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Kiss You - Agyaat (3GP Video)

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Kaminey (All Tracks MP3 Ring Tones)

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Pehli Baar Mohabbat Ki Hai
Kaminey
Fatak
Dhan Te Nan (Remix)
Dhan Te Nan
Raat Ke Dhaai Baje (Remix)
Raat Ke Dhaai Baje

Gustakhiyan - Game (3GP Video)

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Sad SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:14:00 +0000

Nazar to mila sake,
Per zaban ko hila na sake,
Laakh chaha humne,
Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake….

Is dil say teri yaad bhulai nahin jati
Yeh pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahin jati
Is dil say kesay tumhain bhulaoun main
Har roz toh yeh duniya basai nahin jat

Hindi SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:12:00 +0000

Dil mein basa ek khayal ho tum,
Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum,
Jab muskurate ho toh lagta hai,
Kubsurati se lajawab ho tum.

Phoolo se poocho is main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai…
Tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai.

Tere Pyar ne zindagi se pehchaan karai hai,
Mujhe wo toofano se phir lauta ke laayi hai,
Bas itni hi dua karte hain khuda se hum,
Bujhe na yeh shama kabhi jo humne jalai hai.

Khuda ne mujhse kaha… Ishq na kar tu diwana ho jayega!
Maine kaha aiye khuda… Tu msg padhnewale se to mil.. Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!

Hindi Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:05:00 +0000

Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kiya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Ginay to do :p
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai, Betho Betho
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Hathi aur chenti ka prem vivah hua,
Dusre din hathi mar gaya,
Cheenti boli “wah re mohabbat”
Ek din ka pyar mila,
Aur sari umar kabar khodne ka kaam mila
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Ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.

Agyaat mp3

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:58:00 +0000

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Jai Shiv Bum Shambu
Kiss U Day And Night
Khoobsurat
Sunsakte Ho
Jungle Jungle
Na Koi
Kiss Mix

Charming Lootera - Raghav Sachar

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Charming Lootera
Ajaane Chehre - Retro Nation Mix
Dil Ye Dil - Funked Up Mix
Bahon Mein Tu Aaja - Disco Ball Mix
Dil Hai Tanha - Pulse Beat Mix
Jaan Ve Jaaye - Punjabi Mix
Anthrax
Deevanagi Ka Nasha
Haseeno Ki Nigahon Mein
Jaanu Nahi Jaana

Yeh Dooriyan - Love Aaj kal (New Smartmovie Video)

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Patli Gali - Shortkut (feat. Akshaye Khanna) (Hot Smartmovie Video)

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Dhan Te Nan - Kaminey (MP4 Video)

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Kaminey - Dhan Te Nan (MP3 Ring Tone)

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Kambakkht Ishq 3 Videos from Movie (MP4 Videos)

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Kambakkht Ishq Title Video
Bebo
Welcome to Hollywood

Khudaya Ve - Luck (MP4 Video)

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IIFA Awards Abhishek Bachchan Stage Performance 3GP Video

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Women.!

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:42:00 +0000

# Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

# Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.

# Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.

# Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

# Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.

# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an ‘on/off’ switch.

# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

Best Laughters

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:40:00 +0000

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

Friendship SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:39:00 +0000

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u My Freind.

It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years.

Apki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai.
Tmam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai.
Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kar SMS bhej do.
Khusi ke waste ye silsila hi kafi hai.

Birth is first of life
Beauty is art of life
Death is last of life
Friend ship is heart of life

Miss you SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:38:00 +0000

When I miss you, I don’t have to go far ,
I just have to look inside my heart because that’s where I’ll find you.

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long.
If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.

I dropped a tear in the ocean.
The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else,
and for everything you gain, you lose something else.

I miss your love I miss your touch, But I’m feeling you everyday.

Nothing hurts more then waiting
since I don’t even know what I’m waiting for anymore.

Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky.
So, if you looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars,
it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!

I heard someone whisper your name,
but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone.
Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.

Bible SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:37:00 +0000

Life is made simple when
we follow Jesus Christ.
Yet how we go astray
by trying to manipulate
His commands.!
The Lord knows my future, so I put my trust in Hìm.
You can have fancy cars, girls, wealth and power.
But I have an awesome God. Yes I’m poor of this world, yet surely will grow rich
in Christ’s Grace.
Sorry world I hate to
annoy you, but there is
only one God and
He is Jesus Christ.
I know him, I’m trying
to follow Him.
But are you.?
If not Let Christ show us
the way to salvation bcoz except for Him we are already near hell.
The irony being people
don’t believe in hell until they reach there.!
And also that the wicked shall never have peace
says My Lord.

Health Tips

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:36:00 +0000

HEALTH :
Vitamin B9 (Folic acid)
is found in Spinach,
Lettuce, Peas and some fortified foods like wholemeal bread
and Cereals.
It is needed for
the growth and
division of cells such
as blood, skin, hair,
nerve and also brain cells.

Wise SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:35:00 +0000

Don’t You Remember
the time when we
used to say,
“Let’s Meet and Plan something.”
Now are the days
where we say,
“Let’s Plan and Meet someday.”
Friends are the Same,
but the Days have
Changed Us.!

Inspirational SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:34:00 +0000

Not covering a Wound
can Delay Healing by
up to 50%
Keep wounds Moist and Covered to encourage Faster Healing
Petroleum Jelly works well to keep the wound moist

Hindi SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:30:00 +0000

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.

Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says ” chhee Kitni kadvi hai”
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
Aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Hindi SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Just) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:29:00 +0000

Oye mil giya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballayâ
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

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Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,

Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.

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Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?

Nurse: Kya karo gay?

Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya hoon.

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One day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha
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