearly in agreement recently that "Transformers 2" should be shunned, a solidarity that apparently had little impact on the box office. The film comes to us as the debut script of Diablo Cody and the growing skill of director Jason Reitman. Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) steals the show as an original creation -- on one level she is the cliche sassy and bright teenager, but there's a depth to her added by her vulnerability that she also knows a lot less about how the world hangs together than she thinks she does. When she gets pregnant by Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera), the answer is not simple. She doesn't really love him, the sex was like an art project or something. But here's a movie that the rest of America should applaud Hollywood for making. She entertains an abortion but rejects it. Against all the social odds, she's going to have the child. It isn't easy, and we live with the consequences of her decision as she does. The film in inhabited by characters who fumble along, zigging and zagging, and showing off their magnificent imperfection.</p><br /><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>THE SCORECARD</strong></span>. There is a central flaw in one of these films that absolutely tubes its chances to win this Smackdown. More on that in a moment.</p><br /><p>Tonally, neither film is a full-on comedy or a full-on drama. They exist in that netherworld of heightened reality where life feels normal except the characters are a little better at the quick comebacks and the jokes they make don't fall flat like the ones most of us try.</p><br /><p>Neither of our leading ladies is ready to marry either of our leading men in these films. But Verona's refusal never makes sense at all and I'm trying to say this as someone who acknowledges that not everybody needs to get married, even people who are having children together. But this character seems like she should get married to Burt but she refuses. In "Juno," Juno isn't going to have the baby or get married but she shouldn't, not now. But the sweet friendship that ends the picture tells me that someday, maybe, they just might. "Away We Go" is not authentic; "Juno" is.</p><br /><p>Both films are chock full of actors like Jeff Daniels, Allison Janney, Catherine O'Hara, Maggie Gyllenhaal and others who, often by their presence, tell you the film is "indie." Or that this film will not have anything explode in it or have cars driven recklessly through city streets. But take Allison Janney who is in both films. Her character in "Away We Go" is so crass, broken, and awful that we cringe while her character in "Juno" is also edgy but in a way that is like a mother protecting her cub.</p><br /><p>There are even some stylistic touches that are the same. In "Juno," we have the title cards that divide the seasons and thus the pregnancy. In "Away We Go," those title cards divide the film by locations. Both use a lot of music but "Juno" had the fresh soundtrack that ended up on a billion iPods while "Away We Go" seems to traffic more in classic rock.</p><br /><p>In story, "Away We Go" is, as the title implies, episodic while "Juno" is far more focused. The couple in the latter stays while the story moves. Road pictures are great, but in "Away We Go" Mendes has chosen not to see his couple learn too many obvious lessons. They keep moving, but they don't appear to pull any lessons together until the very last moment. In "Juno," the decision happens earlier and the story chugs off in the direction of unpacking its aftermath. Overall, "Juno" feels more satisfying on this score.</p><br /><p>The characters in "Juno" seem almost note-perfect. Some of the performances in "Away We Go" are over the top. That's not necessarily bad, but it does make them seem more like vehicles for social commentary than flesh-and-blood. </p><br /><p>Now for that disqualifying blunder...</p><br /><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>THE DECISION</strong></span>.  "Away We Go" has a lot to recommend it. It's like an oasis of low-key in a summer movie season featuring robots, violence, and high-octane action. Here you can relax, watch a nice little film and know that the people behind it are Oscar approved. I liked a lot of it. I questioned the Maggie Gyllenhaal storyline as being just asanine and, even though there were some people like that in Eugene, Oregon when I lived there, I think they are fewer and fewer today. But the road-block to acceptance is the story of Burt's brother. His wife dumps him and, apparently, leaves without a trace. Burt and Verona tend to the devastated brother and his sad little daughter in Miami. The brother seems nice enough and his daughter is an innocent being harmed by a cruel mother. This should answer the quest. Burt and Verona seem to have found what they're looking for. There's your ending. They settle down in Miami, Burt reconnects with his brother, Verona practices real child skills and not theoretical ones with the daughter, and... well... Away We Go. </p><br /><p>Only that's not what happens. They move on and settle someplace else where they will be all by themselves. Huh? <span style="text-decoration: underline;">That's</span> the lesson? Nope, for me, the lesson was found in Miami and tragically rejected. What were the writers thinking? Why didn't Mendes challenge them? Why? Why is it better to go it alone? Isn't that the problem we face today, that all of us feel so disconnected? C'mon Sam, you blew this one.</p><br /><p>On the other hand, in re-watching "Juno" I was reminded how much I loved this movie and saw even more clearly why it was not only an indie darling but a cross-over success. If you miss "Away We Go," you can catch it again at home later (and be as thrown by the ending as a lot of people). But you might just enjoy re-visiting <strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline; background-color: #ffff00; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">"Juno"</span></em></strong> and saying hi to a very special friend.</p></div>
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        <title>Superbad (2007) -vs- American Pie (1999)</title>
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        <summary>Can you believe that it's been ten years since the release of "American Pie"? July 9 marks a full decade since Eugene Levy caught his son Jim doing, well, unspeakable things to innocent baked fruit. I remember while watching it thinking that it was a great comedy if only I could keep my teenage boys from ever seeing it. At the time, back in '99 when Clinton was riding out a rocky ending based on having oral sex in the Oval Office, it seemed kind of quaint to see the President of the United States getting impeached for doing something the kids in "American Pie" thought wasn't even real sex. Their theme was "All the Way by Graduation Day." Ah, nostalgia...

"American Pie" re-defined a genre and paved the way for "Superbad" to do it again eight years later in 2007. Both "American Pie" and "Superbad" remind us that you're never too old to relive the total humiliation of your teenage years, nor to remember (if you're a guy) just how much you wanted to get in the Club and to realize it might just be out of reach. 

Both of these raunchy films (with heart) give us groups of horny high school guys who would really like to have shed their virginity so they can truly relax and enjoy graduation, knowing that they will not have to spend the rest of their lives lying about what they did and did not do by the end of that fateful senior year. They know, apparently, that a diploma for merely passing classes is so not what it's about. Both of these films -- released eight years apart -- hit the gold with audiences of all ages and theaters during both releases were filled with actual screams of laughter. This ain't gonna be easy...but let's get started with the challenger...
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<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Smackdown</strong></span>. <span style="background-color: #ffff80; font-size: 14px; "><span style="background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>Can you believe that it's been</strong></span></span><em><span style="background-color: #ffff80; font-size: 14px; "><span style="background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong> </strong></span></span></em><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-size: 14px; "><span style="background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; "><em><span style="background-color: #ffff80; font-size: 14px; "><span style="background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>ten years since the release of "American Pie"</strong></span></span></em></span></span><span style="background-color: #ffff80; font-size: 14px; "><span style="background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>?</strong></span></span><strong><span style="background-color: #ffffff; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "> </span></strong>July 9 marks a full decade since Eugene Levy caught his son Jim doing, well, unspeakable things to innocent baked fruit. I remember thinking that it was a great comedy if only I could keep my teenage boys from ever seeing the film. At the time, back in '99 when Clinton was riding out a rocky ending based on having oral sex in the Oval Office, it seemed kind of quaint to see the President of the United States getting impeached for doing something the kids in "American Pie" thought wasn't even real sex. Their theme was "All the Way by Graduation Day." Ah, nostalgia...</p><p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; "><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="float: right;"><img alt="Classic-Prime" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571d08e60970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571d08e60970b-120wi" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;" title="Classic-Prime" /></a> </span>"American Pie" re-defined a genre and paved the way for "Superbad" to do it again eight years later in 2007. Both "American Pie" and "Superbad" remind us that you're never too old to relive the total humiliation of your teenage years, nor to remember (if you're a guy) just how much you wanted to get in the Club and to realize it might just be out of reach. </p><p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">
 Both of these raunchy films (with the now obligatory "heart") give us groups of horny high school guys who would really like to have shed their virginity so they can truly relax and enjoy graduation, knowing that they will not have to spend the rest of their lives lying about what they did and did not do by the end of that fateful senior year. They know, apparently, that a diploma for merely passing classes is so <span style="text-decoration: underline;">not</span> what it's about. Both of these films -- released eight years apart -- hit the gold with audiences of all ages and theaters during both releases were filled with actual screams of laughter. This ain't gonna be easy...but let's get started with the challenger...</p><p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Superbad" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201053627b1a0970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201053627b1a0970b-500wi" title="Superbad" /></a>
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<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Challenger</strong></span>. By the time "Superbad" came out, the option of somehow keeping my kids from seeing it had pretty much expired so I threw in the towel and went with my teenager. We'd just returned from a family vacation, jet-lagged as all hell but, as it turns out, this film was so entertaining and outrageous that the last thing you will ever do while watching it is go to sleep. As written by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (who named the two leads after themselves), the film starts with dick-jokes and similar raunch and never stops but, the thing is, the dialogue all feels very fluid and confident, even if underneath it all, it's also just a little sad. The point is, most reviews will now tell you, it's really not about the sex-jokes, it's about the friendship between Seth (Jonah Hill) and Evan (Michael Cera). Well, yeah, and the sex-jokes. A third-wheel friend, Fogell, played by new kid Christopher Mintz-Plasse pretty much steals the show and the moniker "McLovin" has probably forever entered the nation's vocabulary. These Three Musketeers have two goals for the evening of the last night of high school: first, supply booze to a party being thrown by a popular girl so they can achieve, second, some kind of sexual experience, no matter how messy and potentially humiliating.</p>
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<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Defending Champion</strong></span>. Don McLean's "American Pie" -- a sweet song if there ever was one -- was the #1 song when I was a kid, and it still sets me back that those two words will now forever be associated with sticking your penis is a piece of pastry. Oh, well. Another popular song that year was "Go All the Way" by the Raspberries which more accurately captures the moment. The plot in "American Pie," as directed by Paul and Chris Weitz and written by Adam Herz, involves high school buddies knowing that if they don't hurry up and get laid quickly, they are destined to go through life knowing their high school experience wasn't as "fulfilling" as someone else's. Jim (Jason Biggs) is the pie-defiler in this film, but it's his relationship with his dad (Eugene Levy) that takes the cake (er, pie). I've raised two boys now and I've never had to support Larry Flynt to do that properly, but it sure is funny here. In any case, Jim and three of his friends make a pact to lose their virginity and, in fact, pull it off on the night of the high school prom in one fashion or another.</p>


<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Scorecard</strong></span>. One of the problems with "American Pie" and the series of increasingly silly sequels it spawned is that the kids all look a little too old to be high schoolers. But, man, the three leads in "Superbad" do not have that problem. They feel perfectly cast. If you could find a control group of viewers who had seen neither film and give them only the scripts, it would be interesting to see what they would take away from each. </p>

<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Another big contrast is the actual appearance of parents. There aren't any in "Superbad," only a couple of cops as stand-ins who are as f'd up as the kids while, as noted, it's a central part of  "American Pie" and its comedy. Remember Mrs. Stifler? </p>

<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Which takes us to tone. Funny as it is, the relationship of Jim and his dad in "American Pie" is never truly real. Maybe I've just seen Levy in too many other silly roles, but you can't take him seriously. By stripping out the parents interacting with the kids, "Superbad" feels more authentic, except for the times McLovin' is out hanging with the cops who feel decidely un-real themselves. </p>

<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">The mission in the two films isn't simply to get laid. In "Superbad," it involves some major illegal underage drinking. These kids realize that there are women who sometimes get drunk and sleep with the wrong guys and they long to be "those guys." This is far closer in reality than what happens to the four boys of "American Pie." Personally, I think it's doubtful if even the allure of the prom is sufficient to get 100% compliance in the sex-before-graduation game.</p><p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Back in the summer of 1999, "American Pie" was a leading wave in moral boat-rocking. More than a few reviewers and parents groups were shocked that such material could be aimed at any age group, let alone teenagers. But it was and what was shocking then had become the norm by the summer of 2007 when "Superbad" gave us a five minute montage of intricately drawn sketches of the male sex organ. Is that a point scored for or against our culture? Unclear. But funny.</p>

<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Honestly, though, both films grabbed audiences big-time in the summers of their releases and, like I say, this one could go either way...</p>

<p style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Decision</strong></span>.  If I had to go back to my own high school days and ask myself which one of these films most accurately captured the time, I'd have to go with "Superbad." I had a friend who was a Seth who treated me like a Fogell but I thought of myself as an Evan. The mere fact that I can state that with a straight face pretty much tells you how universal this film really is. If you just look at the two films as high school comedies about friends, the call has to go to Seth &amp; Evan who feel like real friends and not Jim &amp; Kevin &amp; Chuck &amp; Steve who feel like comedic creations. So, as time goes by, I'm gonna remember Don McLean for "American Pie" and give the Smackdown win here to the new champ, <strong><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em>"Superbad."</em></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center;font-size: 14px; "><strong><em><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/coming_of_age/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 13px; ">Read more "Coming of Age" Smackdowns</span></a></em></strong></p></div>
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        <title>Public Enemies (2009) -vs- Bonnie and Clyde (1967)</title>
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        <published>2009-07-07T23:31:00-07:00</published>
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        <summary>Gangsters have occupied a rather over-elevated rung on the movie subject matter ladder since the first hand-cranked silents unspooled for the hungry hordes a century ago. Criminals lead such dramatic lives, so full of danger and tragedy and excitement that we naturally look to them for our movie myths and anti-heroes. We fantasize and fetishize these quintessential losers so dutifully that they continue to exude glamour and power some seventy-odd years past their reign of terror. Their Depression seemed more romantic, more photo-ready than our own, their poverty and hard times made picturesque by the passage of time. Criminal desperation and anarchic violence gets rendered literary and archetypal. So which film featuring the fall of which ill-fated bankrobber/lover makes the grade? Depp’s dapper Dillinger faces off squarely with Beatty’s Barrow.</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115719e5d1f970b-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="Sherry Coben" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115719e5d1f970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115719e5d1f970b-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span><strong>The Smackdown</strong></span>.  Gangsters have occupied a rather over-elevated rung on the movie subject matter ladder since the first hand-cranked silents unspooled for the hungry hordes a century ago. Criminals lead such dramatic lives, so full of danger and tragedy and excitement that we naturally look to them for our movie myths and anti-heroes. <a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115719ec824970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Page_1" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115719ec824970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115719ec824970b-250wi" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px; width: 250px;" /></a> We fantasize and fetishize these quintessential losers so dutifully that they continue to exude glamour and power some seventy-odd years past their reign of terror. Their Depression seemed more romantic, more photo-ready than our own, their poverty and hard times made picturesque by the passage of time. Criminal desperation and anarchic violence gets rendered literary and archetypal. So which film featuring the fall of which ill-fated bankrobber/lover makes the grade? Depp’s dapper Dillinger faces off squarely with Beatty’s Barrow.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Public Enemies" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570a9a50d970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570a9a50d970c-500wi" title="Public Enemies" /></a> </p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Challenger</strong></span>. "Public Enemies" (2009) ||  Michael Mann directs Johnny Depp in an ambitious fever dream version of the last gasp of 1930’s glamorous gangster life in Chicago. John Dillinger is the film’s centerpiece, released after nine years in prison only to be squeezed uncomfortably and fatally between two larger and far more deadly forces – the burgeoning FBI and organized crime. Dillinger and other infamous crooks meet their famous ends at the hands of Melvin Purvis and his nameless G-men.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Bonnie and Clyde" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570a9a661970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570a9a661970c-500wi" title="Bonnie and Clyde" /></a> </p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Defending Champion</strong></span>. "Bonnie and Clyde" (1967) ||  Arthur Penn directs a sterling script by David Newman and Robert Benton with an uncredited assist from the formidable Robert Towne. Glamorous Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway head up an otherwise convincingly hardscrabble Depression-era cast of exquisitely chosen character actors, Estelle Parsons, Gene Hackman, Michael J. Pollard, Gene Wilder, Denver Pyle, and Dub Taylor to name a worthy few. All the paint is peeling, all the midsummer heat and smalltown boredom wafts off the screen. Bonnie Parker meets Clyde Barrow, and the rest is history, an elegiac toboggan ride of doomed romance and dysfunctional family business.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Scorecard</strong></span>. As anyone who’s entered my inner sanctum can attest, Johnny Depp figures prominently in my personal not-so-terribly-private daydream world. No surprise then that I fairly sprinted to the theater to watch his latest incarnation, prepared to lose my heart and leave my head at the door. Alas, I did not fall in love. Something essential is missing in “Public Enemies.” While Dillinger’s popularity with the people is alluded to a few times, and several characters profess their fierce loyalty, no connections are all that apparent. The movie presents Dillinger as heroic, smart and essentially decent for a bad guy, but we learn nothing particular; most of the film is (let’s be charitable here) unclear. Depp’s Dillinger moves through untethered and underdrawn, unknown and ultimately unknowable. Even his instant attraction to Billie Frechette seems random and forced, not to mention astonishingly mutual given his remarkable extenuating circumstances. Their relationship, while central to the film, never quite rings true or specific. Just another bored hatcheck girl with a three dollar dress won over by a fur coat and a chance for adventure. Is infamy and inevitable loss really all that preferable to anonymity and boredom? You betcha. At least it is for this French Indian whore. </p><p>The film is crawling with award-baiting pedigree and indie cred. Actors who have registered elsewhere -- Christian Bale, Lili Taylor, Leelee Sobieski, Stephen Dorff, Giovanni Ribisi -- all fail to score big here, upstaged by a series of undistinguished and indistinguishable car chases, night gunfights, prison breaks, and bloody deaths. (Cast as scheming trainrobber Alvin Karpis, Ribisi’s uncanny resemblance to the real <a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fbi.gov/libref/historic/famcases/dillinger/dillingerfaces.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.fbi.gov/libref/historic/famcases/dillinger/dillinger.htm&amp;usg=__JAtQl2UYz8AlCE7fYY0sDGvUd_g=&amp;h=323&amp;w=450&amp;sz=112&amp;hl=en&amp;start=6&amp;sig2=-YlV0El6T7GrHFdieYysJQ&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=alT7lzOqycVqrM:&amp;tbnh=91&amp;tbnw=127&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bdillinger%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1&amp;ei=IPJLSu7GDNjcmQfn1MSiAQ">Dillinger</a> is remarkable.) Billy Crudup has some wicked fun mocking Hoover, and Marion Cotillard makes the most (or is it <em>moist</em>?) of her girlfriend role, plopping big tears from beneath her impossibly long eyelashes and executing an Austin Powers-style no-nudity bathtub scene. The lovers even stay curiously clothed for their one passionate love scene. I’m not complaining, mind you. I’m merely mentioning. These are two very big movie stars, and they have nothing to prove. Cotillard looks great and she’s clearly got some chops even in her non-native language, but her chemistry with Depp burns on a very low flame; and all their onscreen time together doesn’t generate much heat either.</p><p>It’s difficult to love a film or even to admire it when one spends two hours staring at characters we barely know. Famous and infamous names are dropped, and with other more successful gangster sagas solidly stored in my memory bank, I knew enough about Baby Face Nelson, Pretty Boy Floyd and Frank Nitti to make heads and a tail of this viscous stew, but the proceedings did precious little to expand my understanding of these stalwart go-to bad guys. The only fresh idea by my count was a little conceit about the syndicate cutting these indie operators loose as organized crime enmeshed with crimestoppers and became big business, crooked and profitable beyond these small time crooks’ biggest dreams. For all movie bad guys, retirement and relocation is perennially one big job away, the big job that never ever arrives.   </p><p>Melvin Purvis and his nameless cohorts on the G-man side of the cops and robbers game set their jaws and aim their guns, humorless, cruel, and incompetent Keystone Kops. Wrapped up in their state-of-the-art wiretapping technology, over-the-top informant questioning, and scientific investigation techniques, they manage to miss the actual object of their massive search multiple times over the course of the film. If Hoover is the government gavoon at the top of this topsy turvy good vs. evil pyramid, these guys are his buffoonish representatives at large. Actual crooks and hoods and killers play rebels without much of a cause, stealing from banks and treating civilians with an occasionally careless chivalry that can turn unfortunate.  </p><p>Yes, the big bad banks are perennial villains, and Hoover a smirking simp and ambitious pretender, and yes, we are in on the joke. But isn’t there more to this moviemaking stuff than serving up a reheated platter of hash with a patina of style and glamour? The Tommy Gun fights go on forever, a neverending Fourth of July fireworks show in the dark woods. Cars with their romantic running boards and shiny black exteriors whiz by in every direction over and over again. The banks with their art deco symmetry and painted ceilings dazzle. The bleak jail cells and prisons oppress. But does it amount to more than the sum of all these seen-it-all-before parts? Where’s the heart?</p><p>“Bonnie and Clyde” packs more than a period punch. It takes its sweet time developing characters and relationships so that every shocking act of violence, every shot, every hit, every betrayal, matters. Frank and adult, complex in its treatment of sexual dysfunction and family psychology, the film’s humor remains fresh, its insights still significant and smart. </p><p>That said, Dean Tavalouris’ impeccable art direction doesn’t miss a period trick in spite of the mid-sixties overly lit* cinematography. We are right there in the seedy fading small towns of Texas. Theadora Van Runkle’s costumes set off a beret-wearing, drop-waisted, menswear frenzy in the stores of the late sixties while managing to accurately mirror the historical era pictured in the still frames that start the film and tell everything you need to know about each character. The editing by industry giant Dede Allen remains modern and elegant. Standing tall, “Bonnie and Clyde” is still a technical masterpiece, made only slightly less marvelous in the forty-some years since its astonishing and groundbreaking debut. </p><p>(*A word on 1960’s Hollywood films and the tendency to light without apparent source. Ignore it. Overlighting was the best cinematographers could do at the time, and your learning to make allowances for technical limitations is worth the effort. Otherwise, you’ll miss out on film classics.)</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>The Decision</strong></span>. I truly thought this would be a much fairer fight. Even with its Tommy Guns blazing, even with its timely and relevant scenes of violent interrogation and the useless information and loss of moral highground that sort of thing might generate, even with Johnny Freakin' <em>Depp</em>, Dillinger can’t quite unseat Barrow and Parker. "<strong><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Trebuchet MS;">Bonnie and Clyde</span></strong>" and their band of sorry losers finally win.</p></div>
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        <title>Saving Private Ryan (1998) -vs- The Thin Red Line (1998)</title>
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        <published>2009-07-01T20:33:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-07-10T18:29:50-07:00</updated>
        <summary>War is hell. And until Steven Spielberg got involved, we'd never really experienced war through the eyes of a soldier. We'd come close, with filmmakers as diverse as Coppola and Oliver Stone all giving us their interpretations, but it always seemed to be at a safe distance. The viewer was taken on a journey, but not our own journey. Unlike Ron Kovic or Ben Willard, who undertake a journey for us, Spielberg attempted to give us our own experience in war without having to leave the cinema. "Saving Private Ryan," which graphically shows us the D-Day landings of a group of US forces in 1944, opens with an assault on the senses unlike any we'd ever seen. It thrust us into the heat of battle, the confusion and carnage of an assault that beggars description. It wanted us to know exactly what war is really like. </summary>
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            <name>Rodney Twelftree</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-weight: normal;"><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570f4a248970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="Twelftree" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570f4a248970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570f4a248970c-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span>The Smackdown</span></strong>. War is hell. And until Steven Spielberg got involved, we'd never<em> really</em> experienced war through the eyes of a soldier. We'd come close, with filmmakers as diverse as Coppola and Oliver Stone all giving us their interpretations, but it always seemed to be at a safe distance. <a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571e95938970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Classic-Prime" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571e95938970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571e95938970b-120wi" style="margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;" /></a> The viewer was taken on a journey, but not our <em>own</em> journey. Unlike Ron Kovic or Ben Willard, who undertake a journey <em>for</em> us, Spielberg attempted to give us our <em>own</em> experience in war without having to leave the cinema. "Saving Private Ryan," which graphically shows us the D-Day landings of a group of US forces in 1944, opens with an assault on the senses unlike any we'd ever seen. It thrust us into the heat of battle, the confusion and carnage of an assault that beggars description. It wanted us to know exactly what war is really like. </p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571e956f9970b-pi" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Movie Smackdown Goes to War" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571e956f9970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571e956f9970b-500wi" title="Movie Smackdown Goes to War" /></a> </p>

<p>At the same time, at a different film studio, a reclusive film director had also embarked upon a journey to show us the inhumanity and insanity of war. Terrence Malick, who had disappeared from the Hollywood radar for the better part of two decades in a self-imposed exile, had returned with a lengthy, languid exploration of the mental anguish of fighting the war in the Pacific, the other major theater of World War II. Gathering some of the cream of Hollywood talent and star wattage, Malick constructed a story of broken hearts, hope and devastation, the jungles of the Pacific cast as a beautiful backdrop to some of mankind's darkest moments. With "The Thin Red Line," Sean Penn and James Caviezel lead a massively talented cast into battle, told in a style that is so completely different to Spielberg's more grimy effort, so ensuring that we experience both styles of film-making to endure the horrors of war. </p>

<p>Two mighty juggernauts of cinema, lined up head to head. Both set during WWII, both featuring a large cast of known names, all vying for screen-time, all with a story to tell. This Smackdown will be a brutal, casualty ridden affair that will leave only the bravest, the strongest standing. Soldiers, open fire!!!</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Saving Private Ryan" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570f50ee0970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570f50ee0970c-500wi" title="Saving Private Ryan" /></a> </p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Brutality</span></strong>. <em>"Saving Private Ryan"</em> ||  Imagine going into battle, the tension and outright terror sweeping through you like a cresting wave. You stand with your platoon, as your boat comes into sight of the shore, the crack of gunfire and howl of passing bullets sending shivers of fear into your very core. A whistle blows, the bow of the boat flings open, and you see before you the beach, erupting into enormous gouts of sand and body parts. Those who came before you are shredded across the sand like so much mincemeat. You grab your rifle, the only defense you have, and hurl yourself into the icy waters behind your fellow soldiers. Your friends fall around you, bullets pummeling them backwards, downwards, into the water and sand. Blood fills the sea, the stench of ammunition firing wafting through the air, as you navigate the hail of bullets to a vantage point from where you can regroup. The screams of the dying reverberate in your ears, grown men reduced to whimpering child-cries, wailing for their mothers as they scoop their internal organs off the ground around them. The roar of artillery and the <em>krump krump</em> of explosives deafens you. You know that any moment you too could join the hundreds of men lying prone along the once pristine beachhead. </p><p style="text-align: left;">Such is the opening to "Saving Private Ryan", a <em>tour de force</em> of film-making that actually attempted to put the viewer into the middle of the D-Day landings on the beaches of Normandy. Bloody, dirty and as realistic a sequence as had ever been committed to film at that point, suddenly we looked at war in a whole new way. A collective shift in our perception of war occurred in that single, brutal 20 minute opening salvo; a devastatingly heroic band of soldiers shown attempting to land safely on  a beach became one of the most harrowing cinematic moments of 1998. Director Steven Spielberg's now celebrated anti-war film almost singlehandedly revolutionized the style and look of every single war film that followed, from the horror of "Black Hawk Down" to the carnage and desolation of "Band of Brothers". Finally, the brutality of pure warfare, <em>sans</em> macho bravado and cliched jut-jawed pontification, had been revealed, and to those of us inexperienced in it, it was truly awful. </p><p style="text-align: left;">"Saving Private Ryan", once the opening sequence comes to a close, moves into more traditional territory when the surviving group of soldiers, led by a stoic Tom Hanks, are sent on a mission to find a missing soldier somewhere in occupied France, so he can be sent home. The Private, Ryan, is unaware his three brothers have been killed in action, and the powers-that-be have decided that their mother should not be left without any offspring: thus, the politically charged mission to rescue the wayward soldier. Within this story, we are introduced to the characters of the platoon charged with this duty, and come to understand the bravery and primal friendships they strike up as they maneuver through enemy lines.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Thin Red Line" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571e9f54c970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571e9f54c970b-500wi" title="Thin Red Line" /></a> </p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Beauty</span></strong>. <em>"The Thin Red Line" </em> ||  You stand, sweating, staring into an almost impenetrable jungle, insects flitting about your head in a desperate attempt to suck you dry. The howl and whistle, shriek and cackaw of distant wildlife echoes across the mountainside, the jungle slowly giving way to a lush, grassy undergrowth. Somewhere up the mountain before you, hidden in a maze of tunnels and booby-traps, the enemy waits, guns trained upon the grass-top until you decide to appear, before opening fire. You wait, always waiting for the command to advance, terrified of death. Nearby, a soldier sits, reading a letter from home. Tears roll down his cheeks, the shuddering sobs coming silently so he doesn't disturb the unnatural peace of the landscape. Behind you, somebody writes their own letter home, a bloodstained scrap of paper perhaps the last vestige of normalcy in a conflict that has claimed so many lives. A tent nearby barely hides the tempered anger of officers debating their next course of action; you know your fate rests in their hands. A twilight assault on the mountain or a rest overnight, to attack fresh in the morning? </p><p style="text-align: left;">As you look around, you become aware of just how magnificent a place this really is. The tropical jungle is green, a serene beauty transcending the horror of the humanity before it. This place is beautiful, a paradise without end. How can it be so spoiled, tinged with the tragedy of battle, the atrocity of humanity's desire to kill each other in a senseless battle. Somewhere, somebody hums a listless tune, penetrating the silence like a gunshot. Heads turn, several pairs of defeated eyes watching a man walk across the field. memory floods back, of the wonderful days before the war, family and friends around you and no real sense of danger or anger in your heart. The Thin Red Line straddles the difficult balance between the solitary soldier battling his own inner demons and fears, and the epic scope of a battleground so impossible to navigate. At it's heart is the terror, the unimaginable horror of feeling so alone in this place of tranquility and beauty, the mental hurdles the military machine must face when fighting an enemy on his own territory. A beautiful territory. A deadly territory. The Guadalcanal theater. You've reached "The Thin Red Line."</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Battle</span></strong>. And so we come to it. The decisive battle between a film essaying America's full powered entrance into the War in Europe, and one in which we see the mental anguish of continued war in the Pacific. Both films are an indictment on the futility and stupidity of war, and both show the way in which battle strips away the humanity from each person, slowly and surely. In "Saving Private Ryan", the bombast and explosive opening stanza soon give way to a more developed character story, with the complex multi-racial group of soldiers giving lessons in army life to newcomer Private Upham (Jeremy Davies), who is seconded as a replacement member of Captain Millers depleted company. Miller (Hanks) doesn't question the reasons behind what he sees as a futile mission to locate Ryan, although the resignation that he is unable to always see the background of a given situation is writ large on his face. Miller leads his men through the French countryside on their mission to locate Ryan, which develops some tacit aggression from his men, who can't understand why they are risking the lives of many to save one. A fair question, reasons Miller, but he's an army man, and he follows his orders, no matter how stupid or unreasonable they may seem.</p>

<p>With "The Thin Red Line", we see a different take on wars futility, as it more deeply examines the emotional cost the soldiers fighting these battles endure, as their humanity is slowly stripped away with each kill, with each battle. The primary character in "Red Line" is Private Witt, played by James Caviezel, although he appears and disappears throughout the films narrative for the duration. As the battle for Guadalcanal heats up, we are exposed to various storylines from different perspectives, the commanding officer right down to the lowest rank grunt. Everybody gets a moment in this film for a little self examination (no, not <em>that</em> kind!) and it's here where "Line" achieves some of its success. That's not to say "Line" is without fault, for it has <em>many</em> and they are wide ranging. However, where "The Thin Red Line" performs well as a film is when it's focus is clear, and it's narrative structured. The film suffers a lot from obvious post-production tinkering, and it's to the detriment of the film. According to reports, Malick had a lot of issues with the post production on this film, tinkering with the structure (and even trying to remove all the scenes with dialog... imagine that!) and having Final Cut on the film, something he's entitled to but perhaps he should have listened to those who had concerns.</p>

<p>Spielberg is a master storyteller, as almost everybody in the world will attest to. Some of his films have fared better than others, but it's an undeniable fact that the man knows how to pull and audience along with him for the ride. "Private Ryan" is one of those films that grabs you by the throat, tosses you around like a dog with a child's toy, and tries to swallow you without chewing. Its a visceral, confronting film at times, although at it's quietest still skirts the depth of emotion and character that would have made this a truly awesome cinematic experience. "SPR" has a multiple number of cast members, all vying for their character to develop on-screen beyond the cliched. Hanks, as the leader, gets the lions share of development, and it's primarily through him that we journey on this film: unlike "The Thin Red Line" which appears not to have any true lead character, since the film sways between so many all the time. </p>

<p>While "Ryan" might be the more cohesive, the more structured narrative of the two films, it's not without fault. In it's quiet moments, "Ryan" manages to misstep in it's core emotional weight. This is not a fault with anybody in particular, per se, I just think that "Ryan"'s weighty action sequences and graphic, in-your-face violence tend to tip the balance against the slightly shallow, less well rounded characters. The general jabber of the soldiers as they make their way through the countryside is amusing, and their peril unbelievably great, however we don't quite <em>get</em> the emotional connection with them all that I would have liked. As Miller, Hanks delivers yet another performance that should have been a contender for Best Actor Oscar. He's ably aided in his acting duties by a fairly decent cast, including Barry Pepper (with whom Hanks would go on to co-star with again in "The Green Mile"), Vin Diesel (in his first major motion picture role), Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Matt Damon, Adam Goldberg and Giovanni Ribisi. But we don't really understand their motivations, we don't get into their heads like we want to, with the script tending to focus more on the mission statement and the action, leaving us only the merest moments to pause between battles. It's a little frustrating, but not enough to lessen your enjoyment of the film.</p>

<p>That's not to say "SPR" is a failure as a film, because it isn't. What I have pointed out is such a small failing that it is almost negligible to the amazing power this film holds. I think we're so desensitized now by the fact that every time a battle sequence is filmed these days, most directors will emulate Spielberg and cinematographer Janusz Kaminski's style. The super crisp jagged technique employed by Kaminski here is a defining moment in cinema; since then, any time you have a battle, you have to film it like they did on "SPR" - it's almost become a cliche. Spielberg also amped up the tension by de-saturating the film stock of most of it's color, perhaps in a similar vein to shooting in black and white like he did on "Schindler's List". Others have come and gone trying to get their films to look as frenetic and stylish, but the fact remains that Spielberg did it first, and revolutionized the way we see battles unfold on screen. </p>

<p>"The Thin Red Line", meanwhile, takes it's visuals from a more sumptuous style: the wide-screen film format perfectly encompasses the look that Malick was going for in his exploration of the beauty of Guadalcanal, because the film <em>is</em> visually impressive. Cinematographer John Toll's brilliant hues and textures literally leap off the screen in what is essentially a three hour postcard of tropical islands. And the expected battle sequences, scattered primarily in the center of this epic film, are beautifully rendered. </p>

<p>But the nitty gritty of this whole essay is to spell out one major caveat with the films: and in this case, the subject leans towards the bloated, unfocused "Thin Red Line". To be honest, this film is a chore to get through. Clocking in at a bladder bursting three hours, the film needed to have a coherent structure and narrative in order to maintain interest. Since Malick seems determined to confuse the audience with a multitude of characters with the merest transient moments (check out George Clooneys ten second cameo at the end... how does he get major marquee billing out of <em>that</em>?!) and a desire to focus on the ethereal, the ephemeral, rather than the realistic, "Thin Red Line" becomes a lumbering, badly paced triumph in cinematic flatulence. </p>

<p>This is the kind of arrogant film-making you'd label as being made by an "auteur". With "Thin Red Line", Malick's inability to generate any tension or emotive weight until about 90 minutes into the film is indicative of just how much you'll enjoy this test of endurance. The film really takes off during it's brilliant middle act: the storming of a hillside by a platoon of soldiers, and Nick Nolte's gruff, brutal commanding officer, Colonel Tall, are glimpses of sublime fimmaking. Here the tension ratchets up, as Tall must try and convince Captain Staros (Elias Koteas, in one of his finest film performances) to lead his men up the hill in what appears to be a suicide mission. At this moment, "Thin Red Line" becomes a great war film. Then, that goodwill evaporates the moment we head into the convoluted, incoherent and stubbornly inane final act, where Malick again demonstrates his pomposity to his audience by drifting into this weirdly lame wishy washy dialog intercut with images meant to be poignant and meaningful: they aren't, and it isn't. Not even the great Sean Penn can carry this films final act into anything even remotely resembling good storytelling. What story? Where's the story going? You're screaming at the screen for the movie to hurry the hell up and do something! It's all something pointless, and as an audience we don't have anybody we can really root for the whole way through. Which is a crucial mistake to make. A film without a key character whose journey we follow, is a film devoid of interest for most. </p>

<p>And why does Malick seem intent on shooting long takes of trees, flowers and foliage, all of which merely serve to pad out an otherwise bloated film? I got sick of watching yet another long tracking shot of enormous trees stretching up into the sky, of flowers and junglescapes that last for ages (interminable ages too!) and generate no emotional response from the audience. Sorry Terrence, but it does nothing for me.</p>

<p>Let's get this straight: I've spent a long time trying to dissect "The Thin Red Line" to try and figure out what on Earth its point is. There are copious voice-overs, from almost every character on screen thinking about war and the futility of it all... to be honest, often it plays like hippie hocus pocus to me, and I detested the arrogance of Malick to think he could make a film like this and expect people to appreciate the "art" of it all. I get the same emotion from postmodern art and Monkey paintings. </p>

<p>"Saving Private Ryan" was a landmark film in many ways, mainly for the way in which it revolutionized the War Picture genre, and gave it a genuine shot of adrenaline going forward. The ante had been upped, and again it had been Spielberg at the forefront.</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Winner</span>. </strong>Oh how I wish Terrence Malick had stayed off the directorial radar. "The Thin Red Line" is a tedious, vacant cinematic experience, perhaps best reserved for waking people from a coma by being even more boring than <em>being </em>in a coma. Spielberg's "Private Ryan" is a vastly superior cinematic experience, a real war film that allows us to experience what it must be like for combat troops. While "TTRL" had only the barest of great moments, "Saving Private Ryan" is filled with them. In this titanic battle of war, go looking for<span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: Trebuchet MS;"> <strong>Private Ryan</strong></span>, and skip past the thin red line.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;"><strong><em><span style="color: #c00000;">For more from Rodney Twelftree, visit his film sit<span style="color: #c00000;">e, </span><a href="http://www.fernbyfilms.com/"><span style="color: #c00000;"><span style="color: #c00000;">Fernby Films</span></span></a><span style="color: #c00000;">.</span></span></em></strong></span></p>

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        <title>The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) -vs- Crimson Tide (1995)</title>
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        <summary>People trapped inside the cold steel of big machines. Check. Ticking clocks relentlessly counting down to disaster. Check. Battles of will between A-list actors. Check again. Director Tony Scott must have known he had a good thing in 1995's "Crimson Tide" and was looking to repeat it with this year's re-make of the classic "The Taking of Pelham 123." As far as action directors go, Scott (brother of Ridley) is in the very elite. He doesn't make movies that are bad. He makes tense, scary, hard-edged ones where his screenwriters give him high stakes and the dialogue to support them and then he paces the hell out of the film itself. We have a real fight on our hands.</summary>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="font-family: 'Gill Sans'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal; " /></p><p style="text-align: "><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115711cf1bb970b-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="BZeditor_2" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115711cf1bb970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115711cf1bb970b-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: "><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Smackdown</span></strong>.  People trapped inside the cold steel of big machines. Check. Ticking clocks relentlessly counting down to disaster. Check. Battles of will between A-list actors. Check again. Director Tony Scott must have known he had a good thing in 1995's "Crimson Tide" and was looking to repeat it with this year's re-make of the classic "The Taking of Pelham 123."<span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157192d483970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Cold steel" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157192d483970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157192d483970b-pi" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 5px; width: 250px; " title="Cold steel" /></a> <span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "> As far as action directors go, Scott (brother of Ridley) is in the very elite. He makes movies that are almost always worth the price of a ticket at the cineplex. The best are tense, scary, hard-edged ones where his screenwriters give him high stakes and the dialogue to support them (often for Denzel Washington) and then he paces the hell out of the film itself. We have a real fight on our hands with some Scott-on-Scott violence.</span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="The Taking of Pelham 123" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157027be03970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157027be03970c-500wi" title="The Taking of Pelham 123" /></a> <br /></span></font></p><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Challenger</span></strong>. The 2009 "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3" takes its inspiration from the 1974 film "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three" which took its inspiration from the same novel written by John Godey. In the hands of current screenwriter Brian Helgeland, the central idea -- bad guys board a New York subway and take the passengers hostage while demanding a huge ransom -- remains the same. He's given us a few new twists, like the lead hijacker, Ryder (John Travolta) is now an ex-con and the negotiator, Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) is now a transit executive. Then director Scott bends and twists it through pacing, tone and special effects. In this film, Travolta drives the action but it's Washington who gets put on the spot in one particularly tough moment when, without benefit of waterboarding or other enhanced interrogation techniques, the hijacker gets the negotiator to confess to a crime of his own. It's one of those "what would you do" moments and particularly effective as played by Washington.</span></span></div><div><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><br /></span></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Crimson Tide" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115711cf340970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115711cf340970b-500wi" title="Crimson Tide" /></a> <br /></span></font></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Defending Champion</span></strong>. Last year "Crimson Tide" came out on Blu-ray and gave a lot of movie fans a chance to experience its power again. Written by Michael Schiffer with contributions by a host of other writers than even includes Quentin Tarantino, it is a relentlessly tense morality tale that squeezes its power out of the last gasp on the Cold War, a time when a blind and deaf nuclear submarine could trigger the destruction of the entire Earth about ten-thousand times faster than global warming. Unable to confirm a nuclear launch order during a time of incredible international tension, both Captain Ramsey (Gene Hackman) and Lt. Commander Hunter (Denzel Washington) square off over what to do next. One of them has the rules on his side and the other has the logic of survival. It includes some wonderful dialogue for these men to say to each other including Hackman's classic, "We're here to preserve democracy, Mister Hunter, not to practice it." </span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Scorecard</span></strong>.  While these are both action movies defined by the two central characters who stand in opposition to each other, the clear winner here as define only by character has to be "Crimson Tide" because both Washington's Hunter and Hackman's Ramsey are right and wrong <em>at the same time.</em> It's truly a fair fight in the motivation game. In "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3," Washington's Garber is the good guy and Travolta's Ryder is the bad guy. Since this is a commercial film, we know how it has to end. I suppose you could say the same about whether or not the submarine Alabama will launch or not but it never feels that way because the fight is so damn fair that anything could happen.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">All the actors are excellent. Denzel Washington is brilliant as Lt. Commander Hunter in "Crimson Tide" and he's entirely credible and real as Walter Garber in "The Taking of Pelham 123." The two actors he plays off against, Gene Hackman in the former and John Travolta in the latter, are both terrific, too, but first among equals is Hackman who gives us a Captain who is as credible as he is scary. Stack Hackman up against the men who have played Bligh in any of the "Bounty" films -- Charles Laughton, Trevor Howard, or Anthony Hopkins -- and he still shines brightest. It's a performance with so many levels in it that it should be taught in acting classes. </span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Both films rely on special effects to create the reality surrounding their worlds. It's more effective in the nearly sci-fi like universe of a nuclear submarine and less welcome in what should be the gritty look of New York City's subway system. As an example, I know subway trains can't go as fast as they do in "Pelham" but my lack of knowledge of nuclear subs never forces me into a similar realization on "Tide."</span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">The scripts for both films are also top-notch, but "Crimson Tide" is the revelation. It takes you on a ride that, despite all the great sub movies like "Das Boot" and "The Hunt for Red October," you still feel like you've never been on. In contrast, "The Taking of Pelham 123," no matter how well executed, still feels familiar which it probably can't avoid, being a re-make. But even if it was an original, the building blocks its been assembled with have been pilfered by a generation of action directors and its just a bit shopworn.  </span></span></div><div><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></font></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">The clocks in both films are wound tightly but "Crimson Tide" picks its clock and sticks with it through the end. In contrast, "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3" starts its clock, rings the tension it can out of it, then moves past it.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Decision</span></strong>. You may scoff (believe me, others have) but along with "The Godfather," "The Shawshank Redemption," and a few others, "Crimson Tide" is one of my favorite films ever. I've seen it on more than half a dozen occasions, most recently on a Blu-ray in a great home theater. It does not disappoint. For me, it remains a friend I love to visit just to stay in touch.</span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">I enjoyed watching "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3." It's an excellent diversion and if you can see it in a great theater on a giant screen with incredible sound (like Muvico's great 4K digital projection where I saw it) then, by all means, you should. It's fun. </span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">But in the world of Smackdown where two films step into the ring and only one walks out on its own power, the winner is the Alabama where the stakes are humanity itself and the outcome is uncertain. See <strong><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">"Crimson Tide"</span></strong> if you never have and, if you have, see it again.</span></span></div><div><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><br /></span></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px; "><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">For more Movie Smackdowns by Bryce Zabel, </span><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/bryce_zabel/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">CLICK HERE</span></a><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">.</span></span></strong></span></font></div><p /></div>
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        <title>The Proposal (2009) -vs- Green Card (1990)</title>
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        <summary>Immigration Law Romantic Comedy makes up a very exclusive subset of the chickflick genre, and there’s a new kid on the block. Great White (North) Hope Sandra Bullock’s “The Proposal” arrives with heavyweight credentials and high expectations for box office punch. A Canadian über-bitch book editor threatened with deportation strong-arms her assistant into an arranged engagement; complications and frolics ensue. Almost two decades ago, Peter Weir constructed his own little Valentine to New York City and unlikely romance when a Frenchman’s marriage of convenience and “Green Card” is threatened by an official immigration investigation. These immigrants are adorable, and they want to stay forever. Which begs the question: If no American falls in love with an illegal immigrant, does a tree fall in the woods? Or something like that.</summary>
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            <name>Sherry Coben</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="font-size: 16px; "><em><span style="color: #ffffff; background-color: #7f003f; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="color: #000000; font-size: small; font-style: normal; line-height: 17px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157040c8dd970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="Sherry Coben" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157040c8dd970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157040c8dd970c-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span></span></em></span></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>The Smackdown</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. Immigration Law Romantic Comedy makes up a very exclusive subset of the chickflick genre, and there’s a new kid on the block. Great White (North) Hope Sandra Bullock’s “The Proposal” arrives with heavyweight credentials and high expectations for box office punch. <span style="font-size: small; line-height: 17px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157192d7ca970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Love it" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157192d7ca970b selected " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157192d7ca970b-pi" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 5px; width: 250px; " title="Love it" /></a> <span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">A Canadian über-bitch book editor threatened with deportation strong-arms her assistant into an arranged engagement; complications and frolics ensue. Almost two decades ago, Peter Weir constructed his own little Valentine to New York City and unlikely romance when a Frenchman’s marriage of convenience and “Green Card” is threatened by an official immigration investigation. These immigrants are adorable, and they want to stay forever. Which begs the question: If no American falls in love with an illegal immigrant, does a tree fall in the woods? Or something like that.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="The Proposal" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571360f80970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571360f80970b-500wi" title="The Proposal" /></a> <br /></span></font></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>The Challenger</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. In “The Proposal,” dancer turned choreographer turned director Anne “27 Dresses” Fletcher doesn’t miss  a romcom convention trick here; any over-initiated romcom afficianado can count them off as they accumulate like smashed bugs on the roadtrip windshield. The awkward set-up, the unconvincing animosity, the charged first kiss, the forced sharing of sleeping quarters, the omnipresent and insipid old girlfriend, accidentally seeing each other naked, the makeover, the tragically wrong choice of shoes, the requisite dirty old lady, the perverted foreigner, the overly aggressive pet, the rescue, the aborted wedding, the multi-vehicle chase, the proposal/declaration of love before co-workers/family. Check. Check. Check please.</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Green Card" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011571361092970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011571361092970b-500wi" title="Green Card" /></a> <br /></span></font></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>The Defending Champion</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. In "Green Card," Australian Peter Weir wrote and directed this romantic comedy tailor-made for its stars Gerard Depardieu and Andie MacDowell, featuring a marriage of convenience already in place; Georges needs a green card and Brontë’s Edenic greenhouse of a penthouse apartment rents only to married couples. Their marriage a mostly forgotten fait accompli, Georges and Brontë lead entirely separate lives, both independently functioning adults with lives and friends and families when the movie begins. Oh sure, Brontë’s earthbound beau may not be entirely worthy of her, but she’s a bit of a stuck-in-the-mud wallflower herself. It will take an idiosyncratically  romantic suitor/wildman to bring the roses to this daffy horticulturalist’s cheeks, and Georges is just the Frenchman to do the job.</span></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>The Scorecard</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. Sandra Bullock is a canny actress and even cannier movie star, still a few years away from hitting the romcom wall; in “Proposal”, she looks positively ravishing. Her much-touted and intricately choreographed (if hamhandedly plotted) nude scene is clever and classy/modest, concealing as much as it reveals, and her legs and body are </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">ridiculous</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. Still, the force of her irresistible charm and personality doesn’t quite disguise the thinness of the character she’s given to play. Another in a seemingly endless parade of supposedly intelligent career women who do nothing to prove they’re capable of even tying their own shoelaces, we learn precious little about her: Margaret can’t swim, her parents are dead, and while she’s a leadpipe bitch on stiletto-ed wheels, underneath it all beats a (yawn) heart of movie-style mush. Ryan Reynolds delivers a more perplexing co-starring performance; I’m not sure he possesses the quirky star quality that could elevate material this generic. While he brings a certain foursquare adequacy and decency, no matter how many talk shows and magazine covers he graces with his personal charm and six-pack abs, onscreen there’s just not much </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">there</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "> there. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Mary Steenburgen has precious little to make of her mother/wife role, and Craig T. Nelson plays a diffidently grumpy smalltown tycoon villain dad. Betty White makes the most of an atrociously conceived nonagenarian; one wishes she had been left to adlib the dirty old lady role she plays so winningly on the talkshow circuit. Denis O’Hare struggles to make the most of the thankless officious villain; in films, immigration/government officials are the stock bad guys, lip-licking martinets and chinless sadists. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Every breadcrumb that gets dropped on the way into this thicket of chickflick conventions gets served up whole in short order, as reliable and packed with no-surprise as a home-baked loaf of slightly stale cornbread. The crumbs are clumsy slices, delivered in italics.</span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "> If Grammy finds out the truth, she’ll have a heart attack. If the dog gets outside, an eagle will snatch him. If that creepy Hispanic guy shows up in one more cameo, I’m calling Immigration.</span></em></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">“Green Card” doesn’t quite telegraph its intent or tip its ending. In order to convince immigration officers that theirs is not a marriage of convenience, Georges and Brontë move in together and of course, they start to fall in love. Still, it works slowly; these romantic leads are pricklier than most, no garden-variety romantic leads. These characters are specific, well-drawn and multi-faceted. There’s neurosis here and personal history, the sense of life interrupted by burgeoning and ill-advised romance and duplicitous farce. Georges and Brontë are hardly meant for each other; they share virtually nothing in common but their marriage. Their obstacles are real, and the feelings and complications land with more gravity and less easy resolution than in the lightweight confection “The Proposal.” </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Immigration officials test the realities of relationships with a series of questions that reveal precious little but detail, a sort of “Newlywed Game” asked for the privilege of residence, inclusion, and citizenship.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">“Green Card” celebrates New York City with a real woozy affection. This New York is populated with eccentrics of every age and every ethnicity; the New Yorkers are citizens of a greater world. Perhaps it takes a foreigner to get the melting pot of New York exactly right. I should confess, Gerard Depardieu may be my favorite actor of all time, and this may be one of his finest English language performances. With lovely turns in “Four Weddings And A Funeral” and “Green Card,” Andie MacDowell earned her a much-coveted seat in my personal pantheon of RomCom SuperChicks.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Perhaps what we love most about romantic comedy is the lovely lie at its very center. That presence, or rather, proximity makes the heart grow fonder. Alas, were this simple formula the case, arranged marriages would work swimmingly, and divorces would be rare. In movies, all it takes to fall in love is familiarity and recognition, a few randomly chosen and carelessly shared details, a glimpse into family life for instance or the revelation of a tattoo or family tragedy. It’s a lovely fiction that all it takes to be loved and lovable is to tell all. To be known is to be loved. That’s what women want to believe. If we talk long enough, someone will know us and love us, and they’ll stay. </span></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><strong>The Decision</strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">. People are going to go see “The Proposal.” I can’t stop them and, truth be told, I don’t even want to. It’s stupid and it’s predictable, but no puppies or old ladies were actually killed while making it. Besides, Sandra Bullock has earned her fans, and they will not be disappointed. I’ve seen way too many mediocre chickflicks in the past couple of years, and they’re starting to melt together like a box of chocolates left in the Southern California sun. I’m probably more burned out and critical than most. Still and all, if you’ve got a hankering for a date night movie that won’t leave you wanting, I heartily recommend you rent “</span><strong><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Green Card</span></strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">.” It pre-dates all the formulaic drivel the studios have been grinding out like so much sausage in the two intervening decades, and it sets a standard most miss by a This-Is-My-Country mile.</span></p><p><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; " /></span></font></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4"><p style="text-align: center; "><font size="4"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><span style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; "><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">For more Movie Smackdowns by Sherry Coben, </span><span style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/bryce_zabel/" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline; cursor: pointer; " target="_blank" /></span><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/jay_amicarella/" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline; cursor: pointer; " /><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/sherry_coben/"><span style="color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">CLICK HERE</span></a><span style="font-size: 12px; color: #c00000; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">.</span></span></span></font></p><p style="text-align: center; "><font color="#C00000" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; "><strong><span style="color: #000000; font-size: small; font-weight: normal; line-height: 15px; " /></strong></span></font></p></font><font color="#C00000" size="3"><strong /></font><font size="4" /><font color="#C00000" size="3"><strong /></font><font size="4" /><font color="#C00000" size="3"><strong /></font></p><p /><p /><p /><p /></div>
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        <title>Up (2009) -vs- Wall-E (2008)</title>
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        <published>2009-06-22T23:33:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-06-30T11:54:47-07:00</updated>
        <summary>A year ago on this very site, a small, garbage-collecting robot named "Wall-E" dethroned the king of computer animation, Pixar's beloved "Toy Story." The film found gigantic success, being hailed by critics, winning the Academy Award for best animated feature and receiving a nomination for Best Screenplay. "Wall-E" transformed the genre and pushed the limits of innovation and creativity. Now, a year after its historical upset, "Wall-E" stands ready to defend its title against the newest of Pixar's animated giants, the high-flying adventure story "Up." Headlining opening night of the Cannes Film Festival, a feat never before accomplished by an animated feature (let alone an American one,) "UP" and its cast of elderly men, children and talking dogs (you heard me) have entered the world of cinema at full steam, their focus fixed solely on taking our favorite robot's crown. Will "Wall-E" have enough strength to put down its first challenger, or will his reign prove a short one? Let's find out!</summary>
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            <name>Stephen Bell</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; "><span style="font-style: italic; font-size: 16px; color: #ffffff; background-color: #0060bf; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="color: #000000; font-style: normal; line-height: 15px; font-size: 13px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201156fc8a11d970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="6Svkhd" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201156fc8a11d970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201156fc8a11d970c-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Smackdown</span>.  </span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">A year ago on this very site, a small, garbage-collecting robot named "Wall-E" dethroned the king of computer animation, Pixar's beloved "Toy Story." The film found gigantic success, being hailed by critics, winning the Academy Award for best animated feature and receiving a nomination for Best Screenplay. "Wall-E" transformed the genre and pushed the limits of innovation and creativity. <span style="font-size: small; line-height: 15px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115709db20a970c-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Going up" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e20115709db20a970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e20115709db20a970c-pi" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 5px; width: 250px; " title="Going up" /></a> <span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Now, a year after its historical upset, "Wall-E" stands ready to defend its title against the newest of Pixar's animated giants, the high-flying adventure story "Up." Headlining opening night of the Cannes Film Festival, a feat never before accomplished by an animated feature (let alone an American one,) "Up" and its cast of elderly men, children and talking dogs (you heard me) have entered the world of cinema at full steam, their focus fixed solely on taking our favorite robot's crown. Will "Wall-E" have enough strength to put down its first challenger, or will his reign prove a short one? Let's find out!</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Up" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570bdd9ee970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570bdd9ee970b-500wi" title="Up" /></a> <br /></span></p><div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Challenger</span>.  </span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">"Up" tells the story of Carl Fredricksen, an elderly balloon vendor who once</span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "> dreamt of adventure with his wife Ellie, but now resigns himself to sitting on his front porch while the world moves on around him. In order to keep a promise he had made to his Ellie a lifetime ago, Carl decides to leave the world behind and relocate their home to the mythical Paradise Falls in Venezuela, the last known origins of Carl and Ellie's childhood hero, adventurer Charles Muntz. His plan - to lift their home out if its foundation by thousands of colorful balloons and sail through the heavens to his Paradise Falls. However, what Carl doesn't plan for is to accidentally take Russell, an energetic young boy scout, with him on his adventure. Nor does he plan to be thrown into the middle of a battle for a mysterious giant bird known as "Kevin," a conflict that has the potential to jeopardize his promise to Ellie.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="Wall-E" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201156fc8a21f970c selected " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201156fc8a21f970c-500wi" title="Wall-E" /></a> <br /></span></div><div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Defending Champion</span>.  </span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">By now, you all know the story. Earth is in ruin, covered by trash heaps that pile up like mountains. Humanity has given up on the planet, leaving the world behind to spend 700 years living in a mass conglomerate space station floating through space while robots stay behind to clean up. The film opens on Wall-E, the last of those robots robots, working away tirelessly, spending the remainder of his days sorting through the trash for interesting treasures, unaware of his own loneliness.  However, Wall-E's monotony is soon shaken up as a mysterious spaceship descends from the heaven and a sleek, new Robot named EVE appears on a mysterious, classified mission. Instantly, Wall-E finds himself smitten with EVE and sets out to win her heart whatever way he can.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">What transpires next is one of the most beautiful love stories in cinema history. Set amidto an epic and exciting space opera, "Wall-E" has quickly become one of the most popular films of all time, finding huge success from worldwide audiences and critics alike. It is a monumental technical achievement that is full of heart and it rightfully wears the title of "Best Computer Animated Feature." </span></div><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">Let's just see if that title is a permanent one.</span></p><div><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Scorecard</span>.  </span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">If you've r</span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">ead </span><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/2009/01/walleawards.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">my previous review of "Wall-E,"</span></a><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; "> you know that I'm a big fan. Technically, the film is without competition in the computer animated genre and it can go toe-to-toe with any live action epic out there. With camerawork that feels like an actual operator is at the helm and lighting that was contribute</span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">d to by such masters as Roger Deakins, it is a vision to behold, blending the line between computer animation and live action (the animation is at times nearly photo-realistic.) I personally think that the scenes on Earth are by far the most awe-inspiring and the first 25 minutes of the film are a lesson in execution for any filmmaker, one that should be studied. And the sound design...I do not recall having ever been struck by sound design before Wall-E. Ben Burtt's work is jaw-dropping, it's what breathes life and personality into the robots and is just as important as the iconic camerawork.</span><br /></div><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">With regard to screenplay and story "Wall-E" is a beautifully told love story about two robots who barely speak. The challenge in making that idea work should seem obvious. Yet the writers were not only able to make audiences care about these buzzing and beeping pieces of metal, but found a way to make the love found between them almost a physical presence. The film exemplifies the power of visual storytelling, maintaining all the action and thrills required of a space-faring adventure story while remaining mostly dialogue free. It is a small, intimate love story told on a galactic stage and yet never seems to lose itself or feel out of scope, working hard to keep what it considers most important front and center - the love between Wall-E and Eve. </span></p><div><div><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Unfortunately (and only after repeat viewings,) I have to admit that the film trips up a bit when it does move away from Wall-E and Eve to focus on the plight of the obese, lazy and utterly dependent human population. While I am an avid supporter of the green movement and appreciate the message of the film's backdrop, there are only so many lazy, fat human jokes I can endure before growing somewhat tired. Fortunately, the film doesn't linger too long on these secondary caricatures and keeps an eye on itself so as to avoid becoming overtly preachy. But one fault I do shake my head at is the inclusion of a live-action Fred Willard. I understand that there is an urge to make a connection between the humanity we know and the one we might become if we're not careful, but after much thought, I realized that a computer animated skinny person would have done the job for me just as well. Since so much of the film appears photo-realistic and while it is exciting to see how well live action can mix with the computer animation, the inclusion of the famous comedian only calls attention to the exaggerated nature of the humanoids that comprise the rest of the film, making them that much more cartoony. And that in turn makes me care less.</span></div></div><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">"Up" in comparison is an extremely beautiful and yet very different film. It takes command of its color palette and, like Wall-E, masterfully uses it to complement the tone and thematics of its story by creating a style all its own. Where "UP"'s aesthetics really reach the gosh-wow level though are in its wides - iconic, grandiose moments of pure cinema depicting the house and its thousands of vibrant, shifting balloons floating through vast, open sky. It is in these moments when the film is truly breathtaking, drawing easy allusion to such animated masterworks as Hayao Miyazaki's "Laputa: Castle in the Sky."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">In terms of innovation and technical achievement, "Up" falls a bit short in comparison to Wall-E. However, it is not without its merit. A near 30,000 balloons that appear in the film, each an individual object with its own set of physics that reacts independently to every push and sway of the others, should give you a sense that the simplicity and subtlety of "Up"s imagery masks a mind-boggling challenge in computer animation filmmaking. It is a masterful technical achievement, though those successes do get outshined by its robotic cousin Wall-E</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">In terms of story, I at first envisioned the premise and structure of "UP" to be problematic. The idea is instantly magical - floating through the heavens in your old house, lifted by thousands of candy-colored balloons. That's an instant hook. But approaching the film, I worried that if the filmmakers allowed the characters to eventually leave the floating house, how might they then get them to return to it? And would they? And worse, if they did find ways to get back on, would those reasons come off as gimmick? Fortunately, the film handles this masterfully. Much of the film takes place on the ground, but the house (and what it represents) never disappears. The magic is always present, the house' influence always weighing on Carl's mind. I sincerely applaud the filmmaker's ability to handle that so skillfully.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">"Up"s story is in fact a bit more clear than Wall-E in terms of objective. Carl wants to bring his wife to Paradise Falls in Venezuela like he promised her years ago. Once there, he has to choose between keeping that promise and helping Russell save the bird and return her to her family. Using a clear, objective-driven story structure allows for the power of "UP" to come through in the character's decisions - whether or not they choose to change their course of action.  I won't ruin for you what Carl decides to do, but it is the decisions that he makes that dictate the course of the story and his own development as a person. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">However, a possible criticism of the film might be that the plot isn't exactly surprising. In fact, its structure proves rather formulaic and anyone that needs to be genuinely surprised by this film might be let down.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">"Up"s major strength comes with its choice of characters and subject matter. For the last decade, Pixar has been known for bringing to life the things of children's imagination: toys, cars, animals (that talk,) and finally, robots. "UP" focuses on an old widower and a young boy in need of a father figure, nothing extremely out of the ordinary or that we haven't seen before. But these characters are hardly a safe bet for Pixar, especially with Toy Story 3 just around the corner. I (like many, I'm sure) at first worried that "UP" might just be filler, something to pass the time between Wall-E and the next TS. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">But after watching "Up" I soon realized that I had been thinking about the project in the wrong way. After nearly 15 years of establishing itself as the leader in computer animation, of showing the world that it had the ability to breathe life into whatever subjects it pleased, Pixar made an important choice. It decided to make a film that was truly human. While the previous Pixar creations have always been filled with well-rounded characters that were used to comment on humanity, "UP" didn't try to mask who it was really focused on. It is a beautiful observation of character that isn't afraid to go to the dark parts of human experience: unfulfilled dreams, abandonment, loneliness, even death. "Wall-E" is a story about love. "UP" is a reflection on life.</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">The Decision</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">.  </span><span style="font-weight: normal; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Over the last decade-and-a-half we have witnessed the evolution of Pixar Animation Studios, not only in its place among cinema giants, but in terms of its characters and the stories it wants to tell. With each new project, every challenge proved bigger, ever limit was pushed. With Wall-E, it blurred the lines of reality and imagination, forging a technical marvel that is second to none while choosing to use that innovation to tell a small, personal love story that people can relate to. Wall-E is a masterpiece, plain and simple.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">And so, having perfected their technique, having pushed their technical mastery to its limit, what does Pixar do? Where do they look to build upon what they've accomplish?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; ">They make a choice. They look at us.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">They look <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="text-decoration: underline; background-color: #ffff00; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">"</span></span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; "><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="text-decoration: underline; background-color: #ffff00; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'; ">Up."</span></span></span></p></div>
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        <title>The Hangover (2009) -vs- My Life In Ruins (2009)</title>
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        <published>2009-06-22T11:12:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-07-06T17:32:12-07:00</updated>
        <summary>It’s a battle of the sexes for the ages. The balls-out edgy Men-Will-Be-Boys comedy takes on the watching-paint-dry-by-numbers My Not So Fat Any More Greek Tour Guide. Hardly a fair fight, there’s no intersection in the Venn diagram of viewers who might enjoy both outings.  One’s ostensibly for the ladies -- and by ladies I mean strictly Red Hat Society folks, the ones who talk in the theaters non-stop, moviegoers surprised by plot turns telegraphed so clearly that you wonder how these clueless souls found their way to the theater without assistance. “The Hangover” aims for a demographic blessed with a lowbrow sense of humor and no sense of decorum. It’s Dumb versus Dumber. Chicks versus Dudes. Old versus Young. Grab yourself a Jaegermeister or a giant bottle of Ouzo. You’re gonna need to get a little liquored up to make it through this double feature.</summary>
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            <name>Sherry Coben</name>
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<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201156fd5db73970c-pi" style="float: left;"><img alt="Sherry Coben" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201156fd5db73970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201156fd5db73970c-120wi" style="margin: 0px 5px 5px 0px;" /></a> </p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">The Smackdown</span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. It’s a battle of the sexes for the ages. The balls-out edgy Men-Will-Be-Boys comedy takes on the watching-paint-dry-by-numbers </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">My Not So Fat Any More Greek Tour Guide</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. Hardly a fair fight, there’s no intersection in the Venn diagram of viewers who might enjoy both outings.<span style="font-size: small; line-height: 17px; "><a href="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157192e040970b-pi" style="float: right;"><img alt="Battle" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201157192e040970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201157192e040970b-250wi" style="width: 250px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;" /></a> <span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">  One’s ostensibly for the ladies -- and by ladies I mean strictly Red Hat Society folks, the ones who talk in the theaters non-stop, moviegoers surprised by plot turns telegraphed so clearly that you wonder how these clueless souls found their way to the theater without assistance. “The Hangover” aims for a demographic blessed with a lowbrow sense of humor and no sense of decorum. It’s Dumb versus Dumber. Chicks versus Dudes. Old versus Young. Grab yourself a Jaegermeister or a giant bottle of Ouzo. You’re gonna need to get a little liquored up to make it through </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">this</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"> double feature.</span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="My Life in Ruins" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e2011570cac3e4970b " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e2011570cac3e4970b-500wi" title="My Life in Ruins" /></a> <br /></span></p><p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">In This Corner</span></strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. Imagine “Mamma Mia” without ABBA. Nia Vardalos plays a second rate tour guide in Greece surrounded by a bunch of hopelessly corny tourists and stereotypical locals. If touring Greece by bus is something you might consider actually doing at some point in your life, you might enjoy watching “My Life In Ruins.” I’ll just sit over there in the corner, doing just about anything else in the world if you don’t mind. But, as they say, those who like this sort of thing will likely like it. (Send your parents.)</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px;"><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.tv" onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" style="display: inline;"><img alt="The Hangover" class="at-xid-6a00d83451c49869e201156fd5dd1c970c " src="http://www.brycezabel.com/.a/6a00d83451c49869e201156fd5dd1c970c-500wi" title="The Hangover" /></a> <br /></span></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">In That Corner</span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. Four men head to Vegas for a bachelor party. Happens all the time. Everyone knows the story. Everyone’s seen the movie. Hell, that’s why men head to Vegas for a bachelor party. They’re hoping to get in a little last call X-rated action before the end of life as they know it. While the standard chickflick ends happily at the altar, guy-style bromance usually goes on a little road trip in the opposite direction. The bachelor party of “The Hangover” gets a whole lot more bang for their bucks than they ever imagined. And so, happily, do we.</span></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">The Scorecard</span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. Ladies First. Glacially paced with jokes you can see coming from another theater in another multiplex (or galaxy) miles (or light years) away, the matinee audience of (mostly elderly) ladies laughed their way through as I clawed my seat and imagined scooping my own eyes out with a grapefruit spoon. This hamhanded steaming pile of fossilized sentiment managed to insult Greeks, Americans, gays, Brits, Australians, Canadians, and even Angelina Jolie.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Nia Vardalos went <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nia-vardalos/women-dont-go-to-the-movi_b_212888.html">ubiquitous</a>, twittering and talk-showing, sounding the feminista alarm and aligning her ducks, promising that Hollywood will forsake women’s movies if women didn’t show up opening day for her little bundle of filmic fun. I subscribe to that theory, knowing that studio heads consider female driven powerhouse box office winners “</span><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/2008/08/mamma-mia-200-1.html"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Mamma Mia!</span></a><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">” and “</span><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/2008/08/sex-and-the-cit.html"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">SATC</span></a><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">” flukes and so I dutifully showed up to the first show as I nearly always do. Putting my money where my mouth is. I’m starting to question myself. So many films targeted at women just plain </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">suck</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">I suspect that the others heeding Vardalos’ clarion call were diehard fans of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”, an over-praised indie film of inflated repute and too-obvious charms. Vardalos has made a big honking deal about her dramatic weight loss since that film; “My Life In Ruins” characters mention her thinness and her beauty more times than one might expect on the planet earth. She is an average looking woman, but the character she plays so bereft of charm and magnetism as to render those around her so apparently intoxicated with her as borderline tetched. She’s a terrible tour guide who’s lost her </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Kefi</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">, (Greek for </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Mojo</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">), and the film provides a </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">How Georgia Got Her Groove Back</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">-style pile of hair who morphs into what passes in Greece for a </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">hot guy</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. They fall into bed, then love, following a series of tepid adventures on a craptastic tour bus filled with ethnic stereotypes and cardboard cutouts meant to, I’d guess, dissuade all but the most masochistic from ever venturing aboard a tour bus or possibly abroad at all.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">I think most bus tourists would be hard-pressed to name their tour guide with a loaded gun held to their temples and a thousand dollar bill waved in front of their faces, but in this world, not only do the tourists know the names of everyone on the bus, they care deeply about the welfare and love lives of every passenger and their leader most of all. Why, you ask? Because the script says so, that’s why. There’s magic afoot, and the biggest trick of all is how the hell this drek got financed.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Don’t go. </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Your life will be ruined.</span></em></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and I say it’s all just as well. There are only so many variations on the story, and I don’t particularly want to listen to most of them. Ever. Post-Adolescent bouts of drunken gambling and wanton drug use, illicit sex and alcohol poisoning lose their power to shock and entertain. But </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Hangover</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">’s wised-up bunch of doofuses gets in the kind of wacky trouble I don’t mind hearing about because the storytelling is fresh and the characters well drawn and individuated. Portrayed by talented and well cast actors, they keep revealing themselves in deft and shocking ways, scattering punchlines and character beats and enough surprises to keep even this jaded moviegoer laughing throughout. Messing with narrative conventions to excellent effect, the story gets told intriguingly and the mystery unfolds satisfyingly and fully over the end credits and not before.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Ed Helms scores big as an uptight dentist on the tightly leashed loose, and Bradley Cooper messes with his usual oily cad persona, adding a wife and child to the mix, but comedian Zach Galifianakis is the comic revelation. In a fearless performance, ZG reveals the consistently hilarious (if deeply troubled) heart and soul (</span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">and</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"> belly </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">and</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"> ass </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">and</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"> package) of the character perhaps most changed by this ill-fated road trip. Male bonding at its finest and most extreme. <br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Rachael Harris steps scarily into the patented Catherine Keener bitch role, earning stunned gasps from the audience with her cold turn as the worst girlfriend ever. Rollergirl Heather Graham plays it skanky and sweet, the hooker/stripper with the heart of gold as always. The extraordinary violence takes on an almost Roadrunner cartoon quality; it hurts so much you can’t help but laugh, and our hapless knights of the blackjack table proceed, bloodied and bruised, bouncing back in pursuit of their groom/grail.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">For those of you living under a rock who’ve somehow missed all the comedy-crushing trailers and clips, I will spare you any spoilers. Suffice it to say, some cameos and plot twists are well worth keeping under wraps. The less you know going in, the better. Always a good rule of thumb where funny is concerned. Screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore pulled this pants-down, full-monty-baring rabbit out of their hats, and I could scarcely believe it. Their last at-bat was the excruciatingly bad “</span><a href="http://www.moviesmackdown.com/2009/05/trekgirls.html"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">Ghosts of Girlfriends Past</span></a><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">” and before that, the formulaic success “Four Christmases”. These guys might be hacks, but it seems that at least they’re talented, funny hacks, capable of strip-mining too-familiar territory for comedy gold from time to time, batting somewhere around .300, a more than respectable average.</span></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">The Decision</span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">. You know that aunt who asks you questions in the sort of slow motion that makes you wonder whether she knows you’re dealing with a full deck? </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">And. What. Grade. Are. You. In. Now?</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"> After a few minutes of conversation, you start doubting yourself and the whole world feels slightly underwater and off-kilter. Well, that’s what  watching “My Life In Ruins” feels like. A well meaning aunt talking way too slow, stating the obvious, smiling and staring into your eyes. She offends every group she mentions but she’d be shocked if you ever pointed out that undeniable fact. She means well. Still, if you’re blissfully unaware of movie conventions, if your supermarket basket routinely contains more than the standard issue of products prominently featuring the word </span><strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">fiber</span></strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">, if you remember the sixties, if you didn’t start taking a lot of drugs until </span><em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">your</span></em><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';"> sixties, this movie might just be for you. I can not imagine why; I recommend it to you based solely on my observation in the theater of an entire segment of the audience rocking with laughter and smiling broadly as they left the theater. I smiled broadly as I left the theater too but for entirely different reasons. My smile would have been a whole lot broader had I left ninety minutes earlier.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">So. The winner… critically and at the box office. It’s a no-brainer.  <span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;"><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">“</span><strong><span style="background-color: #ffff00; font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">The Hangover</span></strong><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS';">”. Done deal. Laugh out loud funny. Well told. Unpretentious. Clever. Affectionate towards its characters. Unexpectedly sweet under all the tastelessness.</span></span></span></p></div>
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