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Cowboys vs. Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-04-15T07:52:00.000-07:00

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/cowboys-aliens-james-bond-rocket-hands

"DUDE! What if COWBOYS fought ALIENS!

YEAH! And then JAMES BOND was there!

YEAH! And INDIANA JONES!

YEAH! And then what if James Bond had amnesia! And kept gradually remembering what a badass he is, LIKE JASON BOURNE!

YEAH! And what if amnesia Jason James Bond Bourne had to kill the aliens WITH ROCKET HANDS!

LIKE IRON MAN!

YEAH! (*lights frog on fire, shoots it out of potato gun*)

All I’m saying is, one of these aliens better have three tits."*

(quoted*vince mancini*filmdrunk.com)

The Simpsons Medley (FreddeGredde)

2011-03-16T15:18:00.000-07:00

Hangover Part II teaser trailer

2011-02-25T09:48:00.000-08:00

Worst Best Picture Oscar Winners: 10 Movies That Shouldn't Have Won

2011-02-24T08:38:00.000-08:00

http://blog.moviefone.com/oscars-academy-awards/worst-best-picture-winners/

#6 is the biggest tragedy

#5 is just retarded, so many better movies on the list than Chicago, any on the list would have been better than their chioce. (my choice would have been LoTR or Gangs of NY

#4 Citizen Kane.............................I mean c'mon its fucking Citizen Kane!!!!!!!!!!

#2 GOODFELLAS is one of the best movies of the genre of alltime, even though K. Cost did pretty good in dances w/ wolves and it was a great movie. Now we have that same story over & over (fern gully, avitar, pochahontas, the last samurai, etc............) at least avitar did not win last year, that would have been worse than Panda Bear Placenta on your brand new shoes!!

Big Lebowski Venn Diagram

2011-02-18T09:41:00.000-08:00

The Nic Cage Matrix

2011-02-03T10:35:00.000-08:00

It's Funny cause they are OLD!

2011-01-20T20:45:00.000-08:00

http://geriatricfilmreview.tumblr.com/

Mixed Reviews!

2011-01-20T17:31:00.001-08:00

The collection illustrates movie moments ranging from The Hangover’s recent rufilin mishap to A Menace to Society’s classic 40-ounce malt liquor bottle; and for those of you that cannot appreciate the allure of intoxication, there are even a few non-alcoholic beverages included.
Enjoy responsibly!
Designed and illustrated by Glenn Michael.

Oh, Zach Morris..............That cookie was for the chicks

2010-12-28T18:40:00.000-08:00

drunk santa caught on surveillance

2010-12-20T23:14:00.000-08:00

Top 10 TV Shows of 2010

2010-12-20T22:18:00.000-08:00

1. The Walking Dead
2. Justified
3. The Inbetweeners
4. Sons of Anarchy
5. Archer
6. Mad Men
7. Breaking Bad
8. Modern Family
9. Community
10. The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

Top 7 Christmas Movies

2010-12-20T22:05:00.000-08:00

1. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
2. A Christmas Story
3. Bad Santa
4. Home Alone
5. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (original version)
6. Love Actually
7. Elf

Top 5 Movies to see December 2010

2010-12-20T21:56:00.000-08:00

1. True Grit
2. The Fighter
3. HarryPotter & the Deathly Hallows
4. Tron: Legacy
5. Black Swan

(Bonus: Eat/Smoke/Drink weed and booze to find the correct combination to make Little Fockers anyway amusing)

Awesome!!!! Every 2010 movies in 6:03

2010-12-20T21:43:00.001-08:00

2010-12-01T19:57:00.000-08:00

Batman's just a symbol, Rachel!! (gah, bitch)

Any movie quote that you will need..................EVER!!

2010-12-01T18:49:00.000-08:00

That makes you wonder. Take chicken, for example.

http://www.subzin.com/

Harry Potter and The deathly Hallows

2010-11-24T17:34:00.000-08:00

So, I went to see Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows on Monday November 22nd. I figured that I didn't have shit else to do, Obama is still sending me checks, and I like Cherry Icee's and Popcorn at 9:45am. To my amazement no one else I know felt the same way.

I have read all of the Harry Potter books and have seen all of the movies so far, even though it has taken what seems like decades for this non-sense of a franchise to ever be complete, I have enjoyed the movies that it has produced. If I can only get J.K. Rowling to be my sugar mama I would be in the British wet dream of a lifetime.

So a few things I learned from the latest Harry Potter:

1-Hermione Granger is getting hotter by the seconnd
2-You have a wand, use that motherfucker!!
2a.- If you are not using your wand stop leaving it on the ground, or in the snow, or at your buddies house, or some how drop it into your 40oz of Shlitz malt liquor. You know magic, fuse that shit to you hand so you can drop magical knowledge at any time.
3-From Quidditch matches to Triwizard Tournaments, and Azkaban, I do like how the series has gotten progressivly darker. The latest installment does not dissapoint.
4-Saying that it does have a Lord of the Rings type feel to it. By that I mean it seems like everytime they get over one mountian there is an even larger mountian behind it that they have to climb. Being a wizard it just means that they will have to dissasperate for at least 2-1/2 more hours for the final movie.
5-Horcrux's seem to be difficult to find and harder to destroy.
6-I will gladly pay to see the final Harry Potter movie. (or at least Obama will)

That is all I know for now. If I'm not to hungover I will be posting more stuff soon!!

-Andy

Introduction

2010-11-24T16:58:00.000-08:00

I have discovered this wonderful thing called the interwebs, and I have decided to use its power to make me invincible in the ways of movies and tv.

I have noticed recently that people who don't know shit about shit are able to put out anything into the universe..............................I intend to be one of those people!!!

So fasten up your childproof caps and be ready to learn how to re-open that cap. It is now go time!!